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This personally is my favorite way of saving money on food. If a restaurant has a kids menu you should always try to order from there. Why buy a more expensive adult sized meal when you can buy 1 or 2 smaller and cheaper meal?
Man, I love pink lemonade
>>17328227
But all the food on that kids menu you posted, and on most kids' menus, is shit. Even at reduced price at the restaurant, you could make it at home in minutes for a fraction of even that menu's cost.
If you really want to save money on food, don't pay to eat crap food. Even if it is on the kids' menu.
>>17328227
>wants to save money
>eats out
I got in an accident over the weekend. I need some advice.
I rear ended a jeep doing about 20. The jeep slammed on his brakes to make a turn, and we had just started to go from a red light. The jeep had a scratch, my car collapsed, and is totaled. I freaked out, had an anxiety attack and drove off. (no drugs. I have severe agoraphobia and anxiety. one of my few trips out)
Anyway. I'm like w/e i'll just scrap my car and buy a new one (it's only worth 2500 anyway). Insurance calls today. Dude filed a police report for a hit and run and is filing an insurance claim against me.
I lied to the insurance company and said i didn't drive it over the weekend and hung up. I had another anxiety attack. IDK wtf i lied!
any advice? I seriously have no clue what to do. Other than the license plate there's no proof it was me driving. No cameras on the road, but I don't want to go to jail, and how do i explain buying a new car to add to my policy.
I'm so fucked...
>>17328200
I would just be honest. Call back, explain about your anxiety and how you freaked out. Then proceed to give them a detailed list of what happened during the accident. Give them everything like normal, and explain the anxiety that led you to leave.
Cheers mate
That was a big mistake, but if you have medical proof of your disorders it is salvageable. You need to call your insurance company right now and set the record straight, and probably retain your own counsel in case things go south there.
Lies will always come out in a court of law, esp if there's no jury to con. Most judges have years of experience sniffing out bullshit, and despite what movies tell you court is a huge hassle and lawyers don't go for it unless they think they have something. If the dude has filed hit and run against you you can bet his lawyer is going to dig up every piece of dirt he can find. It's his job to do so.
Your mitigating evidence is that you have legitimate disorders and you were not in a right state of mind when everything happened. In fact, I would say retain your own lawyer and talk to them first and explain what happened before you speak to the insurance company so you have someone on your side. Car insurance companies will generally handle minor shit with nothing more than a small premium increase but criminal charges are likely to get them a little pissy.
>>17328200
This is why you have insurance, to get shit like this taken care of. Unfortunately your premium will go up of course but you'll get the problem solved in a fairly stress free manner.
I mean you could run from the whole issue but that would be a pretty shitty thing to do plus it would weigh on your conscious constantly. You would probably get away with it if you live in a big city. The police aren't really going to pursue unless you're right under their nose.
Some jack off ran me hit me on an access road doing about 60 mph and I went off the road and bounced off a couple of trees. Since I was in a truck and just lucky with my reactions and just lucky in general I wasn't off the road very long. Long enough for the guy to drive about a mile up the road without stopping. I hauled ass and rode his ass till he pulled over. His insurance practically bought me a new car. Don't be like that dickhead or the rest of the hit and run dickheads.
Oh and you won't go to jail.
Have you experienced death before, /adv/? Be it from an accident or the death of family member/loved one, how did it shape you? Did it change the way you viewed life and the world in general?
I'm currently working towards a degree and going into a field where I will be faced with gruesome death and murder on a daily basis.
How do you prepare yourself and come to terms with death?
I want to learn how to view it as a natural part of life, but think that's easier said than done.
>>17328187
whats the job you're going in for?>
>>17328194
biochem forensics, crime/lab scene analyst or criminal behavior analyst
Still not sure just how close I want to get to things.
>>17328223
its tough. cuz what you're going to be examining isn't just death but death that came much too soon. the only rationalization you can make is that by being the best you can be at your job you can prevent even more deaths from happening.
you'll either get used to it, or you'll let it slowly destroy you. do the best job you can for as long as you can mate.
If you and your partner have herpes, is it ok for that to be a high priority reason for being with them, granted you're quite compatible and love each other?
>>17328171
That's a strange question. Certainly if you both have herpes, that takes off the table a reason to break up. If one of you only had herpes, then that one couldn't fault the other too much for wanting to break up.
But it's not a specific reason to stay together. It depends if you're good as a couple, of course.
>>17328196
Seems like a good, if very small, reason to stay try harder to maintain the relationship to me. Dating sucks as it is. Adding "BTW I have herpes" into the mix just sounds awful.
>>17328226
As soon as I got with my gf a female coworker who previously tried to hook up with me messaged me wanting to hook up. I had told her that I had it but I guess since she has BPD she doesnt care? Not worth ruining my relationship I don't want to cheat but... I guess its observable that some people will knowingly hook up with someone who has it. Date? Probably less likely.
>Havin sex with a female, doggy style
>Bust a nut
>Get up
>Pic related
Has anyone had this happen to them before? Like shortly after ejaculating you feel a sharp pain in your stomach?
Bump because same happens to me
>>17328169
I've never felt sharp pain, but sometimes if an orgasm is particularly good it'll make me flex my abs (and I'm a lumpy fuck so that shit hurts a little), but that's a bit more of a burning sensation than sharp pain.
Are you sure it's not more akin to testicular pain rather than abdominal? The sensations are really close topographically speaking.
She casted level 3 Eroticism on you at the exact moment you casted level 8 Penis of the Infinite and it ended up draining all your mana.
I married an immigrant, and sponsored her when she applied for her green card.
Now she has her green card and is on the way to citizenship in a few years.
However the selfish bitch decided she wanted a divorce because she wasn't having enough parties and travel and flowers given to her and other bullshit female stuff. So whatever. That was a while ago. I'm over it now.
HOWEVER, all I would have to do is call USCIS and tell them I'm revoking my sponsorship due to the divorce and her life would become much more difficult.
I recently told her about this, and she was very, very apologetic and willing to work with me to make sure that doesn't happen.
Now I'm thinking I should tell her that I want sex on demand or I'll pull the trigger and get her ass sent back to Russia.
tl;dr should I blackmail my ex-wife for sex on tap.
Is it worth it to possibly antagonize her if my relationship with her is currently non-confrontational and somewhat friendly?
If you blackmail her and she gets proof she'll take you for everything you've got and still get citizenship.
Revoke your sponsorship and wash your hands of her.
That is revenge enough.
>>17328145
Just get away from her as quick as possible. Do you really want to play the risky game and needlessly complicate your life?
>>17328145
It's obvious that she is with you for the green card, otherwise she wouldn't have changed her attitude so fast. I'd be looking for exit strategies then reporting the divorce to USCIS if I were you.
Why is 23 the worst age?
For me its because I'm too old to be amused by 20 year olds but not old enough to feel comfortable around older people.
Wait till you're 29
>>17328146
What happens then?
>>17328181
the age where it's too late to do the things you put off
Need advice anons...
Now i don't know why it's this way for me, but thinking of myself as/being called a "dirty slut" or "whore" or any variation of the sort turns me on a lot and makes me horny. It's almost like a trigger that automatically makes me horny. Even if it's said as an insult, but especially if it's by my partner in bed.
Now let me be clear that i don't engage in any slutty behavior (lots of casual sex, cheating, sex for money, etc.) which is why i don't understand why that's such a turn on for me.
Now my issue. My current boyfriend isn't the type of guy to call me that in bed, he's not even the type to really have rough sex (which i love. Being tied up, spanked, choked, etc.--all things i immensely enjoy) he's too much of a sweetheart. Whereas my ex would do it all the time, and i miss it. But i don't know how to express this to my boyfriend without him thinking i'm strange or crazy. I don't want him to look at me sideways.
Should i approach him about my desires? If i do, how should i go about it? What should i say? Ultimately, if it's possible, how do i turn a vanilla into a freak.
>>17328112
wud up slut u wan dis fukken dik yeh heh u lov it dont u hor
Sigh can i get some actual advice please
>>17328294
Yeah, fuck off slut
hey so like, holy fuck please help me out.
I've been seeing this guy for 6ish months. We're from the same town but hadn't been in contact for years, till we matched on tinder.
We talked for a while, wasn't sure he liked me until I got the brass to ask. Turns out I'm cute as heck. So I went ahead and visited him at school (his college is about 4 hours from mine). The sex was REALLY great, and we've been seeing each other since.
In that time there's been pet names, talking basically all day every day, etc. So like, the way you treat a girlfriend.
When we started seeing each other, he had just gotten out of a long term relationship (I didn't know how recently at the time) & at the beginning I wasn't sure I wanted this to be a relationship thing. Now I think I do.
The kicker: I know he's still seeing other girls. When I was trying to figure out where we stood, I asked and he told me (I appreciated the honesty). I know when he tells me he's out with some "friend" it's really some chick from tinder. I also know I'm his main chick, because told me that too. He likes me a lot, otherwise he wouldn't keep talking to me. But it's also kinda tearing me apart.
It's really stressful wondering if I'm only his main chick until I fuck up, or until someone replaces me, or until I'm not fun anymore. If I ask him to stop seeing other girls I'll feel like I'm cornering him or taking his freedom essentially. I don't want to just wait around for him to sow his wild oats and be ready to date again, but man I'm invested.
tl;dr is there a way to go from being a main chick to being an only chick, or did I fuck myself forever by allowing it to go on like this for so long?
>>17328100
The easiest solution is to make your stance very clear. Tell him what you want and your expe rations and if you can't meet those expectations then you have to end it. Otherwise you're just gonna be a Fuck piece. You don't have to give him an ultimatum because they rarely work. But being open in honest is the best policy about what You want
Simply tell him that you're interested in more than sex. Ask him to go steady with you.
Oh my god I am in the same exact boat as you. Well, not exactly the same, but similar enough.
Bumping for answers.
Do you ever think that if you'd never found this place your life would be 1,000's of times better?
...like I was a more gooder perosn before I was here.
Now I just swear at the memes all day long and don't make beautiful things anymore
Yes, I get really depressed every time I re-download the clover app
>>17328089
Without a doubt. 4chan ruined my life.
What does everyone else know that I don't?
>>17328047
Yes.
Thos you don't think i know by my short response, but i know.
>>17328047
just bee yourself haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9nqWw9W3Y
I recommend multiple courses in normie conditioning
If you don't get laid by the summer we'll be forced to put you away haha
good luck bro remember to lift everyday and get hobbies
>>17328063
Ty for the anime friend
Need help
Went to a friends going-away party a couple of days ago. She brought her friend, we sat near each other but didnt get to talk much. So we danced most of the night, went home and I friend requested her on fb (inb4 cringe)
Well, my friend is gone now (several states away) and I don't know what the best way is to ask this girl out. I forgot to get her number, so I'm kinda at a loss for ideas.
Invite her to do something. if she likes you she'll go. You don't need to explicitly state that you like her; it's implied in the act of inviting her somewhere.
Man, I wish I could erase my memories of Morrowind so I could have the fun of playing for the first time again.
>>17328024
I've always heard that messaging anyone of the opposite gender on normiebook ends in tragic loss, thus the problem arises. I don't have any fear of rejection or anything, I just don't wanna set myself up for failure before the ride even begins
So /adv/, I experienced one of the better nights in my life.
>Student in slavland living like a dog to finish schooling myself.
>On this particular night I heard something on my balcony rumbling.
>went on to check what was making the sound.
>open the door
>suddenly something hugs me and I hug it
>I don't know if time slowed down or whatever, but we were tightly embracing each other for atleast 10 minutes and it felt so fucking perfect, until I actually got sweaty and had to let go
>turn on the lights and get to see that its a beautiful redhead
>still so fucking dizy about how perfect that moment was I start asking questions, to none which she responds.
>try to get her to talk for hours
>ok lets just go to sleep
>let her sleep on floor near me
>morning come and I make her a breakfast (some shitty bread, milk and sausages)
>I ask her questions again, but she just looks at me like a sheep at which point I start to ask myself is she a mute or a foreigner.
>had to go to uni, and told her to go, but that she can come back if she needs to again tonight. She just nodded at me, and went off.
>all day thinking about that 10 minute hug
>bought some good stuff for her to eat when she comes
>its pretty fucking late and no sign of her coming
Can /adv/ make some sense out of this? I cannot understand what it was about. Also if she does come how do I get her to talk?
>>17327989
haha everytime, women make great thieves. so guys will send their girl over and get them to let their guard down so can steal something
>>17328040
oh shit, im so dumb, gonna check if shits missing
not that theres a lot to steal, the most valuable thing I own is bed and PC, and some books. The rest is either food or hygiene setup.
>>17328069
Yeah dude. They're probably scouting the place.
If the pc is portable at all keep it at someone else house if you don't need it. Otherwise just hide it and keep it next to your bed when you're sleeping for a while.
how long can i leave my fridge open for ac before it breaks. it is 88 F in my apartment right now.
>>17327969
impossible to tell. safest bet 1 hour.
Just jam some ice cubes up your butt. That'll cool you off.
>>17327969
It won't work, you'd be better off just turning your fridge off since it produces as much or more heat than it cools down on the inside. It would balance itself out.
Need Chinese gf. How get China gf
>>17327955
i met my chinese gf on chatango like 8 years ago. we are now engaged
>>17328053
Really? Did an anon really manage to take the Great Leap Forward?
You're not black are you
>>17328087
lol no. we chatted online for a long time keep a friendship and then one day we met up and hit it off together. im in the military now and gonna be stationed in Japan in about 3 weeks.
Too bad she;s studying in the UK or else I'd be super close
