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What to do /adv/? My ex-girlfriend/friend got arrested several months ago along with another girl for public bondage; they got charged with indecent exposure and lewd conduct.
Personally this is amusing to me but can you actually get charged with indecent exposure or lewd conduct for doing bdsm shit in public? And can you actually get off the registry later on, lmao?
>>17329866
>can you actually get charged with indecent exposure or lewd conduct for doing bdsm shit in public?
Well, evidently, you can, seeing how they did.
> can you actually get off the registry later on, lmao?
That would depend on the general laws in your country. In most, not really, to my knowledge.
>>17329866
First off, thats fucking H I L A R I O U S.
Secondly, what the fuck is this context? At what point can you not wait for kinky BDSM Sex that you just NEED to do it in public?
People are fuckin weird
>>17329866
Yup you can get charged and put on the sex offender registry list. BSides that I wish I had a video of them doing it. We have pics of the bitch?
So I went over to a guys house last night and we hung out and watched some tv and had sex. Then somehow the subject of his girlfriend got brought up and things got really awkward. We had both been drinking and it seemed to really effect him. I don't want to date him or anything and I could see where he was coming from. We started having sex again and I could tell his head was in a different place and I kept asking him if he was alright. He eventually just pulled out and we fell asleep. I woke up at like 6 am and snuck out without saying goodbye. Should I text him or just...
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I should clarify that it was his ex girlfriend
>>17329837
He's most likely not completely over his ex. The sex you had with him most likely helped him. I would text him telling him to let you know when he wants to do that again.
>>17329883
This
This is purely hypothetical but something that just crossed my mind. How would you feel if you were hanging out with a female friend and saw she had a rape alarm on her? Would you take it personally like she doesn't trust you?
I know some carry them anyway, but I mean if she's with you the entire day and no real chance that she'd get raped by anyone else. To be honest I'd be deeply offended if I thought she brought it along because of me.
>>17329819
Or it could be that they carry one at all times as a rule. As intended.
C'mon guy, don't take shit personally unless there's basis for it. If they acted nervous for no apparent reason and avoided being left alone with you, sure, that'd be basis to get offended. A fucking rape alarm? Nah.
At worst, they might not believe in your ability to protect them, but if three assholes jump you, don't even pretend you'd win.
ugh what a bitch id just rape her 2 teach her a lesson rofl
>>17329819
Take the batteries out when she aint lookin
Am i still virgin? I am serious
>get really horny
>no gf
>call an escort for meeting
>get the adress
>ffs this is really dirty place
>wow she is ugly but i can not go back anymore
>for the first time see a naked women in front of your body
>she did not let you touch her, angry women
>she...
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>>17329817
Sex is more emotion than the physical act. Why do you think doctors dont get boners every time they do breast exams. I cant understand whats the appeal in paying for sex anyhow, cant imagine id get hard from it either.
>>17329817
Yes? You lose your virginity when you have sex with someone willing, someone who is into you, not someone you're paying.
>>17329817
sex is sex. if the dick went in, you popped your cherry, congrats.
It's a fucking strange situation. I'm a straight 19 yo man, i do have sexual impulses, i masturbate but not on sex (more on peekaboo stuff such as topless or bikini). I've seen porn 3 or 4 times in my whole life and it always grossed me out. I find vaginas (and dicks as well obviously) repulsive, and girls' moans/slutty faces make me more uncomfortable than horny. I repeat, i still feel attraction and love towards girls i like, but the thought of them wanting sex from their partner discourages me from making a move and so i end up being not only a virgin but also kissless. How do i be a perfectly normal, sexual person?
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>>17329776
>How do i be a perfectly normal, sexual person?
There is no such thing as a normal sexual person.
Since the invention of the internet, i know this for sure.
I'm in my mid-20's and I'm just tired of dating women (relationships, casual dating, platonic friendships, ONS's, pretty much all interactions). It's just a fucking chore- you have to be the man, be on your game 24/7, don't be too desperate, don't be too aloof, work to keep your status high, and be the decisive "rock" for a girl, cause the vast majority of the ones who aren't lesbians wouldn't dare take initiative and take the lead instead of the man once in a while.
The only people worth that kind of investment in...
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I don't know, Anon.
I've been woman-free for like 3 years, just because I guess I have no game and I'm inherently unlikeable despite pretty much having my shit together. I'm tall, in decent shape, a student, a pilot, and work for a marketing firm in a really nice city with my own apartment in a killer location. I dress well, I'm of above-average attractiveness. I go to the gym a few times a week.
Despite all this I am forever alone. Then again, I have zero interest in the vast majority of American women. But I'm basically MGTOW without...
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>>17329771
Do what you wanna do man, just don't go preaching about it how you are superior to others in doing so. Some people spruiking MGTOW act the same as religious people advertising their religion.
Do as you wish, no one really cares.
>>17329771
Also - this belief that you "have to be the man, have to be on your game, blah blah blah" only is useful if you are trying to appeal to as many girls as possible.
I know its cliche, but "Be yourself". You might not drag in as many girls as you would have before, and I can guarantee its probably a lot harder (requires humility sometimes) but being happier with yourself generally attracts people who want to help you, and enjoy your company, in addition the girls you attract you will probably...
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What's the best strategy to feal with bullies?
My son is 5 and there are some girls in the neighbourhood who think it's funny to call him "little baby" or even stuff like "asshole" from afar. I have never had to deal with such stuff as a kid so i have no idea what to tell him on how to handle this. I know that it's silly and will only make kids laugh at him if i tell him to tell them to "stop that" or tell an adult. I also don't want him to fight fire with fire and yell back mean stuff. So far i told him that it annoys them...
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if you involve yourself too much, you will make the bullying more of a problem.
I dont have a lot of experience from the parent point of view, but shoe him, that the kids that do things like that tend to have little success later on in life and that their oppinion isnt worth shit.
>>17329764
Yeah, i figured. That's why i didn't tell them to get lost.
I told him that those girls must know very weird babies that can walk and talk, write their name and ride a bike.
And that they don't seem to know a whole lot about what's a baby and what's not. (implying they are pretty dumb...)
I didn't make it a big deal and went inside with him.
I just want him to have some tools to deal with this on his own that actually work and that won't make him lose respect for himself.
>>17329774
Honestly? Talk to the girls if you can yourself. Little kids become terrified when a parent calls them out for something. Then, if they complain to their parents, you have a perfectly plausible reason.
My girlfriend's vagina feels big and unsatisfying.
I recently lost my virginity to her (I'm in my mid-20s) and I can't figure out how to make sex pleasurable. It just feels so loose, like I'm thrusting into a cup of warm water. Maybe I'm doing it wrong? Maybe I am too used to masturbating with a death grip?
I've always thought my penis was large. It certainly looks large to me. It's 7" long and something like 6" in circumference (never actually measured that), but I feel small inside her.
She is 4.5 inches taller...
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>mid 20
She got fucked by tyrones all her life, what do you expect? Ofc it gets loose down there
what is her sexual history?
as you just lost your virginity, you probably arent yet making her cum really, because when they cum, you will cum, too.
had my ex once use a vibrator on her clit while I stuck my dick in her vagina and the moment she came, the moevement made me cum aswell without any other moving besides that.
Only a clamping vagina is really tight and there isn't a lot of friction beforehand
>>17329745
It doesn't work like that. Vaginas are elastic.
I didn't fuck with my boyfriend for a week and it took me some time to get used to his cock again, even if I have been fucking him for 6 years.
>>17329734
>Maybe I am too used to masturbating with a death grip?
I think this might be the case, OP.
I wanted to hear some thoughts about people who have "played the field".
I'm a decent enough lad, but don't seem to have much luck with women. I'm only in my early 20's and I've had a long-term relationship before so I'm not completely hopeless, but with each passing year at university I get the sense I will regret not having the type of experiences other young adults seem to have. I'd love to have another relationship again, but right now I'd be happy with just a couple of dates or casual encounters. It's not for...
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I have had over 50 women under my belt. I was a MASSIVE man whore. I'll tell you, honestly, until you meet that special someone, just keep things casual. But, when you DO meet that special person, keep your dick in your pants. It's a much better feeling to vome home to loving wo!an who's made you dinner than a whore.
>>17329778
Like I said, I can't get anything casual, so what I'm asking is; am I missing out?
I don't think this is a question other people can answer for you. It depends entirely on what you want out of your youth.
For me I was in a 4 year relationship and I realised I would greatly regret not experiencing it at least. I made the right choice for myself, I'm enjoying it, but I can understand another person choosing not to give it a shot.
Right now I hate pretty much everyone. Even though I have friends, I'm completely disgusted by society. Drug addicts, whores, leeches, cheaters... etc. I've been told that I just see the worst in peopl, but I believe people are really themselves at their worst. Right now I'm starting to get depressed and feel like the only things that could make me happy would be if I suddenly started meeting people with values, or everyone just fucking dissappeared. I'm nor an easy going person and one of the things that pisses me off is the people think it's fine to...
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only option is to kill yourself, sorry op
>>17329726
It's the only way op.
>>17329719
Op I'm sure you've heard it before but you sound incredibly negative.
My advice is to stop looking at anime, get as much sun as you can, eat right and exercise and try to see the good or interesting points in what people do.
Yes, all of the kinds of people you listed exist and will continue to exist until the end of time. Instead of looking at them in disgust and immediately labeling them as "bad", find out why they do what they do as if you're studying them. You don't...
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so heres the deal
>two and a half months ago, its my birthday
>best friend is coming in from out of town
>its a few hours away, so she'll sleep over afterwards
>were both girls with bfs
>have a good party, we all get drunk
>everyone leaves
>were in my room watching orange is the new black
>sex scene between pic related...
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if you want more stuff to happen, watch more orange is the new black
if not, watch "detailed analysis of the holy scriptures - extended edition"
alternatively, get your friend to have a threesome with your BF
he'll love it and you'll get to find out if you need to leave him because you need to explore your bi/les side
p.s. if you ask first you might get away with leaving him before having to reciprocate with your friend's BF
>>17329722
obv were both in relationships so more stuff cant happen, also i dont even like women
How do you cure a sore throat? I keep coughing constantly and it sounds incredibly gross. My family is sick of it and I just want the nagging to stop.
If it's been persistent you need to see a ear, nose and throat doctor, man. Otherwise, cough drops.
>>17329784
It's been a few days I guess. Started out super dry, like I had nothing in my throat to cough off, but now there's pleghm or something, and my nose runs like crazy.
>>17329838
Wait it out. Unless you have serious symptoms like light sensitivity there is no need to see a doctor over a sore throat that's only lasted a few days.
She is unsure of herself, has low self esteem, doesn't always get treated the best at home, and there is always family drama going on.
Some people might tell me to run but its too late for that. She is completely in love with me, she hand written me 2 letters and is always saying how much she loves me, she wouldn't change me for the world, how I make her feel safe and how my smile makes her forget all her problems etc.
However last night I told her how some random girl earllier in the day hit on me. I obviously turned her down saying 'I already have...
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>>17329705
Run, she sounds like a crazy, guilt-tripping and whiny kid. The fact is, you can't repair a broken person, and she sounds like one. You kust realise that no relationship can survive when one partner constantly needs reassuring, has a pathological tendency to bring him or herself down, has zero self esteem and is daily abused at home. With time it will be too much for you to bear but by then she will become even more clingy and will rely on you too much. I think you should let her go gently because it sounds...
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>>17329782
Man, I hate shit like this. It's more or less saying that broken people don't deserve love any longer, simply because shit happened and they got damaged by it.
And the assumption that somehow they'll fix their problems alone is wrong in the majority of cases, I've found.
>>17329852
Broken people deserve love, no less. However, broken people have a tendency to break other people because of who they are and how they act. And they might not do it on purpose, but, like OP's girl, they create issues and burden their partners down, to a point this person either leaves or gets broken, unless the broken person fixes his or her shit first. OP's gf doesn't even try to talk with him though, just builds more walls and goes 'I'm a negative person', like it's an excuse...
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I have a date later today at this music festival thing put on by the city, and I just remembered I don't know how to dance, nor do I have much desire to learn.
How fucked am I /adv/?
Not fucked at all. Dancing is all about expression. You may look like a goofy flailing white boy, but if you aren't afraid of what people think she will find it attractive. Especially if you initiate. Grab her hands and do one of those cheesy spins or something, she'll love it.
I get that you're absolutely terrified though. But you need to go to the festival or you'll regret it. You can either:
>Suck it up and dance. Take a deep breath and just do it
>Drink a bit and do it
>Get...
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>>17329680
Push your way up to the stage, throw up the horns, and head-bang.
>>17329698
>Dancing is all about expression.
Unless that person's going to some strange artistic interpretive dance, not it's not. It's just popping and copying a bunch of moves to a beat.
>on tumblr because bored af
>exploring random shit
>come across a tumblr of a girl who's totally got similar interests to me
>dark souls, bunch of black metal, metal in general, etc.
>very likely pure but has a really kinky side with someone she loves
>hasnt been in many relationships at all, only one real relationship
>really, really like her, cute af, awesome humor
>cute voice, kinda popular, livestreams and is really talented
>want to get to know her more
>she's really stoic and doesn't hold conversations a lot
>still manage to have good conversations with her, probably moreso than other guy friends
>still, she's very stoic, not flirty at all (at least with me), doesn't always reply at all
>loves gaming, but my computer sucks, so i can't game with her
>don't know what to do besides just talk with her and stuff
>also isnt comfortable with voice chat really, so cant necessarily talk with her, but could try
>dunno what to do
how can i grab her interest? she's into metal guys it seems (which i am), long hair and stuff, beard and shit (though i cant grow a good beard, kill me)
dunno, really like her, though. she's super cute and has a lot of traits i would absolutely love in a girl. she also has the best, curviest, thickest fucking thighs ever. what do.
will answer questions if anyone asks for more clarity. legit advice extremely welcomed. thanks guys
>on tumblr
Leave.
>>17329687
nah, senpai.
bump, plox. off to bed
