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my bf and want to do things but not fuck. if i suck his dick and swallow his load would i get pregnant?
Come on, you can do better than this
>>17332232
Don't swallow it or his baby will explode out of your stomach like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBu6VAESeI
Yes.
You should be having anal sex, but then you run the risk of having anal babies.
GL!
I'm suicidal all the time but too frightened by the entire concept of non-existence to pull the trigger. Do you have any suggestions?
Life has ended for me already and I'm just lingering, like the guy in Jacob's Ladder. There isn't hope for anything to improve, seriously, I'm just stuck in this current situation for the rest of my life and there's nothing left for me apart from loneliness and the internet.
Try something new, if you truly feel this way that you have nothing left then go out and do something you are maybe scared of. You have nothing to lose.
>>17332229
All you suicidal people need to get fucked up on drugs first.
>>17332241
I have no motivation due to depression. I don't want to do crazy exciting things. I feel zero excitement or pleasure and have no sense of fun.
I hate my life so much. The dilemna is that I don't want to stop existing I just want to leave this body and start again as another person. I hate this life. My loved ones are dead or dying and I've suffered something that left me disfigured. I can't leave the house I feel so uncomfortable. I suffer bad anxiety in day to day life for the past decade.
I'm just lingering here but my life has already ended.
Been with a girl on these happy pills for awhile. Everything is going fine but worried when she gets off them if she'll be the same
>>17332215
The same as what?
>>17332223
Like if she'll be like she is now or batshit
>>17332280
what pills exactly ? what is her diagnosis? why would she be coming off them ?
Went to a music festival, tripped acid and had unprotected sex with a complete stranger Inb4 idiot. Got tested, got chlamydia, took muh pills and my dick still hurts a lot. I'm concerned that maybe the test didn't cover all possible stds and I could infect someone. I miss unprotected sex, if I had to wear a fucking condom, I'd just masturbate.
>>17332207
Also, this included blood and urine tests.
Don't mind me, I'm just here to laugh at a stupid degenerate.
>>17332207
They typically don't test for hsv1 and 2 but you get that even with a condom
I cant stop worrying that Im going to lose my new job. I'm 3 months in, 2 months interning and 1 month full time and I feel like im not growing as much as I should be. This is my first job out of college, its my dream job and I will do whatever it takes to keep it. But its an artist position, so I can keep or lose this job solely on skill. I know Im good at it but I worry I wont be fast enough. I need some legitimate techniques to keep worries like this under control, its starting to affect my performance. Please help me.
Meditate
hey man, shhhh. these things take time. there's a thing called "imposter syndrome" that's actually pretty common you might want to read up on. it's when you feel like you're not actually accomplishing anything and you're gonna be exposed as a "fraud" basically. lots of people have it, and most people are faking being ok till they make it. breathe. you're probably doin fine.
>>17332610
You know ive been suspecting impostor syndrome, if youre suggesting it its probably what ive got haha. Thanks anon, youre right. I think the next move is to slow down, if I keep ramping up my intensity im going to burn out and do worse.
Ok so I have a problem and I don't know if I'm blowing it out of proportion or not, nor do I know how to deal with it.
Ok, so my problem begins with my girlfriend. I have some friends that I want to see every so often but she HATES nearly so of them. She hates them because they do drugs, and the ones that don't she still doesn't like me hanging out with them and I can tell by the way her mood completely changes.
She doesn't like one friend that I go to the gym with, because he does C4. She's completely anti-substance use (with the...
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People are judged by the company they keep, and it is pretty accurate most of the time.
You hang out with some fucking losers, so she is worried.
>>17332210
Ok let me clarify on the drug thing, only a few do them and I never really try to see those ones. She assumes since a couple of my friends do drugs, that for whatever reason all of my friends do them. They dont, they are genuine hard working good people, just a couple occasionally smoke pot. I don't partake in it either.
>>17332166
First off, sixes.
Controlling bitches just need to be dominated, it works either way. Unless you're trying to be the bitch, place that bitch neatly in check. If all else fails, fuck your friends. That is, have intercourse with your friends or otherwise abandon them for the pussy. Only one of them will still talk to you in 5 years from now anyway, and he will still hit you up even if you stop fucking with him to peruse this girl because that's what real friends are for.
Also, against substance...
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So I got an email saying that my college has refund money for me in the amount of $100.00 and my tight-fisted jew mother says the money belongs to her, I'm currently unemployed and she knows I'm looking for work but she can't even let me have $100? Jesus Christ...
And then she throws me this pitch how "Oh well you're living in my house for free, you have no bills to pay and I provide everything for you. Including food, bedding, toiletries, insurance, etc." And she's right, I can't really argue with her on that. I just think that's...
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>>17332165
>Of course my parents shilled out $40,000 for me to attend college so I guess I'm being really selfish and stingy
If your parents paid for college, then it's their money. They're the ones getting the refund, not you. That's all there is to it.
Get a job.
>>17332173
Did you even read my post, I'm currently LOOKING for a job. I can't just snap my fingers and "get a job" it doesn't work that way, some people have great luck with finding works and others don't.
I've known some people where it took them months to find work.
>>17332169
I already realized that, I'm just not happy about it. $100 is very small compared to $40,000. I figured it wouldn't be a big deal just to...
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I'm 26 years old and had recently lost my job and moved back into my parents house. I found a job quickly and moved out. I was there for 3 weeks and 4 days all together.
And during the time I stayed there, so did my 20 year old brother. He never moved out. He doesn't work. Never had a job, never had a car and has NO MOTIVATION to own a car. He stayed at home the majority of the time watching... no, blasting... the tv until 3 am daily.
My other brother is 25, he never moved out on his own either. Instead, he's in prison a gun-related crime. So I lucked out and didn't have to deal with him during my temporary stay. He did own a car and have a job before he went to prison.
Then there's me. The main reason I ever moved out was because I couldn't stand living at my parents house. It was never comfortable for me to live there so I moved out. Even stupid little things pissrd me off like how they kept the a/c at a warm temperature. They had a shitty, untrained dog that barked 24/7. No privacy. Noisy full house. My brother who is in prison used to steal small amounts of money from me, thinking I never noticed. I never got along with my parents and my mother is a cunt.
Why could my brothers stand living there are not me? Honestly, I think they were more laid back and I'm a finicky fucking person.
But my main question is:
WHAT the FUCK is wrong with my family? Honestly, who is to blame here?
>>17332159
Are the parents hard workers? If not then it's them
>>17332193
My parents are both in their late 50's and both work as cashiers at department stores. My dad retired from the military and never made it to a high ranking position...after 20 years. My mother was a stay at home mom. Both of my parents do not have college degrees.
So, pretty much- not hard workers.
>>17332201
So in other words you came from a family of losers and you're wondering why your siblings are also losers?
How do I stop my mind from turning to sex when a woman my age gives me the slightest bit of attention?
>>17332155
Is it not natural to want sex? I think a libido is a good thing.
You should learn to want all the other parts of a acquaintanceship/friendship/relationship/whatever as well, such as enjoying that person's company, lifting each other's moods etc.
>>17332161
I'm not really at a stage in my life where I can use that libido so yeah it's annoying, especially when I want to think about other things but it's hard when I'm, well, hard.
>>17332155
bumperino
I want to die. I want to go away forever. Im so tired and i feel like everything around me is slowly crumbling away. I should do something about it. But i wont. I just dont have it in me to keep going. I need help offing myself. A gun would be ideal but i dont have the time or money. Whats my second best option?
>>17332154
Jump from ~10 stories onto a hard surface.
But if you asked me, I'm sure all your problems are solvable.
The only problem i want a solution for is a quick painless death
Death is always painful. There is no painless death. It's like the worst muscle cramp you've ever had, but all over your body.
Ok, so I own my own home. I bought it at 138K, did a months worth of renovations and updates now my house is worth 160K.
Very nice neighborhood, no theft or crime. worst we have is dui's almost all white.
Brand new stainless appliances (Frigidaire gallery series) aside from washer/dryer.
granite counters, nice laminate floors, with nice carpet and pad in bedrooms, tile in bathrooms.
deck, 1/3rd acre yard. 1300 sq ft 3 bed 2 bath.
I am really laid back and chill, make sure that the grass is cut myself and I keep out all the pests with...
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If they're willing to pay for it, you're not.
>>17332156
so would you want to live there based on what you have heard
>>17332141
Tenants want to pay the least amount possible and will often do whatever they can to make that happen, including guilting and trying to convince you any way they can. If they seem ungrateful, they can always leave, willingly or unwillingly. What you charge really depends on the area and the going rate, also what you put into the house each month in terms of costs, bills, etc.
What can I do with a 4.5 inch dick?
do not worry. The average length of a vagina is approximately 4 inches, so you have enough to get the job done.
If you can learn how to be creative in bed and overall great at sex, girls wont care how big it is
>>17332151
dont lie, there is a ton of women who care about size, youre setting him up to get his ego devastated
So today a female friend of mine told me that I was "too intimidating" to women. She was talking about her love life, and asked how mine was, and I told her it was the same as usual - nobody worth talking about.
Then she looked at me and told me that I "intimidated" women too much, and that even though I'm not ugly, and not a sperg (I work in digital media, so you kinda have to not be), I'm so "intellectually intense" and "emotionally open" that it intimidates most women, who would rather go for some deadbeat who they...
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Dude I have literally the exact same problem, although mine is more about me being to friendly and outgoing that it gives girls the creep vibe. I don't know what to do about it because i've always been a friendly guy. :(
>>17332077
The intimidation thing isn't bullshit if people do feel intimidated talking to you. It's not advantageous to intimidate people all the time, though you could learn to turn it on and off at will. I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with what you're actually saying, but your body language etc.
>>17332126
But I wonder if OP means emotionally intimidating more than physically. That might take some therapy.
Pic related, I'm black. Classical music is overwhelmingly European. Does this make me an Uncle Tom self hating coon?
>>17332055
No
It makes you an individual with individual tastes
It makes you a negro instead of a nigger
Watch yourself so someone doesn't shame you for cultural appropriation
How do I stop being rude and unfriendly?
>>17332036
Fuck you.
you have to have a thing called social skills and then you have to want to stop being rude and unfriendly.
which part is giving you issues?
>>17332046
Nice try
>>17332051
Well I do have the second thing I believe
