How about you start by posting a picture of yourself as well so we can you where to go faggot

>>17332684
Unless you have absolutely no self respect, you don't achieve it. You tell him to fuck right off. Why the fuck would you want to look like his ex?

>>17332684
Sounds like he isn't over her and you're just a rebound.

>>17332666
>just bought a car and need car insurance soon
Translation: I'm shit at prioritising

>>17332668
Oh, sorry, was I supposed to move out without a mode of transportation?

>>17332670
You should just stay at home if you can't see what's wrong with buying a car when you need money. You need mommy and daddy to look after you

>>17332656
Its a tinder date. Nothing you do matters because you'll probably never hear from her again.

Regardless

>Grimes fan
Listen to Halfaxa and just relax. Do whatever you want, not what you think she'll want. The overhead of actively engineering an interaction isn't worth it, don't even bother.

lol bc shes a bitch

Force you to think you have to prove yourself and alleviate inadequacy or some shit that doesn't make sense. Possible malevolence.

Probably ignore it.

I was in bed kissing and trying to fuck one when she said she's been with a common friend and killed everything cause she started acting guilty.
Don't know wtf was happening, tried to act calm and be nice with her cause I'm a good actor and I knew it (I know everything) but still... No.
Consider yourself lucky.

>wants companionship
>gets a cat

>>17332639
what's wrong with cats?

Cats are notoriously dickfaces. You just got played. Cats, like all animals, only show affection towards you when you offer them food.

Want your cat to hang around you all day? Put the food and water in your room. Always give it treats and shit at random intervals during the day. Toys and whatnot.

Your cat will probably start to annoy you because of how clingy its become and you'll want to move the food back to it's original location so you can be left the hell alone again.

So if it's not a problem with you, what the hell do you want us to do? Make you grow? Kill every female?

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>>17332613
To be honest, I think you should just avoid girls that are marginally taller than you, she'd be an outlier if she wanted to date somebody marginally shorter than her. When going for chicks, just try to ignore that portion of them. Make the best with what you got.

I'm 5'6" and it's never been a problem. Though I guess that's a pretty critical 3 inch difference. 5'6" is about the shortest height that's still considered normal.

>>17332593
Depends on your hobbies.
In general, books are good.
Also, if you can sleep on planes it will make your life easier.

>>17332600
Anything in particular to make my trip more comfy physical wise?

10hr?

You are like a little baby!

Just bring a book and sleep some of the time.

>>17332588
Find out what he likes and then do that.

Use your hand and mouth simultaneously. My ex could only finish me off at all that way

>>17332588
Alot of tongue stuff. Make sure he feels your tongue, my gf flicks it up and down my shaft really fast when I get head and I finish instantly

>>17332575
Post pic

>>17332575
>i like fat/chubby girls. they make the best girlfriends, they are sweet, loyal, love to cook/eat, and generally have better personalities
Are you saying that someone's personality is based on their weight or something?

>>17332578
He probably means that because they're chubby their standards and self esteem are lower so they work harder to impress men

bump, i guess i'll have to be more specific.
i'd welcome any suggestions for the following

>tips for interviews/resumes that make it more compelling to hire me
>places that will hire artists for $$$
>roommate tips/advice
>how to live with bare minimum essentials/ways to save cash
>hobo cooking advice
>reasons not to kill myself yet

>>17332567
Interview tip: fake it till you make it. Sounds cliché but trust me if you act confident in what you say, walk with confidence speak with confidence, you'll seem confident to those around you. And don't worry so hard being nervous isn't a good thing and it may be the problem of having a bad interview. Getting a job will solve most if your problems, remember that and try harder to get the job. Thats all i can say hope it helps even a little

>>17332638
thanks, i suppose that helps a little. i realize once i get a job, this nightmare-ish stress will end or at least tie a few knots down to my problems.

in the case of my interviews, i'd like to think i sounded fairly confident, but humble and excited as well. maybe i came off as desperate, i don't know, i admit i kind of am.

a normal adult would just avoid them but you can have a small exchange of words and say excuse me after one or two words.

>How do you politely tell someone not to talk to you, like what would a normal adult do in this situation?
If you really want to do what "adults" do, then you will:
>acknowledge their presence
>then move to do something else
A head nod and leaving to talk to someone in the other room, for example.

If they come talk to you, an adult would be tolerant but not engaging. It takes two people to have a conversation and you can make it very clear from your responses...
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>>17332644
10/10

>>17332549
Compromise.

>>17332558
how do you go about deciding what's a fair compromise and what isn't, though?

>>17332595
Well, that would be up to the people making the compromise and what's being compromised... it's hard to say without knowing various factors, but generally, and ideally, a compromise is successful when the two parties are more or less happy with the decisions made.
Are you asking for a specific reason? I could add more input if I had more information.

>>17332537
Okay, well... first thing to know would be where you live. You said you'd rather die than sell your car, and assuming you want to keep your car with you, that determines where you can travel to.

>>17332550
Minnesota. Namely a little suburb just outside Minneapolis. I'm fairly well traveled ranging all the way up to browning montana, the very tip of florida, some parts of texas, baltimore rhode island, madison wisconsin, and some parts of canada namely just above browning montana.

Hey anon, I've also been here from the very beginning.

Have you ever tried behavioral therapies for your depression? It worked really really well for me. My periods of depression aren't nearly as long anymore either.

Also if you are really dead set on moving maybe pick a place with lots of natural beauty. I dunno, nature always makes me feel very relaxed

>>17332514
Tell her she's fucking stupid and then block contact. She's cancerous to you

>>17332514
Cut her off. Fact of the matter is, you're a beta compared to him.

>>17332514

Use for sex, simple and plain.

You will do her much good by continuing to not beat her, you don't have to do much more than that OP don't kys. Definitely do not date, but feel free to indirectly/deceptively make her feel like there is a future with you although one doesn't really exist

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>>17332500
Pic related suggests asking her out in front of everyone. I'm a perma-virgin so i don't have any advice to give, but maybe this helps.

>>17332543
was it the one about the finger wiggling?

>I think this girl likes me
You know her behaviour indicates that she's avoiding you, right?