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So I'm on Prozac, which helps alot with OCD. Problem is it's probably the reason I now have erectile dysfunction.
I'm 21. Any way to treat it without something like viagra?
Go and talk to your fucking doctor
>>17323438
I did, they pretty much were like "you're 21, drink water, its a common side effect of Prozac". I fucking hate the doctors I see right now and will be going to a better primary care place soon, but for right know I want to know if there's some natural thing I can do
>>17323478
Well they're not going to prescribe you viagra and you'd be stupid to take it without your doctor's advice
I just recently got into a relationship and lost my virginity, but I'm having a huge problem that I can't seem to fix.
No matter what, I can't seem to cum from anything that isn't my own hand. Even the other day when I was getting a blowjob and felt myself getting close I still couldn't cum.
How do I fix this? I've sworn off masturbation and haven't touched myself or looked at porn for almost a week now, I'm hoping that will fix it soon because I think she feels bad that she can't get me to orgasm.
Am I overthinking...
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Almost no one can orgasm from just a blowjob. Women just plain suck at them (no pun intended). Unless you're raw dogging her slobber hole, you're going to have a hard time achieving orgasm. That's just how it is.
>>17323369
Really? So I'm gonna have to always finish myself off with my hand at the end?
I thought maybe I had fucked myself over with my constant porn watching all these years and my brain is hardwired to only cum from jerking off to porn. It used to be I would jerk off once a day minimum, sometimes up to four times a day. I thought that might have had something to do with it, and I just need to make my dick more sensitive again.
>>17323369
Woah, I must be awesome at blow jobs then.
Is it ok to pursue someone I'm not very attracted to physically?
We get along well, we have some things in common, so I'd like to go for it. But if I had to describe her I'd say she looks okay. Nothing special, not really my style, but not ugly in any way. I'm afraid I would never be able to love her fully because of that, or that I'll get bored after 6 months and be tempted to upgrade.
I'm completely clueless about relationships but everyone always seems to claim their partner looked stunning to them right away. If all I can think of right...
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>I don't want to start a relationship that's likely to fail.
This is why we have a website full of social retards who can't find a decent woman if their life depended on it. You can't put every potential girlfriend through the "married forever" filter. Get some practice in or you'll never learn how to associate with women well enough to land a good one.
>>17323374
You're right but still, I wouldn't want to use her for the experience alone.
>>17323415
You're not "using" her if you don't know what the hell you even want. Even you said you're not sure if you'll still be with her after a few months. Give her a shot. Just don't get stuck in the mindset of "This is the end-all be-all of relationships. I don't deserve any better."
All I want to do is jerk off, get high or eat. I'm bored with video games, TV shows, movies, books, people, my guitar and my environment. I'm in college but I don't have much of an opinion on what I want to do. I want a girlfriend but trying to deliberately connect with another human being feels frustratingly unnatural. I don't have much fun with my friends or family because there's nothing for me to talk about and being a "listener" gets old fast. I'm pretty tolerant of weed, even after long tolerance breaks after an hour it feels like...
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>>17323335
No joke this used to be me until I found God. Now I never have the urge to masturbate and I rarely ever get depressed. You probably won't take me seriously though.
I'm gonna souns probably as dumb as >>17323454 but what got me out of this kind of life was going cold turkey on fb, fap, porn and gaming, because somewhere i read that my brain might be saturated with hormones and I was essentially a stoner because of overdoing the above mentioned
Hard as fuck but worth it
>>17323335
have u tried netflix? what about a pet cat?
So I'm around 160lb 5'6 right now. If I lose weight will I get a boyfriend for sure? I wouldn't have the motivation to lose weight otherwise, I always fail.
nothings for certain but it will probably improve your chances some. But also there are probably some guys that are a little heavier that wouldn't mind dating.
>>17323325
I've been unsuccessful with overweight guys too
Ah, fuck it I'll just get a pet.
Weight is not such a big factor for getting a bf, so you can't say that you get a bf for sure if you loose xxx of weight. If you meet someone who likes you, he'd liked you anyway. And wtf, you're really not that overweight. And i mean, today i saw a women who wasn't the thinest, but i felt very attracted to her. Weight is really not the only thing. There is sooooo much more which can be attractive(personally i like intelligent women which i can have a good conversation with)
Let's say I never want to see or interact with women again for - let's say - the next ten years. How do I achieve this?
>inb4 prison
>But I want to make sure AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE know that they've "done" this to me
become a mountain man. live off the mountain.
>>17323316
I'm not interested in women tho.
I'm much less familiar with that side of the friendzone.
How do I actually meet women if internet dating isn't working?
Let's assume I'm not some casanova who can pick up women out in public.
Hit the gym and alpha up
DO shit outside of school/work/home and strike up conversation with people doing similar shit. Intent shouldn't necessarily be to get gf but it can easily lead to it
>>17323309
>Hit the gym and alpha up
But I'm short, won't that make it look like I'm compensating for my height.
>>17323309
>DO shit outside of school/work/home and strike up conversation with people doing similar shit
Yeah, that's probably something I need to do more.
Gonna give a little bump.
What does a sweaty woman smell like?
>>17323267
like sweaty man but more acidic
In general, I've found that guy B.O. smells like piss and girl B.O. smells like onions
Cinnamon and honey incense.
Taste like a vinegar and salt.
Not bad desu.
Soo i want to get a tat of a playing card on my stomach but im not sure whether i want it to be really big or the size of a regular playing card
card sized unless you want them detailed.
get it card sized. Is that the card you want tattooed?
>>17323258
Size is a cost factor.
Also a large card tattoo sounds tacky as fuck.
>22 years
>Have a SO
>Have a roof over my head
>Have plenty food, never starved
>My parents are alive and care for me
>Have a good job, making more money than my parents
Why can't I be happy? What is wrong with me?
I want to quit bitching around and do something. Despite everything I have, I still feel miserable....
It's called depression friendo.
>>17323249
Trumps about to win senpai
You will get to kill blacks and stuff soon
The fire rises.
>>17323273
That is bullshit
I can't be that selfish... There are people with much worse conditions, why should i feel depressed ??
Hi /adv/,
Me and my girlfriend broke up last night because we figured we need a long redo of a break if we want to be together because of our abusive history with each other in the past.
We have been on and off for the past 3 years and every time we break up we get sad and end up back together because "nobody understands me like you" shit.
I was thinking clearly when we broke up and felt really good about being single again but I can't help but feel sad today because I think about how I care about her and she does to me too.
But I'm...
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Of course youre gonna feel sad once in awhile. If you get back together you already know what will happen. Youll both get comfortable & start your drama all over again. Today youll be sad, tomorrow who knows. You're not giving yourself enough time to heal and be alone again. If you don't want to be friends with her then say so. If you do see yourself being just her friend years from now then tell her. But for right now? You definitely need to stop talking to her so you can both move on, better yourselves and find someone who you get along with.
>>17323253
That's pretty solid advice.
I wish she would understand when I tell her I really need the space to move on in the meantime.
Thanks anon.
>>17323234
If you keep busy and have your mind focused on it you will get over it quicker.
I have felt the greatest injustice. I have had my child taken away through financial and political alliances, not the truth. I know I have the capability to impact the world with this. To all have been wronged by this UNJUST "justice" system, I feel your pain. I will change this world, but I just need to know where to start. I am a ghost online, not even that facebook shit. But I want to be a ghost capable of starting something real and world altering. I need to know how to commence. Encryption, Any advice is greatly appreciated, and my heart goes out to all of you...
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google.com
>>17323209
You sound like a well adjusted and perfectly sane person OP, I've no idea why someone would think you were unfit to look after a child.
>Certified schizoid disorder
>Pregnant prostitute gets a restraining order after figuring out that he'll murder her before she gets a single child support payment
>OP posted this from a library
>10 minutes of sanity left before he start hucking handfuls of his own excrement at a Subway, screaming about how the system ate his baby
My computer caught on fire for a short period.
From what I can tell, the HDD, Power Supply and Video Card still work. It won't POST and none of the case fans or the CPU fan work.
How fucked am I?
P-pls respond
I just need to hope I can fix it.
>>17323181
Get a new motherboard and processor.
Also get a surge protector and keep the internal components dust free.
Fuck how dusty was your pc?
I was wondering if any of you currently in post secondary studying to get their degree in Computer Engineering, or if you have already obtained your degree, would it be smart for me to get my degree in Mathematics or Computer Science along with Computer Engineering? I would like to do a double major but I'm still confused as to which one I should choose, thank you in advance.
>I want to be a virgin until I'm 25 and get married to some extremely religious girl with terrible health problems.
>>17323213
I really don't care if I stay a virgin all my life and I don't care to get married.
>>17323247
>I'm going to be 17 my entire life
Sure thing, pal.
My best bro broke the bro code. This is gonna be the wall of text, but bear with me.
Friend who we'll call Adam had a crush on this one girl. He was a real man about it and confessed to her. It crashed and burned, she told him no and he got over it. I mean, it took him a while, since she's gorgeus and all, but he's fine now.
Then my best friend, we'll call him Bob, got interested in her as well. I told him it's a bad idea because Adam is his friend, but he doesn't listen.
He doesn't have a chance with the girl, but he is willing to...
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Voice your opinion on the situation to Bob, make it clear where you stand but don't intervene.
>>17323145
while im a general advocate for bro code im not sure it even applies here.
its two dudes who liked the same girl and ones feelings matter more than the other cuz he said dibs basically?
you mention the second guy, bob, is in love, so ur saying he should not be with the girl he loves simply because adam got too invested in a girl he never dated?
dont get me wrong, bob is prizing this girl over adam but how close are they really?
>>17323159
Bob and Adam are pretty close. And the girl is out of their legue. She looks like a model, but is the most manipulative bitch you'll ever meet. As a friend, I honestly don't think she's worth ruining the friendship. Since the third friend talked to her and she said
>I hope things with Bob don't go as they went with Adam
