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Why are american girls in their 20s so prudish? It seems like none of them are ever interested in fucking.
>>16584258
>people constantly complain about whores on this board
Maybe they just don't want sex with you anon
They are, just not with you.
Women go after/fuck the top 20% of males. If they're not in a LTR with a top tier male, they'll just get pumped and dumped until they land one and not tell anyone about it in the mean-time.
>>16584274
So 80% of guys aren't having any sex at all?
/adv/, please list reasons not to commit suicide ITT.
If you had access to an instant death machine that will kill you in the press of a button, why wouldn't you press it, anon!??
no idea man but imma lurk this thread in case someone can tell us
i also have that thought but then i think to myself how will my parents and my brothers react to it..
will they blame them self? possibly to the point their life becomes a shithole and maybe they kill themself
dying's never gonna fix problems with how you feel or situations because the situations are bad due to emotions, even if they're responses to what happened, those emotions stay with you. the problem is things don't end or immediately get better when we leave our bodies. and i hate to think about how many people only realize that until after they recognize they're still conscious after killing their body and then have all those emotions to still work through (as well as the emotions attached to killing oneself) because i'm sure it's ten times harder...
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So this super sexy girl has been fiending for my cock the last like seven years, but she's caught the ol' herps. Recently I've finally been able to put together the cash to make a three hour trip to finally make a dream real. Here's the question: is it worth it to try fucking a girl with herpes without catching it? How would one go about fucking someone with an incurable STD without catching it? Obviously the goal should probably be NOT fucking her, and I understand that, I welcome people telling me why it's a bad idea. With that said I'd also appreciate...
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it's a bad idea because herpes.
but if you are dead set on crushing it
>condom on for the whole thing
>make sure that fucker doesn't break
>no oral without a dental dam
>no fingering without gloves or some shit like that
>wash like fuck afterwards
>get tested every 6 months for the next 3 years
I have no firsthand experience, but apparently herpes isn't...
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>>16584015
Hey OP
Herpes is blown out of proportion frequently, and understandably so. STDs have a very negative connotation in media for obvious reasons. Herpes in particular is probably the best STD you could get besides Chlamydia or Gonorrhea (which are tested for commonly and easily cured w/ antibiotics). The symptoms (if any are even present) are typically mild and tend to consist of some occasional itching for a week every month or two.
25% of people have the genital kind of herp, and about 75% have the...
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OP, I've got a question. You've had the chance to dick this girl for seven years, but you've only just now been able to afford a three hour drive to go see her? What's that about?
I've been hangin with my peeps. I got tired so I decided to leave, but I got me a bottle of beer and decided to sit alone in the street while listening to flamenco music on my mp3.
>tfw it's being one of my most enjoyable nights ever
When did things get wrong? What should I do?
>casually describing my favourite pastime as a bad thing
I don't know if I should be congratulating you or being concerned of my own life choices.
>>16583944
You also fuck with flamenco? Are you spanish my g?
>>16583951
No, I meant the whole "sitting alone by yourself in the streets listening to music and getting drunk".
This one time I was sitting alone by the side of the road 3 kilometres from the nearest city at 2 am, drunk as fuck, listening to viking metal on my phone and drawing on the street lamp's light. Some four dudes stopped their car to ask me if I was okay.
I was having the time of my fucking life.
What are some good ways to find women to have casual sex with online. Tried some like craiglist, but that's not too popular in my country (Sweden). Any advice?
Go to a bar at 2 am and find the drunkest one.
Get one with dyed hair and a lot of tattoos so you know she hates herself too much to bother to whine even if she regrets it in the morning.
Dude... that's what Tinder is for.
go on okcupid
dont fill out your profile. type out 2-3 sentences MAX
MESSAGE ALL THE WOMEN. ALL OF THEM
dont be trying to figure out their lives and seem all buddy buddy. just post random shit like I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
trust me those okcupid bitches love that shit. i banged a bunch of them and you'll find two types of girls on that site.
ugly insecure lifewreckers who want "companionship" which really just means someone to bitch to about life
and average looking shy girls who want a quick bang
i fucked this...
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How can I become more Japanese?
Drink soy sauce, bottles of it each day.
Also don't for get whenever you sit to rest it must be in proper 正座 style.
By their standards, you can't. If you try, they'll just think you're weird.
>>16583843
There is only one way.
>}adv thread{
>just give life adv in general
>}going out to life {
>starting college
>Growing up
>>16583668
Best thread on this board.
come on guys just grnrtal life advice
well some details on what kind of bloke you are might help but here is the basic rant:
Realize that for most people college is the first and maybe last time they are at the same time free AND capable to do what ever they want.
Time and money are your only boundaries.
Do not waste them on the following:
Being a snowflake.
People who do not care about you.
Body and mind go a long way, are easy to maintain once you get started and have virtually no downside:
Health / Fitness makes you feel great all day, and gets you laid trice as much.
Education lets you enjoy and appreciate your daily life, opens up the job market and gets you laid twice as much.
Whatever you do, do no not be excessive.
Here are some nice postcard slogans on this topic:
Disregard dogma or iron principles.
Be dependable not predictable.
"Know something about everything and everything about something".
Do not worry about your destiny or calling or goal in life.
Just be well prepared on neutral, solid ground.
If everything fails acquire money and collect experience.
by the way I dig your non-whiny attitude ;)
sorry for the sermon.
2 or 3 weeks ago I more or less out of the blue fell in love with a good female friend of mine who I've known for over a year
Were both 20 and go to the same university
Tomorrow we're gonna watch some anime at my flat (inb4 weeb) and my roommates will probably sleep till the evening so it will be just the 2 of us
I planned to tell her and see what happens, but frankly I'm afraid I won't have the balls to do it.
When you are at it try to get touchy feely and see how she responds it, prepare some popcorn and do it like you prepared it up, you might as well think about showing her some funny videos or something if you are not a talky person, nothing much to say just gl
Lol you won't do shit you pussy. Who confesses after watching anime? Slogging away not enjoying the episode, nervously waiting for it to end and then sprining it up to your friend who came for only anime.
Scrap the idea. Ask her out to coffee when you two are not watching anime so it isn't weird.
Are occult studies worth it?
>>16583525
Worth what?
waste of time you can use to do something useful instead.
>>16583525
My english teacher studied that while she was still "finding herself" do it if you like it and have the time for it, you will also find people that have your interests
So my ex of a couple weeks called me yesterday morning to tell me she's pregnant. She's a physical and emotional wreck and there is no world where she and I can raise a functional human child. Due to her physical ailments, her doctor said he would be surprised if she could carry it to term, or whether she could survive a pregnancy at all.
This is a very tender situation as I don't intend to get back together with her but I am absolutely horrified that she would attempt to keep it out of spite or to keep me around. As such, I've been very sympathetic to...
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>>16583509
What do you want us to do? Kick her down a flight of steps?
>>16583578
Might get to that point. I'm more looking for folks who have had similar issues revolving around an unwanted pregnancy with either an ex or someone they saw unfit to be a mother. Also any creative ideas as to how I can find out for sure her pregnancy results or whether her visit to the OB-GYN actually happened. Again, I'm trying to use a light touch as I don't want her to think I'm suspicious. I am not an actor so I want to have a plan in place.
Can't you leave it to the doctors? If it will likely kill her, don't they need to do something? If you don't know if that conversation happened, just say you want to go with her to the doctor to talk about options.
To start off, I want to please ask for no negative comments like, "WHY'D YOU WANT PALE SKIN?" or "You just want to look white!". I want fair skin because that's what I find pretty, nothing more. I could ask you the same question and say "WHY'D YOU WANT TANNED SKIN?"
I'm from East Asia, where fair skin is considered beautiful. I live in the USA, where it's the opposite. When I was born, I had very fair and milky pale skin. As my father exposed me to beaches, I became very tanned. As a result, my goosebumps always show...
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stay indoors for a month or 2 and you will become pale
>>16582271
>I haven't seen any real noticeable changes.
That's because these "bathe in a tub full of lukewarm egg whites and sleep under a blanket made from baked potato skins" routines are nothing more than old wives tales. You've basically got three options:
Number one is to stay indoors as much as possible, wear long sleeves and long trousers/ankle length skirts as much as you can and make sure every inch of your skin that's exposed has a good layer of...
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Don't expose yourself to the sun. There are some products who can lighten your skin, but they can be dangerous and do more harm than good.
Also, keep in mind that nearly all pictures you see have been manipulated. Including the ones you posted OP. Filters, photoshopping, retouching are all kinds of image manipulations and while they may look like that online, they do not offline.
I'm 24 and I'm okay at a lot of things but not especially good at anything. I went to college but I've been unemployed since(2 years). I've done a lot of things and met a lot of people but nothing ever seemed to pan out for me and I've yet to make something of myself. As it is, the only thing I seem to have any expertise in is wasting time and opportunities. I've wanted to do all sorts of things, become fluent in another language, play music, be an artist, learn a trade, etc, but have never managed to achieve any of those goals, or even come close.
I...
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>>16581939
>I've wanted to do all sorts of things, become fluent in another language, play music, be an artist, learn a trade, etc, but have never managed to achieve any of those goals, or even come close.
Pick one and apply yourself.
bumping again
another bump
sometimes i still think about suicide.
>>16581618
Why think about suicide when you can think about stroopenwafel instead?
>>16581628
what is stroopenwafel? if you're not too busy we could chat on 4chan tonight
>>16581635
I had three young, hot french girls in my truck going across the country, and stroopwafel is by far the hottest thing they showed me once we closed the curtains.
Set it on top of your coffee as it's cooling, and enjoy your stroopwafel once it's heated up.
I'll try not to get too distracted.
Is it always a bad idea to date someone from work?
Her friend has invited me to go drinking with them
If it's just like a temporary job then it's not as big of a deal. If it's like your career then it's a fucking terrible idea.
depends on the person's personality imho
how often that person is angry, what they do when they do, etc
>>16580628
We're both permanent employees
>>16580633
She's quite nice in general, seemed interested in me earlier but now is kinda cooling off a bit
I wish you luck on your projects.
Dear Terri,
I have fallen in love with you. Looking back I guess it was inevitable - you're amazing in so many different ways. I don't think that anyone could get to know you and NOT love you.
I'm sorry that this will make things awkward between us. I will try and love you less, or differently, so that I can be the friend you deserve.
At the moment though you are my every waking thought. Please be patient with me.
the more you keep sending those, the more you look like a psycho.
dear everyone,
I hate being a drunk. I'm sorry. I'll try to slow down on the alcohol because I'm making myself sick.
I'll stop.. if I don't decide to drink myself to death first..
