>>16586328
>open your mouth
>stick finger against the inside of your cheek
>close mouth and suck on your finger against the inside of cheek
>move finger in and out
>repeat

It's like that except with your dick in a vagina, and it makes you feel good instead of making you feel like you're a baby again.

>>16586328
their dick getting tingly and/or being able to share yourself with someone. it goes from the first, to both, to the second as you mature.

It varies, dependant on you're attraction to the person and what's going through your mind.

2 l8

>>16586326
What did you do?

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>>16586326
ITT

>>16586285
Well, after listening to your vocaroo, I hav3 to agree with them unless you're totally lying and pitch shifted your voice.

You definitely seem to have the correct deepness in your voice, and it really doesn't seem like you're overly monotone. The fact that you've been offered stuff (but didn't take it?!?!?!) is testament to this. People work their whole lives to get into voice acting, don't squander the opportunity. Once you get into it you might find that you love it.

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>>16586299
Also, you can get a decent Mic set up for like 300 dollars. That's a mount and everything.

>>16586285
do you have any interest in this? for example, if someone has a huge dick they CAN go into porn. alternatively, if you don't have any interests yet - why not while you find them if you'd earn more? it wouldn't be a waste of time, the industry is probably always looking for a voice like yours

So what are some interesting stories, events, topic that I can find info on the internet and write about?

talk about kids on youtube learn lots of money and making a career out of it

>>16586260
let's learn some monies

So I saw my first real homeless guy a few months ago and I decided to drop off a new sleeping bag at his spot while he wasn't there. There's a few things I can hope to get out of that, first it would be nice if I made a good impression, and second it helps make the city a better place.

I don't think it's a zero-sum game, imagine any decent/nice place, it'll have people doing nice things for each other mutually. Doing something which had absolutely no effect on you would be hard because the world is complex. Also there really is no need for it....
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>>16586245
i can relate because i used to be the type of person to hang out with friends cause I was bored, etc.

it made me think people dont really do anything out of pure kindness either. but i learned that just because you're selfish, it doesn't mean everyone else is. how do you overcome this? you do nice things for other people without expecting anything in return. realize that it's possible and happens, and that you doing it wouldn't be the first time in history (or even that day). you just have...
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>>16586311
>then what
Then nothing. Only, this “kindness” seems an artificial and watered down version of what it's supposed to be.

>>16586333
I am not saying everyone else is selfish; I am saying that, with very few exceptions, altruism -- at least as far as I've been able to see -- is ultimately kinda selfish.
By what you've written, it sounds like -- if you're not naturally inclined to be selflessly nice...
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Just find a fat introverted girl on OKcupid.

>>16586204
Hate to break it to you bro, but you're either born a roastie or not. My daughter has had one since she was born. I haven't bathed her since she was 6 for obvious reasons but she was well on her way.

>roasties
the fuck are you talking about.
>I want a girl who has patrician tastes
if you want to meet a rich girl go someplace where expensive things are sold or someplace that charges admission. it's not complicated.
>a stacy with a blown out roastie pussy.
seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?
>It's incredibly hard to find a girl who is into literature/film/video games.
>They're either going...
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>>16586162
yeah and then enjoy your lag and having your battery die in 3 months. get something like a lumia 535 at that price point and enjoy having a decent new phone without blowing all of your money on an overpriced toy that is pretty much dead on arrival.

don't use your whole budget to get a sad Iphone, get a cheap android, like that high spec blu. and save for a nice happy iphone7 in the fall.
>>16586173
>windows phone
get the fuck out.

>>16586205
>>16586173
I need an iPhone for social status

Its the same reason why I buy Jordan's and Ralph Lauren I pay money for status

Is it possible that her period just had extrmely poor timing? That happens sometimes.

If there is no chance of this, though, then see a doctor. There are a few other things that could cause this, and some of them are not dangerous, but some of them are.

>>16586096
I bled like I was having a light period for a few days after I lost my virginity. I'm pretty sure it is natural. Nothing bad happened to me. I read an article that says skin tissue from the hymen and small lacerations inside the vagina are bleeding and comes out as chunky-ish blood like a period. You probably tore her skin a bit too. That is normal.

Wait for her to heal before having sex again. Also try lube and foreplay next time. Get her to relax so the vaginal muscles open up.

>>16586117
How long did you bleed like that? It's been about 3 days now and she's panicking

Your not going to fucking jail hahaha

>>16586094
Care to explain why? I'm sort of freaking out. I've got a great career and I'd hate to have to give it up because I was a fucking idiot.

>>16586094
>Your not going to fucking jail hahaha

If it is your first dui and put weren't going over 15 miles over the speed limit which is considered reckless driving.. Plus you stated you were on an empty road... I've got a little experience... You'll most likely have a fine and license suspension for about 3-6months... Plus if that's you in the photo your looks won't hurt anything

>I've never has a girlfriend or hell, held a girls hand. I think this due to the worry of my penis not being long enough or laughable.
do you? do you really think that? really? is that what you think? that's what you think is the cause? because of that? that's why? that's really why? seriously? you think that? seems right to you?

Mine is six inches and I've never had any complaints. That's slightly -- very slightly -- longer than the average. Not enough to notice, but it's in the top 50 percent. I wouldn't mind it being a little longer, not a lot, but I've been with some pretty tiny girls who would have been uncomfortable with anything more, and yes, I have enough experience to tell the difference between somebody trying to flatter me and a girl genuinely being like, yeah, I'm good, I don't want nothing more jammed in my vagina, please.

Also, girls are terrible at telling length. I've actually had this conversation before:
Girl: "What are you, like seven inches?"
Me: "... no. Pretty average. Six."
Girl: "But you're as big as my ex and he was seven inches."
Me: "And who measured that?"
Girl: "... he did."

Basically six inches is fine and most will probably think it's bigger. You can be a perfectly good fuck with that. Stop watching so much porn.

"It may be short! But it sure is skinny!" Just dont ever act self concious about your penis size. If anything play it off as a joke like my quote there haha. Trust me 9/10 the girl will be like "wow! It's bigger than I expected." Having low self esteem about anything is the biggest turn off for guys and girls.

What did the police say?

if you guys haven't found him in 14 years, it will be unlikely that you will find him now

your grandmother's last wish is unrealistic, you don't have to go kill yourself trying to find him

There is no record of him there, the police here are useless. and there is no death certificate anywhere either. I mean, he is/was a religious person with autism, not one to get in trouble, Last time I heard he was probably in the us, don't know any ways to check that sort of thing though.

>>16586022

To cut a long story short, she developed a crush on this guy, and I found evidence that they were planning on cheating. She lied to me about quite a few things and maintained the lies for a long time. I caught her in them and she finally admitted it. We've had alot of talks, trying to work through this and move past it all. I have evidence and its abundantly clear that they haven't physically done anything, and that according to her she doesn't love him. We decided we needed to get out for a while...
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>>16586029

Later I got a text from her dad, that shit had hit the fan. When he found out originally that his daughter was messing around with a married guy behind my back, he fucking blew his lid and told her that if she didn't want to be with me that's alright, that's her choice. But a scumbag like that wouldn't be welcomed into their family, and if she made that choice he would more or less cut all ties with her. I think she thought he was bluffing, because immediately after I left she brought him...
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>>16586033

I've been doing some thinking about it, and my idea is to talk to her about it today. I'm going to explain to her that she literally chose a crush she barely knew over our relationship, and that I can never forget that. Tell her that if she's being honest about this, she's got her work cut out for her. I'm going to have us take a week or so and have her come up with ideas on her own of what she feels our relationship needs to be fixed. Then we sit down and have a long, frank talk. This...
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>>16585996
Wut? If you and her both don't want kids, what's the problem? What advice do you want?

I can't speak for everyone but I know that I do not want kids. I know I know I know "B-B-BUT YOU SHOULD GIVE SOMEONE THE SAME CHANCE YOU HAD". Fuck that, I don't want an ungrateful brat for 18-20 years sucking up my time, energy, and money. I see young fathers and mothers at my job and they look miserable.

>>16586007
Both families ignoring you as time goes on. Is it worth it?

Where should I move after graduating as a production engineer? I currently reside in northern europe and I'm tired of sandniggers ( mudslimes) and knowing that the government is keeping making life impossible to live here with taxes and bullshit.

Do you think it is wise to pretend to be wise?
Don't you have anything better to do with your life?

>>16585893
Seconding this one

>Is there anything care wise I could be doing that I might of been neglecting
obviously, you're hell on cords.
Just don't use your laptop while it's plugged in.

>>16585808
>don't use your laptop while it's plugged in
Why not, what's the problem with that?

>>16585808
My graphics card only works properly when my laptop is plugged in because the battery can't safely supply it with enough power to work properly