What kind of yoghurt? Do you eat something else?

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>>16590047
This kind exactly

>>16590043
It's unhealthy to eat 2 pounds of anything everyday.

Why exactly were you late?

>>16589974
I was closing a deal. Was my fault, I had all weekend to do it. i could just say that I was trying to get a hold of him for days but that's actually true..

>>16589983

What do you mean closing a deal? was this work related? I'm assuming it was. So you procrastinated? what exactly was the reason you waited? I mean bottom line is just try not to postpone things I suppose or get things done earlier. If it was work related and there was nothing you could do to speed up the process at least keep your job informed of what's going on and up to date with current sitreps.

Oooh soo delicate

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1. Buy this
2. Play

>>16589886
Did you play it seriously as in an organized team with practices and games similar to highschool football? The nuances become much more apparent once you've experienced the game for real. That's why I watch football.

>>16589868

>come out to my parents

why tho? your parents dont need to know anything about your sex life.

as for everything else, im sure you'll get over it if you explore it. everyones got some kind of kink and bdsm is the most common. granted idk how extreme you like it, but almost every single person ive had sex with has some sort of kinky fetish in that realm, at the very least they seem to either enjoy slapping/being slapped and talked to condescendingly during sex.

but...
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>>16589868
>Came out to my parents recently too, they've been supportive as well
Wait, what? Why are you telling your parents about this? I love BDSM but I'm not going to tell my mom how much I love it when a guy strangles me.

>>16589872
I didn't tell them any details.
Basically I wanted to provide them an explanation because I was obvious I had depression and issues for some time and I felt like shit and didn't know who to turn to besides my GF.

Well, do people get stuff for you?

>>16589742
Yes.

It means you're not emotionally invested in the arbitrary ways that people maintain social connections.

If Hallmark had ever existed and gift giving instead had been relegated to some other randomly chosen circumstances, it would have maintained its social value all the same. Picking a fight with Christmas and birthdays in particular misses the forest for the trees. Try giving people gifts on Eid al Adha and Eid ul Fitr instead.

>>16589715

How about you tell us the traumatic event so we can tell if it actually warrants your behavior or if your girlfriend is actually being callous.

Until you can do that I'm going to assume you're being dramatic and need to man up because that's not attractive to women. Unless it's a woman who wants to boss men around.

>>16589715
>say I should leave the "gay stuff" regarding feelings to her
I was on board with her until this. Everything else she said could be understandable and I was going to say that she just needed some perspective/empathy, but what the fuck. That's an outright cuntish thing to say.

I'd either ignore her completely or break up with her now that she's shown her true colors. You need to focus on you right now.

>>16589715
>Falling for the modern "men should express their feelings" meme

You're a male, you're not supposed to have feelings. Stop being a pussy.

>>16589698
Just eat it all right when you open it.

why no answers?

It's a sign of lack in David Deida's opinion. You lack love to be exact.

>>16589646
Women are irrational. Ask them if you are going to get your dick sucked/fucked as a service fee. You are going to have to tell guys they are all going to bed with you after all.

>>16589646
Basically what >>16589661 said.

>>16589646
Heh, if you would have defended her they'd flip their shit on you for white knighting or thinking she was a possession or something. Girls are fickle. It depends on your relationship with them. Just apologize.

When I stopped giving a fuck and developed strong moral standards, I turned from a kissless virgin into a... well, person who has sex occasionally.

Fake it till you make it and don't stop too early would be my advice. Works with self-confidence, looks, people skills, skills in bed,...

Just never turn into an ignorant asshole. That's why I mentioned the strong moral standards.

>>16589525
Not true. You may want to get a pregnancy test. Also, make a realistic estimation about how likely she might have cheated on you. If ANY reason to be suspicious, make it clear that you are never going to pay for someone else's kid.

>>16589536
Whoops.

>>16589462
The best part of a relationship is communication, you shouldn't best asking us what is wrong with her, you should be asking her whats wrong. If she is still cold and you keep trying to talk with her then just leave her, its hard but you don't want to be with someone who is cold to you and doesn't care that it hurts you
TL"DR Talk it out with her

Beat her.

>>16589462

>"shop some clothes for her trip outside the country tomorrow"

I'm sorry for you. :/
:

Tell her you're not ready for a committed relationship but you're down to bang.

>>16589435
Wouldn't that get very messy, as she's already in love with me?

Don't use her.
Don't go with the "no strings attached banging" either, if she has feelings for you you will hurt her.

Hold out, you'll get laid soon. How long since you last got laid?

She got her good dicking and now wants to be in the warmth of your safety, either as a friend or to fuck again. Your choice.

>>16589398
It sounds like she's just coming to you when she needs an emotional pick-me-up, to know that she's still wanted by someone. She's just using you. I wouldn't even be surprised if you had broken up so that she could try pursuing things with other people, but now that it's not working out, she thinks she can come back. She probably expects you to just take her back, without complaint.

I am gonna try to keep it short and need you to read carefully.

I have been in exactly the same situation and ended up going through several breakups and getbacktogethers. Be thankful for the time with her, be thankful for a good, clean breakup. Not many people get that. Be proud that you worked on yourself, and be proud that you reflect on whats happening and are seeking advice. But do NOT have contact with her, especially do not meet her in person. She broke up with you, you owe her nothing. It is normal to be sad and to feel lonely, and she probably feels the same,...
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Ask your parents for a console for Christmas or your 14th birthday and learn how to write in the meantime.

>>16589396
Damn dude that was like, really really funny

Is there a speaker built into your motherboard or had you install one? Because that's the only way it beeps. I don't know anything about APUs. Look at the simple stuff first, check connections, different HDMI cables, set right input on monitor.

Well?

>>16589331
The lady always comes first.

Give her one or two by hand or mouth before you even think about climbing aboard.

This will guarantee that you don't cheat her, it's fun for you and pleasure for her, and it takes the pressure off you, so you are likely to last longer.

>>16589356

Are you saying give her one or two ORGASMS by hand or mouth before I climb aboard? That's gonna take ages but okay.

I don't see the problem. Isn't it a win-win situation for you if you're enjoying it and getting paid?

>>16589307
I don't really know how to explain it, but I feel extremely dirty and my depression got worse, I also fear that my parents will find out about it and they are the only people who "believe" in me, so I dont want to disappoint them. I recently had an appointment with a girl I went to school with, which really scared me for the next few weeks

What did you do for money exactly?