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>walk in on friend having sex, doggy style, with some dude she brought home
what should i say to her when i see her again? i wanna crack a joke or a pun about it, but i'm drawing blanks.
I think she's barking up the wrong tree
>>16579017
"Friend of yours?"
Give us a background on your friend.
my gf is threatening to break up with me if i dont stop watching porn so much. i watch porn multiple times a day and she thinks is excessive and unnecessary. she satisfies me but porn brings things to another level...
what do /adv/?
pic related, iz gf
>>16582855
Tell her to stop looking at me so disapprovingly while I masturbate to her
Watch porn of her.
I had the same issues and me and my girlfriend just started making videos together and now I just don't give a fuck about porn. I can watch us and be satisfied.
>>16582899
Have about 4 or 5 grainy mobile phone videos that all end with her looking up at you with that face, partly disgusted with herself that you talked her into this mess and partly disgusted with the glob of semen running down her nose
So I wanna watch get to know the star wars franchise more before I watch the the force awakens and many people are saying not to watch the episode 1,2 and 3 because they are shit, would missing them and only watchin 4,5,6 and eventually 7 make me miss any story line/plot?
You wouldn't miss any worthwhile plot.
No, but there is still value in watching the prequels. Definitely watch 4, 5, and 6 first, though.
It's correct that the old Trilogy is more important for understanding the plot of Episode VII. The prequels just tell the story before the happenings during the civil war in episode 4,5 and 6. But i really recommend you to watch the whole saga to get the real Star Wars feeling. The best episode of the prequels is 3 because it shows how Anakin Skywalker turns into Darth Vader. I always watch the movies in the following order: 4 5 (1 2 (optional)) 3 6
i'll try to keep this as short as I can and answer any questions about it, since there's more too it but nobody likes reading long ass posts.
Last night my bf invited me to his place for a small party with a couple of other people, one of which I was already friends with and the other 2 people were my bf's best friend and his girlfriend.
The night started out with some weed smoking, I didn't really take a part in it as it's not really my thing, plus the fact that I only went due to being pressured and to make my bf happy. Later on however, I did decide I would smoke weed and afterward, everyone went back to my bf's room to hang out.
Feeling pretty high at this point, and me being me, weed sorta has really negative effects on me. I ended up having a few huge panic attacks and being extremely hostile towards my bf's friends, which is something I'd never usually do. My thoughts towards the violent outburst were because, me having pretty bad anxiety I was already nervous around them, plus they were acting really strange with me all night by glaring at me, smirking at me, ignoring me and just generally leaving me out of the group. With this on top of being pretty high I guess you could say that was the reason I got so pissed off.
This went on the entire night, me trying to make conversation and my bf's friends completely ignoring me, making me feel paranoid and having another panic attack with some aggressive undertones.
I'm diagnosed with major depressive disorder and social anxiety, to maybe try and explain where this kinda stemmed from.
So yeah, i'm feeling pretty damn shitty about myself, and was wondering if there was any way for me to prevent this from happening in the future, i've already had a long talk with my bf and he understands, since i've been dealing with some shit, but it still doesn't make me any less of an asshole.
Yes, don't smoke weed.
The problem is this notion of yours that "I" did something.
If you're not an asshole, generally, you get the benefit of the doubt when you randomly act out. Just don't do it again. For bonus points, message the people you think you offended and say something like "hey, I'm really sorry I was rude last night, I was kind of having an anxiety attack and weed always makes me panic so I was lashing out. it's no excuse, just thought I owed you an explanation. take care and I'm sorry."
>am I redeemable as a person?
I mean this in the best possible way: cut the drama. This isn't that big a deal.
Once I pushed my best friend into a table (full of drinks) because I thought he had his arm around my girlfriend. I was drunk. It was his girlfriend. I don't drink that much anymore.
You are fine.
>Be in relationship for 3 years
>We split up once, try to get back together
>She gets back into contact with me
>Get back together for about 2 months
>I love her but I'm pretty scared she'll leave again
>She catches on, feels heartbroken and leaves again.
>Oh, the irony
>I spend the last 4 months trying to get her back
>She acts like she loves me when she's with me, goes back to acting mad after she leaves
>Spend the entire time feeling this way because I really want this to work out
>Finally decide I'm tired of being treated this way. Stop contacting her for about 2 days
>She texts me and says shes sorry
>Tell her it's fine, I just wanted to work things out instead of being like this
>She finally agrees to try
And for a moment, I thought I was gonna make it.
>She actually talks to me even less now
>I ask her if she wants to spend time together
>End up hanging at my place
>After falling asleep for a while she leaves.
>Next day she asks to come over
>"Oh, I only came back to give you the money you lent me"
>She stays over for a while
>She's massaging me, I'm laying next to her phone and it's face-down
>She gets a call and she doesn't even look at her phone. We sit there while it rings
>I reach to grab it, she takes it from my hand.
>Yesterday I say good morning to her
>She replies hours later "When are you free tomorrow?"
>I tell her the time I get off, ask what's up.
>She never responds. In fact, she that was the only thing she said to me that day.
>I say good night and that I love her before bed.
>Wake up, no reply at all.
>Look at snapchat for the first time in forever
>She's uploaded a video
>It's her. Seeing the annual holiday lights with someone else
>Not sure if guy or girl
>But it was quiet in the car, and their name was Nico, so I'm gonna go with guy.
Question is, how do I address it? I'm thinking just text her "So who is Nico"? What do you think /adv/?
>>16582441
Break up with her, you spineless sadsack.
Date other girls.
Never look back.
My boyfriend and I are going to start getting sexual. We've been taking it really slow and haven't done anything until now, but it's obvious that I'm chubby (5'9", 190 lbs) and I'm really nervous I'll turn him off when he sees me naked. I've read that being confident is a big turn-on, but how can I fake this confidence? Any tips from guys who like chubbier girls?
Just don't look like your rolls have rolls mmkay.
Show a pic because I honestly can't visualize that height and weight.
I don't mean this crudely, but if he's with you he can't get anything better than you so there's no reason to be insecure.
If my boyfriend's sister is just unreasonably mean to me every time she sees me, what should I do?
>been with bf five years
>we are in our twenties, he still lives in family home at the moment
>sister is 30, also lives there
>whenever I come over(not too often maybe once or twice a month) she shouts things from her room
>"oh look! The ugly girl is here! Why is she here all the time?"
>and pretty much things like that, for about five years now
>bf has argued with her several times
>she gives no fucks
>she even yells things at me when her own boyfriend is over. And weirdly thinks she's being powerful and sexy by yelling things at me from her room
>literally has never said anything in front of me or to my face
I've attempted to block her out. My boyfriend gets pissed anytime we are at his house. I feel like she deserves the biggest ass beating I can give her. But I can't do that to my boyfriends family. Boyfriend says she has been like this to any girlfriend he's had since he was like 12. But with me, I'm surprised it has lasted 5 years. What do? Going to my boyfriends house on occasion is inevitable. I feel like his sister needs the fists of justice, but I can't do that. She's clearly insane and cannot be reasoned with. So what do?
Also, I have never done anything rude, mean, shady, etc. to my boyfriend, her, or any of his family. I almost want to say her behavior sounds like she's jealous or something but why would she be jealous of her own brothers girlfriend?
Be obnoxiously nice to her. Ad nauseam.
Like super fucking annoyingly optimistic.
>>16582291
Might be some daddy issues, or family issues. Probably doesn't get out much. Might be jealous because she only wants him and him alone. I would attempt to talk to her. If you feel like she would swing Bring a tazer or a Billy bat.
I'm planning to move out from my parent's house. Any hacks on living cheap/smart?
So far it looks like I'll be moving in with my friend, our income is 120-120, rent for a liveable apartment with 2 rooms is around 130. (no currency for easier relating) Let's say that is quite fair, at least for 2 people, leaving us with half of our incomes.
I can spare 10 on not using public transportation and going by bicycle, which is nice. For other stuff, well, I'm not really prepared, and I could use some tips and hacks. What things can we save money on, how to live smart, etc.
>>16582279
My ideas involve America because dollar store.
Otherwise- Buy bulk food, make your own coffee, stay away from drugs and alcohol, and above all, focus on making more money.
Two ways to have more money: Save money, or Make more. If you make nothing, saving won't get you anything, will it?
Oh. And Never- EVER- consider a PayDay loan.
Make your own food, don't eat out. I don't know what it is but it seems like people in our generation eat out ALL THE TIME. It's so fucking easy to learn to cook and it's fun too.
Depending on your city, there might be organizations that provide free food to low-income families. There's one in mine and you don't have to register or prove how poor you are or anything, I see college kids there all the time. You just show up, and there's huge stocks of surplus goods from the grocery store that they'd otherwise be throwing out. Perfectly good stuff, too, just close to expiring, but not all moldy or anything. Make some inquiries because you can eat way better than you normally might (fresh veggies, fruit) if there is something like that.
It's winter. Make sure that your place is well-insulated so that your heating bill isn't sky-high. If you have a huge window that heat is escaping through, you can always hang a blanket in front of it when you're not using it. Yeah, it looks pretty "bachelor pad", but it helps.
>>16582396
>I don't know what it is but it seems like people in our generation eat out ALL THE TIME. It's so fucking easy to learn to cook and it's fun too.
Its not about skill level for cooking, its convinience. Also it saves time.
My gf calls her work mate babe infront of me. They have been doing it as a joke since before we met but it just seems so disrespectful, what do?
>>16582249
It is a joke dude calm down a lot of people have that joke
>>16582249
Seems disrespectful to me but im in a similar situation where something bugs the shit out of me and my gf think sits no big deal.
>>16582266
>>16582267
Hmmmm two conflicting responses,I guess I'll take it with a pinch of salt
Adv, is "the talk" necessary? Pls share your stories anons! Was there a point you and your so clearly defined your relationship or was there a point where it was futile because it was clear to see that the two of you are in a commited/exclusive relationship?
>>16582200
>the talk
if she really loved you she would have already stopped seeing other men and wanted to be your one and only
if he really loved you he would be hiding any other women from you very well
>>16582204
That wasn't the question... I know we both aren't seeing anybody else. The question is, is it necessary to pur a label on or should i just not give a damn and enjoy what we have? Cause that's what i am doing right now. But everybody i know has had some version of "the talk" at some point or another
>>16582209
I've never had the talk, so I guess I don't have the same perspective as you do. Are you looking for reassurances of fidelity? I'm not really sure why you need to sit down and have some sort of negotiation when you know that you're both exclusive to each other right now.
Where can I get a real indication of what my IQ is? Free preferred.
I made one and it said 139 but that's unlikely with my education and skill sets.
>>16582149
First, IQ has nothing to do with education and skill sets. You can be highly educated with a low IQ and vice versa.
More importantly, IQ tests were discredited a long time ago, and nobody and no institution uses them.
IQ tests were invented over 100 years ago and were thought to be a measure of intelligence. (Their main purpose was to have an excuse to label people retarded and institutionalize them.)
Many, many studies have shown that the tests measure nothing. At most, an IQ test measures your skill at taking IQ tests. (For a while there was thought to be a connection between that skill and doing well in school - but that was explained by the fact that you take a lot of tests in school, and being good at test-taking can give you an edge in grades.)
You will never see a college or job application form with a box for you to enter your IQ, because they know it is totally meaningless.
can't really help with your direct request but what du you want a precise IQ number for anyways.
unless it is extreme high or low it does nit mean shit.
Intelligence is such a multidimensional issue.
with more details we might help you to your actual goal, OP.
>>16582149
Well, MENSA often offers tests for a reduced price, though it's under the pretense of achieving membership.
I will say if you plan to succeed in an IQ test, try some practice batteries online. Something as simple as "what comes next in this pattern of geometric shapes" is a doozy because the test writer had a very specific answer.
So I want to blackmail a prostitute. I realized I have no qualms with sleeping with a prostitute but I don't want to pay them. I admit this is kind of a fantasy. I doubt I can do this. Or they would go along with it. But essential I am trying to bluff my way into sex. My plan is to call them to my house and take a photo of their license plate and film them with my webcam. When the topic of payment for sex comes up I will reveal I won't pay. I then tell them I have their contact info and recorded proof they are an escort and I will report them. I obviously won't do this because fuck I will get caught for blackmail and soliciting a prostitute, but I will just say they I will edit myself out of the footage and report it anonymously. Do you think this could work?
read what a pimp is you stupid asshole.
>>16582112
No, because you pay before sex and if you don't pay she will just leave. Also her caretaker will beat the shit out of you. Also blackmail is a felony so you can be fucked too.
Stop being such a pathetic retard op
> I want to blackmail a prostitute
> I don't want to pay them.
> I admit this is kind of a fantasy.
So a basic rape fantasy that is turning into a rape reality. Seriously. Seek. Help. And use condoms.
How do I get stench out of a room?
My bedroom is small and I spend a lot of time in it. To be completely blunt, despite airing it out daily and having great hygiene, it smells like I do- very masculine, spicy and earthy. I don't let anyone into my room because it smells so strongly and I really would like advice on how to get rid of it.
Whatever you do wont matter. The problem isn't that your room stinks; the problem is that you stink. Stop smoking shit and eat something other than curry.
Stop living in the room
>>16581978
Open the window. Spray Fabreze on fabric things.
If you smoke (tobacco) you're fucked. The fumes have impregnated everything and will take weeks of open windows to dissipate.
Suppose you have a partner that is in college with you. You've been dating for over 3 years.
>they do horrible with classes, barely a C average, literally say they hate school. Always has been that way. Barely happy with their major. Takes years to complete what would normally be a few semesters of classes.
>meanwhile you do great and are set to graduate with a high gpa with a stem major set for high earnings. and wouldn't mind supporting them and would like to marry them one day.
Is it wrong to suggest that maybe they should quit college once you graduate as opposed to you living in your college town with them for possibly years while you wait for them to graduate?
I'm not sure. I would be OK with staying here waiting for them to graduate but I mean...
Just been thinking about it for the future because they just told they failed 2 classes this semester and they even took classes they have a real interest in. And we live together and I watched as they put off studying to watch seasons worth of TV shows. They're really not interested. I didn't pressure them to continue with college with me as far as I know.
>>16581975
I would not stay with them simply because they cant pay back their debt, and if your SO is a woman, she's a retard for staying in school when she isn't suited for it
Suggest it to them. See what they wanna do.
Dont force it on them, but explain your way of thinking and that you wanna move out somewhere else together. And that if they really dont like college maybe they should be pursuing something else
>>16581975
"They" had better be fantastic in bed, because this disparity between your different intelligences, dedications, work ethics and ability to carry on an interesting conversation is just going to loom ever larger as life goes on.
Anyone had a CT before? What do I have to do?
I'm somewhat anxious.
I'm going for one because I'm suffering from ice pick headaches, migraines and ocular migraines.
My doctor wants to make sure there isn't any underlying issues.
>>16581923
You lie down on a bed-like thing. The thing moves into the round tunnel like thing. You lie there for 10 or 15 minutes. You may hear some clicking noises. The bed-like thing moves out of the round thing. You get up and go home. The machine prints out some stuff and eventually the doctor looks at it and tells you what it means.
There is nothing invasive, nothing painful.
>>16582049
Fuck. I hate that sort of shit though, what if I have like a panic attack? ;-;
>>16582057
If you like tight, closed spaces and sudden loud noises, you'll be fine.
