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How do I stop being nervous around attractive extrovert girls? It seems that whenever I encounter a really good looking girl I can't talk without displaying signs of nervousness which is seen as weak and immediately destroy any chance of attraction. What is the secret to talking to attractive girls?
Imagine them taking a shit. Done.
>>16578605
This. And imagine they get some extra shit on their fingers too.
>>16578602
Building your confidence up with less attractive girls and climbing the ladder one rung at a time.
Sorry if this is gross, but I just went pee and after I wiped, there was a little blood strung out in the discharge kind of like pic related.
I checked with a mirror and everything looks completely normal. No signs of more blood or anything. I had a normal period that ended about 3 to 4 days ago. I've never experienced any kind of abnormal bleeding or spotting before. I have never had sex.
All the medical pages I'm reading online say to go to a doctor because spotting always means something is wrong, sometimes something serious. However, there are some...
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So you are going to take the advice of socially awkward introverted virgins over a licensed professional?
>>16578600
Naw, I'm definitely listening to that first, but I thought maybe hearing some personal experiences would help me feel better in the meantime. Plus I'm pretty much a socially awkward introverted virgin too, so there might be others here who have gone through the same thing.
That's period discharge obviously sometimes there's some that gather but doesn't show up in panties or on the pad. I think your fine. I once bled for a whole month when I was anemic.
ITT: Write the most creative/weird/cute way you asked someone out in the past.
In highschool I gave a guy a tiny paper roll in the style of a papyrus. The little letter was written in runes from LOTR (we both liked it).
I remember once I was asked out through memes. I said yes, of course, and then he made a meme about it.
good times.
>>16578444
Autismus Maximus
>>16578450
How old were you both?
Sooo... whats up with HIPPA laws?
Here's the thing. The night of my bachelor party my buddy hired two strippers off craigslist at like one in the morning. I didn't even ask for it. They show up, at this point I'm blasted drunk out of my mind.
Well, apparently the fucking guy hired hookers. They ask me to go in a private room for a 'special dance.' I'm wasted, I go, and they tell me to pull my pants down. I do it, they kind of dance for a second, and then one starts sucking on it.
My dick is flaccid. I definitely let it go with...
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Huh? No you idiot, what stays with the therapist won't leave the room. You did nothing wrong because you were drunk out of your mind.
Move on.
>>16578390
No, I'm nervous that the fact that I asked for a Z-pack and STD test will show up in some sort of record someday.
>>16578402
No that shits sealed
>tfw worse thing about being an army medic was knowing all the people that had fucked up std shit going on
>couldn't tell anyone
>see these people every day and work with them
Thank you 4chan. I was hesitant at first, but I can safely say that 4chan helped me make the best decision of my life. That's a sentence I thought I'd never say, but it's true.
For those who need to be brought up to speed: https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/16393471/
I spent Thanksgiving at her house (my family sucks). I asked her to make me the happiest man in the world, and marry me, which she agreed. The wedding is in January
I was apprehensive at first, but I started going to church with her as well. I'm not sure if I totally believe...
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Women are like crows, they like small shiny thing. Find small shiny things, Lome a ring or a neckless.
WHAT!? YOU LET A CRAZY BITCH CONVINCE YOU TO MARRY HER!? FUCK.
You idiot, you will regret this but whatever what is done is done.
Jewelry is your best best, make it over $150 bucks and jesus.
Dude you are insane to go through with this.
>https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/16393471/
>She starts telling everyone we're engaged.
>Somehow gets in my house and tells parents, and Facebook (through my computer) this.
>In college now, people still ask daily when the wedding is. Hard to explain, I tell them.
>Says if I take the engaged status off of Facebook, she'll say I cheated on her, and everyone will hate me.
Why are not running for the hills m8
I live next doors to my grandmother's house. I live with my mom. Until a couple of months ago we lived together with my dad.
Why? Do you ask. He has always been sick. My entire 24 years. He has diabetes and never took care of himself, he ballooned up his weight like a motherfucker, he has high blood pressure and one of his knees blew up when he was in his 20's (he is 64 now) and never took care of it either.
Every now and then he has this huge attacks where we need to hospitalize him. The first one was in 07, the second in 2012 and the third one was...
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At this moment i can only ask what did we do to deserve this.
I'm glad i was quick enough to realize and not follow my father's pat. I was fat to, but i got my shit together and i'm at my ideal weight now.
If i learnt something about living with an addict is to not make your children carry a baggage they don't deserve.
If you are having a kid, make sure to be a dad. To be able to play catch, to fill your kid's memories with happy moments. Sure, there might come hard times, but they shouldn't be coming from yourself directly......
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Are you a piece of shit son and person? Yes.
Is that what you wanted to hear?
>>16578253
>>16578262
You didn't deserve it. He let himself go to shit, at the expense of you and your family. Really you can't be blamed for you feelings, it's only natural. You can learn to forgive and move on though, but that takes time, and I hate to say it, but he sounds too far gone-it's not going to happen while he's still alive.
How do I know when it's time to stop a serious relationship?
Can't tell if I'm a retard or if this actually isn't working
>>16578121
Generally if you have to ask, you already know the answer.
>>16578134
like if she texts me
>I'm home
and I want to respond with
>Fuck off
might it be time? because sometimes that's where I'm at with her.
but, other times, I think about it, and I feel like I would be making a huge mistake and letting go of something I don't want to lose
>>16578144
It's not gonna get better, dump her dude. I've tried staying in relationships that were destined to fail from the start, and they did fail. The only thing I got from sticking around longer was a heavier heart and a lot of wasted time.
What should I spend my expendable income on? Assuming I don't want a girlfriend
>already have nice clothes
>great computer
>snowboarding gear
>guns and ammo
>good looking apartment
>already put money in for retirement
Some more Bdsm gear
a boat
Pizza and chicken wings for every meal.
I feel like I'm a boring person.
I'm not shy, but when it comes to conversation I occasionally have no input (I say yeah;ok;mhm). Also, when have a conversation, I usually just talk about generic stuff like how's your day; what school did you go to. How do I become more interesting? What are topics that make someone open up to you more? i feel like if I get people to open up to me more, that would remove this burden I have that I'm the one whose supposed to always engage and continue, yaknow?
>>16578052
I like to just ask open ended questions and let them pick up the conversation. Most people will open up if you let them, and IIRC a few studies have shown that people like you better if you just listen to them talk about themselves.
Ask questions and just listen to the people talking. Whenever a person mentions a topic let's call it "xy" where you can relate to, you just wait until this person is finished taking. Now it's your move to add your information on that topic by saying something like "btw you've mentioned "xy", last time this happend to me...". Then the person may ask you questions about your input to the conversation. That's a simple trick to have a nice talk. If you can't relate to anything, well... go out and experience life!
Hope this...
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Monitoring
I'm going to ask this very cool guy out, I was wondering if asking him to see the star wars movie is a good way. I've never done this before so I wouldn't know. any advice on how to ask a guy out?
>>16577932
Never go on a movie date.
>>16577955
Oi, ok I'll trust you on that though I don't understand why. Then where though is the question?
i personally love going on movie dates but that's because i'm shy and socially awkward as fuck, so i need time just being around the person and having something else to talk about vs the guy asking me about myself
my brother is a heroin addict. i don't know how to help him. i've tried lecturing him, i've tried being extra nice to him, i ask him to get a job and do something with his life, i send him motivational videos, he doesn't give a shit. he claims he's depressed and uses heroin as a means to stay a total complete handicap. he lives with my dad and my dad has been venting to me about how stressful it is for him and i totally get it. my brother got arrested on drug related charges last month, and he hasn't changed. What CAN I DO?!
Rehabs are too...
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There may be nothing you can do for him anon, and if so it's honestly just something you'll have to accept and live with. I am extremely depressed, to the point where I fear I may not be here much longer, and so nothing outside of me being able to pine in my room and sulk alone with my intoxicants holds any meaning to me any longer. Everything is gray and flat and irrelevant. It doesn't matter what you tell him, say to him, in what tone...it really doesn't. There are probably some choice words you could have with him that would maybe influence his actions,...
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>>16577914
I mean I can't really accept that there's nothing I can do..that's a horrible feeling and he's my brother how am I supposed to just let him stay an addict?! What would help you if someone wanted to help you?
>>16577924
Nothing, really. Honestly man, I'm kinda fucked until I find some way to stop feeling and thinking like this, but that doesn't mean there is no hope for your brother.
I understand it's hard but sometimes you have to accept that the situation is out of your hands, it's in your brothers ballfield. You can cheer from the sidelines but only he can control his actions (well, metaphorically speaking). I'm pretty sure you can be there to support him. Keep telling him how proud you are...
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I think somebody took a shit in my bed while no one was home
>>16577821
You can't be too sure. Taste it to confirm.
Seriously. It was under my sheets.
>>16577833
Call ghostbusters.
I've been infatuated with my coworker for 6 months....we like the same things and she's a very intelligent woman. The problem for her is my age she said. I asked her if she was single tonight and she's like yes I am why and I said because I'm interested you and she smiled and said that I'm too young for her. Wtf guys....im 26 she's 40 something. How the hell do I convince her that I'm not looking to get laid...i genuinely want to be with her and get to know her better. Help me guys...
>>16577657
How would you feel going out with a 12 year old?
>>16577662
...how does that apply here? I'm not a twelve year old.
Older women need more careful seduction.
You literally just went to her and said "haaaay, i like you :3"
not only are you near two decades younger, you act like it.
You need to be confident, subtle, assertive and responsible so you can mask your age.
Instead of being direct, how about going out with her for coffee during lunch and try to get along with her?
