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This is my first time posting on /adv/, but I think you guys are the board that I need to ask for a serious answer. Long story short, a couple years ago I put all of my porn in a zip file protected with the password, and now I forgot the password but I need to open it.
So, any advice on opening a password protected zip file without knowing the password?
>>16575598
>porn from a couple of years ago
Who gives a shit. Delete the zip and get new porn.
>>16575608
I would, but that zip also has some nudes of my ex that I can't get back and I'm desperate to open, among many other things that I can't recover.
Forget about it. The only chance you have is that you were so dumb to use a lowercase word that might be in a dictionary. Else, give or take 5-10 years of brute force might yield results.
How do I buy my gf some panties for christmas present without looking like some crossdresser creep? It's already too late to order from the internet because the shipping takes way too much time. How do I go and buy some panties without embarrassing myself and looking weird?
It's normal, plenty of guys in relationships do it and no one is going to assume you're buying it for yourself unless you head into their fitting rooms or hold it up to your waist like you're determining whether or not they'd fit you. Just don't do those two things and remember it's all in your head. If you're still worried, ask for a gift receipt at checkout.
>>16575191
>ask for a gift receipt at checkout.
They'll think he's a weirdo for doing this, right?
wanting them to think it's a gift will make them think it's not a gift
>THESE ARE DEFINITELY NOT FOR ME, I'M NOT GAY
Why would you buy your gf panties for Christmas? Seems like more of a birthday/Valenitine's Day gift to me. Maybe I've married too long.
wish i had a bf but at this point i think it's probably just impossible. try to advise me if you want.
or just talk to me. please. please talk to me.
Get some friends
>>16575027
i'm not very good at friends.
>>16575022
I'm having a similar problem. Bumping for interest. Let's look for some advice besides the obvious get /fit/ and /fa/ . . . what else can be done, in addition to that?
Let's hear it.
if things keep goin this way I'll be dead by January.
I swear to God I need pussy so bad
I give up.
My friend wanted me to visit her at work and when I did about a week later, she told me not to do it again because she didn't want everyone to get the impression that I was her bf since they started asking her and gossiping.
It hurt me emotionally because she came off as if that was a bad thing, although she told me it wasn't.
She ended up texting me about it, and couldn't even clarify what the "wrong impression" was because I was confused so I had to call her to soften things out. Which we did just fine.
But is that really what it means?
she's not attracted to you. let it go. your so deep in friendzone that you actually thought you had a chance with this girl until today
Some people don't want people gossiping about them like that. But yeah, even so, you're not boyfriend material to her. gg well played if that's what you were going for.
>>16574647
>>16574651
That's what I needed to hear. I thought the signs were there.
I want to become a well-read person, but reading is unbelievably displeasurable. Maybe the schools conditioned me to feel that way, I don't know.
Also reading takes too much time. After 3 hours i'll have read 150 pages and wondered how many video games or music I could have consumed in that time.
What should I do?
Seriously, what are you reading? You shouldn't have to force yourself. It's fun and relaxing.
>>16573462
Ideological novels are shit anyway. The most condecending way of getting your point across. You always get the point by the 3rd chapter and feel like a fucking asshole for the author babbying you into their opinion with their stupid allegory. I'm talking about books like catcher in the rye or 1984 or atlas shrugged.
Read what's interesting and exciting. Like Jurrassic Park. It still has phisophical questions like "who are we to play god and fuck with dna" and is essentially Frankenstein...
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>>16573479
Huckleberry Finn seemed like a good place to start.
So here's the thing. I've been dating my best friend for about 10 months, we're both in college and on a long-distance relationship. We meet about once a month and until recently we hadn't had much problems.
While doing a videochat, the topic of having sex came out. She said she was not very comfortable spending the night where I live because I would try to get her in the mood to do it (last time she came I gave her a nice body massage but she suddenly stopped me when I get to her inner thigs) and she doesn't really like it. She explained it has to do with a bad experience she had in a male friend's party a few years ago where she ended up so drunk she woke up naked, though she wasn't raped cause she went to the doctor the next day and everything was ok (she told me cause we were friends by that time). After that she said that probably it wasn't a big deal and that maybe it was an excuse she was giving to herself.
The she said she had to find out why she really had it difficult to let herself do things with me.
But what really worries me is the fact that even though I always try to support her and understand her, I don't feel she does that for me. This applies to every aspect of our relationship but what has been bothering me is the sexual part. If she ever feels like she's horny (it tends to happen after her period) and I'm around, I try to her make her feel good. Even when we were friends I got her a vibrator as a birthday present. I know what she likes and I'm always asking, not because I'm expecting something in return but because I genuinely care for her. But she doesn't care at all. The best thing I've gotten so far are some hardly sexy Snapchat nudes (I have to beg for weeks for her to send them) that I don't even save and that one time she touched my crotch cause she was horny, and that's all. (Continues)
... And I could cope with that if it wasn't for the fact that before we went out she had a friend who lived nearby that used to go to her house for the sole purpose of making out and engage in foreplay. I don't know many of the details so the other day I was curious to know and she said they had tried things like a titjob but she wasn't very good. Later she said that she didn't liked that I asked that, and cause she felt I was being judgemental, and she's right. But I don't mind she has done things to other guys in the past, it is the fact that...
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>>16573408
17 years of your life wasted, and you've been only dating for 10 months? She probably has no sexual attraction to you and only sees you as a friend with a relationship tag really. If you know the answer why even ask? Drop the relationship OP. The "one" is just a myth, she's not, no one is.
>>16573485
It's actually seven years, but you've got a point. But what not saying that? I think that would have saved us a lot of time.
>meets great girl
>she is everything I wanted as a gf
>also pretty and has nice body
>can cook
>but told me recently that she likes watching snuff films
Is this it? Should I break it off?
Seems like a huge red flag to me
>>16576079
I couldn't be with someone who was ok with watching stuff films just because I could never trust them to relate with my experiences. I get nauseous when I see too much gore, violence, rape etc when watching films. She'd probably think I was a pansy.
I'd be worried on what other skeletons are hiding in her closet. Why is he so okay with watching people die?
>>16576079
i watch liveleak pretty often
can i have her
>>16576079
Why don't you just tap that ass as much as you can and not worry that she likes watching people die
Hello friends, I'll try and keep this as short as possible. Basically my best friend at the time was dating a girl only to split 6 months ago after 3 years. In that time they were dating I basically lived with them and got to know them both very well. Due to some current lifestyle changes and realising how generally negative and toxic the guy is to be around I've started distancing myself. About two months ago I started seeing his ex and its gotten to the point where we would like to be official but feel guilty thinking about how her ex would feel. We know we can't...
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There are literally billions of other girls and you go after you best friends ex he was with for YEARS? No wonder you feel guilty. You're a shitty human being. Anyone that doesn't say so doesn't want to be involved or has done it themselves. I make a rule not to date or even flirt with my friends exs/crushes because surprise there are tons of other guys out there and it's not worth knowingly hurting someone for a fling. Especially a friend. Maybe he's toxic because he just went through a tough break up and his best friend is MIA because he's fuckkng...
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>>16575923
Haha you spent a lot of time writing this, I said I already know it's bad.. he isn't a friend anymore, he was always toxic I just dealt with it until I made some lifestyle changes. The people that said go ahead (her brother, my sister, several of our close friends and our parents) know what he is like as a person (generally negative and treats everyone on earth like they are below him) and know that I will treat her right. Nice try though :)
>>16575923
This ^
You're garbage op
Is it possible for someone to become a headhunter and gain enough money to live a decent life ?
it's possible, but if someone posts on /adv/ i'm guessing it won't happen
>>16575832
Maybe it will, maybe it won't but I'm at least curious about it. Though I don't know where to search, could you help me then ?
>>16575819
Headhunter as in a freelance hitman?
Are you retarded? They don't even exist, the freelance one I mean.
How do I leave the friendzone of a clingy girl. She acts like she's married to me but I am in the friendzone. It's a drain on my resources and time and I just want to be alone.
Anyone have experience in dealing with being friendzoned by clingy/controlling women?
Someone told me I should try making a move on her like going for a kiss, grabbing her hips or something sexual that usually results in a girl not talking to a guy friend anymore. But I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
Why don't you just grab your balls and be direct about it, faggot
'I don't enjoy spending time with you if we're not going to fuck'
Show her your hard throbbing cock.
>>16575769
make a move and if she's not into it then stop. if you don't wanna be her friend at all then leave her.
Hey guys,
I need some ideas for a costume party. The theme is "countries of the world".
Any help would be great, thanks!
>>16575622
get naked and paint yourself completely red, you're the japanese flag
>>16575622
Dress in a burqa and say that you're Swedish.
>>16575642
kek
