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I want to stop being that person who sits around while everyone dances. At the moment, I have very little idea of what I'm doing. What should I know and what should I learn? Should I conform or try to be original?
Is learning to c-walk a bad idea?
>>16570776
>should i try to be original
no. dancing isn't like art. not in this sense. its just people wiggling around socially. i just kinda turn from one shoulder to the next and sway my hips. honestly unless you do outrageous stuff (especially with hands) no one will even notice you. people dont go to these things to look at people dance and make fun of em. im an extremely self conscious person but on the dance floor i feel fine (despite sucking) cuz theres no real good or bad to it. plus everyones drunk so its not like they'd notice if they did.
Do this and you will be the life of the party
http://youtu.be/3cqDXlfASMM
>>16570776
Gangstas don't dance.
>start dating girl
>"hey anon, come hang out with us, just me and my friends"
>I go over...
>all her friends are guys
literally broke up the next day
are girls this oblivious or what?
... Is she not allowed to have male friends?
You're the oblivious one friend, she can be friends with whoever the fuck she wants
>>16570717
>At bar
>Girl comes up to me and says I should buy her other friend a drink, she's shy
>Other girl is sitting at bar, we make eye contact and she shies away with a nervous smile, super cute
>Walk up next to her, introduce myself
>As she turns and gives her name, notice something
>Nose ring
>Double pierced ears
Literally 360d and walked away
That is a pretty serious red flag.
how do i find a girl who is introverted and prefers staying home playing games/reading books/etc like me?
>>16570672
The internet, of course.
>>16570672
>prefers staying home
In her home, obviously. Time to start breaking into other people's house.
>>16570683
what if they live 10 states away or something
>>16570687
Nice normie humor
Let me just say, I'm really glad this is anonymous.
I'm a freelance writer, and I'm not too picky with the kind of stuff I accept. I'm asexual, but I still write erotica as long as it pays enough, and as long as it's not overly-weird to me.
Well, I just got a commission from someone for a good amount of money. So good that I decided to accept it and write the story they want. Only one problem though.
It's an adult baby story.
This is the last thing I would ever chose to write about, but the pay is definitely worth it. However, I'm not quite sure exactly how to make this work. I've been reading adult baby stories to try and get a feel of it, but all it does is repulse me. No offense to the people with that fetish, but it's just not my thing. When I accepted the story, I'll admit I was a bit too eager for the money to consider the fact that I have no idea how to write about something like that in an erotic manner. I try to experiment with different kinds of fetishes to see if anything does it for me, but this is a major turn-off, I've discovered.
So, how should I go about doing this? I'm certainly going to do the commission, but I can't get in the mood for it. Have any of you been able to "force" yourself into liking a certain fetish, or at least into being less weirded out by it? I'm not gonna lie, I have some very odd fetishes, but this is one I've never been able to understand.
Hopefully I can get some help with this. If not, I hope you at least got a good laugh from my situation.
>>16570644
JASON IM GONNA KILL YOU
>>16570666
dang those satan trips doe
OP you're probably being baited by an FBI agent. ask him for half the cash up front and don't deliver.
>>16570666
>666
Jason the devil is going to kill you
you should've listened to the Christians. Don't fuck around with that evil fetish shit. You got the evil on you now Jason
I've been in college for a year and am probably going to drop out. Are there still any good careers out there that don't require a college degree? I'm a pretty simple guy, I don't need to be rich. All I'm looking for is a stable job that provides enough money for me to live comfortably-- not planning on getting married/having kids. Considering becoming an electrician. What are some other options? (If possible 1.) how much do they make 2.) what are the requirements to become one)
>>16570638
bartending.. flipping cars.. any kind of retail salesperson
Tech jobs. You can do IT work really easy. I make about 46k a year doing it and I work from home in my pajamas.
You can also teach musical instruments as a private teacher. Depending on your area you can get away with charging $30 an hour(that's on the cheap side). I did that to get by when I moved across the country.
There's a lot of options and honestly good for you that you're dropping out of college. It's a waste of money. You could get a basic bitch degree from a community college for dirt cheap if you still don't know what you wanna do.
Construction construction construction
I live in a large house that's renting each room out to different people. Earlier today I heard some MALE yelling at a 6 year old, "If I see you in my room again I'm beating the s--- out of you. Stupid n-----".
What do I report this to? I am living in America. In my country this is hate crime worth up to decade in jail.
You could actually call the police or child services. A P.I would be optimal so you have proof, or just get a recording yourself. If you call child services they will most likely overreact and force the guy into custody no matter what because that's what they do. Police will probably not care because the child is black.
>>16570577
kek, icelander detected
>>16570587
Does US child services apply even when it's not their child?
Whenever I orgasm I have the tendency to flex my calves so I can cum, how do I stop this? It's gotten me great calves in the eyes of others, but their bulky imo.
>>16570575
i dont even understand the issue?
>>16570575
>>16570598
sorry just re-read this.
so in your opinion flexing your calves (Which physically excites you to get a better/faster orgasm) is the reason your calves are so big?
i mean stop flexing your calves if its that much exercise but damn girl how much you cummin?
>>16570575
there's no way that this alone is making your calves bulky. You need to be a sprinter or weightlifter or something to have calves that look weirdly built
So ive been having this really nasty, bumpy, hard, and swollen thing on my right leg for about a day now and i'll probably have it for the rest of the week, god forbid.
Im not sure if it is a rash, allergic reaction, or something serious.
Yesterday morning i put on pants and thermal underpants underneath before going to school. At school i started noticing my leg was itching in the same spot that i now have the thing. I scratched it a little during school and after i got home i notice it had swollen into a hard bumpy red ball. Second day now and it's still there but bigger, redder, and more itchy. When i walk i feel it move as if it there was an actual ball stuck to my thigh.
I've had something similar on my left feet in the big toe.
It lasted for about a week or two and was red, bumpy, and very itchy at times, exactly like this one. The cause for that one i think has to do with sandals probably irrating the skin since theyre kinda fucked up. Either way it was irksome and lasted longer than i wanted it too.
I also have had the same thing on my hands. Swollen, red, bumpy, itchy, and lasted for two days or so.
I have now noticed it is on my right foot but not as severe as the bump on my leg. I have red small circles on the same leg.
Please help me figure out what this is?
I wish I could go to the doctor but i am in a bad position in life at the moment.
>>16570494
So totally a trip to the ER. The best thing it could be is Lyme Disease.
>>16570522
Oh my god. No.
Im praying that is just a rash. Same thing has happened but it disappear afterwards.
Ill post more pics.
You must seek treatment now, chronic Lyme Disease will make you a shambling wreck.
Iv'e been thinking about suicide alot lately, and i dont want to do it can someone convince me not to do it without saying there is much to live for or its not worth it because so far i havent been in a relationship yet i get in fights with my parents and i have a criminal record and failing grades so i wont be able to get a good job but i might have to join the military help me not commit suicide give me a reason please im also a fellow anon and i dont want to hurt others i still have friends and i will hurt them if i do it thats why i am asking
>>16570416
Name 3 things that you need in order to make your life amazing. When you do, I'll tell you how to get them.
>>16570416
>ive been thinking about suicide
>please convince me not to
>here are all my reasons not to
those reasons you listed were already reason enough. with the exception of the criminal record everything else is fixable.
>>16570446
a girlfriend a good job and you think of the last thing
The people in my life are driving me crazy. Especially, my parents will not let me do anything besides what they want me to do. This includes STEM degree and not being employed. They also have crazy ideas about a lot of things such as mental illness. They believe it to be caused by "the devils in your head".
I want to leave so fucking bad, but I have only about $300.
I don't know what to do. I'm 20 years old, also.
Go rob a few liquor stores or steal some car stereos, then you'll have enough money to leave
>>16570291
Well thanks for the suggestion, but I don't think I want to go to jail.
>>16570287
Read this book. Or watch the movie, whatever
Then make a decision.
When my little sister was little, she were molested by my older brother. He was about 12-13, my sister was probably about 6.
It lasted a few months maybe, and after it stopped no one ever spoke or mentioned it for a long time.
Recently, my little sister (now 17) told her therapist about it and her therapist spilled the beans to my parents and the rest of our family.
Before, my little sister and brother had a perfectly fine relationship (although I don't think she ever liked sitting too close to him on the couch or anything like that). Now they do not speak and try to avoid each other whenever possible.
My little sister says she never wants to talk to him again. When I asked her why it's different than it was before, she says because he never apologized. She said she doesn't want an apology even now.
It really sucks. Is there anything I should do to get them to be friends again? I think my brother probably feels awkward and really guilty, and doesn't want to talk to my sister because he is afraid. I'm closer to my sister than my brother, so I know her side of things more than his.
Any input is appreciated
That's weird. Don't expect her to want to be buddy-buddy with your brother ever again. Why would you want them to be close after knowing about this?
>>16570233
sounds like some therapist has the vocal runs
>>16570245
Most likely she requested it/agreed to the idea, otherwise the therapist is breaking a level of confidentiality they would be fired for
>Be in Year 12, UK (duh)
>Feeling depressed, unmotivated, thoughts of suicide
>Feeling tired all the time, no motivation to complete school work
>Diagnosed with depression by doctor, suggests that I seek out a special assistance education plan (basically extra time on tests, or special support, 1:1 student teacher assistance)
>Go to the director of the program, they agree and begin processing a case
>Have to sign off with a counsellor
>Go into counsellor's office, he's this 6'6 military scary ass dude
>Questioned as if I'm being detained
>Explain my situation, show him the diagnoses
>Counsellor tells me to just "try to work harder"
You don't know how much it pisses me off to hear "just work harder" when you sleep 8-10 a night yet feel 24/7 as if you've slept only 30 minutes.
>Says "There's nothing this program can do for you"
>Explain that both the director, and the doctor (who has his child in the program) said it could benefit me
>Counsellor thinks I'm lying
>Counsellor assumes that "it's just that the classes are hard"
>Counsellor declines the request, and wants to follow up to see "how I'm doing"
I just want this assistance so that I can someone who can (figuratively) kick my ass and kinda push me / check in periodically to make sure I'm progressing in the work. The teacher can't do that because it's a class of 35~
What can I do or say to better strengthen my case for the next time should I re-apply?
File a lawsuit or send a complaint to the court against him/his company
You should've made a big stink about it, honestly.
Just because the guy is big doesn't mean he'll beat you up or anything by standing up to him. You know your emotions better than anyone else, you need to tell him that trying your best right now is getting out of bed in the morning and that this extra assistance is pretty vital for you to pass your classes.
Also, you were formally diagnosed. This isn't just a "you aren't trying hard enough" situation. I don't think he has the right to say that and it's not in his power to decide the degree of your depression and how it's affecting you.
He's being unprofessional.
I know this struggle because my depression came down hard on me this semester. I'm actually planning to get formally diagnosed so I can get assistance and not get points deducted for handing something in a day late.
OP, you know your limitations. You shouldn't have to convince anyone that you're too depressed to finish an assignment when it's already been proven.
>>16570222
>wahhhh im sad so i need extra time on tests, special support and 1:1 teacher assistance. cuz all those actually matter when im fucking sad
>HOW DARE HE PUSH ME TO DO A GOOD JOB, I WANT HIM TO PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT I DO
dude.
>BUT MUH DOCTOR DIAGNOSED ME
a diagnosis for depression means literally nothing. imagine if ur doctor took a look at you and said 'yep, its cancer' without any tests.
Is lack of confidence ever an attractive quality or will I always be seen as an ugly subhuman in the eyes of all women? As much as people claim that you can learn or fake confidence, there are some of us who are just inherently unable to do it. I've never been in a situation where a girl wanted to be around me. The closest I've gotten is online dating where they never want to see me again after the first date. The only way I've been able to have sex thus far is by paying for it, and I honestly don't see any way that will change, because I feel like my lack of self confidence is a universally unattractive quality. I mean should I even keep trying or should I just give up and become content with fucking hookers for the rest of my life?
>>16570169
Self-conscience and esteem are important for a successful relagionship, not just initial attraction.
I'd say don't give up on trying to build confidence (not fake confidence), but forget about women until then. Your priority should be finding happiness with and for yourself.
>>16570169
Holy shit OP are you me?
>>16570173
Whoops self-confidence, not self concious obviously
Over the years I've built up a bit of a habit of rough sex. Most of the girls I've been with have been into hair pulling, choking, gagging, slapping, and other stuff, and I'd lie if I said I didn't come to enjoy it too. My current gf however, doesn't like it at all, but every time we fuck I can't relax cause I know if I get too into it I'll start getting carried away. How do I learn to enjoy sex without the roughness again? I don't even watch violent porn or jerk often.
>>16570034
bumping for interest
I dunno. I think good sex is supposed to be kind of rough, and I think if you're going to be someone's partner, you should kind of enjoy it when they get "carried away." It's not even kinky, it's just, like, a healthy use of your body and your energy. I would get frustrated pretty quickly with a "fragile" partner like that. You can't just hold back forever
>>16570034
If your gf has any love in her heart for you, she'll meet you halfway. She's gonna gave to take a few spanks and hair tugs, and you're going to have to cut down on the throat fucking.
Or you're going to have to teach yourself how to make sweet love. You MUST communicate that you are doing this out of consideration for her. (don't let her run the show)
If none of these are an option, dump the bitch and date a girl that likes it rough.
>3.8 gpa in double major STEM programs
>read, watch documentaries, and read more in spare time.
>large network of friends
>cool job, already have a 15% share in the company.
>moderately attractive, get oogled and eyed in lectures and outside. (no bf tho cause i dont care about dating, never saw the appeal)
feel like im missing something
Could be the missing feeling of "love" or a lack of a true emotional connection with anyone in your life. Do you feel a real connection with any one of your friends/family?
Speaking from personal experience myself.
Those are lonesome spare time activities. Any friends?
>>16570012
>>16570016
absolutely man i have a great relationship w my parents and i hang out with people often
