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Me and my wife are taking a erotic self class at UCSD and we have to write a paper on our sexual experiences and about nudity and sexuality in today's society. We also need other peoples views and opinions on it. Also for part of our final we have to undress in class to give our lecture and masturbate. It's bad enough having to do that in front of others in the class but for my wife to be there to see that and for me to watch her do that in front of everyone is very weird. Would like other people's opinions or views on it.
>>16572883
What the fuck? Where do I sign up?
>>16572883
is this a real thing? sounds like a penis inspection day meme.
either way i hope its real, i wanna sign up.
>>16572883
What the fuck
I've had all kinds of sex with all kinds of people; every position, every race, every body type, if you can name it, I've done it.
I've taken every drug known to man.
Now there's nothing left. I am a carnal man, but there are no more sensual pleasures left to try.
I'm empty. I'm desperate. I'm bored.
What now?
>>16572778
Let someone shit in your mouth
Have you been in love?
Travel.
So this is stupid but, after being with this girl for 2 years we broke up a few months ago. I was heartbroken, but recently we were able to reconnect as friends; I know it is dumb, but I really wanted that kind of...closure. It made me feel much better talking to her a little and knowing she doesn't hate me and such...
However now it's getting bothersome. I still have feelings for her so I know I put myself in this position, but I still wanted to. But now she is sending me snapchats every few days and its usually of like some guy at her school or whatever......
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>>16572566
break it off completely
Watch this movie (500 Days of Summer)
>>16572566
>Should I delete/block her?
this
>>16572572
Yeah, true... Yeah that is an amazing movie, watched it after both my break ups. Ill have to take the lesson more seriously, maybe im due for a rewatch.
I guess its a matter of preferece if i wanna sit her down and say goodbye? I think i will... I dont want to just block her and walk. I want to say bye.
Hi guys, 18 year old anon here.
I have been together with my girlfriend for about 3 months now, we really like each other and for the most part, our relationship is going well.
But no matter how sweet and beautiful she is, i don't feel satisfied. I think this is mainly because i don't feel sexually complete with her. She has a pretty low sex drive, We fuck roughly once every 1-2 weeks.
Eventhough this may not sound like that bad, i don't feel good about it. For whatever reason my sex drive has been going through the roof the last year or...
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>>16572455
get a gf who likes sex
Oh fuck dude, I dunno - why don't you talk to her about it.
it sounds like this isn't gonna work out, sex is a very important part of any relationship and it sounds like its especially so for you so don't feel like there's anything wrong with feeling this way. I suggest ending it and finding someone else more compatible with you, you've only been together 3 months and if you were charming enough to get one gf then you'll be able to get another
Sup /adv/, seeking some advice here. Met this girl a few months ago through a mutual friend, thought she was cute, but didn’t start liking her till I got to know her. She has a ton of problems though, had an emotionally and physically abusive ex and is on anti-depressants…anyway she’s been through some shit. She started talking to a guy so I said fdb and stopped snapping and texting her. On Halloween, she came to my friend’s party and just straight avoided me. She stopped talking to that guy, and I invited her to a Christmas party this past weekend and she was trying...
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>>16572392
Holy fuck OP, you seriously ask us whether or not to move on after you've given us so many red flags?
How do you trust someone when you've been cheated on before? I'm 22 and 3 of my 4 relationships, I was cheated on. I don't think I pick bad women. One was a virgin, two were strict Catholics, and one was a medical student. I just think in today's society, women will fuck any attractive guy that throws them a bone. Even Muslim girls here are sluts. Should I just give up on serious relationships? Literally all women my age are nothing but sluts. My older 31 year old friend told me to date an older woman and fake it until I make it. Is this sound advice? How...
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>>16572345
The young girls want all the yummy dicks. The older women have had their fill.
>>16572510
wrong, female sex drive only increases with age up until menopause
you just gotta learn to satisfy your woman OP
The common link in all your relationships is you. If they're all ending badly, then you're doing something wrong.
>I think I'm in love with a kindergarden age girl.
What should I do? It's my sister's daughter
Kill yourself
>>16572337
stop trolling m8
in any case >>16572338 is right though
>>16572338
Solid advice anon. You're a real nice person .
Sister died yesterday in a car accidents. Pic related.
I'm keeping myself strong or just in denial, but I need to be strong for my family. Parents are devastated.
Can you guys give me some good advice to help my parents?
You seem to care a lot about family OP. You say you need to be strong, but do you mind if I ask how you're really doing?
Let me guess, dumb bitch was texting and driving?
>>16572332
First, sincere sympathy for you and your family.
Second, try to take a cue from your parents' behavior. If they want to talk about her, do. If they can't, don't press. Don't judge them. Everyone grieves in their own way, and whatever they do is right for them.
Third, if you can try to take as much of the purely practical burden off them You do as much as they will let you to notify friends and family, arrange the funeral, handle the legal stuff, etc.
And finally, give yourself...
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Can't get any matches on tinder.
Am I really that ugly senpai? what do
Dude, Tinder is for people who want to get laid everyday. If you're looking for a real commitment go do some hobbies you like and see if there are any girls. Usually good relationships are about compatibility. Not money and good looks.
But hey, do whatever the fuck you want.
>>16572280
Yes. Kill yourself or become a fag
>>16572280
>dat jawline
Take better pictures OP. ProTip, this one is not artsy or 'interesting', however much you think it may be.
So, i got really drunk last night, and ended up sending my aunt a picture of my dick. I'm hoping she doesn't tell my mom, but I REALLY hope she's into it. she has never made any advances on me, but she wears pretty revealing clothing, and bends over for me all the time. I think she was a bit of a hoe in her time. Advice? Opinions?
lmao you are screwed
You might be fucked, but let us know what happened in the meantime, OP.
i also told her i wanted to fuck her, etc. etc. BUT, if she's not into it, i feel i can convince her i thought i was sexting someone else.
Help anon
I have a huge crush on my girlfriend's sister!
Her and I kind of butt heads but I catch myself eye-fucking her whenever her guards down. She's thick in all the right places like girls in pic related.
I keep trying to think of ways to fish around for a neg or pos reaction to my advances but can't think of any that might have her get angry and tell her sister.
She has a boyfriend too but seriously just makes things more interesting.
Should I play the long game? Does anyone have any kind of experience with this? Should...
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I think you should seek help man retread this shit and tell me you don't sound like a weird creepy loser
>>16572249
OP:
>help anon
Anon:
>you should seek help
Thanks senpai. Also I'm aware of how much of a perv I'm being.
>>16572245
Quit being a piece of shit and either break it off with your girlfriend or be faithful.
So my gf she's 29, i'm 24, so, i tend to catch the eye of a lot of ladies and my gf knows that, she's been cool with it until one girl got too physical. She's like a shy/passive kind of girl towards people, so she won't be like " if you don't get the f off my man." lol. So anyway, this girl i was behind in the line with backed up into me grabed my wrist and wrapped it around her and started shaking her butt. My gf was right there, i immediately shoved her off grabbed my gf hand and we went somewhere else to eat.
When we got in the car, argument erupts. Talking about i embrassed her, i enjoyed it, and i didn't handle the situation the right way. If i could of slapped that girl in the mouth i would. The arguement goes on for 30mins. Until i just take her back home. She's talking about my parents and my friends in a nasty way and she threatening to hit me and crap, i had to get out of there. Before i left i told her, we need to handle this like adults, talk to me then.
So anyway guys i can't let her slide on this man, she got to be held accountable for her actions for are future's sake.
How can i penalize her for her behavior, talking about my parents and friends, i understand some people say stuff they don't mean when they angry but man. I didn't tell that girl to shake her ass on me. I was thinking about ignoring her for a week, getting some space, maybe she'll know i mean bussiness and it will not be tolerated. I told before we got together, is that we only have calm discussions.
You may say i'm harsh if i do that, but she'd be in 100x more pain if i dump her. She's gone do two things if i ignore her this week, learn the errors of her ways or leave me. If she leaves on her own accord nobody gets too hurt.
She's a great girl but this my first major argument with her and it's scary but relationships ain't easy, but some people more baggage than others, i hope that isn't the case for her.
>are first major argument
You mean 'our'?
I would've kicked that girls ass if you were my boyfriend and I was right there. If you didn't say anything to the girl that did it I'd be pretty pissed at you too. How hot do you have to be to have a random girl in line do that to you? I had an ex that was extremely good looking and a girl grabbed his crotch while I was in the car watching he literally shoved her off and told her she was disgusting and to never contact him again. Then he got in the car apologized...
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>>16572129
Yeah and wouldn't you have potential to go to jail and messing up your pretty face lol.
I understand why she's mad but she said a lot of nasty things about my parents and friends. I do intend to have a calm discussion about it when she comes to but i don't want to let her off too easy. Like i said i didn't tell that girl to do that, i shouldn't be getting yelled at. I guess she's confronting me as if i'm the girl i guess but that's not fair to me.
>>16572149
Did you just call me pretty? (:
But you didn't say anything to that girl when she did it? You could've at least told her off and embarrassed the other girl instead of letting her get away with it. And yeah it's pretty shitty she said bad things about your parents and friends. She owes you an apology for that maybe once she's calmed down. But don't play games and punish her. That's just going to make her question your relationship and feelings more. Leads to more insecurities...
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