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>Exam tomorrow
>Started studying a few days ago
>Realized I waited to long to study
>Need a 40% on his exam to pass
>At the rate my studying is going, I'm not even sure I can pull that off
I'm actually fucking panicked. I don't know what I'm going to do if I fail...
Last minute cramming tips I guess.
Call in a bomb threat to the school. It'll give you extra time to study.
>>16570315
but don't do it over Tor on a school network like that asian retard
Rapid note making/concept learning... but I'd expect intense brain stress not being on 4chan asking for tips (which is pretty laid back).
i met this chick and she's really cute and smart and we have great chemistry. there is something that makes me wonder if its a red flag: shes really into things like death and burial methods or other freaky death related stuff and he has books about victorian medicine and surgery with pretty gruesome illustrations. she loves to read and reads everything pretty much but these books are just weird. it's not like she talks about these stuff but when i was at her place and saw the books and i mentioned like 'whoa that's something' she said yeah, i find stuff...
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Sounds kinda hawt to me. At the very least you know she has something interesting about her.
its not a red flag. sounds pretty badass imo, its 2015 no one likes basic bitches
>>16570303
she's probably a typhoon in bed
So, /adv/, I'm not the kind of man who does this kind of thing, first because I'm not good looking enough to do it, secondI have trouble keeping romantic interest on multiple women, being entirely monogamic. Until now.
I went out with a girl yesterday and today she flat out asked if I was seeing other women. While I'm not actually dating other women, I'm flirting right now with 2 women from Tinder and I have interest in one freshman from uni. I will probably bail on her because no matter how nice she is, I can't stand this kind of question after...
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just be honest you faggot
and by the way talking with some fatties on tinder is barely anything more than chatting with the grocery store clerk while she rings up your tv dinner for one
>>16570180
Dating multiple women at the same time will make you lose your money and your mind.
>>16570180
>I will probably bail on her because no matter how nice she is, I can't stand this kind of question after just one date
It's a common question for people that casually date. She wants to reasonably know what to expect, if she continues with you.
>and after she said some pretty unsettling stuff.
What kind of stuff?
>what should I do when a woman ask if I'm seeing other people? Should I be totally...
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What's /adv/ getting their family for christmas? I'm stumped for ideas and could use some inspiration!
>>16570052
I always get them something useful.
Like a LED flashlight or something they can use and think "who gave me that?"
I Want To Cum Inside Rein Deer
>>16570052
Got my brother a jacket.
Got my parents a couple lobsters and steaks.
Got my girl a bracelet from Tiffany's.
I try to get stuff for people that they can use, show off, or eat.
I've posted on here about this before so yes, I am the same guy.
I'm a gay guy that's attracted to giving straight men money and getting treated like a meal ticket or a chump. Though it's sexual for me, it has to be a platonic situation, I have to appear to be an idiot for paying him, and it needs to be one sided - he benefits, I pay.
I met a guy on CL. After some discussion, we agreed on a deal that made me look stupid and was profitable for him in the long term - I gave him ownership of my computer and he now charges me $50 per week to rent that computer from him. We're also discussing my giving him other things that he can turn around and lease to me. He really seems to like the idea, for obvious reasons, doesn't care that it gets me off, and just has to collect payments once per week. In addition, based on advice from people the last time I posted on /adv/, I tip him 20% ($10) every time I make a payment. He laughed and took the extra pay which wicked hot, so thank you for the suggestion 4chan folk.
If you were him, would this be good enough for you to keep up long term or would you do this for awhile and then move on? For me, it's attractive to watch the amount I've paid him go higher and higher every week and ideally, I'd want him to do this indefinitely. In my experience, most people don't want to rip you off or they start to feel bad. He seems perfect for the job since the first thing he said to me when he realized I was for real and collected his first payment was, "I'm glad people like you exist." Even so, do you think it will get old or that he'll eventually feel guilty? How would you respond if you were dealing with someone like me? Would you do it long term or maybe just take a few payments and move on?
Are you serious? How old are you.
The thing is, you're really only going to run into two kinds of people:
>Normal guys who think "why the hell not?" but eventually get weirded out and move on
>Genuinely bad guys, who will stick around long enough to form a plan to rip you off for everything you've got all at once, and leave you penniless and/or dead
I'm not usually one to judge someone's kinks, but I honestly think you should see a therapist. This is not going to go well in the long run
Give it to me straight, /adv/.
Do I have a chance of ever finding a girl that will like me?
21 year old kissless virgin, never had a gf whatsoever.
6'3"
yes, obese or deformed, or a single mom with three kids.
>>16570002
Yeah bro you got this. Stop thinking like a virgin and start acting like a 6'3 man.
>>16570002
Shorten the hair on the sides of your head.
Work on your shoulders/neck.
so this is my bio, I know it has many mistakes, english is my third language. Any tips? How do i improve? I like my strawberry line
>>16569941
It's too "cute". (Cute = gay)
Farmer's markets are not something to brag about either. The whole bio sounds lame.
Just list 3 things you enjoy and take excellent pictures.
>>16569941
How to succeed on tinder:
>Be fit as fuck
>Be handsome
>Pose in front of nice cars
>Have pictures of you working out
>Have pictures of you with a large group of friends composed of equally attractive people
Way too long, keep it one sentence. And yeah, a good main pic is paramount paramount, got me more matches then I even have time to reply to.
What are some ways to improve our speaking skills?I have no idea what to say most of the time
and just feel stupid.Feel free to discuss everything about speaking even ways to improve voice etc.
Read aloud. Talk with yourself in the mirror. Practise pronunciation. Talk with someone. Try to imitate other voices. Sing. Make sounds without using your vocal cords. Try to lead a conversation in a group.
>>16569890
Thanks for the tips will makes sure i do most of these things often!Still cant see how to lead a conversation in a group when i have no idea what to say most of the time.
>>16569890
>Read aloud. Talk with yourself in the mirror. Practise pronunciation.
i would do this if my parents weren't home all the fucking time
>Talk with someone
About what?
>Try to lead a conversation in a group
How?
>no, I haven't been cucked by any woman recently, but the question still stands
Is there any woman that is trustworthy?
>>16569821
Have you been cűcked recently?
>>16569821
Of course there are. Why on Earth wouldn't there be?
>>16569832
Because that doesn't fit into my personal narrative where Literally Who is to blame for everything wrong in my life and women only exist for me to cum in instead of taking personal responsibility for making my relationships better.
What are some good porn sites
2d, realD whatever but just quality and variety
>>16569816
Nudevista, youjizz, redtube, pornhub, youporn, xhamster
>>16569816
Xnxx, pornhub, youfap
>>16569816
Beeg
I fucking hate the people I work with, its gotten to the point where im on the bottom rung and the shit end of every joke and I think its only going to get worse. I work with a bunch of black people so hood culture is norm and i stand out as a white guy who doesnt constantly make up stories about getting laid. I kinda feel like quitting but for some reason feel like somethings stopping me. I don't need the job and the pays not even that great for the shitty amount of work I do to begin with so why shouldn't this be an easier decision for me?
bump i really need answers here
>>16569749
Find a job that requires intelligence.
Bring bananas to work.
This morning in my civics class we were doing a debate about abortion. I brought up the fact that if abortion was illegal it would result in more unsafe illegal back alley abortions. I used an example of coat hanger abortions. I didn't even go in detail or explain what they were, I just said “like sometimes they do coat hanger abortions” or something like that. But the next thing I knew this girl fainted and started having kind of a seizure. She turned literally green, she was having muscle spasms, her arm was stuck out all the way to the right, she hit her head on...
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Stand your ground and be confident. Don't be a cvck.
>>16569666
Pretty much this.
Inquire about her status and show that you're emphatic with her, but don't let them shift the blame on you if you didn't do any graphic explanations there.
It may have been a debate, but abortion is a pretty heavy topic. I'd fall into the shadows for a while.
Hey adv I need some help.
I rent a room in a house that my friend owns. He recently said to me that he is uncomfortable with me having people in the house who he doesn't know and that I can't have guests stay over who he doesn't know personally (we share a number of mutual friends but I have a lot of friends he doesn't know). I understand it is his property but for me not being able to have any guests whatsoever seems unreasonable. This is my first time living as a lodger so I am unsure of what to do.
On one hand I can see where he is coming from and how he feels about strangers in the house but on the other hand he's making me feel like a child by telling me what I can and cannot do. Hell, even my parents never worried about who I brought home or had stay over when I lived with them. They always trusted my judgement and that I would never bring assholes into the house, which I never did.
How do I proceed?
>>16569537
If you're a tenant, then stand your ground. If you're a lodger, then you have fewer rights and prepared to be kicked out if you stand your ground
>>16569542
I'm just a lodger. If we can't reach an agreement then I will move out if need be, i'd just rather not because aside from this one issue living here has been great.
Well yeah, that's pretty unreasonable on his part. But lets be real - how often are you having people over, and how many people? I had a roommate once who would throw parties often, and have at least 3-4 people over EVERY DAY for like the whole day. I'm far from anti-social, but I can tell you that it really sucks when you can NEVER come home to a quiet apartment and just relax. Like having 4 extra roommates that don't pay any rent and don't help with the bills. It gets old.
Long story short - if you want to keep living together, you're going...
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Does anyone fap to pics of a girl they're going on a date with if she's really hot? I did, and I feel like I'm gonna feel weird when I see her, or its going to jinx me or something. I couldn't help it though. All the porn on the internet does nothing for me at the moment compared to how rock hard thinking about fucking her makes me.
And I feel pretty shitty.
But every time i go on dates, I always think with the butterflies in my stomach and neglect my dick, resulting in getting friendzoned and no sex like a real beta. This time I have a raging...
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Don't feel shitty, it's okay to fap, it doesn't have to mean anything. As long as it doesn't get in the way of your thoughts or feelings later, but don't let it.
I personally wouldn't though. Maybe just try not to do it again. Embrace the boner's energy and let it fuel you into a non-friendzone relationship.
And I've fapped to stuff that people would think I'm really sick for anyway so you are probably better.
>>16569359
there is no problem with anything that no one knows
>>16569359
Remember how good it felt to fap to her? Think of her good it's going to feel when your ramming her pussy from behind and her ass is slapping against your crotch. Then you can grab her hips and pull her onto you and you cum balls deep in her pussy. Afterwords, you can suck on her tits as you both enjoy the blissful post orgasm afterglow.
Think about all that the entire time of your first date. It'll go splendidly.
I'm thinking of getting a swastika tattoo. What kind of trouble could I face after getting it? What part of my body should I get it in? Will it affect my chances of getting a job?
>>16569258
>Will it affect my chances of getting a job?
Probably not
What part of my body should I get it in?
> Your forehead
>>16569258
You'll face no trouble at all, people won't care. Take it on your neck, that's a neat place for a tattoo. And no it won't particularly affect your employment opportunities, most employers will just take it as a sign of your dedication.
>>16569258
>Will it affect my chances of getting a job?
yes you fucking retard unless you live in india
i hope to god this is b8
