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/adv/ i got a call from a job headhunter who asked me if i was interested to work at google
i might have fucked up some questions but clearly stated that i was really interested in the position and i wasn't just doing a hit and run
so she asked me to forward her my up-to-date CV and actually suggested an addition because i could add some sql/java skills to it even though i felt i couldn't
that was last thursday, should i send her an email with something like?
Dear x,
Could you possibly know if I should be expecting a call or is the...
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>>16568510
Send her an email but the one you've drafted is too deferential. Cut the line about "jumping from job to job" and don't say "once again I really appreciate the opportunity" when you literally said that you appreciated the opportunity in the preceding sentence.
It would be a good idea to send an email following up, but with the mindset of "I really enjoyed talking to you, I'm very interested in the position, do you know when I can expect to hear back?"
>>16568523
thank you friend, your response is clearly better
i mostly fucked up because i'm very eager to work at google (i don't even give a fuck about any experience on paper, it's just i REALLY like google)
do you think i should do it right now or possibly wait until tomorrow?
>>16568531
Don't procrastinate, but have someone review your email as you don't seem very skilled in written communication
My mother likes to play emotional games
> Speech crudely
> Insists with this type of communication
> I try to hold myself but I get angry
> Generates a conflict
> She is a victim / use victimization
> Homely atmosphere becomes heavy
> Cycle that repeats every day
help me, what to do, I can not stand it. I always apologize...
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Op here
and even forgot to mention that she constantly changes his personality and always creates a justification
"Ah, but.. now I'm sleepy !! hell !!
I just woke up !!
I'm hungry
It's hot
Is cold!!"
that sounds a lot like my mother
desu I don't know what to do either, sorry
help me /adv/, pls
Last time at the bar, there was a married woman with a kid (she obviously had issues in her couple to bring her kid of 1 year at the bar).
She was probably one of the hottest woman I've talked to. Literally a MILF straight out of a good porn.
At some point she started to get playfully touchy with me (she was pushing me or hitting my hands for example) and after that she asked me if I liked her while making the cliché cute face. Being an introvert, I got very embarrassed (due to her combined hotness, her being married and the fact that she was practically carrying...
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I fuck a married woman all the time
she is my wife so not sure if it counts
>>16568399
>she is my wife so not sure if it counts
Yeah, I meant a woman married to someone else.
Sorry for the confusion m(_ _)m
albo bumping
If someone is 17 and likes to fondle 5 year old girls, does that make them kinda a loser? Will people pity said person , or just be really angry and want to hurt them ?
your the kinda loser that even a suicide hotline would refuse to help
kill yourself today
>>16568390
Thanks...asshole
There is no strict definition of a winner or a loser. Everybody has a different definition. If someone's definition of winning is to fondle chests then fondling a 5 years old chest definitely is winning. However I don't think we should be talking about who is a loser. I think we should be talking about the fact that it's child abuse. I don't know about losers, but child abusers are often disrespected, insulted, discriminated, ostracized and killed with bullets to the head.
I fucked up college and now I'm going to get thrown out on my ass.
Didn't go to class at all, still ended up at least passing everything, but not to the satisfaction of the people paying for that shit.
Can't get a job, not that type of guy.
Could off myself but I'd like to actually give something a try first.
I'm entertaining all sorts of ideas, but none of them seem very practical.
Never thought I'd be in this situation and I thought that if I were I'd have someone better than 4chan to consult, but I guess I'm too much...
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>Can't get a job, not that type of guy.
Fucking lol.
>>16568341
I ain't joking man, I'd kill myself before I break my back living and dying like everybody else.
Consider yourself lucky that you have the stomach for it while I consider myself lucky I have the pride to avoid it.
>>16568341
Enjoy being better than everyone else and being homeless. Delusion fits in well into that community.
To Vegan or not to Vegan?
>>16568282
lol
>To Vegan or not to Vegan?
kill yourself
I murdered my room mates cat and tossed the body in the river. I feel no regret or remorse for it and my room mate thinks it escaped the apartment or some shit like that. My question to /adv/ is what should I do now? I've never killed anything other than game animals and don't know if my lack of concern for killing a house pet is from my previous hunting experience or just cause i'm sociopathic. Should I see a shrink talk to someone close about or just forget it?
tl;dr killed room mates cat wat do
Kill yourself you sick fuck
Now kill yourself you antisocial weeaboo trash.
jump off a tall bridge or building but make sure it is high enough that you will reach terminal velocity otherwise you'll end up a vegetable.
I use social media, go to college, watch most watched television shows, like a couple mainstream songs, and socialize with other people.
I come here because working graveyard two years fucked me up, and no one else is ever awake at this time. What's your deal?
What do you need advice on faggot?
graveyard shift for ten years in august
no social media, no college, no real friends, etc.
>>16568222
nice dog!
i love dogs :3
suicide hotline experiences?
I've never tried one but I'm considering it.
is it for lolz or you wanna die for real?
I'm pretty sure calling automatically puts a call out to the local police station. They come get you and put you in a ward before you can do it. It's bait.
>>16568132
And honestly, idk why. I'd just let you die. People who don't want to be here shouldn't be here, and it's selfish of us to want to keep you here.
There is no turning back. So before you do it, know this, and this is an actual testimony from a survivor who jumped the Golden Gate bridge. The second your foot leaves that ledge, you realize how much control you actually had over your life. But it'll be too late.
Does anyone here work in the trades?
If so, which one? Is it too late to become an apprentice at 25?
How do you even get a job in the trades? my local union for the trades takes application once a year and they haven't updated their website in 2 years...
also how's the quality of life with your job? i'm a huge video game fan and i just want to work an 8 hour shift, get home and then play games until it's time to sleep
would i be too tired from work to do that?
it is too late. your a failure. might as well hang yourself with electrical cable from a strong tree.
>>16568114
Just work in retail you faggot.
>>16568126
>>16568117
what did i do to deserve these shitposts
6.5 inch length
5.5 inch girth
cut
femanons: is this a good size?
>>16568095
>2015
>dicklets still thinking they have a chance
You don't need to ask femanons. It is statistically above average by a tiny amount in comparison to global data.
>>16568095
Oh how cute - just like a real penis, only smaller.
Hello, /adv/.
Is it worth to continue on a relationship which you're just waiting for a reason to break up or looking for a reason to go on? Should i keep trying? She is dumb as fuck and prone to mistakes a lot. It's getting frustrating.
jump off a really tall building
What kind of mistakes?
What does being dumb has to do with relationships? Or making mistakes? It has nothing to do with feelings. You're supposed to be in a relationship because you mutually enjoy being with each other. Do you?
I'm completely unprepared for my freshman piano jury. I've been supposed to learn this invention all semester and I've been putting it off because I fucking hate it.
Tomorrow at 10 am, in less than 7 hours, I'm supposed to perform it, along with another piece I kind of know, for the keyboard professors. I'm terrified of what's going to happen. How do I approach this? I'm sick of being a music major but I don't know if I can handle the amount of disapproval I'll be getting tomorrow.
Do your best and ask them for advice. It is their job, after all.
>>16567833
Funny story. I just got done with my piano jury today.
Whether or not you want to do something is irrelevant. I've got another jury for trombone tomorrow, and as much as I hate playing the trombone, I practiced everyday. Same thing with the irrelevant crap. I don't want to study, but that doesn't mean I have a good reason not to. If you don't want to be a music major, you've got literally a week to tough out, and then you can switch majors next semester.
>>16567864
My main problem is, how do I say that I'm not ready for the one piece? It's literally just a Bach invention but I'm a very slow learner
I have a problem /adv/.
The thing is, about 2 years ago I discovered /r9k/ for the first time. Initially I thought it was a really dumb board and didn't take anything there seriously, but I still liked to browse the place every now and then.
Fast forward to today and I spend nearly all day on /r9k/. I've come to realize that women are nothing but roastie sluts who are boring as fuck and expect men to do all the talking and have all the interesting hobbies.
not only that but roasties love to cheat on guys. EVERY single one of my friends has been...
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Strange how with all these cheating women around men like you aren't getting laid, huh?
In real life, men are 100 times more boring than women, troll.
Women are the ones who care about art, music, culture, and science, while guys mostly care about sports, vidya and /r9k/.
>>16567874
>Women are the ones who care about art, music, culture, and science
pathetic troll attempt by a roastie 0/10
the only thing women care about is gossiping about other roasties and watching netflix like the lazy fucks that they are
Hey guys.
Pretty new here except for the occasional read, but i have gotten to a point, where I can't talk to anyone about a certain problem.
So the story goes like this:
Been living together with one of my best friends for years.
One day, he meets a girl.
She often visits him, she and I talk a lot when my flatmate is at work, since I'm unemployed and she's in college.
We get to know each other better.
Turns out, we have a lot in common.
We converse about everything, from everyday stuff to the most abstract concepts of philosophy.
They...
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Comment getting too long, ask for further details if you want. I haven't properly slept for like 4 days and my post might be somewhat confusing, because of it. Please, tell me what you think. Any perspective on the matter would be greatly appreciated.
>>16567831
So you're saying, I should just tell her?
I wish it would be that easy, but there's a lot at stake here for me.
I might lose two of my most important friends.
Especially losing her from my life, i think that would set me on a very destructive path...
