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With proper training and practice, to what extent can one control dreams? I'm a lewd guy, and am interested in doing some perverse shit. On the semi-rare occasions I've gone lucid, I've managed to do some stuff but wake up pretty soon after I try anything.
Complete control anon. I am talking about seeing a hot girl, holding her hand leading to a back alley and fucking her.
You can fuck any girl you want in your dream and do whatever you want.
Look into lucid dreaming. There's a ton of information out there about it if you're dedicated.
I should also add that when I go lucid, my sense of touch doubles. Main senses are still in the dream, but just below the surface I can feel myself in my bed and feel my eyes closed.
How can I get a girl to friend zone me?
I don't really have a ton of friends and I'm single right now. I'm going to be hanging out with this girl I met recently and I'm afraid she'll get feelings for me. I'd rather be proactive and not have her get to that point.
What kind of things can I do or say to help make sure that she just sees me as a friend and not as a potential love interest? I just want more people to hang out with and I just don't see her as anything other than friend material.
Do stuff that is modestly obnoxious. Fart, burp, talk about your loser hobbies with great passion. Don't open doors for her or observe any rules of chivalry, but don't be rude.
>>16563397
Talk about potential love interests and past sexual experiences.
Idiots, just say she's a great friend. You're friendzoning her not the other way round. She'll understand.
Death or Prison?
3 Years, not a good rap sheet.
>>16563385
You know a lot of people have a naïve fantasy about going to prison and learning some subject intensely, right? Try to follow through on that and watch your ass, I guess.
I still don't fully know whether or not there is forced labor in prison. Shit's iffy as fuck with private prisons and all. Very little clear info.
3 years or less of being bored or an eternity of nothingness? Hmmm what a hard decision.
Just fucking go, get buff as shit, make some new prison friends and then get out and go about your life. Sounds pretty fucking great to me.
>>16563400
Canada. No forced labour.
I currently make $42,000 a year in the DC area, I used to make 50,000 a year until June 2015 when my company decided to make a paycut because of a business decision which I will not discuss. A few months before that our rent at our apartment went up by $100 dollars, on April 2015 effective June 2015. About six months before then my mom lost her job because they wanted to have two younger people who will work for less. And on June 2015 she ran out of unemployment and has been unsuccessful in seeking new employment, primarily because either in the eyes of employers she's...
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>>16563382
And there is no help or charity that can help us except unsolicited platitudes and useless advice. Section 8 is either full or waitlisted in my area and in most of parts of the US and funding has not been increased nor incomes eligibility. And no politician in the DC/MD/VA area is interested or addressed the crisis or our plight. I not allowed any savings because my mom is unemployed and I pay most of the rent so I live off of 1412 a month. Both my mom and I get into some sort of financial argument once every...
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Sounds like you gotta cut off some fat.
If you're unwilling to do that, you either try and start a business or be willing to do some shady shit.
Sorry anon.
>>16563619
This. You need to do what you have to do to help your family, a la Breaking Bad.
Good luck senpai
why is unnatural colored hair considered a red flag?
i see a lot of people on here saying to avoid girls with unnatural colors in their hair due to mental illness or attention seeking etc etc
can anybody provide a more in-depth answer?
Because guys here are intimidated by girls who are afraid to express themselves like that. Guys irl don't give a shit.
>>16563328
>>16563336
Because unnatural colored hair is a sign of one of two things:
1. Independently wealthy - no need to fit in.
2. A failure who can't get a job and is seeking attention in any way he/she can.
Most people don't meet too many #1s.
>>16563328
Personally I perceive it as a lame attempt to be cool by following a trend.
But if I was young again I'd bang all those stupid girls and never worry about flags. Because none of your younger relationships are going to last, all girls are crazy at that age....
Hey /adv/,
I'm a male in my early 20s.
Most of the last 8 years I have spent in isolation due to a chronic illness (physical not mental.)
I'm finally starting to get out in the world, but I find it extremely hard to communicate and adapt to my new environment.
What do?
Keep trying.
Can you give some examples?
>>16563287
ride it out. Be sure to keep yourself exposed to the outside world and it'll get easier with time.
I have a lot of fear and disgust to rats
I hate even more the largest (rattus rattus), are just a horror.
> What to do to overcome this?
They are disgusting, daring, it actually scared me a lot.
how Europeans can cope so well with rats? I always see Europeans killing giant rats quietly in reports on TV or internet cases of giant rats invading the United Kingdom or any country in Europe.
>>16563284
Become like the Chinese and south asians, they eat rats.
>>16563284
UK guy here. Recently has a bit of a rat problem at my house actually.
Rats are typically described as "disease ridden", disgusting, etc. But let's face it, so is the hobo you had change to, the dog you let lick your face and the co-workers who touch your stuff, or worse, you, because fuckin' normies love their fucking physical contact way too fucking much.
That is why I'm not scared of them.
They're like people except they touch me less, and don't have...
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>>16563284
Just take normal steps to keep your home rat-free. If you want, maybe visit a place or people with pet rats to get used to them (although they are domesticated and aren't the same as wild rats. Like how domestic dogs are not the same as wolves.)
Here's the thing /adv/, I do this thing called masturbating prone. For those who don't know what that is, its basically where instead of masturbating with my dick in my hand, I masturbate by lying down prone position and pushing my dick towards the floor as if to rub it that way. It's been going on since I was about three years old and I didn't do it in order to gain any sexual pleasure, I just did it it because it felt nice to me. I found it out on my own as far as I can remember. Here's the thing, people say that the average rate of masturbation is...
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>>16563210
Also, I've never gotten a handjob. Will I not feel pleasure from a handjob just because I don't masturbate normally?
Do you ejaculate every time?
>>16563256
Yes, I do. Small spurts of semen every time. I usually wear briefs with pants over them and there's usually semen stains on them. Better that than to trying to wipe my carpet flooring.
I got paired up with a new driving instructor and through out the first lesson I had to try really hard not to cry because the guy was such a douche towards me.
Any tips on how not to cry under pressure?
>>16563204
1/10 or bitch nigga.
troll
Hey /adv/
Never posted here before, but said fuck it because trying to google this shit just gives me a bunch of conflicting nonsense that only makes me more confused. I'll go ahead and start off by saying that it's a long read.
So I started hooking up with this girl a while back, probably five months ago, give or take. She started working at a bar that I used to work at but still frequent. After the very first night that I was in there while she was working, she started asking my friends/former coworkers about me, basically telling them that she wanted...
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>>16563159
We didn't hook up or anything for a couple of months, but still kept in touch and hung out pretty regularly, as we both went to the same place to drink. It went on like this until about a week ago, when she told me that our relationship wasn't as casual as she told herself it was, and that she wanted to move on from her ex so that things between her and I could go back to "normal". But she also said that she would need some time to "learn how to let go". This put my mind at ease some...
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honestly OP, what can you do? I think the best thing for you to do right now is nothing. let her come to you if she's serious. I will say that if things work out in the near future but then later on this same shit happens again (goes back to her ex) then I'd leave her.
>>16563345
>honestly OP, what can you do?
Yeah I know. I really do understand that keeping cool is the best thing to do, but just idly waiting fucks with my head so much and I'm constantly wondering if there's something I should be doing. Anything at all.
I appreciate you taking the time though.
My gf posts at least two snapchat pics every day. Every single day. Including the "titty selfies."
I don't wanna talk about it because I don't wanna seem jealous or insecure, but it bother me very fucknig much. A lot.
What's the best way to go about it?
You gotta talk to her and by her talk let her know that you will not tolerate this disrespect from her. Either she knocks it off or she hits the bricks.
open communication is super important for a relationship. gotta talk to her about it if you want to fix it
>>16563125
She's an attention starved harlot.
I think my boyfriend wants to break up with me, but he doesn't know how to go about it. It would be the first time he has broken up with a girl. How do I make this easier for him?
Should I avoid him in public places so he doesn't have to pretend he still likes me?
Should I text him less so he doesn't have to respond?
Or should I not do that, so he can bring up the topic in normal conversation?
Huh? Do you want to break up with him is the first question.
Why don't you just break up with him
don't jump to conclusions. why do you think he wants to break up with you?
I'm unphotogenic to the point where it's ridiculous. I only look decent in 1 out of 1000 pictures. I don't consider myself ugly and I have my reasons for that but I'm still very worried. Will this ruin my chances with women in a world where pictures are everything?
cameras aren't magic, you're ugly. Hell yes being ugly will hurt your chances.
>>16563074
I've met people who are pretty in real life and not photogenic either
My boyfriend looks great in person but shitty af in pictures unless someone is behind the camera and poses him. He has mad high cheekbones and stuff which don't really transfer well to a flat image.
If you aren't meeting people online, it's nbd, but if you are, have someone else take the pic and pose you. You've got to have at least one buddy that would be willing to do that
How do you make a girlfriend feel insecure?
Why would you want to do that?
>>16563055
tell her she has a pathetically small penis that can't pleasure you anymore.
>>16563055
pay attention to other women
duh
Hey /adv/.
I'm a 20yo, 5'4, 6.5/10ish fem and I work as a barista in a crowded city mall. Today while I was making drinks, a guy came up to the counter and started asking me personal questions, particularly questions about my tattoo, which is covered by my clothes and not visible. I was super uncomfortable and my boss told him to leave the cafe.
A few hours went by, and things were normal. But then I was in the back room and my boss told me not to come out front, because the guy had come back and was waiting for me. After like 10 minutes he asked my coworker when we open tomorrow and left. Thankfully I'm not working tomorrow.
My boss wouldn't let me leave alone and walked me to my car. I'm home alone now and I'm anxious about going back to work on Tuesday, and about this escalating to like stalker-level. He had no way of knowing about my tattoo so like idk how long he's been watching me.
What do I do about this?
tl;dr
>some creepy guy at work asking about my tattoo that isn't visible
>got asked to leave but came back to wait for me
>I don't want a stalker, how fix
I'm pretty sure if it was Ryan Gosling or some shit he wouldn't be creepy.
He must've seen it once or twice before and was asking a legitimate question to you. Maybe he was too shy. Just shake it off you fucking pussy bitch.
tl;dr kill yourself.
>>16563024
call him a bitch ayyy
just keep close to friends who can protect you and look out for you during/after your shift
not hard OP
call the cops if he escalates
>>16563049
It's still legitimately creepy if he saw it some other time and then came back specifically to ask me about it. It's not like he was just making polite conversation while waiting for his latte. He didn't buy anything. He came over specifically to start questioning me about weirdly personal things while I was working, and he was asking other things, like where my mom lives and shit like that. That would be weird coming from anything. He wasn't hideous or anything, just weird and making me uncomfortable.
And then he came back after being asked to leave, so like it's not like he was behaving normally.
