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Hey /adv/ I need to write a satirical speech for my english class. I am pretty good at writing and presenting, i just need a topic to start me off. Ideas?(also I can get away with more contraversial subjects which would normally be frowned upon due to the nature of this assignment)
Donald Trump inaugural speech.
Gun lobby
>>16559931
Present a speech on mandatory speeches.
is it possible
I dk what sexual id Im
I just want men to suck my breasts
I dont want sex kids or marriage
>>16559928
Go to Japan and become a cow girl.
>>16559928
>Tell male friend you've got a fetish about having your tits sucked on
>You don't want a relationship or other sex stuff, just that, wondering if he'd mind helping you in exchange for getting to see/suck on your tits NSA
Pretty sure you could get this without too much trouble.
>>16559985
on a regular basis? what if he thinks Im a slut
tips on convincing people that there's nothing wrong with being a slut?
Invent a bunch of Jewish justifications for pathological social behavior and turn it into an academic discipline. The key is to undermine your own happiness and a normative, healthy society.
>>16559915
is freud a good place to start?
>>16559905
Depends on the kind of slut.
Hey. Little bit of an issue. I'm smoking weed for the first time, or atleast trying. I have 1g of weed and I tried rolling them in swishers and they kept breaking apart and falling out. I'm out of swishers now and just have 1g of weed in front of me. How can I smoke this? I've seen people use household items before like water bottles to make bongs. Any ideas?
Maybe go to a Rite Aid or something and get a tobacco pipe, for only a few dollars.
>>16559818
You could do something other than setting leaves on fire and sucking in the fumes so you can be smelly and unpleasant for however long it takes for it to get out of your system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WbDN0Csd1E
>19 years old
>broke up with gf of 5 years
>the reason? I feel like ive lost so many experiences - i literally have only been with 1 person for nearly all my my teenage life
>she left crying, her mom messaging me that she'll break my balls if i cause her any more grief
>tfw clearing out the house
>tfw dresser full of her old clothes
>tfw remember each memory...
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If you're happy in your relationship, first or not, it shouldn't matter what perceived "experiences" you feel like you are missing out on. Why would you purposefully make yourself miserable like this when you have a good thing already? It's honestly not worth it at all. I've been in that place, and did the exact same thing OP for the same reasons, and it was fucking stupid of me. I missed out on everything terrible, that was it. Experience is such a dumb reason to leave a relationship and I regret it nearly every day
>>16559567
What where the things you wanted to do but missed out on because of her? When you say you've only been with her for your teenage years, do you regret not being with other girls and trying out stuff or something? I can't really see just 'missing out on stuff' a reason to break up.
Same thing happened to me, left her after 4 years. Difference is that I did it subtly and it took me 3 months to break up with her. Don't you worry though, she'll be hopping on 2 new dicks soon enough. Maybe even on a close friend of yours. Fucking sluts.
Guy here, 5'9, 60kg but i'd say im fairly ripped from being athletic. Is it really that much of a turn off to be skinny?
>>16559546
It can be hot.
Who told you it's not?
>>16559553
I get many people saying im really skinny and I need to eat more, gets annoying especially girls.
>>16559546
Different people have different preferences. Some people will find you attractive, others find different body types attractive and some don't care as much about body types.
What's up /adv/
So I have a weird feel situation. I have a big crush on a girl I've known for a couple months yet I can't seem to get her to like me, all the while a lot of other girls have expressed slot of interest in me at parties and things. I'm wondering why and what I might be doing to make the wrong girls like me?
Whether a girl is attracted to you or not is based on factors that are largely outside your control.
>>16559704
This.
>>16559704
Wrong.
Hoe to be charismatic and charming so that girls will fall for you? I'm 18 and I'd at least like to have a gf before I graduate.
First of all, you stop trying to be somebody else.
Then you start being your self. Don't be a sheep amoung friends. Be your own leader.
Date girls one to two years younger than you. High school idjits always try to date girls their own age, which is doomed to fail.
>>16559532
JUST B URSELF
Yeah, fuck outta here.
>>16559543
Solid advice. Heed this guy, OP.
Hello /adv/,
I am a person who is terrified of travelling via plane, and has pretty severe panic attacks any time I am forced to travel long distances. My sister recently revealed to me that she plans on getting married next year, and she wants to have her wedding in a foreign country where her fiance is from -- this would be a 13 hour plane ride. I expressed that I was opposed to going to a foreign country, and reminded her of how my anxiety gets when I travel. She seemed to kind of laugh and ignore my concerns, saying that I would have to be there regardless since I am her brother. It has really been bothering me -- would it be rude and inconsiderate of me to just flat out say I refuse to go to her wedding in a foreign country? Or should I find some way to deal with my issues and heavily medicate myself for the duration of the time in the foreign country. I feel like it is not my place to dictate where she wants to be married, but at the same time I feel like it is rude of her to expect me to do something that she knows I am not at all comfortable doing.
You deal with your mental issues and go to her wedding. It's gonna be fine.
Best regards,
Goldmember and two silver membersships of frequent flyer programs.
>>16559514
Depends on what is it that scares you.
>Is it the aircraft itself? do moving of the wings scare you?
>Is it the noise of the engines?
>Do you feel claustrophobic?
> Is it the turbulence?
The best place to start is to rationalize your fear.
Learn how the airplane works, learn how it flies.
Better still get a flying lesson with an instructor, explain that you're...
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just take a boat
Just found out this guy I've fucked a couple times is cheating on his girlfriend with me. Besides dropping him, anything I should do?
>>16559512
Fuck him again because your stupid woman brain is programmed to fuck guys already vetted by other women.
>>16559512
Tell his girlfriend.
Better yet, go out with her for lunch, tell the boyfriend to meet you two there. Bring popcorn.
How did you find out?
So basically I've been hanging out with this girl I met at our performing arts class for a little over a month now. Well after chilling with her for a few hours I dropped her off home and later on I texted her and the convo started like this
Me: I am completely infatuated with you
Her: (five hours later) Why?
Me: I can't describe my emotions. I just can't.
Her: Oh
Me: You probably don't even give a shit huh?
Her: No I care I just wanted to know why u liked me that's all
Her: I just don't know what to say
Me: I understand....
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What makes you believe you screwed up with the texts? Besides, you didn't command her to do anything, just stated that you were "infatuated" with her.
>>16559488
Can you be any more beta Jesus Christ. That delivery sounded like it came from an autistic neckbeard that saw a female for the first time
I guess I'm overthinking the situation. I haven't really talked to the opposite sex since 2012.
I think Stacy might want my dick.
>reading common sense by thomas paine
>"wow anon, what are reading?"
>oh it's common sense. it's about government.
>"ooh you're so smart"
>always fucking smiles at me
>yesterday browsing /pol/ on my phone
>have a nice kek
>she hears me turns around and...
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>>16559476
Ask if you can come over, after schoool (after school).
Then tell her that you can hang by the pool (hang by the pool).
>>16559487
kek Stacy's mom.
She obviously likes you because she saw a Wes Anderson movie trailer once and thinks you're quirky.
Act tolerably awkward and ask her some simple questions. Like, when she asked you what you're reading, you might have answered, paused, then asked her what books she likes.
Keep it simple, see where it leads. Don't overthink it. Autists always overthink it.
>paid for a Chanel bag on my credit card cause I wanted the reward points, and the mother would pay me back in cash
>she changes her fucking mind
>can't refund bag until day after my statement due date, can't afford to pay it off in full
>can pay minimum but I'll get screwed by interest charged on this multi-thousand dollar purchase
What do?
Tell your mom the situation and make her give you the fucking money.
>>16559389
She can, but the refund will be to my credit card. So she'd either have to wait a few months to get that cash back, or withdraw it now at huge cost (24.99% deduction)
>>16559377
Lesson learned.
Don't trust the bitch, don't do this again, don't waste thousands on a damned bag.
I'm 18, live in southwest Washington, am still in high school and will be moving out of my parent's house. I'm moving out because my mom and stepdad have made it next to impossible to be happy while I'm home. I'll explain that in greater detail if necessary.
I'm intending to move in with a friend during the remainder of the school year and then move in with my grandmother who lives close to the college I've been accepted to before the semester starts. I've carefully evaluated where I'm moving and so that's not a cause of concern.
I'm...
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>>16559374
>Can
Go back to mu you hipster faggot
>>16559374
>I don't know what is legally mine within my parent's house
If you bought it it's yours.
It's kind of fucked up you have to ask, are you hoping to steal from your parents to save yourself money?
>>16559465
not OP but what the fuck man
I'm in my mid/late twenties, female, and really troubled when it comes to sexual stuff
I feel lusty quite often, sometimes I masturbate several times per day
But as for actual sex, only once did I feel just way too overwhelmed with lust, and tried some things with a random dude (he masturbated me, I sucked his penis, and maybe we did anal but to be honest I'm not sure because I didn't really feel a thing), and well, it was a bad experience and I really regret it (I never met that guy again, that happened some months ago)
I'm a very autistic individual...
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>>16559349
Try it with someone you get to know first and develop some feelings for. It will be a whole different experience.
Definitely get yourself a rabbit type vibe.
I hope you got tested
>>16559366
I did actually
