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Help her pay for laser hair removal if it bothers you so much

>>16569925
Put you dick in her mouth, vagina, and ass. You'll forget right quick about her facial hair

>>16569925
>what should I do
Realize that most women have hairs in really weird places. You're just now noticing because she said something about it.

>>16569755
first off, as little teeth as physically possible
second, don't do straight for it. Tease him for a bit. If you wanna make him cum really hard edge him for a bit. That stuff you see in porn where they like lick all over it and stuff? Yeah, that doesn't really do much. At least for me and most guys I've talked to. Also play with his balls. Just know they are very very sensitive, DO NOT SQUEEZE, not even a tiny tiny bit, and that's all I can think of right now, hope it helps

>>16569755

Start slow, use your hands, don't ignore his balls, keep your tongue moving, lots of eye contact. Pay attention to his reactions, and give him more of what he seems to like. A quality blowjob isn't about making him cum as quickly as possible, it should be more about teasing and pleasuring.

not op
how the fuck do i tease
im retarded help

Check The Rational Male. It's great blog which brings some light to that kind of topics. Just search something like "sex, wife, marriage", you know.

>>16569633
The greatest contraceptive ever invented by man was wedding cake.

What is the point of marriage if you can't have sex whenever you want?

>>16569490
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I mock at you, amigo.

Hoping you're dead cold before New Year's Eve.

>has an opportunity to get a job teaching
>"I don't wanna!"
>is thinking of killing himself as an alternative

>>16569494
would you honestly want to teach niggers, for SHIT PAY (most importantly), no respect, and with a bunch of females who like to gossip?
public school is fucked. it's a surprise why the teachers aren't all on suicide watch.

Go get a rape kit done and file charges against him before he leaves the country.

I can't really judge you if you decide not to tell anyone, I've never been in your shoes and I know it's going to be difficult as hell to prove anything. But, if he never faces any consequences, he will keep doing this to other women.

I would say you should do everything you can to get justice for this. But it's a tough one

>>16569042

>Go get a rape kit done
>afterwards he took me into the shower

Rape is pretty much impossible to prove. "Rape kits" are a joke, at best, they can prove that you had sex (and in OP's case, probably not even that). They can't prove whether or not it was consensual. That's why this shit is so difficult, that's why there's always so much drama around high-profile rape cases. Unless it's on video, it ALWAYS comes down to he said/she said.

>>16568979
wat

God damn man, just use your words. Ask her out. This shit makes me cringe

The hand touching ratio has to be at least 1:2 before you can tell if a girl likes you or not. Scientifically proven.

I don't believe there's anything you can do to avoid hurting those around you

>>16568959
Not even trying to get them to hate me?
I mean, I'd rather not die knowing I'm universally hated by everyone in my life, but if it's for the right reasons (i.e. to protect their emotions and livelihoods) I'd be willing to try.

Why do you care you'll be dead anyway

y u mad ?

want a hug?

what went wrong. did daddy not love you? did mommy not care enough?

I'm a 20yo grill and have been in relationships with at least 15 people. I'm now in what I consider my second serious relationship, we've been together for two years.

I got into my first serious relationship when I was in highschool, we were together for just over a year and a half and had been best friends for about 2 years prior to us dating, and then best friends again for a couple of years or so after we broke up. We were highschool sweethearts, 'the couple' of our grade.

Every relationship before and after that was different. The one I'm in now is by far the most different and complex. No relationship I've ever been in has been the same, nor have my feelings been the same.

My first real relationship was definitely passionate and life changing, but it doesn't even come close to what my current one is like.

The best I can tell you is that I believe there are a lot of different types of love, you can love many people in all kinds of different ways. There will be people you come across who you will love in a certain way and will see differently to others. Every single relationship is different, because every person and every connection you have with them is different. You're also a different person when one relationship ends and another begins.

I know without a doubt in my mind that my bf is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with. Yeah, my first serious relationship had a huge effect on me, but I was young and naive, he may have been my 'first love', but he wasn't my real love.

When you find someone who you love like that, you just know.

How long have you been together with your current partner? How long were you with your ex? How long ago did you break up? What was that relationship like? What's this one like?

Every relationship is different, like I said. Every person is different. For a lot of people, their first love will be their only real love, others won't stand a chance. It just depends on a lot of different factors.

>>16566392
7 years ago I entered High School thinking I would never be popular or ever get a date. As time progressed my circle of friends grew larger and I became less socially awkward and started to pursue and upper-class(Wo)man on my bus. Throughout the entire length of my freshman year and 2 months into my sophomore year I chased after that woman to no avail. And then she came along.

It started with me bringing my guitar and amp to school for band practice at a friends house. I happened by this girl who seemed to know me, but I had no clue who she was. She was chubby but had the most beautiful eyes I had ever seen. This was a type of woman who stood out in a crowd for me. She had amazing hips, wonderful curves and just the personality I craved. I was on my way to my second period class when out of the blue she approached me for a hug. Guitar amp in one hand and guitar in the other I confusingly hugged her back, my mind in some sort of stupor since it was never often I had been hugged by another gender. As I retracted my arms back towards myself, my guitar amp slightly bumped her butt and she playfully accused me of touching her butt. After this encounter I went about my business like any other day, not seeing her again for a while.

About a couple days or maybe even a week passed by and it was November 2nd. It started out like any other Monday, I get up go to school skip first block to go smoke with some friends and go in late. I start heading to class, blending in with students that take buses from the south high school that way I don't get in trouble for being late. As I'm walking to class I bump into her once more, this time she is alone walking to class so I offer to walk with her. We make small talk and all I can remember is just taking in that beautiful face kinda like in the movies where the voices fade and you just sorta become infatuated.

>>16567224
Cont.

We had stopped just outside her classroom, with only a minute remaining before I had to be across the school at my class. We kinda just sat there and looked at each other in kind of a shy manner I had asked her if she had a boyfriend. In my mind, I had assumed she did since I thought she was so beautiful. It was like time froze when I asked, and my heart had already started digging its own grave when she unexpectedly said no and in my haze in a most certainly beta manner asked "Would you like one?" she giggled and replied "I don't know" in an intoxicating manner then scampered into her class. So I drudged back to my class and couldn't stop thinking about her and since our classes were in different wings we would have different lunches and I figured I would never find out and went back to my usual brooding self.

Then came time for lunch. I sat with my friends, making a mess of everything like we usually do until the end of lunch and then return to class. As I'm leaving the cafeteria I feel this tap on my back and it's this girl again and shes holding a note for me. I look down at the note and she's smiling ear to ear and tells me not to read it until I get to class. I comply and smile back at her, gazing into those luminescent eyes and she pecks me on the cheek and trots into the lunch room.

I sit down in class, note in hand hesitant to open and read it. Up until now in my life I've been nothing but a mockery to women I find attractive so there was no reason to get my hopes up with this note. Expecting something harsh I could feel my insides melt as the strength of 10 million butterflies were let free. I finally had a girlfriend.

J,
dump the crazy bitch and fall in love with me already.

Friends and family,
I never have been able to form a healthy relationship with anyone. I have lived an extremely pathetic and lonely life. Everyone that I loved abandoned me, treated me as if I don't exist. I've done everything I can to try to gain some form of happiness, but nothing seems to change. Im too much of a coward to kill myself, but that will eventually come to fruition. I hate myself more than you could possibly imagine.

>>16560709
Who put that self-hatred there? Seems like your " friends and family" did a good job. Maybe consider going for the dark side.

Old bread: >>16549838

I just accidentally vandalized your Google doc and tried to fix it.

Hope everything is fine.
BTW, the sleep thingy is dead, so I added it's backup wordpress that a ledditor did. If you hate reddt you can remove it, but I thought the link would be helpful.

You're 18. Look for an escort! Idk if backpage is legit or not, but i have seriously thought about this at one time or another, me being in your position (minus wanting to do the bdsm thing)

>>16558781
Backpage is legit but most cc companies and banks don't make payments to them any more.

>>16558781
ehhhh, don't really have the money for it. Good idea though

Cannibalize one of your old papers that wasn't logged in a plagiarism database.

Caffeine! I basically haven't slept for two days because I procrastinated doing two final exam projects until last second. I finished the first one at 7am (it's 9:13pm right now for me) and my second one is almost done. I have faith in you. Ask someone if they can help you compile your research if you have't done so already.

>>16570458
ok caffeine and cocaine, I'll be a little more honest.

Too many people working on essays and cramming for final exams to help??

>>16570362
I remember you posting before.

Surprised you've stayed with your bf since his mother is so nasty to you.

Email [email protected]

We can deal with this problem quite literally, it can stay a secret and nobody has to know. The journey starts here, it is you who decides if you want to embark

>>16570357

when did you ask them to celebrate wtih you? through what method and how much time before the day itself did they have?

>>16570372
I asked through the group chat on Facebook, they all saw what I said but ignored it. I'm planning for next week but I asked ahead in advance

>>16570379

wait, so ur party isnt til next week?