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How do I stop being bored and apathetic towards EVERYTHING.
I'm just sitting here in my room and there's nothing to do. As soon as I get the urge to play a game, listen to some music, talk to somebody, watch a movie, etc. I get bored of it and no longer want to do it.
>>16577455
Stop thinking about yourself and think what you can do to help others.
my life.
shy and socially awkward as a child and teenager.
great familiy life but no goals in life whatsoever. Not lazy nor stupid just no drive to make anything.
Got into a lot of MMORPG, Video Games, anime , etc etc etc and basically was in autopilot IRL.
Downspiral into social rejection ( lost gf, friends, jobs,etc etc, luckily no drugs tho)
Got to the point that not even games music internet, girls or anything that moved...
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wont do me any good right?
Long story short
Started feeding the dogs and whatnot.
dogs dont lie so feeling the happiness and joy of just having food and shelter made me happy
Met a lot of people in the shelter, lot of girls and got a gf out of it (Btw people that care about animals are the best, any girl that likes animals is most likely a lovely person and any man thal likes animals is a big turnon for most women as i found out :) )
After a while I went out more, made some friends and started to think to become a vet (I was 20 at the time).
But i wanted to...
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the dog
Hey, /adv/. I'm one of those almost emotionless guys. I feel emotions, a lot of them, i just don't express them. I believe i may be a bit autistic of the legit kind, but i also doubt it since i'm highly functional and sociable. However, i don't react to jokes. At least, some of them. At the gym today, the folks threw my pair of shoes (i go to the gym in social shoes because it's more convenient, so i don't get late since i don't go home from the office) at the roof out of a joke. I found it funny, they found it funny. It wasn't bullying...
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>get bullied
>develop a super elaborate delusion for why it's not bullying
you need help.
>>16577245
Anon, i didn't find it offensive. I found it funny. By your logic, i also bully people, people bully each other. We're all grown man and we like to mess with each other. The only problem i find is how i don't react to it. I don't get sad, angry or bothered by it. It's fun, i just fail to express it in an appropriate manner.
>>16577250
you just tell yourself you don´t get bothered by things
been there done that
man up or see a doctor
Is the military the only way to become an alpha?
Office jobs are shit and you have to listen to women. In my eyes, the only job in which a man can be a man these days is the military.
>>16577147
there are so many things wrong with this statement you have no idea.
For one, the military doesn't make everyone alpha. Its a good way to nurture it if you already have these charactaristics but lots of people spend 4 years in getting fucked with the whole time.
2. Tons of 'Alphas' dont join the military because it is not their interest.
3. Listening to a woman does not make you not-alpha. If a bitch is telling you how to make a sandwich and your not listening because she is a chick, your...
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>>16577161
But you're almost certainly just some beta faggot because that's what most people on 4chan are. So of course you're going to tell me that I should listen to women. In reality, any man will tell you that listening to a woman is fucking debilitating.
Men are meant to be the leaders, and if you're not a leader, then you've failed as a man really. That's why I think I need to join the military so I can learn those skills.
In the military you're always someone else's lapdog.
My idea of alpha would be getting your life together and buying the penthouse suite.
I've noticed some mires from a co-worker
She sometimes seems keen
She'll also act disinterested towards me especially if I've ignored her
Should i still go for that?
If you think there's mutual attraction, go for it man.
>>16577079
Well, we work together
And she seems to be annoyed at me sometimes
>>16577323
natural flirt don't bother
been on hormones for forever but basically don't pass so well and also never try to be girly or anything. feel kind of shy about gender and stuff so i mostly stay away from people.
i do yoga and try to make it daily practice so maybe that will help, but how can i learn hair, makeup, clothes etc? when i wear girly clothes i look weird. like i pass better in unisex clothes? why is this. am i fucked. what is wrong w me.
and how do i find a good guy? feel ugly but i'm so horny lately and i don't want to do random meaningless sex that makes me feel sad...
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>>16576903
YouTube tutorials.
>>16576940
link
>>16576903
Exercise, hygiene, and don't dress too horribly- same as a guy except you're on easy mode.
I don't love my boyfriend anymore /adv/. I don't know what to do or how this happened. I thought I would love him forever and now I just feel nothing remotely romantic for him. He is just like a friend...
I already talked to him but he didn't have much to say apart from "if you keep thinking about it, it makes it worse"
We have taken some time away and that didn't help either. I am going away for Christmas, so that should give me some time. We were meant to be getting married next year and now I just want to run far away as possible....
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pay someone to kill him then you can get sympathy dick
u got bored
it happens
move on
>>16576831
Just hop on chads dick like your dumb woman brain is trying to tell you
How do I fuck my coworker?
We don't work together often but sometimes she's flirty I guess. She's really touchy-feely sometimes (I'm a muscular big guy).
Sometimes she mentions other guys she hangs with. Sometimes she mentions my "huge" hands.
I forgot how to flirt and whatnot. Can't tell when a girl is just being an attention whore. I haven't had sex in six months help me.
If your place doesn't have a lot of turnover I'd actually recommend to stay back. Fucking a coworker is really risky 'cause if s/he ends up being crazy you'll have to put up with it as long as both of you are at the job.
That said, if you're still desperate enough or she's worth it that much to you then invite her out just the two of you. As in go on a date. Get alone with her. Go from there.
If she declines, she may just enjoy talking to you (that said, how is enjoying talking to you being an "attention whore," dude, don't...
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>>16576654
>how is enjoying talking to you being an "attention whore,"
She always talks about herself rarely asks me anything. Low turnover, professional environment but she's gone soon.
>>16576685
Still hard to say whether she's self interested or socially awkward. There are some people at my workplace that only talk about themselves because they're just not good at continuing a conversation.
Ok, i need to get this whole story off my chest.
A few months back, me, my "best" friend lets call him "Ben", the girl i liked or "Jill" and my best friend's girlfriend or "Amy" and a few others were hanging out. The group that we where in was sorta recovering from an earlier incident from about a week or 2 before that. Ben starts acting a bit flirty with Jill, i thought nothing of it but it seemed like Amy took it to heart. because Amy and Jill live near where i live, we started walking together just us 3 and there was nothing...
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So a week passes and Ben pisses me off with saying that "at least i have a girlfriend/ i'm not a virgin" so i, probably the worst decision of my life, decide that i would go on full text rage to Amy saying how much i hate Ben and "why are trusting him? He used you" and a lot of really bad shit so the back stabbing bitch Amy screenshots the texts and send them straight Ben's way, so after this i am almost completely disclosed from the group (friends still talked to me but not in the group) for a month or two, even after talking to Ben he completely...
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Well first off you ranted over text which is number 1 stupidity those aren't private do that in person so you are like 99% sure you won't have many if any repercussions and he was being the usual teenage fuck boy who peaks at high school so you just ignore him and chill with the group even if he is there just basically say that who cares if he is there he'll eventually get the idea and flip out on you or the reverse situation with the texts will happen to him and the group will not like him
>so i suggest a weeks break from each other
the fuck is your problem? That's wildly inappropriate.
>"at least i have a girlfriend/ i'm not a virgin"
that'd be a mean thing to say if you weren't inserting yourself into everyone's relationships. But you were doing that thing, so it's relevant and important that you have no goddamn idea what you're talking about.
I need to know like now but it's so hard thinking of good gifts. Help desu
stepmom - socks
dad - socks
mom - socks
brother - socks
step dad - socks
>>16576239
dad - socks
mom - socks
brother - socks
step dad - socks
stepmom - 12 inch black mandingo rubber strapon
No but for real.
3rd girlfriend I've ever had was about to have sex with me and she saw my penis and burtst out laughing. I stood there like a deer in the headlights in shock and shame. I started crying and she just left. I feel so depressed and I really didn't need this especially with other issues in my life RN. I think I may just kill myself. I'm not good at anything and have an inferior dick. I'm 5-6 inches.
lmfao
that's average, she must be a whore used to savage 10 inch nigger dick. but then again I'm a fellow 5 incher here who's never had a gf...
Maybe there is something else wrong with your dick or how you presented it that made her laugh. Maybe it's very narrow like a pencil?
I'm trying to organize a way to transport my girlfriend and her stuff (a couple bags of clothes, a couple boxes of Books and stuff and her pet bird) from Boston to Vancouver BC.
My ride I was gonna use didn't work out. I only have a learner's license (BC), she has a driver's license (USA) but neither of us have a car. I might be able to get a hold of my family's old van and have someone drive with me there and drive back with my girlfriend and her stuff. Although I can't tell if her class D drivers license means I can drive with her in the...
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I'm pretty desperate to get her out of the place she lives in, it's a terrible living situation and it's going to get worse in a few days.
I suggested commercial transportation but it seems I don't have much of an option there, bringing her pet bird along on a plane, train, or bus would be a hassle she doesn't feel like she can deal with and shipping her additional boxes of belongings is something she can't really trust to a company.
I've been working the past 3 months to make enough money for us to move out, and have savings for us to be fine. I realize this isn't like typical adv threads but I'm pretty desperate for a solution.
I'm messaging people to see if there's anyone my friends or family might know who could do the drive in return for money or something.
>>16575648
If your girlfriend is over 21 and has more than one year driving experience, I believe you can drive in Massachusetts, as long as the requirements for getting a learner's permit in the provinces you will drive through are as strict as in Massachusetts (for example, learner's permit in Massachusetts requires you to be 16. If BC says you can get it at at 15 and you're 15, it won't work in Massachusetts). This reciprocity probably works for who needs to be in the car with someone with a LP.
If...
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What can I buy my sister in law to get her naked? Also, if it helps me get her in bed, extra points!
>>16575245
Cheater detected
Hey girls, benis? Yes or no?
>>16578746
How do I take in less calories without feeling like shit. I use my fitness pal and it tells me I can only eat 1500 calories a day to lose 2 pounds a week. Im 5'9" 217 pounds and I feel like death. It gets to the point where I dream about food and can't sleep because I am hungry. I have tried eating meat and vegetables but I'm still hungry. Is this really what it takes to have your abs show? Is there some sort of trick to this calories counting thing?
Forget about calorie counting. The best method I've heard of to lose weight is to eat only recommended portions of carbs, protein and dairy, and eat as much fresh produce as you want. That way, you're filling up mostly on fruit and veges, which generally contain the least calories anyway. For example, if you're eating meat and vegetables, add a small portion of carbs because your body needs those too, and some more veges or a piece of fruit at the end if you're still hungry.
eat foods that have a lot of fiber, they're generally low in calories but filling, apples are a perfect example of this. Beans and chickpeas are excellent for that as well, its why they're so popular in third world cuisines.
>>16578775
Increase calories and exercise more. I was eating more than that when I lost weight and I'm a 5'7" female.
I have no reason to live and I don't know what to do.
you're not alone there :/
>>16578649
what's up friend? what's been going on
About to hit the town by myself tomorrow. Any advice on how to approach girls without looking like a loner creep kidnaping rapist?
Lol it isn't a big deal and no one really cares as long as you are having a good time. Just smile, be chill and make it a priority that your needs are met while you are there.
>>16578375
>how to approach girls without looking like a loner creep kidnaping rapist
Be attractive. That's the only difference between a creep and a chad.
>>16578375
Don't be unattractive.
