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So for next month i'm allowed to eat only onions. Do You have any good recipes with onions? I dont want to get bored with eating them raw all the time
>>16580738
...can you die from this
>>16580743
I dont think you can die from this anon its just onion
How on Earth did this happen, OP?
Are you only allowed to eat onions and nothing else, or can you eat foods that consist primarily of onion too? What about fried onions, or onion soup?
What kind of horrible bet did you lose, anyway?
Why are women more religious than men? I have nothing against religion or people who are religious. But I find it weird that women seem to be more passionate about practising a creed that discriminates against them. I don't know much about Hinduism, Judaism or Sikhism but I know for sure that there are passages in the Bible and the Quaran that state clearly that women are below men.
Most people don't actually read or follow the bible. Religious people pick and choose what they want to accept from it.
not to be edgy but women are dumber than men (only slightly, and on average) and thus are more likely to be susceptible to magical thinking and spirituality scam bullshit that has no basis in the real world, even if it's self-harming.
My girlfriend isn't religious, but she acts the same way about "toxins", naturopathy and eastern medicine shit like any other religious cult. Potato, free-range organic co-op potahto. At least she eats well and is thin.
>>16579866
I know, right?
All those women suicide bombers, I tell you.
I think I have severe performance anxiety when it comes to sex.
I've hooked up with several girls, all of whom I found attractive, and I could never get an erection. I was technically a virgin until the last time I hooked up, where I basically fucked her with a half-chub.
I know that it's a mental issue, and not an alcohol or a health issue. I know that all I have to do is calm the fuck down and do it, but for some reason, there's a mental block when it comes down to it. I get really nervous and I think I psych myself out every time I daydream about having sex with a girl, basically imagining another negative outcome rather than something intimate and fun.
I've never been abused, and I've quit porn recently, though I guess my mind still needs time to rewire itself to physical intimacy rather than what's behind a screen.
I want to fix this really badly, because the current girl I'm with, I actually care a lot about, and I don't want my sexual inexperience to be the reason why I lose yet another girl.
Bump because good God, this is fuckin me up
You lead the pace, take charge, kiss when you need more stiffness, and lots and lots and lots of weed, alcohol and methamphetamine. Good luck son.
Try to start viewing sex as something 'fun', not serious. Communicate a lot too. Also, maybe more foreplay? I had the same issue at first and lots of 'warming up' and teasing really gave me time to switch gears. Going from daily life to fucking is something I can't do without easing into the mood.
Still, it'll take some time but know you aren't alone with this issue.
>>16580193
I kinda agree. Alcohol can be tricky since you can get whiskey dick but a good drink will relax you. Amphetamines and weed are absolutely insane though.
Is it true that just because I live with some people who make ok money but don't make much myself the gooberment assumes I have access to their income and thus get no help buying health insurance and then will get fined if I don't?
TLDR: how the hell am I gonna pay for this shit?
It depends
I do not get the US at all when it relates to health. Move to Europe, hospital care for everyone!
>>16579494
Fuck off communist
What time is it and what are you thinking about?
>>16573622
It's about 18:20. Thinking of getting a sandwich and going to the gym.
>>16573634
622, thinking about hitting up trucknigger on facebook
Am I a terrible person if I take advantage of the fact that I'm a girl to manipulate people?
Oh nelly. I'm a good looking chap, I am. Girl's do enjoy my appearance, and I get matches on tinder for days. However, despite my looks, I fail to draw the appeal. I'm a sex deprived horndog and girls can sense it the minute they talk to me. They think of it as pathetic but I can't help it. I'm at the point where I am medically sexually frustrated. How can I channel my hornyness into something that gets laid?
>thinking looks alone are enough to get your laid
Pretty boys are a diamond dozen
>>16581656
prove your looks pretty boy..
>>16581659
Looks ARE enough to get you laid. Ugly people simply don't have access to hookup culture.
Hey, /adv/ I haven't needed advice in a while, but I'm not in a good place right now.
How do I confront my girlfriend about possible cheating? It's eating me alive and I don't know how to confront her without seeming insecure/ crazy/ dumb
I'll greentext the story
>be me 7 months ago
> meet this awesome girl at a local pizza place she works there
> she hits me up on facebook and I start talking to her
>We talk for a good two months
>We start dating in august
>People start telling me she cheated on me
> confront her and it turns out she slept with some guy a week before we dated.
> I forgave her,but I still have some trust issues.
> it's been 5 months now and I check her facebook regularly.
> I noticed yesterday that she's been talking to a guy she used to fuck.
> decide it could be nothing and brush it off
>today I check her facebook and the conversation with her and the guy are deleted..
I don't fucking know what to do guys.. It could be nothing but based on her past she is probably doing something with him.
How do I bring it up?
How can i prove that my suspicions are true ?
I don't wanna seem insecure so I don't wanna bring up that I check her facebook from time to time.
Guys fuck I thought she was different please help.
I feel like shit.
You don't confront her unless you're sure she's cheating, that opens you looking like an idiot if you're wrong and it leaves her an opportunity to look like the victim.
>>16581629
I want to know how i'd be sure? Because I don't know...
>>16581641
Does she know you have access to her Facebook?
Is believing in real love the sign of a beta male? Or can an alpha be retarted and not see the truth? Or what?
it just means you're a little dumb is all.
>>16581355
beta - label
alpha - label
labels - figments of idealism that aren't true
live your life and be yourself. with this attitude, you're only hurting yourself. of course real love is out there. if you settle who's loss is it? yours. is settling okay? of course not, you know that because you understand real love exists
Love exists, kiddo. Cynicism isn't wisdom. People can fall deeply in love without believing in pseudo-mystical bullshit like "everybody has The One that's meant for them."
I have anxiety
I have anxiety all of the time
Alcohol helps so much especially in social situations but I'm worried about getting addicted so I limit myself but I'm a little drunk right now
I don't have anxiety attacks or anything like that (at least, not since high school, but I'm 20 now) so whatever. I was diagnosed with social anxiety disorder when I was 16 but they never gave me any meds, which was probably for the best
I have a good job and I'm graduating college in a year
But I worry about dying alone and being unhappy and having regrets and wasting the best years of my life away and one day never having any friends
I have fun with my friends and shit but I'm scared that it'll all end when I graduate and people start being boring and having kids and shit
I wouldn't even say I'm "sad", I just worry constantly
Help
OP here
Just gonna type whatever for a bit because it feels good to say these things
It's hard to meet girls
I dated a girl for a year and we never actually banged although we were both 18-19. she got into all this crazy feminist political bullshit that she read on tumblr and then she got all weird in the relationship and turned everything into some kind of power struggle
we were both virgins and we always thought we'd "go all the way" eventually but when she got into all that political stuff, intimacy turned into this really fucked up thing where she thought she was getting oppressed by me by sharing intimate moments with me
Then there was a girl after her that I helped through a really tough breakup just because we were friends, and then we fucked a bunch of times
But I was definitely just her rebound because the moment she was completely over her ex she gave me the talk that we had to stop having sex because she thought I was getting too emotionally attached
I thought she was the one
but she basically has no real friends so I still have to be there for her. I think she's worried that she's just dragging me along (which is kind of true) but without her I'd have hardly any female contact so I delude myself into thinking it's ok
to put it in /r9k/ terms maybe I just keep getting cucked
I don't know
I've got a similar situation to yourself. High anxiety but eases with alcohol. Very difficult to meet women because I keep to myself. The key is not to worry or fear. The key is to always keep confidence and just accept that everything will keep going whether you're moving with it or not.
>>16581352
>she basically has no real friends so I still have to be there for her
No you don't.
Is it really that wrong to keep on loving someone when you're not loved back? To not forget, to not "move on?"
Some people say that you only love once, I mean REAL love, and everything else is just...something else.
Can't I be happy for loving someone, something that doesn't need a real relationship, just knowing that this person is happy, this person is safe? Can't that be enough?
Let me tell you, I have all the reasons to just "move on" and forget about it, find someone else, be happy by myself, I don' really need someone else to live my own life, but the fact is I STILL LOVE THAT PERSON and I don't think it will ever change, and nobody understands this.
Is there anyone who actually went through this for years and is living a normal life without suffering? Is it really the best option to completely remove this person of my life just because we wont be together?
Love and " Real love" is a fiction. You'll get there. It's better to control. Start by stalking because that's normal. Striking up a conversation is weird and creepy.
>>16581285
you don't need to cut contact with them unless you're obsessed. obsession is never healthy, and people overestimate its qualifications. but you sound obsessed and i can't see how that wouldn't be the case. i'm not here to judge you, only to help. i want you to be okay, but you won't be okay unless you find a way to get over that obsession even if it's removing that person from your life.
p.s. i was like you, the reason no one understands is because anyone who was gets several years down the road and realizes they were wrong. you're either going to have to force yourself to trust me here or learn the hard way and suffer and potentially miss out on meeting someone great. somewhere deep down you know this is true but you have too many thoughts. try meditating on this a couple times every day if you can't find to understand me yet
>>16581316
I "was" pretty much obsessed, yeah. The relationship ended and I was treated really bad, but because I didn't want to lose everything, I kept trying to "go back to how everything was" while on their side it was just "I dont care, whatever happened, happened."
This situation turned us pretty much into strangers now, I'm probably hated for being "clingy and creepy" and even though I'm the one who was fucked over I'm still thinking about it and hoping we could still be friends in the future.
I now know that we can't even be friends the way it was before, when the relationship ended all the interest on me also ended, so as "friends" it was pretty much some boring chit-chat, which made me feel depressed, but I still want to somehow be connected, to be able to say happy birthday, congratulate on something good that happened, wish a merry christmas and happy new year, etc.
I think I can be strong enough to not expect the same friendship I had before but at the same time I don't know if I will be considered a sick person for trying to have a conversation now, I dont know.
I'm starving myself to death. what should I do with my life before it eventually just ends?
>inb4 'don't starve yrslf anon ur better than that!'
I deserve this. I just want to enjoy the rest of the time I have.
Take 30 hits of LSD
Good luck.
>I just want to enjoy the rest of the time I have.
>I'm starving myself to death.
I'm getting mixed messages here OP. That's one of the less pleasant ways to go by a long shot.
Can someone please explain what happened here? Why am I a micro aggressor?
Was it my lame buns, Was it cause I generalized the liberal party as the liberals?
>>16581218
You fucked up by discussing politics with a female in general. Women relate to politics from what they see on social media and by what their celeb idols represent. Whenever my gf brings up her liberal shit "ideas" I just nod and furiously try to change the subject
>>16581218
You were even slightly pro Trump. I'd probably just tell you to fuck off after that.
>>16581224
>You fucked up by discussing politics with a female in general
Damn. Like damn. Maybe that's why I suck.
vent.
>>16581203
you're a child who is X years old. a child who is X years old should do this, so i'm going to force or guilt trip him to do this. 24 years later tell them i have a personality and how fucking terrible it has been with them disregarding it before making decisions and influencing every big decision. if you go through this, tell your parents to fuck off (even if its just in your head) and be true to yourself
meth!
>>16581215
Yeah, parents should never make decisions for their kids. Kids should do exactly what they want all the time.
As long as they pay the bills, you get as much or little say as they let you have. If it's sooo rough move out.
I used a oz of ABV and a cup of coconut oil to make some cannabutter. I never had cannabutter before but I don't like the smell (already sieved it 3 times). I want to get bombass high as fuck HIGH AS FUCK. How do I maximize the cannabutter I got, I ain't sure I can stomach eating it straight.
I am not going to be able to buy weed where I live until after new years, pretty desolate place, and COLD. There are more megafauna here than people, not even joking, most of the people here are resreachers. I AM MOVING SOON, but I needs to get high tonight.
I also got less than half a tub of vanilla asscream, would mixing the coconut cannabutter with than in a blender be good?
>>16581197
its much easier to stomach anything when you mix it with something else. i'm lactose intolerant to a degree though so oil and cream wouldn't be the best. got any bread and spices? if you can eat half a tub of ice cream and not feel bloated or anything then you could use it to help stomach what you got
>>16581242
I got pepto bismol for the extreme shits later.
I do have ALOT of bread, but I figured using that would impede the high, like the say eat your weedibles on an empty stomach.
>>16581255
i guess its a balancing act of what your gut tells you that you can stomach, and shooting for the least amount of additive to the butter. listen to your gut literally and figuratively with this one
I've got a REALLY low BMI, and reading about it is starting to scare me. I had a fucking growth spurt recently, and that's dropped my BMI from 16.2 to 15.8.
Is it possible for somebody to have an anorexic BMI and not have all the awful shit that supposedly goes with it? If what I've read is true, my fucking nerves and kidneys and heart should be taking damage.
I don't feel like anything's wrong, but I've always been way fucking skinny, so I don't really have anything to compare it to. It's just that this shit makes me paranoid as all hell, especially when I'm stoned.
I've heard that BMI isn't a good indicator of actual healthy weight, but I don't know if that applies to the low end as well as the high end like it does with really muscular, heavy people.
Halp.
Pic is me for reference. I don't even think I look too skinny, but again, I'm paranoid that my sense of that might be skewed.
have something similar. Will lurk
Initials?
There's nothing wrong with you.
