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So does this mean I'm dying like he fuck why is my poo this green ?
>>16603113
Had some badly baked space cake recently?
Something you ate. Probably something healthy.
>>16603123
I fucking wish would make me feel a bit better ha ha it's soooo fucking green
My family is poor. Were moving into an apartment kind of thing with full ownership of the backyard of the house, thanks to the charity of a family friend.
While I learn programming and skills for job, family stays there, parents will be dependent on me.
My godfather and godmother want to get me a dog, I'm 19, been pretty depressed, going through a lot and had a nervous break down. I think a dog would be nice, force me to be responsible for a life in a way. Not sure if I should get a pup or anything, going to have to read up on all this stuff. Also used to...
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Get a dog that's easy to train and that can endure a bit of cold. After that it's all about how you treat the fella.
You might have second thoughts, but having a pet to take care of and it to take care of you (in a way) is a great thing. Plus it opens up a ton of options for socializing and meeting new people.
My advice would be to go for it.
Anons pls I dont know how to into an dog.
Not liking what I'm hearing, frankly. Dogs are not cats -- they're a lot of work. It's not just enough to keep them alive, you have to exercise them, and not just physically. If you're a responsible dog owner you need to provide them with plenty of mental stimulation too. A lot of people don't realize that. You have to play with them and challenge them and if your breed isn't particularly playful (some aren't) you have to come up with other clever ways as well.
Also, frankly, I don't believe it's appropriate to keep a dog outside...
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Best friend just had a skiing accident last week. Had to be suited in a full body cast.
What are some funny things we can write on her cast?
cripple
Rape proof suit. Protection for the modern day feminist.
>>16602546
That sounds really terrifying, I never really figured this happened to people, you usually just see it in cartoons.
i'm a 23 years old female, turning 24 in january, and i feel like i should probably decide this soon.
i don't know if i want kids in the future. are they worth it?
and is there anyone who regrets having kids? we're on 4chan here, so it's ok to admit if you do... please, i just want the truth.
all i ever hear are people saying how amazing having kids are, but i kind of feel like it's some sort of trick with how hostile these people get if they find out someone decided not to have kids. they pressure others, and push their beliefs, and...
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Happy birthday!
You are still young, you don't have to make rush decisions about this. The most important thing about kids is that they learn what they see as a whole and they can't be lied to. They will learn to lie and be two-faced if you do. So, if you are decent with them, they see a good example and you raise them well, they will make you happier than any person alive. If you are someone who can't be respeced and not honest, they will be trouble.
>>16602267
i guess i'm asking because my boyfriend has been hinting at "the long term" with me... i know he wants to get married some day, but i also know that we're better off without kids. i'd like to think we're both very honest and decent people. my boyfriend in particular, has a huge heart and he is very smart... however, i know he stresses out easily.
so in other words, i love my boyfriend so much; i think i can probably live the rest of my life with him. but i don't think having...
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>>16602297
If you think you can live the rest of your life with him, why do you think your marriage will be miserable and that you are incompatible?
For example, why the fuck would a laywer quit his law job to become a teacher? He is wasting all of his time and effort at law school. Also, being a teacher is shit with low pay, low social status, etc. These people are probably romanticising their jobs too much. Teaching has its own shitty aspects where you have to deal with kids who don't give a fuck about education and mark exams at home. The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence.
>>16599347
I was going into a Chemical Engineering degree. Realized I absolutely hated the class, hated the teacher, and the ideas of the degree itself. Currently going into a social work, and while it makes far less pay, I have the satisfaction of doing what I love.
Seriously. I need to love my job and degree, and would take a hit on money. Not like I need a lot anyway.
>>16599355
I've heard you can earn six figures with a Chemical Engineering degree. Is that true? Don't you think it is a waste to do social work? I mean, most people hate their jobs over time. How can you know this will not happen to you?
>>16599347
because they love their new jobs?
Yesterday evening I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. Now I'll be quite honest, I had a long day at work and wasn't all that into it, but I was still trying to take care of him and try not to let that sort of thing get into the way.
A few minutes into it he tells me "That's really Fucking sloppy", and I wasn't sure if that was supposed to be a compliment or a criticism, so I tried to concentrate and refocus. But then a minute later he tells me"this isn't working for me", and he pulled himself out of my mouth very audibly....
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>>16596529
You sound really sweet for trying
I know personally half the fun of sexual interaction is having the other person really desiring you
so having something half assed isn't really that satisfying, on the other hand your boyfriend defiantly handled that inappropriately without care for how you felt
He sounds like an asshole, I'd dump him.
There is no reason to waste time on people like him
That's a quality neg. I'll have to remember that one.
Where am I supposed to look when I'm standing in a public place, like a bus or McDonalds, or walking on a busy street?
At your cellphone at McDs or the bus, and where you're going on a busy street
Look at all the things you think are interesting. And stare at them ;-;
>>16605322
look at a girls ass as she walks by
Adv please help.
There is this guy who is fucking awesome and I can't stop thinking about him. We met this year and became kind of buddies where he would help me with homework sometimes.
He is very social and has many other friends whereas I am shy and don't really have friends, I keep to myself. So I never thought he would be interested in me because socially he is out of my league (looks wise I think we are the same... I am like 7/10?)
Anyway, I was scared to fall in love with him so I started being distant and I noticed that he would come by...
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>>16605173
Ask facebook
>>16605178
What do you mean?
>>16605188
I mean you're clueless and don't belong here and most likely underage
Girlfriend is beautiful. Wears makeup including lipstick. Wears fashionable clothes. Doesn't paint fingernails. Toenails always have remnants of some week old nail polish.
What do.
>>16605121
Tie her up and forcibly paint her nails until the dumb bitch understands that she's your personal fashion accessory.
Or just grow up, be grateful she at least dresses nice, and accept that even someone you love is going to grate on your pet peeves every once in a while.
>>16605126
this. shut your mouth and grow up.
or you can bring it up and watch her stare incredulously at you.
>>16605121
>what do
Tell her on a day where she decides to do her nails that they look pretty and she's beautiful.
A little compliment goes a long way, but I'm kind of a faggot in that i think most girls look prettier without makeup, so what the fuck do i know?
I'm considering just dropping her because it's hard to think somones this busy your thoughts?
Here's the dealeo. So I'm talking to a girl and have found it the right time to ask her out over coffee. I've asked 2 or 3 times and she has told me she was busy (first with her b day and second with a dentist appointment) now I don't believe in bullshit cause I don't have enough time to waste living. So I was forward and told her that if she didn't want to she doesn't have to make excuses and save my and her time by saying no. She, on...
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>>16605112
How dare people be busy on their birthday or around the holidays? I bet that selfish bitch made plans for Christmas too, when she could have been hanging out with you if she really wanted to.
just tell her to tell you when shes free. calm down, live your own life.
She probably doesn't want to deal with your faggorty. She doesn't like you.
So I'm having trouble at christmas, basically everyone is being really cruel to me because I'm "weird". I'm down on my luck in life and trying to turn it around at 24 and the last time I was around this family I was acting weird because I was on drugs. Basically it's a really fucked up situation and they aren't letting me make it. I just wanna know what I should do, they obviously don't want to be any family of mine so fuck it, why should I even show up tomorrow? The only thing is that it could make the situation worse, what do you guys think?
That'll just make it worse. Show up and ACT NORMAL.
>>16604988
You really need to post more details. It's normal for them to treat you like you are weird if you were high as fuck the last time you were around them.
>Basically it's a really fucked up situation and they aren't letting me make it.
Wut.
Anyway, it might be best to be alone until you get your shit together.
>>16604992
I can't just act normal when everyone is basically shit talking me to my face
I'm your typical shy girl. I'm demure and I dress modestly, my friendship circles consists of sheltered christian girls. I'm secretly very lewd and I've been since I was young. I have very sickening thoughts. I love the thought of fucking. I love the thought of being slutty/whoreish. I have prostitution fantasies. I'm considered taking up some sugar daddies.
What do I do /adv/?
Use that shy-girl-thing to your favor. I mean, have u never heard that men love girls like that?
figure out if your thoughts are truly your own or if they're intrusive. if this is what you really want, embrace it if possible. there's no such thing as being "slutty" or "whorish". you shouldnt feel guilty for being sexually available. just make sure you practice safe sex.
>>16604969
I think they call it "safer sex" now to not be misleading.
Hello /adv/ I'm a 22 y/o female with a great family, great friends and great boyfriend but for a time now I've been thinking in suicide a lot. Two months ago, I tried to kill myself but my dad stoped it and took me to a psychologist but nothing gets better.
I started to eat better, sleep more, excersise and not being alone so often but, still, nothing gets better. Also I've been feeling kind of paranoic, like if someone followed we all the time.
I really don't want to take medication because of side effects. If someone takes medication, can tell me...
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>>16604932
>a great family, great friends and great boyfriend
>tried to kill myself
Yea, no.
>>16604932
>I really don't want to take medication because of side effects.
If you don't like the side effects, you go right back to normal a couple weeks after you stop.
I love my various mental health medications. They work great for me. Worst side effects are thirstiness and appetite suppressing.
Try it. You can always go back. I experimented with lots of different ones before I got a combination/dosage that worked for me. Don't give up.
Here's what always...
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>>16604982
>I love my various mental health medications. They work great for me. Worst side effects are thirstiness and appetite suppressing.
I genuinely think 90% of you are full of shit. I have this friend that used to be a Buddhist. Then he got bored of it, and now he is on Lithium. Tells me how it's the best shit ever and how he looks forward to going to his psychiatrist to see what kind of new shit they are going to put him on.
Dude is smart as fuck, but doesn't want...
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Today, My dad hit me. During a baptism.
>age 22, have 7 drinks. 10 drinks give me a buzz to be fair. Early in the baptism, I suggest that I might want a ride home early (to finish work I have).
>hour 7, seven drinks in, my parents tell me theyll give me a ride.
>I wait for 30 min in the car, go seek them out, and they tell me that one of them will be right out.
>1 hour passes, I call my mom, no answer.
>I go inside the...
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Move out then
>>16604861
You're a shitty bratty son who deserved this
OP you cannot change them. You gotta get out and you gotta get help. These are the violent genes you've been handed and you're gonna have to fight against it.
>>16604922
I disagree
I want to start working out again but I lose weight really easily.
Normally this would be okay, but I am somewhat short, so a tinier me usually means that I lose weight off my assets and end up looking like a 12-14 year old.
For reference, I am currently 20, 5'3" and 108 lbs, 33-22-33. When I used to workout, I was at 31-21-32 and about 10lbs less, but I looked a lot less filled out. It was nice to be super toned though!
Should I start working out again at the risk of looking less feminine or nahh?
girls who workout almost by default look better.
please do. your future depends on it.
how about you not do things just because they would appeal to men
to answer your question you could have googled because this has been aksed 8,000 times, men are not an individual hivemind
they have different tastes
some men will be into your body at the weight you are now, some won't
some people will be into your body when you lose weight, some won't
do what you want for yourself, not for a percentage of men on the internet
>this obvious compliment fishing
I suggest you work on your self esteem, since you seem to need the validation of internet strangers
