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Dear 4chan,
I came to a point in my life were i cant be like this anymore. I have nothing but pain in my heart. I committed so many mistakes in my life i cant fix. I cant live like this anymore. I have no one to talk to i have no friends i cant trust and talk too my life is a mess i tried so hard to fix it an do the right thing but everythign failed. I have to do this is the only way out is the only way i can get rid of all this pain. I dont want to be in this world no more. Is to late to save me. this is the best thing for everyone goodbye 4chan the only close thing to a friend i had
kill yourself
thank god i didnt have internet access when i was 14
Don't kill yourself.
Become a super hero named Suicide Man, when you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to fear.
Ask me questions so I (we) can see if I'm a schizoid or not.
>pic unrelated
Schizoid personality disorder or SPD is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness and apathy. Do you have a lack of interest in social relationships or a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle? Do you see yourself as secretive, cold or apathetic?
You really need some attention, ay?
>>16600089
>Do you have a lack of interest in social relationships or a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle?
I'd say so. I feel lazy about social interaction most of the time. Got a group of peeps since highschool, but I find myself more disconnected from them each time. I hang out mostly because of social compromise (sometimes self-imposed, like I tell myself to not cut relationship with them) or will of getting drunk. Sometimes I enjoy hanging out, but that's for the first two hours or so. After that I use to turn tired and quiet. I'm tryna fix this desu.
Also, in non-party situations I find hard as fuck to engage and keep a conversation and shit. Although there's 3 people or so I can be drinking a beer for 2 or 3 hours and have a real fine time.
>Do you see yourself as secretive, cold or apathetic?
>Secretive
Yes. I never talk about my feelings.
>Cold
Kinda, because of the reasons I said before.
>Apathetic
It depends. I enjoy reading (40-100 pages per day), but I easily fall in procrastination. I also can't take programmed shit like academical learning, although I did fine on highschool.
I just turned 26 the other day and, after having a long hard look at my life to this point, I have to admit that going to college was probably the biggest mistake I've made to date. While I had a lot of fun in college, worked really hard, was involved in tons of extracurricular activities, learned a lot, had all sorts of honors and good grades, but I can't really justify the investment.
> In 2005, I 15 years old, living with my mom, making $350-$450 every two weeks working at McDonalds as a grill person.
> in 2015, I'm 26 years old, have almost 11 years of work experience, have the equivalent of 3 college degrees (from accredited state schools), an honorable military discharge, and I'm still living with my mom making $350 - $450 an hour. The only major difference is that I now have around $60,000 in debt.
When I share this information, a lot of people like to try find the "trump card" as to why I'm in this situation. You know, thinking that there must be some easy explanation as to how something seemingly so unlikely has happened (you just don't know how to apply for jobs, you don't know how to sell yourself, you must have a bad attitude, you must be ignoring jobs that you feel are beneath you like a typical millennial, you got the wrong degree, etc) but it's just not true - and I'm finding that it's also not that uncommon.
Right now I clean toilets at a hotel. None of my supervisors have a college degree. The people I work with at the low level all have at least one degree in everything from math to nuclear engineering.
If I could have done it all over again, I would have dropped out of high school, become an electrician, had enough money to live on my own, and then take college classes for enrichment between work hours.
So what does /adv/ think? Anybody else in the same boat?
>>16600003
why the fuck did you go to college if it wasnt free
are you retarded
>>16600004
Because college isn't free in America you fucking retard.
>>16600007
it is if you deserved to go
Is it wrong that I'm considering writing twisted erotic fetish fanfiction for myself as an outlet for my disturbing desires. I'm talking bdsm, asphyxiation, etc...
I realize how absolutely stupid that sounds, and I pretty much deserve every comment of "Get a life faggot", but I'm dead serious. I've been stuck on this thought for a few weeks now, with so many messed up ideas floating around in my head. I feel like it might be fun.
Don't see what the harm is. I often think about raping my best friend and constantly create in depth fantasies in my head, though never writing this out. I don't think it'll bother anyone as long as they don't know it's you.
>>16599669
Theres a difference between "Playing rough" and being outright abusive, I can tell you that much.
But writing ero-fiction for the sake of getting off on it later on... I dont know what to say to that
I'd say go for it. Those fetishes you mentioned seem mostly harmless, depending on how far you take it. I mean, shit, my ex was into that shit and would let me do whatever I wanted to her. Those women are out there, probably more than you think too.
I really need some useful advices, short story:
>1 year ago, crush on a friend
>little friendzoned, we party together for 2 years
>i wasnt strong enough to tell her the feelings
>changed job, started lifting, diet
>--fast forward 12 months later--
>2 days ago, both drunk as hell
>i told her
>she said she feels the same...
>we make out but only kissing and touching
>made her come 3 times with panties on, magic hands
>she is totally into me
>she is visiting me after xmas
so i am 23 yo virgin which became very fit lately and i got no idea how to have sex that wont spoil that i am a virgin or will look awkward...
fast questions:
When do i put condom on?
Should i touch and finger her till she comes before i go in?
When do i put condom off, right away after i am done? It won't be awkward to leave the room just after?
Should i trim?
As virgin - is it really worth masturbating 2-3h before to last longer? Note that probably i wont be drunk
How many condoms should i bring for whole night?
>>16599591
>When do i put condom on?
After she puts down your pants
>Should i touch and finger her till she comes before i go in?
Yes, but not until she cums. Save that for the big action
>When do i put condom off, right away after i am done? It won't be awkward to leave the room just after?
What, is she a prostitute? Of course you pull it off after you're done, why the fuck would you leave the room tho?
>Should i trim?
Shave
>As virgin - is it really worth masturbating 2-3h before to last longer? Note that probably i wont be drunk
No, don't masturbate. You'll have a limp dick and won't "last longer".
>How many condoms should i bring for whole night?
Just bring a pack or something, about 3?
Practice with condoms before the time comes. Jerk off with the condom on. Practice taking out a condom and putting it on fast and smoothly.
Not OP, but how does positioning work? Sex in a bed doesn't sound very natural
So my girlfriend and I just got denied entry into Canada and we're figuring out what to do.
I'm a permanent resident in canada, and she's an american citizen. We flew in from Boston to Seattle so she could come visit me in Vancouver.
We walked into this fucking office today and basically got told that they don't trust our relationship enough to let her in for a 3 month stay (the maximum duration of a visitor from the states is 180 days). This shit started with the guy asking us how long she was gonna stay, we told them 97 days (march 30th), he then asked us if she had any money for the trip and we told him she has 300$ in her bank account and that I was going to be paying for her expenses on this trip to see me and so he then told us we were going to be going for secondary processing.
And so even more bullshit ensued. Our luggage all got inspected as if we were carrying illegal shit, our phones got searched (I hope they enjoyed my dick pics), and they had entire lines of bullshit questioning for us. They separated us and tried to drive a wedge in our relationship between us, by implicating she'd do something to me and that I wouldn't want to take care of her trip expenses and leave her stranded in canada, and to her they said what if I decided not to take care of her and that no one would be able to help her and 300$ USD isn't even enough for food in vancouver for one day (the fuck?). And they said we needed
>a ticket back
>proof of residence
>proof of employment
>proof of funds for the trip
So lets go through this shit one by one
>>16599165
A ticket back is reasonable. Should be a hundred bucks back to Seattle which you can cancel later.
>ticket back home
I told them I was planning on buying her a ticket later on for march because airfare can get pretty cheap if you wait for the right times
>proof of residence
She lives rent free with a family that lets her stay in the basement, and doesn't pay bills so there's no paper trail there we can use unfortunately.
>proof of employment
We told them that she's registered in college and does work study with them, getting paid by the city her college is in. They told us it wasn't a real job. I told them we could get paystubs and he told us those weren't acceptable.
>proof of funds for her trip
They told us that she would need at least 1000$ in her bank account before they let her through to canada, or 50 bucks for every day she's in the country.
They gave us a sheet that showed everything someone needed to enter Canada and escorted us back to USA soil. I was allowed to reenter the united states because they weren't about to let her be stranded here on the other side of the country with nowhere to go and no one to turn to.
I just read this paper over and noticed they made a lot of mistakes and even lied to us.
For example it states here that
>pay stubs are also helpful
To prove employment even though we were told by the officer they weren't admissible.
>proof of funds
It even says in this section that if you have a relative or a FRIEND willing to cover your expenses for your trip is fine. But they didn't accept this of us.
What the fuck happened.
>Cat brings live mouse into the house
>Try to take the mouse from the cat
>Fail, the mouse escapes
>Eventually the mouse squeezes behind the skirting under the sink and cupboards
>Remove skirting, mouse nowhere to be seen
>Cat keeps looking at the last place she saw the mouse, won't search under the sink
>Kitchen full of food because Solstice Celebrations
What do?
Pic related: the stupid cat in question
The cat is just as confused as you are, dipshit.
You tried to take the mouse. The cat probably thinks you're a fucking dumb fuck. Which you are, by the way.
>>16598308
Been that, my cat brought alive mouse to our kitchen and casually let her go. Mes parents moved around furniture but it didn't help, so the mouse lived in our kitchen for about three months. Then one day my mum found her in a cupboard under the sink and caught her in a jar.
I would however say - buy mice trap
>>16598315
What would you have done in this situation?
What do you guys do with your free time after work? I'm ok with finding things on my days off but the 3-4 hours I get after a work day seems too short to do anything significant
masturbate
Realize that this is all you will do for the rest of you life and contemplate suicide.
>>16600985
thats what im trying to cut out
>>16600987
no can do
How to be happy?
Help
>>16600862
Find a cute girl to be unhappy with
>>16600862
turns out, the secret to happiness (and long life) is friendship. Not even consistent friendships, but friendships in general. People who are part of communities, have families, spend time with others ... they're happy.
http://www.ted.com/talks/robert_waldinger_what_makes_a_good_life_lessons_from_the_longest_study_on_happiness
>>16600864
I'd rather have a boy.
How do I make myself throw up. I need to get out of a road trip tomorrow.
I've been doing it all week..it just happened
Eat ur own shit
>>16600763
Eating copious amounts of raw broth cubes usually upsets my stomach so much that I puke after five minutes.
How do I accept the fact that I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?
>>16600706
Observe how utterly miserable most people are in/pursuing relationships.
>>16600706
become a Sith lord
>>16600709
Yeah, sex must just be torture.
What do I study at community college to get a jerb?
>>16600666
Surveying.
>>16600669
Is it easy to find a job with that?
>>16600710
Wow, wind turbine tech is going through the roof.
Sadly there are no schools in my state that I know of that offer this.
>be apathetic atheist
>start dating another atheist chick whos a bit more outspoken
>she ask why I have a rosary
>tell her how it was my grandmas, who I was really close to
>she got it from from her grandpa when he died and she gave it to me when she died
>he got it from some Italian guy way back when and it was supposedly blessed by Pope Leo the 13th
>my grandma had like 20 grandkids and chose me to give it to
>few weeks later, find out she put it in the garbage and took a picture to make some shitty edgy atheist picture like "taking out the trash lol!"
Am I over reacting or is this a super cunt move of her? she didnt actually throw it away, but I told her what that thing meant to me. Im considering breaking up with her now.
Make sure she knows that such actions are not okay with you. If she's learned her lesson, maybe it'll work. If not, dump her, because your feelings don't seem to mean that much to her if that's the case.
>>16599633
It's a very cunt move because she knew it held emotional value for you and she still decided to deface it for lulz. To me it shows she doesn't respect and shits on things and memories which are important to you. I would break up with such a person and I'm not even exaggerating. There's no point in dating immature, 'im so edgy' and mean girl, you can do better anon.
>>16599633
Holy shit, thats fucked up. It's not even like you used it for religious purposes, right? It was just something that meant a lot to you because family. Not because religion.
I'd suggest explaining that to her. But if her cunt behavior continues as you explain, I'd possibly dump her too. If the object makes her that uncomfortable about her own beliefs, then maybe she shouldn't even be at your place if she can't respect it.
Hey guys. Not really me needing advice, but, I'm from a very religious background, and I kind of do hold on to many of the values of my faith. But, okay, it makes me really uncomfortable knowing that friends of mine would act in sexual ways with girls, or good female friends wanting to sick dick, or have sucked dick, without being married. I know it seems really silly but the way I've been raised I kinda just find it sick and like its taking advantage of someone, like Idk it makes me feel kinda sour. Same thing with dating actually. Does anybody, or did anybody, have this same issue.
Why anyone would want to be in a relationship with a women in the 21st century is beyond me.
Cum and dump, and find a nice man to have a relationship with.
Bisex masterrace.
>>16599628
It's the 21st century, son. People aren't scared of sex anymore. Everybody, and I mean everybody, fucks these days. There's literally nothing wrong with that.
What IS wrong is all these hardcore conservative types trying to force abstinence only education down the throats of the latest generation in hopes that it will keep everyone "pure" until marriage when in reality, it does the exact opposite. But that's another story.
I've dated religious girls before and they all fucked, sucked dick, even swallowed. It's fine because everyone involved got what they wanted and no one got hurt. That's all that really matters.
>>16599913
wow so there really is nothing for people like me
Is she playing me? As long as we're together.. Wtf does that mean?
Should I spend money on her visiting me or spend more money at the recording studio?
She lives in Hawaii and I live in California. She visited me 2 times, I visited her once.
I have a viral script along with my songs about Internet and dating. Budget is around 2500 as well as licensing. I know that the worlds needs me and after releasing it, I can have more choices.
Lol dude she means she happy as long as she's with you. Like we can do anything you want as long as we're together she'll enjoy it because you're together.
Nice job on the gift.
>>16599626
Sounds like you gave her way too many gifts.
>>16599626
It mean's she wants to be with you first and foremost, but doesn't want to hurt you're feelings by outright saying going to a basketball game sounds boring as fuck to her.
Especially given that she has to take a 6 hour flight to see you.
Disneyland at least has the potential to be fun to BOTH of you, and can be a tad more romantic and noteworthy
And before you say it... yeah, I'm a Cali native too and my GF absolutely loves it, Disneyland is kinda overdone and meh for me at this point. I mostly go for the frozen crack (aka lemonade) bread bowl clam chowder (which is admittedly inferior to a lot of clam chowders, but seems to be seasoned with nostalgia). Even so, I get the appeal and it's nice seeing other people enjoy it.
