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I need some advice on what to get my sister for Christmas. She is 23 and I'm thinking of going to Target. I'd like to keep it around $40.
Any ideas?
>>16597727
It's almost as though every 23 year old woman likes the same thing.
>>16597727
Think about what she likes then go get that.
Not that hard.
>>16597747
They do
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I have a week to raise $5,000 or I can't attend college. Nobody around me can help, so is there any way i can raise the money or should i just start preparing to drop out now.
I'm basically out of options
Run, do not walk, to the office of the student ombuds. You are not out of options, but you'll need the help of the ombuds to navigate this part of the system.
>>16597668
Why can't you take a loan?
Sell stuff on Craigslist. Make an account on one of those funding sites and post it to all your social media pages. Become an Uber driver. Do all the things. Borrow money.
In a few hours, I'm going to meet my soon-to-be-ex boyfriend, in which he will almost certainly officially break up with me. It's supposed to be a dinner date.
So what should I do to prepare? I have right now:
> watch boring Youtube videos so I get into an analytic, rational, non-emotional mood so I don't cry too much
> waterproof eye makeup so it doesn't smudge when I cry
> box of tissues in my car
> eye drops
>>16597571
Why don't you break up with him first? Beat him to the punch.
>>16597571
Why is he leaving ya?
>>16597573
It's a few hours, it doesn't matter at this point.
>>16597575
He wants a casual relationship, I want a serious long term relationship
Itt: How to train your women
>>16597474
What do you mean?
>>16597474
>Be Chad
>Give them the good dicking
>Repeat
>>16597493
Be respected in relationships
Improve communication
Better sex
Etc etc
Hey /adv/
I met this muslim girl online, we chatted about usual stuff like where I'm from, etc.
She's pretty shy, said once she had an awkward question to ask ( she was wondering how cum tastes like ), I acted chill, said it's normal to be curious.
Then she asked me if I'm still a virgin, I said no, said I only fucked once.
She said afterwards that she had to go, I apologized like 4 times. Asked her if I said something wrong, she only said she has some stuff to do.
Did I fuck up? Do I have any chances with her? I'll...
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>>16597451
She probably figures you wouldn't be an easy enough mark for her ISIS honeypot scheme.
>>16597459
I'd let herm bomb the shit out of my dick
>>16597451
Was it just texting or did you hear her voice?
Also, if you're not muslim you're playing with fire even if 'she' is real.
I keep hearing that girls these days are all whores. How do I get a whore?
>go to vegas
>find some nasty whore looking bitch
>process will work itself out
>>16597394
Social media. Facebook, most dating sites.
>>16597407
Elaborate. I have no social skills and get nervous talking to girls cuz all I want is sex. I want a gf but I have to have sex with a girl before I care about her significantly.
As a pretty average and really shy girl, where do I meet guys? I'm doing online dating right now and I'm not getting anything more than guys who want to hook up and I'd really much rather meet someone IRL.
>>16597356
Hobbies that involve other people. Or religious places if your the spiritual type.
Play an MMO, it's where I met my ex who also happened to be shy at first.
>>16597360
I already have hobbies that involve other people, but that produces nothing more than friends
How may we advice you?
Tell us your specific predicaments. The more details, the better we'll be able to answer. No one-liners. Let's build some attraction!
Simple, stop being beta scum
The way I stopped being beta. I used to stutter, trip over myself and be awkward as hell. This is definitely not a one size fits all routine and things kinda fell into place at points.
>new haircut, clothes, straighten out hours and excercise
>get customer service job and learn to get shit, haze newbies and socialize
>start to slowly befriend coworkers so you can go out more
>get hobbies you love and can discuss
>gain...
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>>16597377
>haze newbies
Stop trying to get this man fucked up.
Help, I over plucked my eyebrows and now I look like a fucking idiot. What's the best method to growing them back thicker and faster?
>>16597183
I don't think you can help that, but you can fill them in with makeup while you wait
>>16597184
But...
I'm a man ;_;
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How do I manipulate Walmart managers into them giving Me back cut hours?
You stop working at Walmart because even for retail they're absolute bottom of the barrel shit for employee treatment
>>16597059
By finding a new job you stupid fuck.
fuck walmart.
Would it be irresponsible to have children if I have depression?
yes. I have depression and I'm bipolar. both of these are things that could possibly transfer to your kid so don't do it.
Not necessarily, but there are some caveats:
1) You need to seek treatment. If a given treatment is not working, you need to seek another. You must never give up on the concept of treatment, even if your chosen treatment changes from time to time.
2) You need to take an active role in your treatment. Monitor your moods carefully, not to censor but just to observe. Consider keeping a diary to record this.
3) You need to see to it that the logistics of parenting are taken care of, even during times when your condition does not allow you to take care of them yourself....
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It can be tricky, with all those hormone changes, and then you can have post-pregnancy depression, some women even damage their babies if it is serious.
Is it possible to stop being shut-in and social retard?Im 19 and i stopped going out of my house since i was 12-13 without counting going to school all of that because i was bullied and now i cant even talk to my parents without feeling awkward.Also people almost always tell that my facial expression is of someone who is really sad even if i dont feel like that at the moment.
Your only real question is whether going outside and talking to people is possible, even if you haven't done it for six years.
My estimate is yes, yes it's possible.
Start with something easy, where you know people are welcoming towards strangers. Like volunteering at a shelter, something like that? Join a club? Do some life drawing? Idk, are you socially awkward, or are there other reasons for shutting in?
Maybe you are depressed. Depression doesn't equal sadness.
>>16597145
>Idk, are you socially awkward, or are there other reasons for shutting in?
Yes i am and thats the main reason im shut in
>Maybe you are depressed
Im but lately its better.
>>16597002
>Is it possible to stop being shut-in and social retard?
Yes, but it takes time. If you can get a friend to help you out on that, it will save you years, but it's hard to find someone willing to cope with our autism.
It took me probably 3-4 years, and I'm still not normal. Here's my experience:
I started being shut-in around 15 and and I hit the rock bottom at 24. At that age, for example: I couldn't even make a phone call to a local store asking for...
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>caught my mom and her friend lezzing out
i don't want to tell my dad
what do
Then don't tell him. It's not your place. Do they know you know?
they know. i walked in on them
>>16596857
Oh. Did your mom talk to you later about it? Either way, don't tell your dad, she might now that it's out there, I still say it's not your place to.
As a very pretty, but really shy girl, where do I meet guys? I'm doing online dating right now and I'm getting a lot of attention, but I'm kind of terrified of all of the men on there and I'd really much rather meet someone IRL.
How do you know you're very pretty?
>>16596850
Because it's not hard to tell when you're objectively attractive? And I've been told many, many times.
>>16596850
Uhh... that's online dating. You meet someone online, and if you like each other, you arrange to meet in real life. What's difficult about that?
TL;DR - I want to be better friends with a pretty good looking guy and establish a FWB. Where to begin?
Ok, so there is this guy I am sort of, kind of, friends with. We went on an interstate road trip and camped together for 3 days with another friend, but we haven't really talked all that often since the trip in September. He's pretty attractive, and I'm pretty sure he is somewhat pursued by girls.
I'm recently out of a long term relationship and honestly, I want to be friends with him and potentially bang him. Hypothetically, if you were a...
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>>16596716
Should I come out and ask him straight up? Should I ask him to coffee, or is that too date-y?
Ask him to go to your house
>>16596733
lol I live with my parents
