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This has been on my mind for two years. I haven't told a soul. But two years ago, I made out with my mother. She was drunk, Like she always was at that time, She's sober now. But anyhoo, She was drunk, and I complemented her looks, and she said thank you, I then held her head in my hands and then she closed her eyes, So then right away, we kissed. tounges and everything. That same night, I asked to see her ass. She showed it to me, saying "it's just an ass". I tried to kiss her last year, and she said "it's wrong". I asked her what she...
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>>16602822
This is wrong. Just why? I feel bad man.
Why not try kissing one of the other THREE AND A HALF BILLION women in the world. God fucking dammit.
>>16602828
>one of the other THREE AND A HALF BILLION women in the world.
I hate this argument so much.
>>16602828
I was horny as fuck, I'll be honest. I did want to fuck her that night. I know it was wrong. Hence why I'm here.
How can one have sharp brain?Also big focus on originality and creativity
http://youtu.be/9C_HReR_McQ
>>16602723
What does this have to do with anything?
>>16602717
1. Be born with high intelligence
2. Learn a lot, some may argue that by knowing a lot you can have opinions about a lot of things.
So what I would advice is to start reading books, in my experience, the smartest/sharpest people I've met all read a lot books
I present to you the series of events that lead up to me believing my girlfriend cheated on me. I want to know and outsiders thoughts on if she did or am I just thinking to much into. IF she did, what should I do from here?
Start:
>Went out for my Christmas work function.
>Sorted out to meet my GF and some other friends out to clubs for the night.
>Met up with them all and found an old friend out as well.
>My gf asks who the girl is and...
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>I addressed the whole friend thing.
>She was a little jealous.
>But I told her the girls story.
>Just friends, thats all, I dont see her often.
>"Okay then", she says...
>GF goes home, I have a nap to sleep off the hang over.
>Hours later I wake up to a msg from GF saying she is going to a friends house.
>Didint...
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>Day 3.
>I wake up to a text from GF, saying sorry.
>I offer for her to come to the beach that day
>Asks whos going, 12 other ppl annnd that old friend.
>Instantly flips out.
>Says sorry, says I can go hang out with friends if I want.
>dangerDANGER.gif
>I go, spend the entire trip arguing with her, trying to find...
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>Several days go by and GF tells me what happened that night, she went out with Tyler Katie and John.
>They went to Tylers to just hang out.
>Then Katie convinced GF to start drinking after they got to Tylers.
>After they got pretty tipsy, they decided to go to a bar.
>There Tyler hit on her loads of times and then asked how her and I were going.
>She said amazing and he just ignored...
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I'm overseas for two weeks visiting family for the holidays.
My girlfriend called me tonight to talk and I find she's going to a club with her single friend. She told me we could talk again by the time I wake up as she'll be out late.
Can I just get some reassurance that everything will be okay. This one is wife material and we're both near 30.
We went to a club once. I got hit on multiple times and so did she. Some guy even touched her and I punched him. Didn't enjoy the scene at all and wish she wasn't going...
>>16602603
>going out to clubs
>wife-material
Nuh uh buddy
>>16602706
This upset me...
Be happy she's bringing her single friend. She'll likely spend the night playing wingman and living vicariously through the friend. She's got you but her friend is single so gotta take care of her friend. I wouldn't worry unless she's given you reason to in the past. Plus club guys are skeezy.
i didn't take sex ed in 8th grade and i am currently seeking knowledge about dat pussy. not trying to get a boner btw im just curious.
i know the the clitoris is at the very top of the vagina.
Come back when you turn 18.
>>16602562
im 21
How do I get a girl like the one pictured? I've been looking for a girl like this nearly all of my life and have always settled for less? I believe there are so many things wrong with me that make it impossible for me to obtain greatness. I believe, because of my mediocre looks, I can only obtain mediocre women, and therefore, because I'm stubborn, and refuse to settle, I've been alone for an extremely long time. How can I overcome?
This girl right here is the most recent one that was willing to date me. She was too stocky, her hair wasn't soft, and she was way too forward. Although she adhered to my weirdness, which was cool, she wasn't the hot brunette in the red vest that I showed you guys. I'm just tired of getting second string women...
>>16602394
This bitch looks like draco, anyway dont look for specific girls because you will be disappointed
>>16602445
Don't look for specific girls? Don't we all have a type? Why settle for something just because?
How would I go about finding a woman who will let me control her life? From the clothes she wears to my every fetish. I want her ultimate goal to please me in any way imaginable.
>>16602270
Fetlife maybe
>>16602273
The thing about fetlife is, it's centered around bondage and a lot of kinks i'm not even into. Also their user base is quite...unsatisfactory.
>>16602270
japan, middle east?
I just found out my gf has been cheating on me. On Christmas. I went through her phone cause I knew something was fishy for a while. She has been sexting on tumble and Kik. What should I do. Need advice. We have been faring for 5 years and live together.
Confront her about it anon.... tell her she is a disgusting whore and you twoshould break up now!
Let me know what you are going to do.
>>16602261
i'm pretty sure she'd get mad at you for going through her phone
so find some other evidence before you go apeshit
after that you're free to go though
>>16602261
The obvious answer is to kill her, put her body in a box, wrap it, deliver it to her family discretely, leave prints of her infidelity strewn about the inside of the box, and leave. Have a merry Christmas, OP.
I am the Second coming of Donald Trump, and I'm here to make /adv/ great again. I will give non-PC brutally honest answers to all your life and relationship questions.
Lurking this board for a while now I've come to the conclusion that 99% of people here are whining losers who fail to take life in their own hands. I'm willing to bet my 4th testicle that I have more life experience than half of you combined.
>>16602221
Go get schlonged by Hilldog
>>16602221
What is the best way to dodge charges for vandalism you knowingly committed? Specifically on a display in an art gallery?
>>16602227
I will commit suicide on livestream if Shillary is elected POTUS
Quick question don't be mad /adv/, I caught a really really pretty girl staring at my balls. I was sitting down with my legs wide open wearing shorts (it's Christmas but It's very warm out) and they were very wide loose fitting shorts, they have drawstring and big puffy legs so I decided to go without underwear. And I was just having a good time and I caught her looking down my pants, then we made eye contact and didn't speak at all. My balls were visible, that's what she was GAWKING at, not just glancing or staring but gawking for a prolonged period...
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>>16602185
dick lines are a thing that girls like. look up the grey sweatpants meme.
You would be able to tell by the type of eye contact. Did she smile?
>>16602185
Mayb you should just approach her, small talk, if she signals you then (smiles and shit) then you can try and get a date/booty call.
I want to kill myself. I need reasons to live. I want to write a screenplay, but killing myself seems more practical. I can already see myself hanging by the doorknob.
pic not related
Then, let's write a screenplay.
I've been writing for fun lately anyways; let's do this.
>>16602198
Alright. Give me a few minutes to wrap my mind around somethign.
>>16602200
Sure. I'll be here.
So basically a guy that I went on a date with and met off of tinder sent me that. I'm not to sure how to interprite that but it sounds like he's not that into me. I.e "I'm trying to be a friend" but then he asked me on a second date.
I'm not to sure why I was twitching.. I didn't notice it but I was a little nervous. Do you think it's going to bother him if I do? Also in real life he was super nice and didn't seem like he'd be a jerk but in these text I felt like he was being a little mean. Do you think he's just...
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>>16602112
Just..just guide the conversation.
Don't think about what he says when he points out little things like that. If you don't give it any attention, he won't either.
A gentleman wouldn't mention something like that. So what if you're twitchy the first few dates.
>>16602117
Ya but why would he do that? Kind like
I can't tell if he's turned off by It or just curious or what
Would i be able to find a bf?
Im male
180 cm tall
Slim body
Hairy legs and chest
Look 20 but am younger, (people dont realise my age unless i tell them, they usually asume im 20)
Concidered handsome
Big brown eyes
Big red lips
Dark broun to black hair
Kind hearted
Very touchy feely
Living
Senzitive and perceptive
Understand quantum physics better than my profesor
Extreemely perverted
Very submissive, wiuld live to get used by my partner
Do i have any chance of finding a good partner anywere like a gay bar? Or will they just...
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>>16602043
Depends. I like effeminate men, so maybe. But personality really makes or breaks the whole shebang. Do you have something for messaging?
>>16602043
>Would i be able to find a bf?
Sure I'd date u
>Im male
Nevermind
Sorry not very efeminate :/ pretty manly dude
Are you alone for Christmas? Are you happy, sad, indifferent, hungry or busy, etc?
What's been on your mind today? How are you?
>>16602032
well i was a little sad at first.
bf of 7 months didn't get me anything, not even a card, it would be our first x-mas together.
but i later found out he's been doing volunteer work to feed the homeless for x-mas, and it made me pretty proud of him and i kinda felt like a spoiled shit afterwards. i'm glad i was able to lie convincingly and tell him it was ok he didn't get me anything; that would've been really embarrassing and selfish.
so right now i feel like an embarrassed,...
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Curled in a ball in my bed because of emotional pain and scars that torture me every day because i was never loved as a child and never got those hugs or kisses, afterwerds i pretended to be happy so my relatives could have a merry christmass
I ate four hotdogs today. I feel like shit.
Anyone care to share their experiences with long commutes everyday for work?
I'm starting work after new year's and it's going to be a 1.5 hour bus commute each trip until I can get a car (or move) halfway into the year.
I think the commute will eventually take a toil on me, and I wonder how I can prepare myself mentally beforehand to avoid feeling down about it.
i was driving 30 minutes to work and 30 minutes back. enjoyed it for 2 months and then literally began to go crazy.
couldn't do it anymore. had to quit the job because i hated it so much.
>>16601979
>driving 30 minutes to work and 30 minutes back
but that's what I'm supposed to be looking forward to after I get a car
used to drive 35 minutes on the highway to get to a job.
account for that commute time: get some audiobooks or read when you take the bus.
my job was on a road with a lot of truck traffic, so there was a lot of stress involved because I drove a small car and there were a lot of accidents on that route.
