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Around a week ago me and my girl, both virgins tried to go all the way. I had a condom on and we tried but never got through the hymen. I didn't really ejaculate either but there was definitely some that accumulated in the condom. I checked the condom and there wasn't a leak, at least as far as I could tell.
Now she says her period is late, what are the odds?
PRIVACY+BOUNDARIES PLEASE. TAKE MORNING AFTER 2BSURE. TAKE PILL FROM NOW ON. STOP ZHITPOSTING
stop being stupid. some white goo on the outside of the condom might as well be hers. yes, it happens. if it was inside and it didn't like, well... stop being stupid. just chill.
>hymen
lmao
My mom just touched me in a way that made me uncomfortable, not because she did anything inappropriate, but I think I just have a hard time being physically affectionate to most people...I pissed her off because I grabbed her hand when she did it, I wasn't really rough or anything. I told her I did it because I didn't like getting touched and she just said I wasn't affectionate.
Fuck my life, man. I'm gay, and when girls do weird stuff like that it makes me uncomfortable...and when my mom does those things I just get extra uncomfortable :<
I honestly don't know how she would react if I was honest with her, maybe she'd just have another shit fit...I've told her I'm gay but we just don't talk about it a lot, and at the same time I'm not sure that is a valid reason to despise very light physical affection with my mom. I think I have some issues surrounding this shit honestly :/
...I just want to talk to people :< I'm an overly emotional guy honestly. Just need company.
Was her action something motherly? Like a hug? Or something inappropriate, out of line?
>>16604486
Sorry. I didn't read the first part correctly.
But yah, I think all mothers want to comfort their children.
So you're not like that at all when guys touch you?
>>16604486
I think it was more on the motherly side honestly. She just kinda scratched/tickled my chest a little...it made me incredibly uncomfortable though :( I don't think it was her intention or her fault. Things like this don't happen often, so when they do it freaks me out a bit.
I am lonely, and all my mental thoughts look like
>pic related.
On /adv/ when you should be getting laid on Christmas Day. I know have and didn't have a girlfriend kek.
You ask a girl out. She will decline. Then you look elsewhere. HEY! U THERE?
>>16604352
I have no one to be with, and no where to go. Either way I'm not asking to get laid, I'm asking to acquire the girl friend. Brock you rice eyed bastard go eat ash's smelly boy cooter.
Meeting a female childhood friend for coffee tomorrow. We haven't seen nor talked to each other for 10 years. She is super cute according to her Facebook. Am I already doomed because I'm an old friend? Or can I turn this around and make it into a date?
We're not her, and we're not mind-readers.
Most likely you're out of luck. Besides, why are you automatically going for an old friend just because she's attractive?
Learn not to think of all attractive women as potential girlfriends. (There's a more crude way of putting that, but I'll refrain.)
>>16604295
I'm meeting her because I'm genuinely interested in how she's been.
Just be up front and ask her on a date.
positive motivation thread
>>16604191
I want to taste your cheese. Please leave.
Hi, /b/, I just wanted to tell you some things that are happening to me right now and maybe you could give me your opinion.
>I'm studying medicine and I don't like STUDYING it, but I love being a doctor. At practices we end up meeting patients and that's the best thing.
Should I continue with the degree? (I'm in 3/6 year).
>I live with my mom (spanish yuropoor here) AND my gf (we are 21 y/o) and my sister, and my mother lives to make tons of drama for stupid things not done around the house (even though she sleeps like a motherfucker all day).
How do I leave my house without making my abusive mother think that I don't want to see her anymore so she can't play victim on me?
>I've been living for 3 years with my gf and we've been together for 5 years. I'd love to experience new stuff with other chicks, but I think I really love my gf. I will go on Erasmus next year (Poland, to be exact) and that'd be a pretty good time to fuck some other chicks.
Should I fuck other chicks (I can't do it in my town since it's a very little one, so my gf would know sooner or later) when in Polan? If so, how to deal with remorse? If not, how the fuck can I get my gf to fuck her in the ass? She won't accept it and I'm fucking desperate when I hear my friends (girls) saying that they do it like it was nothing.
Thanks, anons
How can a medical student be so fucking stupid. For one dipshit this is /adv/, notice the big letters saying that.
On another you say you love your girlfriend but want to fuck other girls? Huh? Listen up if you want to bang more chicks, do your girl a solid and dump her then have at it but don't ask /adv/ cheating tips and how to get over the face that you are a scumbag.
You hate studying to be a doctor but love being a doctor? Trudge through, become a licensed physician, make a ton of money and then after in the future when you are sick of it go for another degree/career change.
>>16604070
I'm not asking for cheating tips, but advice on how will my conscience be after that.
Also, why do you think I'm stupid?
>>16604077
Also, sorry, I put this thread in /b/ first just for lolz, then I copypasted it. My apologies.
What haircut do you recommend. I now nouthing about hair.pic related
Op here sorry for fucking up photo
>>16603961
You don't like it?
>>16604017
I dont
I wish to be padawan I do. Want to help the world and be a voice for people who don't have one I do. What do I do fellow anons? I sit here in disgust reading articles of corruption all day long, I'm willing to give my life to the greater good of that is the cost. I can't sit here with idle hands wondering if I could have made a difference. I seek advice. And to become very active in the community. I'm reaching out and hoping someone reaches back.
>>16603939
>Jedi
work for a NGO like amnesty international.
I am OP ... Not that kind of change. The real change. And a real movement. If you do not know what I speak of you are not who I am seeking.
>sexting girl
>haven't had sex yet
>I playfully ask "hopefully I'm packing enough to get the job done"
>she asks how big I am
>tell her over six inches (lie, I'm 6 on the dot and I know this)
>she says "oh thats not bad"
>ask her if she's disappointed
>tells me shed hoped I'd have been bigger because I'm a taller guy
>sexting pretty much ends
>feel like shit
Welp. My Christmas is officially ruined /adv/ (not really but still) I've never had this issue before. Usually 6 is the "perfect size" or so I've been told (not too big to hurt, not too small)
I don't really know how to describe how I'm feeling. Back in middle school when I got called fat, I got fit and lost weight. When I got called pizza face, I stopped drinking soda, starting cleaning my face, and cleared up my skin.
I guess this is what its like being a short guy, being upset over something you cant change. I'm 6'4", which has definitely worked in my favor, I can't lie. But I'm barely average in terms of penis size. How can I get over this?
Pic unrelated but funny af
>>16603855
She's a whore if a little over 6 isn't good enough for her. My boyfriend is 5 and gets the job done.
>>16603855
Even bringing that up makes you sound insecure as fuck.
Never talk about size. Just get in there and be the squirrel and find your nut. If it's not good enough for her then whatever, that's her problem.
>>16603866
I was just being playful. I didn't really think shed ask, but I was prepared (or at least I thought) to give her an answer, because most girls like 6inches
Hi gang,
I feel like I should talk to a psychiatrist. I don't think I have anything extremely wrong with me, no disorders or whatever, but I am quite listless and have a lack of oofmp in my life. I feel like a dead flag. I don't think I'm particularly depressed but I'm just not excited for the future, I don't fear or dread it, I just don't really care
So basically I just want to talk to someone, but I'm wondering if a psychiatrist is the right person for this or if its overkill and I'll be wasting my money, but in the same breath I don't want to piss about
>>16603852
You're suffering from white privilege
>>16603906
Sincere replies only please
Still looking for some advice
Hey /adv/, i need u asap.
Long story short, a girl just offered me a threesome with her and a good friend of mine(m). Thing is, I AM A FUCKING VIRGIN. So, how the fuck do i react? Won't this be awkward as hell? Should i actually consider it, being that i have never done the sex?
>>16603776
Be like "that sounds fucking awesome... But I'm a virgin. Maybe you and I could mess around a little beforehand so I'm confident during the threesome?"
>>16603776
holy fucking shit who the fuck cares bro
take it faggot. if you can't get your dick up no regrets who gives a shit it happens to everyone. go for it or you'll regret it dude.
DO IT FAGGOT. wish I was in your position.
>tfw no gf
But wont it end up being all weird between the good friend and me afterwArds?
Also the vcard still makes me nervous
Why do I feel ungrateful? For this Christmas all my mom got me was 4 long sleeve dress shirts that I didn't like. I didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't like them, or that I didn't even want or need more shirts. I dont know why this is making me feel so bad. Its like I'm thankful for her getting me something but me not liking them makes me feel bad. She's never gotten me a thoughtful gift in my life, only things I've told her or stuff that "picked those shirts up because they were on sale".
>>16603737
bump
>>16603737
It can be awkward as fuck with parents trying tongive gifts. The problwm is very common. Dony overthink this
>>16603858
But I never feel this bad
Well /adv I'm going through that moment in a relationship where you can't win
>Ask out crush 2 months after she broke up with her ex, she cheated on him
>Would have just ignored her after I heard that but then I found out she liked me
>Go on date to dinner and a movie, she's perfect
>Been going out for 6 months, everything going perfectly, no major arguments and she tells me how happy she is with me every day
>Her guy best friend (who I have never met) invites her to a 4 day boat trip around an island
>These two hang out frequently, more than me and her because of my new job, she's stayed for hours with him without contacting me
>I'm normally fine about it until she tries to avoid telling me
>The guys parents encourage her to come with them, and even suggest she sleep in his bed
>He doesn't object at all to the idea, and it sounds like he tries hinting at stuff in their messages
>I told her how uncomfortable I feel about this, and that they know she's in a relationship and how wrong it is to do that
"I don't see what's wrong with it, Anon, don't worry!"
>She literally doesn't see anything wrong with sleeping in this dudes bed and going away on a trip for 4 days without any form of contact and with his parents that are trying to get them together
So what do I do /adv/? The only 2 options I can think of are either breaking up with her, or just letting her go on the trip, because she's determined to go
I don't know if I can trust her, she's cheated before but her ex treated her like shit, and I feel she wouldn't know what to do if this guy tries making a move onto her
>>16603733
When girls cheat they typically aren't that up front about nothing going on.
If she cheats her behavior will change sharply and noticeably.
she's already cheated. she's long gone brother.
it's time to cut contact and move on.
How do I interact with women?
My first girlfriend broke up with me and I have no idea how dating works, specifically:
-I know that any form of interaction with a woman without her vocal consent is harassment, so how do I strike up conversation?
-Even in the event that a girl does strike up conversation, how do I know I'm allowed to be interested in her?
My ex girlfriend was very forward with me, so none of this was a problem, but I'm pretty certain no other girl will ever do that.
How do I go about dating without being a harasser?
>>16603693
Bump for interest
>>16603693
You're obviousIy sociaIIy retarded and asking on here is pathetic.
Get a fucking Iife.
>>16603709
Asking for advice on an advice board is wrong? Okay.
And yes, I do have social problems, mainly that I don't know how to look at a woman without her consent and not feel like an asshole.
I've been taught to be social, to always prioritise the happiness of everyone around me. To do so, I can't go imposing my actions on potentially unwilling others, I don't have that right, even if I've suffered the same (didn't use to be a rarity to get an unprovoked punch in the face. It felt like shit but at least I could help clear someone's frustration).
But I feel that not having anyone to care about/for and not being cared about feels emptier than I can comfortably endure, and other people seem to know how to be happy and make others happy.
So I was hoping someone knew.
>Talking about titty-fucking with gf
>Ask her if she's done it
>She says yeah
>Whatever.jpg
>She continues to add details
>"It was weird cause I got cum on my face"
I didn't want to know that shit...Now I feel weird as fuck.
Wat do?
>>16603621
stop shitposting about this.
>>16603623
I'm not?
Ahaha that sucks. Really. I've done the same thing, that's the whole fun of hooking up, knowing some poor guy is going to bend over backwards for her later and I've cum all over her mouth and face.
Not sure what to do though. I'd feel bad if my wife ever said that to me.
I don't think the woman would care though. Women aeem to value sex very differently. Lurking to see what others say.
