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help me /adv/. I just tried to kill myself but pussied out. I need some encouragement.
>>16604820
What caused you to attempt to take your life in the first place?
>>16604825
I'm just not happy. I feel like I never will be. life is shit desu and I just want to end it
>>16604842
ah fuck. to. be. honest.***
Why do you think that you won't marry her just because of a few jokes? Apologies, don't join the army and don't joke about joining the army, problem solved.
All because of a joke? Cmom dude, if this is gonna be the reason for you not marrying her you'll regret not trying to make it better, so go apologize. That's what I would do, but it's up to you what you do.
>>16604776
>>16604773
It's that I don't want to marry her anymore, it's that I'm afraid she's not gonna want to marry me now. I may have just ended our relationship.
>>16604785
Dude over a joke?
So I'm going to propose to a girl I'm not in love with because she's a great person and doesn't deserve to have her heart broken. Bad move, I know but you know what? fuck it. Just fuck it. I can't remember the last time I got in trouble. I can't remember the last time I broke something. I can't remember the last time I made a real mistake so if this turns out bad, then that's life. What's the worst that could happen? I die? So be it. I might as well be dead anyway.
>>16604739
Sounds like you've got it all figured out.
>>16604739
>What's the worst that could happen? I die?
You break her heart.
OP, if you were in love with her, what would be different?
>tfw people mistake me for white
>tfw Mexi-trash
>tfw no one else really understands me.
What do brehs?
If it doesn't weigh on your conscience and you want to do this, play off as white when necessary (jobs, school, etc) because while it's fucked up, passing as white can confer advantages or at least prevent you from having to deal with bullshit such as profiling on an every day basis.
Then learn about your culture and get in touch with your roots when you're free. Learn to understand your heritage, and also learn how to understand yourself.
>>16604516
Stop hating yourself and calling yourself "mexi-trash".
I'm white-passing Latin as well. At least you can see both cultures objectively, and understand the difficulties they have in interacting.
Tfw nigger, every bitch that's into me is trash.
I'm not into ghetto trash culture at all. Even though I have an accent I am not a thug. Disgusting white girls with daddy issues/ trailer trash women please fuck off.
I have a son and wife I plan on taking care of until I die, please traverse the ghettos for dope boys to inseminate you filthy whores.
(This isn't directed at white girls only but Asian and Latina thots this goes to you all as well)
I dont really know if anyone will listen to me but I just need to get it out there, I use to associate myself with Latino gang in South Central many years ago, I have since left that life style and really better myself, the way I talk, act, and even walk. I lost many people I cared about due to my affiliation to the gang.. And even now that I have excluded all of that from my life, I find myself feeling paranoid, as if rivals are still after me even after many years of having departure from the gang life, any suggestions.. Should I see a therapist? I've heard of PTSD for...
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>>16604438
do you live close to the area? if you've pretty much completely disassociated yourself from the gang and these are paranoid borderline hallucinations you might have other illnesses besides ptsd.
Good therapists and psychologists are hard to come by, if moving away and associating yourself with a more positive group of people isn't helping than you might want to look into them.
>>16604450
I live in northern LA now, far from south central, but the feelings tend to hit me when I'm alone, thank you for responding by the way, I didn't think anyone would even care to reply.
>>16604457
I'm pretty sure threads that don't get responses often don't because they slide off the first page too quickly for any one to see and then just die, so if it's happened to you don't take it personally.
How badly is it effecting your life? How far do these thoughts take you? Any real signs of threat? like some one cutting your dogs head and leaving it in your bed with a note and you called your girlfriend and filed a police report?
Hey /adv/, I generally am an autist when talking to anyone, i.e. I'm extremely boring and can't start a conversation or even keep one going. Any tips for someone who only enjoys playing vidya?
>>16603838
Expand your interests.
>>16603838
Pretend you're your favorite vidya character
This thread is pertinent to my interests. I need to learn how to interest people, I seem to only make friends with the odd people that come and talk to me.
OK so last Christmas my cousin gave me a blow job it wad great because it was my first one, she texted me today that she would like to do it again since I am going to see her what should I do
Go and get a blowjob dumbass.
>>16603666
>666
You know what to do
It's a christmas family tradition now, embrace it.
Today I found out my ex-girlfriend of 4 years has been dating this other guy, who I considered myself to be friends with. He was even the one to give me advice on how to move on. We broke up in the beginning of October, and apparently this has been going on for a while. They've been "quietly" dating, presumably just to keep it from me. And I end up finding out about all of this through their couple Christmas post on Instagram.
Me and my ex remained friends post breakup, and we would talk to each other about shit all the time. And my talk I mean purely through...
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>>16603570
Holy shit you're a faggot. I would have broken up with you too if I was a woman. Maybe your friend isn't a sniveling clingy bitch like you are
>>16603570
>she needs to linger in my similar pathetic sad sack of shit circumstances for the amount of time I determine is appropriate even though we broke up and I have no bearing on her life or vice versa!
You're a faggot.
>>16603570
Well, I'd say distancing yourself is a good thing. Just don't overdo it. Try to talk to the people you are with and tell yourself life just goes on ; people are still good or bad or whatever. The world doesn't care so why should you ?
My predilection is having sex with girls who are in love with me but who I feel nothing for in return.
I love calmly watching them indulge in their out of this world hazy and feverish happiness with me as I think about how futile all their hopes and dreams are, how they're now completely a slave to their emotions and human nature and there's absolutely nothing they can do to escape from their inevitable, soul-crushing despair when I break up with them.
Obviously I don't have the highest self-esteem.
And I'm not at all Chad-like. I'm a pretty introverted and sensitive guy.
Ask me anything.
wow.
How do you do it?
Sounds pretty awesome desu
Just fucking say it.
I'm not happy.
>>16600592
Neither am I.
What I would do to hear her voice, hold her close... I want her back, or even just one more night.
I want her to be happy.
does anyone else's 4chan say it's getting cold isn't it?
pretty sure there isn't one right now.
I want to sleep for a week.
I wonder if you still think about me at all. After all the times I pulled you in and pushed you away. If I were to contact you once more, would it be a good or a bad thing? I'm embarrassed to try, I feel it would be again awfully selfish of me.
>>16592105
It might be mutually beneficial
dear dad
i'm sorry i'll never live up to your expectations. You want me to be some sort of living beacon of cleanliness and purity, and well, I'm just me.
but FUCK you for not caring. FUCK you for only seeing my achievements and failures, and never bothering to know me, the person, not the resume.
i'm getting tired of your bullshit and the only thing keeping me going is the thought that in only a few years, I can give you a call from somewhere far far away and tell you to go fuck yourself, because those words have been backed up in my...
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Help me understand this /adv/, it's just disappointing and angering me. I asked a girl out to dinner, she said she would love to but she was busy, and she would tell me a different time. She also mentioned she broke up with her bf. Since I'm no beta fag anymore, I let it go and moved on. However, she was still flirtatious and actively walking up to talk and texting me. It was about a month later, so I asked if she wanted to see a movie. She says maybe. Fed up, I wait a week and pull her aside to tell her how I feel. She says she doesn't really know me too well,...
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>Since I'm no beta fag anymore
>I wait a week and pull her aside to tell her how I feel
>tell her how I feel
you're probably overthinking it, and doesn't seem like you've 'let it go and moved on' if her rejection previously wasn't closure enough for you to ignore these 'signs' you believe you are witnessing
>>16604581
Okay, well tried to. Part of me still likes her for some reason, since it was fun being her friend and we had a lot in common. However, it's kind of hard to ignore someone who is constantly making their presence known to you. It's kind of disturbing to have a set of eyes on you every 5-10 minutes to see of you are looking back. She just used me for attention and lied, has she no guilt?
>>16604630
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
how do i lose a lot of weight fast?
>>16604378
Use a knife.
>>16604378
Watch what you eat. I mean this in only the simplest terms too, it doesn'tb matter a ton what you eat so long as you eat less. My heavier friends always eat larger portions and snack between meals, and it's not always unhealthy food. Try replacing a meal with a protein shake or just a salad. Something to just hold you over.
>>16604378
>fast
What does this means? By the way those ads that say lose 30 lbs in 3 weeks are all scum, but it is possible to lose over 100+ lbs in 6 months if you put the work in.
I want to become a living legend.
I want to become a god.
What do?
Usually, those who become legendary rarely set out to do so
bump for potential
>>16603868
Be a political assassin
I got a whole lot of internal and external problems in my life and I'm trying to tackle them one at a time
Even though I assume all of you are weirdos and losers, (based on pics such as "these are the kind of people giving you fitness advice on fit" where some ugly dude posts his face and you realise that there are unironically weird and ugly af people on here)
I'm hoping some of you at least have some wisdom
I'm 19 and trying to get out of social retardville I feel like I'm making some progress
Mainly I only talk to guys and even then...
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I skirted through hs and middle school being semi popular or at least enough to hang around popular cliques and parties because playing sports, was able to get a prom date but I would equate that all to a form of cheerleader effect and alcohol
I barely speak to anyone I know from hs anymore
And that was like 3 months ago, we never mentioned it ever and im the only one she's ever told that to.
Just around a couple of days ago at work (despite in my head making a conscious effort the whole time) I found myself small talking with her more and now yesterday other...
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what were the reasons for her crying and you crying? and where do you guys work? and also how old is she?
... how did you play sports, go to parties, get drunk, go to prom with a date, and never hug a girl? kissless virgin I get, (I'm a year younger than you and am in that same situation, don't fucking sweat it dude it's not a race and as long as you're making progress everything is fine)
back on topic, you're a virgin, with oneitis, pedestalizing a girl, very very common problems, thankfully very curable if you get to work. I'm not going to act like I'm the pussy destroyer 2000 but I am not a social retard, talk to and flirt with genuinely attractive women all the time, (my kissless virginity is caused by stuff genuine skin problems that embarrass me too much to be able to progress with women, and logistics issues, as well as some anxiety) so I may be able to give you some advice
1) that tear wipe shit? that's bad. you don't want that. makes you look way too submissive and friendly. someone who browses 4chan should already be familiar with all the talk of alphas, betas, cucks, etc. and it's all true albeit exaggerated
2) you need more interests. i have the characteristic of being interested in way too much shit so I can hold a conversation on literally anything you throw at me if you want. but conversations are an art man you just gotta practice and cringe after cringe conversation you'll get better. i used to be real autistic and it felt like literally not knowing what was the good thing to say so i messed up bad so many fucking times until i got the hang of what is socially acceptable what isnt.
3) talking to women like friends doesnt help, unless you are utterly unable to control yourself at the thought of talking to a vagina bearer. if so then yeah get used to talking to women but you have to transition into learning how to flirt.
