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Hi, I'm 27yo virgin guy that needs your advice.
I've decided against my better judgement to hire a hooker to lose my virginity. I told about it to a friend of mine but he suggested I spend this money ($220/hr) in a bar or club to meet a girl there that I can take home or to her place. I have no confidence in my ability to do that and want to be certain I can score. It's 2016 eve and I don't want to begin a new year with my v-card still in the deck. I almost talked myself into it but could be just easily swayed back. So help me here please. Is it worth it? Do you have any positive or negative experiences to share with me?
I never been close with a girl in my life. No holding hands, hugging, snuggling or kissing. I'm sure my heart will race and mind will go blank for the first time with prostitute so I want to be prepared and know what to expect.
I want it to be like a girlfriend experience and not just getting off and leaving. Should I shave everywhere? I buy condoms or she has it? Money upfront? Do we talk to get in the mood? French kissing ok? Can I go down on her? Is it wasteful to want to make her enjoy it? Any hope in that or should I just focus on me? Any other things I should keep in mind.
Hope it's not too much to ask here. My first time on /adv/ too ¨¨ Thanks.
You're probably going to feel even more shit afterwards, because then you know for certain that you have to pay for sex and can't get a girl any other way. You're also going to be the same person you are now, your lack of virginity won't change anything.
>>16607692
I know that but I hope that knowing what to expect from sex will help me to gain confidence and not be afraid of approaching girls with intention of getting into a close relationship.
>>16607697
See, everyone says that, but then they come back and say they feel worse than they did before. Very few guys don't regret it, from what I've seen.
How do people live in big cities with cost of living? Like I can be a waiter or a bartender and do it right?
>>16607493
go away hickfag, we aren't doing this again
>>16607502
Offer me your advice oh humble city dweller I am but a simple hick
Seriously why do you need to make a million threads, you surely will not get anything more that you haven't already gotten in the last 999,999.
My baby daddy is abusive and I am in a text relationship with a college boyfriend who wants me to send naked pics. Should I do it?
>>16607481
No,end it first or he will find out and abuse you more
what the f kind of question is this.... do what feels right. and dont regret it
I dont know what feels right:
A) be with a sweet man who has a drug problem that makes him abusve and crazy/poor as shit
B) get with a sweet man who shares my intellectual interests and is financially stable but likes ROUGH sex
I am a genuine alcoholic homeless guy.
I am camped out behind a building that has a power outlet and an unsecured wireless router connected to the internet.
I'm surfing 4chan on an iPhone 4 that someone must have lost sometime back.
Ask me anything.
How old are you and how did you get to this point?
Let's see that smile
>>16607411
I am 74 and I got here by refusing to participate in the same bullshit pattern of life as the rest of society does. I chose this. I refused to work because getting money for free is damn easy. People are suckers and will give their hard earned money away to people like me. The thing is, I don't even need much of it because I don't have a house. I don't have a house because I like being able to roam any go wherever I want and do anything I want whenever I want at any time I so choose.
Can someone trace your IP/personal info/doxx your ass through Skype? Fuck, make fun of me, I understand, but I'm fucking afraid of getting my shit revealed. Even the tiniest shit like age and full name scares me out of my mind (it's a long story).
Overall, how do I keep myself protected? Whether it's on Skype, or even here in the 4chinners, anywhere really, do you have any warnings/tips?
i just traced your IP via 4chan. i will know EVERYTHING about you in 10 minutes.
expect me
i think it's possible to get someone's IP through skype
if you want to do something to prevent this, delete this person, turn off your internet for a while and turn it on again
hopefully your IP will be reseted
No dude, you are safe. Also if they know your IP, they know the city you are in and nothing else. Relax, you won't be found out and raped in your room kek.
So if someone tells me
>text me whenever you want
I should I assume they don't really want to talk with me, right?
>I should I assume they don't really want to talk with me, right?
Why would you infer something like that? They told you explicitly what they wanted. If they don't text back then fuck them.
depends on the context
if someone texted me out of nowhere "text me whenever you want" it pretty much means that they want me to text them
Hi /adv/, 21 year old kissless virgin here. I'm going on my first date ever this Wednesday. How do I not fuck it up? We're going to dinner and then a movie.
you're going to fuck up no matter what.
hopefully you don't really care about her because she's going to laugh at your mistakes and probably never want to be near you again for inevitably being so clueless and worried during the date.
on the dinner part just get to know her. just talk, no piggy talk unless you know how.
the movie part is easy, just laugh and have fun, think for yourself.
dont try for the first date kiss, this isnt a romance movie. you can try if you want
the best advice you will get is: laugh, smile, have fun. rest is up to u
>>16607089
piggy bank. what is piggy talk?
Hi /adv/ hope your day's going good
Basically this is my life story
>born with high metabolism which I got from my dad
>not anorexic but just a bit thin
>I try to eat as much as I can but no effect
>bullied in school from friends,other pupils and teachers aswell. I've went through it all: name calling , weird looks, physical interaction ect...
>even my own fucking family, the worst thing is most of my family is fat and they tell me to gain weight when they clearly can't control theirs
>it's constant and never stops
>I have depression and anxiety
>stay locked up in room
>when they make fun out of me I stay locked up in my room and starve
>started smoking weed at 12 to get hungry
>even my fucking skinny dad makes fun out of me
Is my life worth living?
It's funny I'm posting this on 4chan but this is the only way I can share my thoughts.
Why is it OK to bully thin people but the world goes crazy if you say ANYTHING about fat people?and boys have it worse.
>>16606088
start counting calories
it's highly doubtful you're some sort of medical anomaly, you're just not eating as much as you think you are
>>16606088
Don't get fat, get bulky join a gym and start lifting it does wonders
>>16606088
>Why is it OK to bully thin people but the world goes crazy if you say ANYTHING about fat people?
Hum, no. At least in France, fat people shaming is pretty accepted. Are you 'murrican?
How do you build self-esteem when you're fuck ugly, not smart and not likely to ever achieve anything noteworthy?
delusionally
>>16605963
There must be something you're good at.
develope a good pesonality.. everybody will be ugly when they come to 40-50 and that is the only thing that remains. And many people unerestimate it even when they are young. Ex : I find good looking people with a horrible personality some how very ugly and vice versa..
but if that already is the case maybe exercise and developing a good body
Would anyone like me to tell their fortune? Just tell me your situation and ask a question.
>>16600180
Hi, anon! This seems fun!
My tw9 questions are:
>will I be successful, careerwise?
>will my bf and I stay together or breakup, eventually?
>>16600180
Hey, thanks Anon. What spread are you using?
My question is: what are my romantic prospects for 2016? And any advice? Please post cards as well
I'm in love with a 19 year old girl. I'm 26. Is the age gap big enough to cause problems down the line?
>be robot af for years
>KHV at the age of 20
>worried I was gonna go full wizard
>FINALLY get a girlfriend
>I still don't know how, but it clicked and we're amazing together
>been dating for 6 months
>lost virginity - we're close - it's great
Okay here's the problem.
>During all that time I was khv, I fapped to porn ... a lot
>developed bizarre fetishes, including sub/masochist tendencies
>sub tendencies spiral out of control
>eventually wind up regularly fapping to cuckold porn
Now that I'm with my gf, that cuckold porn is taking its revenge. I literally cannot stop fantasizing about my gf cuckolding me. I fap to it a lot - I often think about it when we're fucking. Whenever we're out in public and she ... maybe glances in the direction of a chad I think about them fucking while she hurls humiliation at me and it gets me off.
She doesn't know I think this yet and I'm worried that telling her is gonna creep her out. But then again, it might be hot af to roleplay this shit with her. I dunno.
How do I stop this stupid fucking fetish? Or, alternatively, what's the argument against me just telling her and trying to get off with it?
;___;
>>16608477
Change your porn habits until you associate sexual release with something else. Don't take "cheat days," or any bullshit like that. If you fap to other things for long enough you'll likely start fantasizing about them instead.
>>16608477
Please do not post bait threads on this board.
At the risk of sounding crazy /adv/, is it bad that my bf over a little over a year still has a picture of an ex on his phone?
Normally, this wouldn't really bother me. And the first time I saw it, it didn't! It was the very first picture on his phone and pretty old, all the more recent ones were of his pets, random things, and me on the most recent shots. We've gone through pictures we've taken before to pick out good ones to post on fb and cycled through to the very back many times accidentally, passed over the oldest of the pictures, and it's always still there. The first time I saw it it was a year ago when we first got together and he seemed embarrassed and said "oh, I forgot that was on there, that was when I first got this phone!"
I would have thought considering he's seen it at least 5 times that I've witnessed, assuming he really did forget it was there, surely he remembers it's there now. Why didn't he delete it? Am I being paranoid? Is this an odd thing to still have around?
This probably bothers me more than it should, it's a typical "girl" selfie shot angled down to show off her boobs that I keep having to see. Should I just ask him about it?
I can understand it bother you. First of all I don't think it's a good idea demanding him to delete it. Him deleting it doesn't mean he doesn't still want to have it. Ask him why he has it in a non-confrontational manner and discuss it and if he would get rid of it because it bothers you. If he's not willing to delete it that does suggest that he at some level values her/her picture more than you. that being said you'd be smart to find someone who values you a bit more than that or stick with him and resent him at your expense.
but now if he deletes it after you've seen it, then you know he deletes things off his phone...
>>16608427
I wasn't necessarily considering demanding that he delete it, I just really have no idea why he wouldn't. I don't keep my ex's picture just sitting around on my phone...that would be weird to me.
I've never actually mentioned it to him past that first time, always just saw it and passed over it while we were looking through those pictures together. It's always just struck me as weird that it's always still there even now up to a year later.
I'll probably just have to ask him about it. It's just bizarre to me.
I'm in a really, really great point in my life, but my depression is on full blast, so I'm looking to distract myself tonight. Ask me anything.
>>16608323
Would you consider a bad dragon product to spice up your life
sorry OP
im going to bed now but have a better night i guess
try doing things that will improve your depression
Protip: you probably never will
>>16608329
Hell yes. I've always wanted one, but sadly, I'm not quite... capable... of fitting anything more than a couple of fingers inside of me yet. If I had my choice, I'd like either a David or a Kelvin.
>>16608336
Thanks, y-you too...
>be me, anti-social nerd guy
>trying to change myself to be more social this vacation
>tried going to gym and learning to play guitar
>go to small class lunch outing of 8 people and they still ignore me, talks among themseleves
What do I have to do to become more social?
socialize
>>16608310
I went out with them, tried to talk but our conversation is short. They shift back to ignoring my existence after my attempt to get into it.
>>16608321
omegle
learn how to talk to strangers first
They say that if something is meant/destined to happen, it'll happen. Like, things will work themselves out, people who are meant to be in your life will come back, etc.
Yet, others say to fight for what you want/love. Take control of your destiny and all of that.
So, which one is right, /adv/? I'm kind of on the fence right now...
I'm always afraid that I'm either doing too much or too little in basically every aspect of my life.
Things tend to fall in place for themselves most of the time. Think about it this way, whatever the fuck it is you want in this life, it is something that most likely hundreds of millions of people are also after. Most of the time we are playing this invisible tug-o-war game against the world and there's no fucking chance you'll ever win it on your own. Most great things in life you get by pure luck.
You can win the small battles for the scraps that go unnoticed by the majority, but are they really worth going after?
This is dumb. Both are massive generalizations, and either one could correctly apply to any number of situations. Rather than this fortune-cookie bullshit, it's much more helpful if you actually describe your specific situation and what you need advice with
