Next to nothing. If her/your period is late there's a long list of more likely causes including stress.

>>16611890
Interaction like insertion? Or Rubbing?

Either way, it's almost 0%

>>16611890
100%. The only way they wouldn't get pregnant is if you click your heels 3 times and say you wish you were home. Also, wear red ruby slippers.

>>16611859
You don't.

How so?

>>16611859
let spiders lay eggs in your ears so you combine dna

then you will be allowed in the deep web

Depends. Are you on the hunt or are you just waiting for a girl to fall on you like in some anime

>>16611795
Perused a few girls with no success. Basically like 8 texts in and she stops replying, so I'm probably going to work on myself day by day until girls start coming to me.

>>16611797
How old are you? I think it'd be easier to say if that's known

>>16611771
This has to be bait

>>16611771
Kek nice OP
Bitch can't handle humor

>>16611771

I hope this isn't bait.

For justice.

Asheville, NC

>>16611544
Not bad. Housing is a bit expensive compared to where I am but the area is great, the demographics look good, and the job market is good for what I'm in.

>>16611562
Mostly just looking for ideas at this point. I'm in a field where the job market is fairly expansive and I'm thinking of moving from where I currently am. Right now I'm just exploring.

I was looking for meaning in life and thought volunteering would give it to me.

I realized that helping the weakest, poorest among us would not make my life better. What I needed was to stop pretending that life was supposed to be fair, or ever would be. That was my own naivete I had in me.

Maybe it will be different for you, but maybe not.

>>16611555

Second thought: how much of volunteering is to make yourself feel good about who you are? What you are ashamed of, or what are you hoping to gain? If you go around talking about your volunteer work, or quietly thinking it makes you somehow more moral and pure than a man working to support his children and family instead --- you need to examine deeper

>>16611524
I volunteer and do pro bono work for various non profits. I have met incredible people, both those who I help and those who work alongside me. It's very rewarding.

It's a good place to start if you'd like to meet other people. However, you'll want to research the places you volunteer at to find out the type of people who volunteer. You don't really want to go work for a place where only old ladies volunteer. You'll want to look for a place where younger people are likely to volunteer.

For example, I remember we were talking about washing sleeping bags, and I said "Why would you ever wash a sleeping bag unless you tracked mud into it or something?" And he looked at me with this smile of his and said "You've got to take care of your love stains!" And I remember laughing it off, like "oh, he's just joking around. I make the same jokes with my friends. He's just trying to be one of the guys!" And he invited me over to his house once to look at all the guns he had with his nephew, who was also in our troop. I remember...
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I don't even feel like I deserve to feel this way because I was never raped. It was them, not me, I was just there. Like I'm just this disgusting coward how cant bring himself to even do sex properly, caringly, and consensually with a girl because I'm so afraid of ever scarring them or hurting them. I'm sitting here fighting back tears and the urge to vomit as I write this. I just don't want to ever hurt anyone. And I try. I try to engage in these things, because I know I'm supposed to enjoy it. And it's supposed to be a beautiful thing between...
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>>16611530
Seek therapy. And emotional support.

>>16611449
Short answer: he's being a dipshit.
Long answer: He really likes you and is intimidated by your wealth. He wants to impress you and maybe your family so you'll keep him. If you also really like him I'd say keep reassuring him that he's not required to spend money that he doesn't have on you. If he refuses to accept this, dump him.
Good luck.

He might have had it drilled into him since birth that he's poor and can't date wealthy people, like he's not good enough for them and doesn't deserve them. If the feeling is mutual, ask him out on a cheap date, like a walk in the park with some food or something. Something where you don't have to spend money. Show him you're willing to/are able to have a good time with him and enjoy his company without money being spent.

>>16611449
Look chick, here's the deal. It doesn't matter what the reason is that someone rejects you. It really doesn't matter. The point is, they rejected you. That means it's time to respect yourself and turn your affection and attention to someone else. Find someone who DOES want to date you. Who has the confidence and commitment to date you. This guy doesn't.

>but he likes meeee

Don't care. Doesn't matter. He blew it when he said he won't...
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Schizo here. This is my first question for you: Was she diagnosed with schizophrenia, or is it a self diagnosis?

>>16611488
She was going to go to therapy for it, but I think it's a self diagnosis. Her family treats her as such and it's as reliable as a therapist diagnosis. I don't know if she were professionally diagnosed though.

>>16611496

Alright, schizo here again. First things first, someone who suspects they might have schizophrenia should always see a doctor about it. Therapy is one thing, but they should definitely be seeing a psychiatrist to be absolutely certain its schizophrenia. She may need to be on some medication, for her own sake.

What sparked my question was that you mentioned she'd been dealing with schizophrenia since she was 13. While contracting schizophrenia at such a young age isn't impossible, it's well...
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Just be yourself nigga

>>16611412
>not attracted to male anatomy
>I'm also aroused in cross-dressing/sissy/trap/femboy stuff

self-hating closeted fag detected

Yes, ignore that Red Pill alpha/beta shit, trust me most girls find that shit ridiculous or downright disgusting. Treat her like your partner, tell her your fantasies and explore then together.

>>16611335
They aren't doing anything more miraculous than what you're doing on their off time. They seem to be having the time of their lives all day every day because they're a lot more camera whore-ish than the average guy.

In reality, while more men will sit around playing video games, watch TV or playing instruments in their down time, women will go on instagram, buzzfeed, netflix, etc.

Don't worry about it.

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Girls are a little bit more social, on average. But their conversations are a bit more boring.

> Be more social

>>16611335
Because people put women on a pedestal and act like they're divine beings when in reality they're just as boring and shitty as men.

I'm sorry to hear that you (and she) are going through this, but she needs more help than you, or we, can provide. She needs a professional.

This doesn't mean you can't do anything. A kind and supportive friend can work wonders for snapping someone out of individual crashes. You may even find yourself saving her life a few times. But this doesn't fix the underlying problem, and if left untreated, there will be more crashes. She needs professional help, and the best thing you can do in the long term is to gently -always gently- urge her in that direction.

age?

>>16611275

Like if this is serious...
you MUST always consider it being a serious business/HER depression must be YOUR personal enemy
you should never left her ending up alone (even if she says that she will be OK), even for a night. Text her, phone-call her.
you can try to find out what bothers her with such tendecies (and you could try to protect her from it)
show her that you ARE really caring about her fate, show her that you are worried about her mood. (and it makes you down too)
talk to her (alot)
try...
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>>16611258
>I want to make sure my boyfriend gets all the money in my bank account.

How nice of you to leave him some money when you tear his fucking heart you and leave him directionless and wondering what he could have done to keep the person he loved from killing themselves.

Put in some fucking effort and make some sacrifice.

Fuck yourself. Do better. You can do better. You can be better than this.

>>16611258
Why do you want to kill yourself, OP?

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>>16611258
Unless you're infected with a virus that will destroy humanity you most definitely do not have to kill yourself

He always tells one side of the story. He always keeps to his fucking side of the story do he plays it out like he's the victim working his asshole off but doesn't see the bigger picture. Im so tired of it.

25 and in similar boat, except he's here all the time and his entire side of the family and my siblings are the same way.

I feel for you and for all of us afflicted with such toxic persons.

>>16611167
God. Do you have any advice. I mean you're 25.. you've got to had some improve right? Things get better right? I'm so tired of being uprooted when he gets upset with me over minuscule little things.

>>16611075
Uh, women dont have colons.

See a doctor. We are not qualified to diagnose here on 4chan, but if I had to guess, I'd suspect an intestinal ulcer of some kind.

>>16611098
Wat
Yeah they do desu