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>guy
>has sex for first time
>she does some weird voodoo hand movements with my dick
>told her it actually kind of hurts
>calls me a pussy
>she does it again
jesus fucking christ
>HELLO?
How do I cope with this? and keep it enjoyable for her and me?
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Kick her fookin' teeths in, mate.
she raped you OP put her ass in jail
Slap her
My bf is kind of small. He really tries to do his best but he just can't get into spots that really gets me off. I'm very tight, so grith is not really a problem and he cums fine, but length is.
Any tips to solve this like good positions to try?
You know the answer
>>16617359
>>16617364
^
>get an elblack
Missionary with your legs over his shoulders and him raising your butt. Really deep penetration.
Guys, i have an amazing bf. He's perfect in every way. We know each other since 2 years and as it turned out, we have been crushing on each other since we first met. We have a few friends in common, that's how we met. Since about 7 weeks we have started doing stuff on our own after he finally had the courage to make the first step. I was too cowardly.
We don't have a lot of free time, but we make an effort to see each other as often as possible. Last week we made our relationship official. As you can see, everything is just like a fairytale so far.
Yesterday, we spent the whole night cuddling, talking and fucking. It was absolutely wonderful. He told me "i love you". But we also talked about some risky topics concerning my past. Specifically that i had an abortion a few years ago. Now i am freaking the fuck out that this might change his view of me. My gutt knows that he stands above such things, but my mind is going crazy. I don't even know what kinf of advice i wish from you, i guess i just needed to vent. But if anybody has an idea how to calm me down again, i would be so happy. I love this guy so very much, i don't want to fuck this up! But i felt it was important to tell him, cause it's something that belongs to me, if i like it or not.
>>16617298
dont think about ur past cause hes your future
its awesome that u said that to him asap, cause if he discovered it year later for example it wouldve caused much bigger probs and pain than now
if he really loves you he should be ok with that, JUST TELL HIM EVERYTHING and dont lie about nothing. make him love you for what u are
oh and dont get pregnant too fast
>>16617480
Thank you for the heads up anon. That was the reason i told him. I want to know him, flaws and all. And i think he deserves to have a complete understanding of who i am. I just tend to beat myselfe up over past mistakes and bad decisions. well, time will tell.
Oh, i won't. I got an iud because of my paranoia...
>>16617511
but really, if you feel like you love him tell him about every guy youve kissed, every guy you liked and so on. And if he sees that youre honest and knows everything about you he might do the same. It was my biggest mistake with my first gf (the one im with now). I wasnt honest, and lies started to pop out now and then. One day i just told her everything, she saw that its really everything, she cried a lot, but now she knows knows me and im glad. I wish i did it in the first days tho. :(
wow! iud is a big plus for u. :D Im trying to get my gf to get one, finally cumming for real inside her.
I get in angry as fuck when a girl I like keep talking to other men and even smile at them. I'm fully aware that she is a free person and she can do anything she wants and we are not lovers but I can't stop feeling like shit and angry. What should I do /adv/? I even stop talking to girl I liked after seeing them interact with other men on friendly basis. I hate it.
>>16617179
We do not have this problem in Saudi Arabia inshallah
Girls hate it when guys they like talk to girls.
>>16617224
>Girls hate it when guys they like talk to girls.
But I don't talk to other girls when I like a specific girl.
I wanted to know: would you let your girlfriend go for outings with only boys?
She told me she doesn't like hanging out with girls, she finds them boring.
>>16617173
she finds them boring because they cant take turns slamming her asshole
Sure, I trust her. She's always been a bit of the 'awkward' type so she's had a hard time clicking with a lot of girls since, towards other girls, they tend to be judgmental cunts.
>>16617196
she's going to be clicking with the dicking
My current girlfriend doesn't take cock very well. I've fucked 14 other girls, and this is literally the first girl I have ever run into this problem with.
Basically we have sex, and then she literally needs a day off because she is too sore. Like she can't have sex with me two days in a row, or even two times in the same day. I told her she needs to figure this out. Go see her Gyno and get it fixed.
Dudes, she got Fucking upset! Really? Are you Fucking kidding me right now!? She's not good enough at blowjobs to hold me over during her rest day when she doesn't have sex, and I'm not fucking masterbating when I am in a sexual relationship. That's just Fucking stupid. Honestly she's 22, and I pointed out that this shouldn't be an issue at that young of an age. Like I tried to help her look at it logically and shit, and she got more and more upset!
You sound like a complete douche.
Telling her to go to a doctor because she's unfuckable, fucking her sore all the time, refusing to take care of yourself, and saying she's shit at bjs all point to you being an immature selfish little shit.
If you gave half a fuck about her you'd have tried things like maybe working her up from small dildos or asked her if she's had any weird symptoms lately instead of just telling her to get her cunt checked because it's not good enough for you.
>>16617154
Some chicks are like that. You are a douche
>be girl
>bf is clumsy as fuck in bed
>everytime he sticks it in he's like a gorilla with a pool cue
>no foreplay
>I'm drier than a desert because he has no sensitivity
>what a douche
>apparently it's my problem
A close friend confessed to me. Conversations have been small talk since then, its been a bit awkward. He knows I wouldn't have been interested, he just wanted to tell me and get it off his chest. Is there anything I can do to stop it from being so awkward? Should I bring this up with my boyfriend or just keep it a secret? I usually tell him everything.
Last year I confessed to a girl I had been into for a very long time. The purpose was not so that she would be with me (although it would have been a nice bonus), but it was so that I could be honest with her and ultimately move on.
OP, it might be inevitable that you and your friend become distant, that's just how feelings work. Especially if you're in a relationship with someone else.
Whatever you do, never text "Hey" to him at midnight nearly a year after he has confessed and then never follow up on it
I guarantee that I'll mess him up even more.
>why are girls so mean ;-;
>>16617140
Just say you're not ready for a relationship and you can still remain friends.
I'm a very shy girl who met a guy who went after me really intensely. I was standoffish for a very long time since I don't really trust people much, I'm too sensitive and I was trying to protect myself but slowly I guess you could say he melted me.
I was really scared and I told him many times to just tell me if he just wants to have fun and isn't serious because then I could protect my heart. I was really attracted to him and didn't have any other prospects at the time so I said I would be casual with him if that is what he wants. But be kept showering me with love and pulled me in further.
Now the relationship is over and he basically broke up/moved on very swiftly and unemotionally. I realize he was never really serious and it's my own fault for believing him. However, I think the experience will help me be less naive in the future.
Sorry for the long introduction but I just wanted to give a bit of background information. Basically I am heartbroken and I feel wronged. I tried to be very understanding and end it on good terms but my anger has just grown. I want to tell him what I think about his uncaring nature one last time before forgetting about it but I don't know if I should. I mean do people like that care that they have hurt another person deeply? I can't even imagine treating someone you shared so much with with such coldness. It's probably better not to say anything right? But I feel like I need to get it out. What do you guys think?
>>16617102
iktf
But it might not be the best idea for you to talk to him again, best thing to do is to move on and not give him the thought he doesn't deserve. If you really feel like you need to get it off your chest remember that it's unlikely he will apologise, he's more likely to shrug it off or ignore you or argue
I'm in a really similar situation right now. I suggest just trying to move on. If he hurt you without giving a fuck he won't care no matter what you say to him. Some people are just manipulative assholes without feelings. I wish you better luck next time
>>16617111
>>16617112
Yeah I don't really expect a real reaction from him but it's hard for me to understand people like that. I wonder if he would feel a shred of regret and think twice when coming across someone like me again.
I mean he isn't completely heartless I guess. He could have just shut me out completely but I did manage to have a long conversation about it with him on the phone. He didn't say much but he was still there and listening. It's just that it's very easy for him to just cut me out of his life and mind.
I hope things work out better for all of us in the future.
>You are making your dating pool smaller - most people want kids
>You only live once and you are missing out a lot if you don't have kids
>You don't get to pass on your genes and assets into future generations
>Who will look after you when you are old?
>Who will pay respect to you after your death?
;_;
>>16617063
Because kids are useless money pits that require constant attention and prevent you from taking proper vacations and degenerate sex marathons
whats the advice needed here
Im 20 and I hate bitter drinks, always try drinking beer/cider with friends and I end up wretching. Can someone reccomend a really sweet alchoholic beverage? I dont mind looking like a femme.
Also I realise its normal to dislike bitter things as a kid but has anyones tastebuds for bitter drinks changed 20+?
>>16617020
You can get sweeter ciders. I don't know if Rekorderlig is available where you live, but it's pretty sweet and no guy I know has been called a fag for drinking it either. Otherwise, you could drink vodka in cola or whatever
>>16617023
I usually go for Kopparberg, but even that I dont really enjoy drinking because I can still taste some of the alchohol. Can you really not taste the vodka in a vodka and coke? Or would I just have to drown it in coke.
>20 years old
>diagnosed autistic
>can't relate to most people as they have completely different interests
>work at home, rarely go outside
>no friends for years
How do I make friends?
>inb4 go outside
Where do I go? And even if I went there, what do I do?
Also, not working at home is not an option.
Join a protestant church. Become a part of their young adults group.
My experiences have been nothing but positive.
Play minecraft, it's full of autists.
>>16616952
I used to play it when I was younger. Now I grew out of it.
so I just got fired because I kept missing shifts and being late/too early
I have serious trouble with managing time and dates, I couldn't read a clock till I was13, and not reliably till I was 16
I theoretically failed school based on attendance because I missed my classes and turned up in the wrong place for everything
I regularly miss special occasions, holidays, and get the days of the week mixed up more often than not
It's hard to describe exactly what the problem is, I'm not sure if there is an underlying issue or not, but it goes we beyond the realm of general disorganization
I've tried getting a calendar, whiteboard with rosters, alarms on my phone, but the difficulty keeping them up to date is just as bad as the trouble remembering without them
>>16616772
sounds like something weird enough that you will need professional help with. have you sought any?
>>16616775
tried, but nobody seemed to have any answers
what makes it more of a puzzle is that I'm literate and numerate, often people with these issues suffer from a general cognitive impairment
so I could tell you what 120+50 is imediately, but if asked what time it would be in one and a half hours, if it's 12:30 now; I couldn't answer reliably
>>16616789
there has to be someone that can help you professionally, I don't personally know any contacts that I can give you but there has to be help out there for people like you.
You should try your hardest to get control of your life, go to every mental health facility there is if you have to.
I need some advice. here's my current situation
>in first year of college, getting good grades, first year
>absolutely hate it. destroying me, stressing me out, cry at the thought of it, think about suicide often
>prone to depression since I was young
>have a successful bf with upper class parents, would be expected I finish school
>my parents also want to me to finish school, but are the kind of parents that would let me live with them no matter what as long as I wasn't doing absolutely nothing
>good worker. bosses like me. am able to easily get a job
>currently employed in retail wageslave job
>Ideally want to live a simple life, away from big cities, cheap
I know I'd have to leave my bf if I dropped out of school or risk him resenting me for being a "loser", but I honestly feel like school is sucking the soul out of me. I have tons of hobbies and interests and I'm unable to do any of them because I'm always so exhausted, mentally and therefore physically. A few of my interests could end up pulling in money, and if they didn't I could always go back to school later in life. I'm not worried about ever being homeless or anything like that. I think my parents just want to see me happy.
What should I do with my life? Keep going to school and slowly kill myself? disappoint my parents and lose my bf for the chance of happiness? I really like him and I'd lose some friends I really like. Is there some middle ground? I honestly feel like I'm going to end up killing myself or absolutely destroy my GPA which is sitting at a 4.0 after my first semester. Worth noting, I am not taking difficult classes by any means.
Will it just get better eventually?
>>16616756
>GPA which is sitting at a 4.0 after my first semester. Worth noting, I am not taking difficult classes by any means.
>female
>4.0
literally wasting your time
your pussy allows you to marry into money
>>16616756
think of your future, you will be young once, so what you do in these years will be very important
personally I just fucked up my life and destroyed an 8 year relationship entirely. will have to be rebuilding my entire life from scratch, and im already 26. and this happened because I didnt think of my future, I kept living one day at a time and procrastinating in a sickening way
if your boyfriend doesnt understand your decision, whatever it ends up being, then it wasnt a relationship worth worrying about anyway
Drop your job, get worse grades, finish college.
But that's assuming your degree is actually useful, if you're studying some useless crap with no job prospects may as well ditch school.
I just poured water in my friend's gas tank cuz he owed me $70. Does that make me the asshole?
>>16616732
shoulda poured sugar in, or better yet just siphon 70$ worth of gas
>>16616732
That makes you a vandal and you can get in trouble and/or ass kicked. $70 wasn't worth it.
>>16616739
How much does it cost to fix? I'm guessing its a lot more $70?
I keep imagining and feeling spirits fuck me and touch me . I get wet. One just put it's uncut duck on my face and I sucked it... It looked like I was sucking the air. But I felt his cock and it felt good in my mouth.
I want to know if you find this my imagination or really spirits fucking me.
This happens at any times, in a car, plane, bedroom, watching a movie... You name it. They know no bounds. I get very wet but in public I can't touch myself yet I still feel it. Like my spiritual body is orgasming.
I can see and feel the different spirits on me. Sometimes I feel it then purposefully picture it's some one I know.
>>16616682
yeah me too
Did /x/ not roleplay with you enough?
>tfw you will never make a girl wet---in this life or the next
