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I hate my parents.
both of them a utter lowlifes and have successfully passed on their burdens and mistakes to me and my brothers. while they squander their lives away inside public housing apartments with their 3rd or 4th fail "relationship" and talk about how hard life is to them, all they've done with their lives in "party" and drink and have sex and look at whats that gotten them.
I don't want them at my graduation. I don't want them anywhere near my future family and I just wanna forget they ever existed.
How do I...
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>>16612904
Are you graduating from high school or college?
Tell them the wrong date. If that wouldn't work, just have a smoke and tell them straight up.
>>16612911
high school. I'll be the second person in my family. my older brother also did not invite them. and my dad try to go anyway and forced his way in.
Pirate here. I usually pirate EVERY movie or tv show I watch but there's this movie out in the theater thats really popular and I need to see it right away so I can't wait till it's ripped and put on the internet. So here's my problem. What's the best way to do this? Should I just show up and hope it isn't sold out and wait in line like some fucking pleb? Is buying tickets online the normal thing to do now?
Go to the grocery and buy your crab legs. Smuggle them in under your coat. Buying them at the theater is overpriced. Make sure your falcon is well rested so he isn't agitated during the film, since this is rare for him to go out with you. When the film is over, hurry to the showers so you don't have to wait in line.
>>16612749
not bringing the falcon i dont want to pay for his seat. any other advice?
>>16612749
This.
Don't forget to take your wife's son either.
What's a badass gift/surprise I can give to my gf in our 3rth year anniversary?
An engagement ring
>>16612742
Fuck me, probably nothing can get better than this.
>>16612757
After 3 years, it's the only you can get her without her feeling shitty as hell
I had a feeling that sex was coming so decided to prepare my body to look presentable. I haven't had it for a long time so I let myself grow it out.
So I shaved my beard, then armpits then looked down to that hairy mess of a crotch. Wasn't sure where to begin. Started with balls, that was easy. Noticed hair extending to my asshole so I shaved that too along with my ass. The pubes I wanted to just trim a little and be done with shaving. I went around the area and then started a close trim. It seemed to me that I cut more from the left so I focused on the right, then right seemed shorter, etc. Soon it looked almost like a landing strip so I shaved it off completely even if I didn't want in the beginning. Problem was hair extended to my stomach and chest and when I shaved pubes completely it looked a bit weird like a tan line but with hair. Did the chest and stomach. And after that I couldn't stop. Went and shaved it all like crazy. So now I'm completely smooth everywhere below my eyebrows. It looks a bit funny. I'm like a prepubescent child. Not sure she will like it to be honest.
What do you think? Should I warn her before sex that underneath I'm smoother than her? So she doesn't freak out or starts laughing uncontrollably. It made me wonder. Do women prefer a certain amount of hair in certain places in men? We prefer women completely bare. I'd like to stick my tongue in all sorts of places and hair would be just a turn off anyways. What about women? Do you think I should wait to grow some back or she'll understand?
Thank you in advance.
>>16612366
I much prefer totally shaven guys. The texture of hair in my skin does not feel so good.
I don't see too big a deal here. If she makes a problem out of it, she's really immature.
A lot of men actually don't like it completely bare. My guy, for example, prefers some left on the mons pubis.
Just like guys have all sorts of preferences, the same goes for girls. I can't say what yours likes. I'm sure it will be totally fine. Hair grows back. You can ask her what she prefers.
>>16612399
I don't mind if I'm bare completely if it's better for sex. It's nice to touch but I think that men just aren't supposed to have it bare. Gay, not manly comes to mind. What is the appeal of hair on men to you? what places, how much?
Okay, so here's the deal.
Around a month ago, I opted to bang this chick, who for the sake of anonymity we'll call A. A was always super fucking into me, is a bit bigger and I honestly only mildly enjoy her presence. Enough that I don't mind talking with her at the occasional party or going out for lunch with her and some friends, but not enough that I'm comfortable talking with her for extended periods of time alone or making any commitments with her. Now that being said, A and I have a fair amount of mutual friends and she even knows a lot of ladies that I don't.
So, we've been "fuck friends" since then. We've fucked like twice and she sends me pictures, but I've made excuses to not go and see her. We originally agreed to stay private about our arrangement but she has told like, 4 or so of our friends.
This didn't matter until now. I was chatting with one of my female friends R. She asked me a bit about A and I explained that I didn't really know if I wanted to continue fucking her, she said some shit like "she doesnt want a relationship but she is attached to you and feels comfortable around you." The subject eventually fades away and she mentions that I look really hot with my new haircut and I jokingly said she was into me, to which she said, "I wouldn't do that to A." I honestly don't even know if I'm attracted to A other than the fact that sex/doing anything with her sounds nice in my head but we were talking about sex and her mentioning sucking dick made me feel about the same uncomfortable weird feeling I get when one of my long term female friends mentions their sex life, so I very well might not be attracted to her.
What mainly has me concern here is that someone wouldn't do things with me because A is getting attached. I'm fine with occasionally banging her on the side, but I don't want this to interfere with other possibilities or anything like that.
>pic unrelated
This was hard to read. Going outside of this group is your best bet. Not really sure what the question is.
>>16612297
Sorry, I suck at explaining.
It's just a genuine "what do" sorta question. Do I stop banging A?
>>16612315
You're in for a shitstorm, I suggest you buckle up.
See, when you have sex with someone who doesn't see it as a purely physical act, they're going to assume that they mean something to you. In this situation, when you decide to stop fucking her she's going to be confused and angry. You'll STILL be off-limits to any of her friends, and even if one is them DID end up being with you afterwards then like half of your friend group is going to believe that you were stolen away while...
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Why does every girl I date outright mentions having kids?
>>16612245
They want kids.
It's probably a sign that you're a good dude.
Congrats OP!
You're a beta provider! Enjoy lapping up the cum from her last 23 "mistake" guys
Need relationship advice? Ask someone who has been in a stable relationship for 7 years anything. I answer everything to the best of my ability.
>>16612235
How do you determine if you're going too fast in a relationship?
>>16612250
Can you already feel the relationship getting boring? How long have you been together?
>>16612256
It's definitely not getting boring it's just that things have progressed physically suddenly. We've been talking for about a month now, but she recently got out of a 3.5 year relationship.
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Hello. I am a 27 year old male that is attracted to women 10-20 years old. Unfortunately I am also a law abiding citizen and the age AoC in my state is 16 so I am unable to have sex legally with more than half of the girls in my age group. I have tried going to bars but all the women there are 21+ and I am not interested. I am trying to think how I can be happy and be legal at the same time. Where are some good places to meet 16-20 year olds? I have have success at raves and off facebook but that's it. It hard to find people you love and i can def empathize with how hard...
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You know any girl you date is going to eventually age and be older than 20, right?
yikes.
>>16612193
For cuddling 10 yo you can still go to jail for grooming.
Hey /adv/
I rarely come here, but when I do it is usually about the relationship that I have with my S/O.
I had girlfriend of 5 months. I also cheated on her throughout this time without her knowing. I don't know why I cheated. To me, she is everything a man could want in a female: beauty, grace, and dedication ( making sure our relationship is working and stuff like that.)
After I cheated on her, I became very paranoid.
My mind started playing tricks on me. Basically, I kept telling myself that she might cheating on me too!
This was very bad,...
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fucking kill yourself seriously
Part 2...
We ended up cuddling on my bed tonight. I tried to make a move, but it was the first time she ever rejected my advance. She kissed me and told me that we should take it one day at a time.
I'm so confused.....are we back together???
>>16612199
tell her you cheated on her you fuck
how the fuck do i trill my rs. i want to learn russian but that r completly fucks me and i dont want to fake it all the time by tapping my tongue,
I had this problem with Russian too. Basically, first you need to throw out all the fucking advice people have written elsewhere online. "Just say POT OF TEA really fast!" That shit is literally useless.
You know how, when your lips are closed but relaxed, with no tension in the muscles, if you suddenly blow air out really hard, they kind of flap? It makes that BRRRRRR sound you make when you're cold? People sometimes make a similar sound when they puff out a sudden breath of air when they're frustrated or thinking. You've done that before, right?...
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>>16612150
>Not OP
I can get this to work, and I actually vibrate my tongue like this often out of boredom. I simply notice I have to pause speaking to "get ready" with my tongue to do it. Does it eventually come naturally, or you just get better at it?
>>16612150
K, thanks a lot. I can make my tongue vibrate but i think I need way too much air or pressure for it, you know? If there is a vocal before the r I'm struggling hard.
How do I manipulate a girl into giving me her virginity?
Let's set aside morality for a minute. I have a hookup who is a virgin, but will still come over and do oral on occasion. I would do this all the time, but every time she comes over she wants to stay the night and it ends up being many hours of shit just to get some head. If we were fucking I'd be fine with this.
What's the best way to pressure a girl into sex?
Is she into you as more than just a hook up? Are you willing to date her?
Most female virgins would rather lose it to someone special to them than a fuck buddy.
>>16612013
Yo, just rape her.
>>16612013
>Let's set aside morality for a minute.
No, let's not. This is evil, OP. If you're not satisfied with her, then leave her.
So I'm not sexually attracted to my gf. We almost never have sex because of this. She wants to have it quite often but I can never get myself in the mood. I can still fap to porn ok. Im still attracted to other girls. Shes a very good gf and i like everything else about her though. Is our relationship doomed?
>>16612007
Stop jerking off to porn retard
>I can still fap to porn ok. Im still attracted to other girls.
This is literally what porn does to you. From watching so many different girls have sex you start craving different women all the time.
>>16612007
Yeah it's not going to work unless you can somehow fix that shit.
> me female, 25, married, pregnant from first child, live in California
>my parents went out of town and asked for me to house/dog sit for 3 days
> parents live only 15 mins away
>dog is a hyper husky
> there is no one else that could dog sit but me and my husband
>1pm I get a call from a neighbor that the husky had ran away so husband and I went to pick her up
>...
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>>16611953
He sounds like a jerk.
>>16611953
You're both being weird. He's upset at something else. God only knows what it is. Something else in life is currently angering/upsetting him, and it came out today by being annoyed with the dog. You'll need to find out what's causing him to be irritable at a later time, not right now.
As for you, you've got some hardcore separation issues if you can't spend one night alone without your husband. Stop being nutters about this. It's nothing to throw this big of a fit about; and that goes for both of you.
Chill out, go to sleep and talk about this when you're rational again tomorrow. No crying, no yelling. It's not getting anyone anywhere. When you calm down, talk about it like adults.
>>16611953
>pregnant from first child
What
my dad died died of cancer last week why do i not feel more grief
>>16611924
Meh, I think it's normal. I've never really felt that sad from someone dying
>>16611924
Shock, or you saw him suffer for so long you are just numb that it is over.
I am sorry for your loss.
You may still be in shock. That happens sometimes. But I wonder: if you felt what you think is an appropriate amount of grief, what would be different?
