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How do I get over someone? Please help.
>>16615760
You don't
>>16615760
By growing up.
Star practicing Zen, and you will learn to control the pain we call life.
What are your types for defeating it /adv/? I've taken a lot of NyQuil and Mucinex and it doesn't seem to be helping much.
>>16615712
Suggestions*, fuck, I can't even type coherently.
Viruses are only alive as long as they have a host. To stop the flu, you have to kill yourself.
>>16615730
kekko, laughed IRL
I am seeing a woman who initially told me she was bisexual but in a conversation a couple months ago she said I am the only man she has ever been with and having vaginal intercourse with me is painful and unpleasant. She is still totally into oral sex and that is what we have been doing lately; it is good but I don't know if I'd be completely satisfied with only doing that for the rest of my life.
I am really conflicted because she is total bro tier wife material other than this. I was hoping there were some gay or bi anons on who could talk to me about their...
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Last one
She's a lesbian that's never used a dildo? wat
yeh what about fingering? maybe its something the body is not used to, and may take time in gradual stages?
sorry I cant shed light on a relationship like that
tl;dr, smoked 3 days ago, and I'm still high.
it hasn't been fading away, its just a consistent stoned feeling, maybe a 3 or 4 on a scale of 10.
it isn't debilitating, but its damn annoying. I have to pass it off as being hungover or a little bit drunk when my family and nonsmoking friends ask what's wrong with me. My dumbass friends who do smoke think I'm either lying, exaggerating, joking, or some shit. it was nice for the first day or so, but now its getting on my nerves since I have to go back to work and school soon.
at this point...
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>>16615607
That's some good shit!
>>16615607
it is possible you got wet weed or some shit but i've never heard of it lasting this long
eat fatty foods or work out, usually sobers me up
>>16615609
haha, it was damn good shit.
but imagine you ate the most delicious steak dinner one night... and three days later it was still in your mouth and you couldn't get it out. not so fun anymore
So I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow and I'm pretty anxious about the whole thing. I remember my cousins got theirs pulled and they all went through what seemed like hell.
Both of my parents never had theirs taken out so I really don't know what to expect. Can anyone shed some light on it please?
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>>16615586
youll get high as fuck off that gas and hopefully get some rad pillz to abuse
The actual surgery itself is nothing. If your teeth are very impacted, you might be in for quite the recovery. Have an ice pack on hand, take your painkillers, and don't try eating solid food before you're ready. Oh, and make sure to drink (but not suck!) a lot of fluids/water. Dry sockets suck ass.
Omg it's not bad for everyone. If they aren't impacted it's a very simple extraction & you don't even need to go to sleep. I had mine out and they were not impacted so I didn't get any gas only numbed and I took alleve for pain, didn't need the narcotics they had presevribed.
Why would a girl suddenly stop answering your texts/ignore you, any advice on how to solve it?
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>>16615391
she lost interest. happens to me all the time. one day ill be texting a guy like his dick is made of jewellry. the next ill be like 'ugh, this guy? again?'.
if its only been less than a day, consider the idea that shes busy. if shes just less frequent / disintereted, she wants you to impress her. no one wants to be text seduced. feel free to ask her to hang, make it something specific, no one likes it vague.
if she hasnt responded to more than two messges across two days time, shes already...
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>>16615391
that's the common shitty attitude that girls have nowadays
instead of actually handling things like a mature person, they prefer to just ignore
>>16615412
Yeah my problem is that texting is not my thing and so makes me feel rather insecure and then i fuck up and conversations usually turn to shit and so idk
Do girls like it when you say stuff like "You like Daddy's dick?"
Does that turn them on and make them more dependent on you?
What's the deal with acting like a father figure to your girlfriend?
>>16615370
>do girls like it
depends on the girl. it turns out it is surprisingly popular but that does not make it the norm. find out. if ur with a girl ask her what she likes. theres no shame in that. make it a bit of a philisophically sexual conversation. mention simple things that turn you on. see if she says the same.
i generally get the worsto uof them by asking first, and thery say something simple, and they ask what my fetishes are and i kinda laugh and say 'ur not...
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Depends on their fetishes
Personally: fuck no
Depends on the girl, I personally love it but some would run away screaming so proceed with caution.
I fucked up my roommates chopstick. He uses it for cooking and has had it for over 15 years, brought it with him from China as well. He is pretty pissed about it.
I need to find a quality replacement. I know it's not much but I feel like its better than nothing.
It's made out of Bamboo, has a rounded tip and seems to be a standard length Chinese chopstick, but I could be wrong.
Where can I get something that will be comparable or, at least a concession?
>>16614974
Go to your nearest chinese resturant.
get some fuckin' chopsticks.
Problem solved.
Unless of course your roommate is has autism-tier obsessions with mundane things like chopsticks, I'm sure he'll live.
>>16614998
Even I know more about chopsticks to know you are a fucking idiot.
>>16614974
>I fucked up my roommates chopstick.
buy yourself a dildo and stop misusing other people's property.
PS wouldnt it be better to just let him get the chopsticks. He knows where he got the last ones. Give him a dollar to cover the mail costs.
when people write
>t. anon
what does the t. mean?
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Its a meme from a Finnish image board, the t means regards it's a way Finnish people sign their letters.
Lurk more the next time
>>16614700
turd
>>16614720
Ah, piss off. I've been here for years and I had no idea either. I stopped going on this website for a month or two and when I came back it was all >t. and >baka desu senpai and >kek kek kek and it's not clear from the context what any of that shit means.
My soul burns for her, I imagine she's riding around in my car with me, I imagine she's eating with me when I eat alone, every single action I do now is to improve myself FOR YOU
just wanted that off my chest
Dat non-nonchalance. Dat green hair. Dat vision of traditional medieval beauty.
I can see why you're so infatuated.
>>16612701
you're gunna make it bro, you have the fire inside of you now
i swear that's why females were created, to make men want more out of themselves
>>16612716
no no no no no
>>16612719
yeah I swear to god man, have you read La Vita Nova?
Anyone of you Anons have any luck with online dating?
I was thinking of trying out a website like OkCupid, and seeing if it's for me or not.
Also, I've been working on a little summary and I was wondering if you guys could take a look at it. I don't want to come off too pretentious or boring.
"I focus on what I am very passionate about. I love Literature, and anything that has to do with the English language. I don't know why, but I love the concept of Linguistics. Some people are interested in numbers, others in Microbe. I'm...
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>>16611673
Are you a guy and a 7/10 or below? Don't do it, you'll be worse off.
>>16611673
>Anyone of you Anons have any luck with online dating?
Yup. I swear by it.
Honestly I wouldn't even bother with a fancy, heartfelt profile. Women don't read that shit. I threw up a couple pictures and some bullshit jokes in my 'about me' section and had fantastic luck.
Went on a few shitty dates but you'd do that anyways with or without the internet. I fucked a lot of girls, met a lot of people, even met the girl I've been dating...
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>>16611673
>"I focus on what I am very passionate about.
good
> I love Literature, and anything that has to do with the English language.
sounds gay to say you "love" something like that. Say: What I am passionate about is literature and language.
> I don't know why, but I love the concept of Linguistics.
sounds beta, wishy-washy. Also is linguistics a "concept" or a field...
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