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> in car with family
> listening to music
> step-mom starts her whale call
> AS A FAMILY WE NEED TO WATCH DATA USAGE ESPECIALLY YOU ANON WERE AT 60% TOTAL ALLOWED
>tell her it's the 26th our data rolls over the 27th were actually doing remarkably well but my phone can show you how much data I use here
> inb4 incoming full on dory whale noises
>WHY ARE YOU...
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>>16612128
Saying sorry and not being a dick about it.
Theyre your parents, dude. Take their shit. you dont have to listen but just act like it.
>>16612128
I'm a 30 year old man with 2 degrees, 3 cars, and a 6 figure salary.
You, anon, are my hero of the week.
>stay kicked out
>stream porn on the family plan until all data is used up
>start using extra data and getting charged for it
>confront family and tell them youll continue using demon powers to invoked additional data charges to the family plan unless they take you in
I'm 23 years old but at that point I'm fairly sure I will never get a boyfriend and have a relationship. It's due to a fact that I'm extremely introverted and don't trust people in general and unless I know them very well, I can't open up. I'm also fucked up in the head but refuse treatment, but that's not important.
My question is how do I embrace and accept that? I don't mind being lonely and alone, I'm used to that, but from time to time I feel pangs of sorrow when I realise I won't have my own children or husband....
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>>16612073
Post nude pictures so I can analyze them
>>16612100
There wouldn't be much to anylyse anon
>>16612110
analyse*
So wifey and I have had this argument several times
>neither of us view negroes as humans
>she says that God put them on this Earth specifically for the sexual gratification of their superiors
>therefore it isn't cheating when she fucks black guys
Can anybody here find a hole in her logic?
I guess I would be free to fuck black women too, but I don't want to because they mostly look like pic related.
>>16611997
There's no thermostat in a tent!
>>16611997
1/10 troll. Please apply yourself harder next time.
/pol/tards are meant for each other I see
Any premature ejaculators here?
I am 19 and have been having this problem since summer. I do not know what the fuck caused it. I was able to control my cum before but not anymore. My gf is a year now likes to get pounded doggy style but I just cum in like a minute.
I've tried kegels, masturbating more often or before sex, and all that crappie.
Can this be cured?
I'm uncut, I can pull my foreskin all the way back.
It's probably psychological. I've found that this happens to me sometimes if there's something important that I need to do, and I'm procrastinating. It's like, my mind won't allow me to fully enjoy sex if I don't "deserve" it.
Is there something else in your life, weighing on your mind or stressing you out, that started around the same time as your sexual problem?
>>16608397
Uhm yeah. For awhile. Not anymore. I just want to please my girl like I used to
>>16608387
Just fuck her multiple times in a row.
Is there anyone else here who completely abstains from all forms of intoxication (both legal and illegal)? Seems like there are fewer and fewer of us. Not looking for a debate or anything, just wanna know if you're out there...
Probably not very many like you said but I never have.
Never interested me.
>>16610174
Yep. It's never appealed to me either. I can count the number of times I'd had caffeinated coffee on one hand and that's it.
Do you include caffeine, pain killers and refined sugar as not being drugs?
I think I'm bisexual? 19 male here. Should I experiment with gay guys (whom I find attractive) or play it safe and only fuck with females (whom I also find very attractive). Long term relationship wise I'd like a woman
>>16614175
Hope you like diseases, moron.
>>16614175
how is sticking with females playing it safe? i mean i guess theres that exposure element but its not hard to be discreet these days with apps and internet and such.
i recommend experimenting. the worse that happens is you have some 'meh' sex.
>long term relationship wise id like a woman
just a warning, this is what every 'striaght' guy i ever fooled around with up from middleschool to college has said, and they all ended up being gay in...
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>>16614192
>i recommend experimenting. the worse that happens is you have some 'meh' sex.
You do realize that anal gay sex is the most surefire way to get AIDS, right?
>not saying you are definitely a homo, but thats been my experience thus far.
What is anecdotal evidence?
I'm traveling a long distance to see my girlfriend on New Years at her home town. The thing that they do there is everyone does fancy dress. I've never liked dressing up but she invited me so I said ok. It's turned out that two of her friends are pretending to get married, so that's the theme.
Soo I went out and bought a suit. Apparently that doesn't count as fancy dress and she wants me to wear a dress. I've said I'm not comfortable doing that but she wont let it go.
She said If I don't dress up I'm not invited. I already have the train tickets but I'm considering not going now, I don't want to spend 5 hours traveling just to have an argument with her.
It's for fun. Just do it
>>16614106
bleck. thats a tough situation. whatst he LDR deal? like when did you meet, etc?
me i wouldnt do it. if she hadnt made it an ultimatum i probably would have jumped on that train (of thought) but im a stubborn person and dont like the idea of being forced intso something embarrassing.
not sure what to say really, most /adv/ is clear cut. i could give moer solid advice if i understood the nature of the relationship more, how often this sorta thing happens, how long you been dating, how ya met, future plans, etc?
>girlfriend
>long distance
>New Year together
>not invited if you don't play along
Yeah, that's not how a relationship works. You don't get petty with an SO who lives too far for frequent visits just because they don't want to cross dress. You suck it up because it's your SO and you haven't seen them in a while despite missing them terribly.
It sounds like you're just her side piece.
I let a friend of 11 years move into my house. I own the house, she was going through a break up and she needed a place to move in other than her parent's home.
Long story short, she's a nightmare. She doesn't do dishes (won't even put dirty dishes in the dishwasher and won't put clean dishes away), won't buy her own shampoo or toothpaste so she uses mine, won't pitch in for essentials like toilet paper or trash bags or dishwasher liquid, and worst of all, she doesn't think she needs to pay me rent.
How do I kick her out?...
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Oh no, please don't tell me that you're the one who made a thread a short while ago. The one who didn't know about established residency and who was told to get her out under the pretext of tenancy laws?
>>16613823
When she leaves change the locks and put her shit on the lawn
>>16613829
That's me. The same one. She's gotten worse. Promised me she would leave. She has spent the weekend (I was out all Christmas week for 2 weeks) unpacking when she told me she would leave.
Came home to find she had laundered all her clothes with my detergent. I needed to wash my clothes but there's no more detergent. We have one roll of toilet paper left. The trash is piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen because she missed trash collection. Dishes everywhere in the kitchen .
So my gf has this coworker whos always trying to ask her out and stuff. Normally im not the jealous type but she told me once he asked her to go to the beach with him (at 11pm btw) to which she replied "but im in bed already" and he said "so?" To which she changed the subject
Is she being a little too nice here? Why didnt she just say no? Should I say something about it? Because the way she said it sounds like she wants to but cant, which invites him to keep asking her out. Am I overthinking this?
Just dont get cucked m8
>>16613797
She's being too nice but he's too dense to realize he's got no chance.
>>16613805
So should I just let it be? What if he asksher out again?
Why is it the only you meet a great guy, he's either taken or gay? Why seemingly the only available men out there are creeps and dicks?
Where have all the good guys gone?
Why wouldn't a good guy be taken? Your best bet is getting one right after a breakup.
>>16613652
This is just bait right?
>>16613652
>>16613654
I know a good guy who's single. Very nice, smart, funny, uniquely attractive, and down to earth.
But he usually keeps to himself and rarely talks to people. You often find him alone and reading. I don't know how to hint at that I like him, and I'm too nervous approaching him outright. ;_;
>at drink up with gf and other friends
>by 2am I'm about to pass out so icgo to bed
>gf says She'll benin bad later
>5am I wake up , gf is on laying on couch with other male friend
>they both have blankets on thyrel playing trivia on his phone
>loose my shit
>guy starts pooing it and says they did nothing but play trivia
>after...
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Are you still drunk?
She's a slut. There's a reason your "friend" shit himself when you called them out. Dump and move on.
Only one thing to do, anon.
Beat his ass and show her whos the alpha.
Fighting is fighting even if it is a bitch-like fight. bite kick scratch etc use whatever to knock his bitch ass out so he knows not to fuck w/ u
Anons, tell me something that made you happy today!
>>16609741
I survived a suicide attempt and alcohol poisoning
>>16609741
Woke up with vagina stains on my shirt. Only girl in the house was my sister in law.
I haven't worn a watch in a long time
How tight should the watch be?
Am I wearing it on the right part of my wrist or should I move it up or down a little?
>>16613158
Move it until it embraces the palm of your hands, then choke the strap on there as hard as you would a child's throat.
Ugly, clunky, cheap watch though. Throw it away.
Looks too tight, let it rest on your wrist and you're champion.
the fuck are you wearing what goddamn year do you think it is. christ.
I just broke up with my first great love and I feel like I don't really have anyone to talk to or turn to. I keep thinking that if I could just hug someone and have someone hug me it would be easier, that someone being a stranger going through a similar thing. is that weird? Do you think services like that exist?
Craigslist or something honestly, or try to find a support group.
I wish I could hug you op, I'm in the same situation.
>>16613035
This board is basically that stranger.
>>16613045
Same ;_;
>>16613047
I just feel like I need to feel the physical closeness of another person.
Technical advice needed.
What are the best ways to get those people who say,
>"Only God can judge me"
or
>"You don't know my life, don't judge"
to shut the fuck up?
>>16612991
Ignore it. People who say shit like that are the same type who will cause a fuck ton of drama if they feel slighted by you. Just stop hanging out in trailer parks bro.
>>16612997
But anon, I want these people to never use that goddamn phrase again. That level of shut-the-fuck-uppery.
>>16613006
You start minding your own business instead? You sound like a huge asshat anon.
