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>Best friend's GF cheats on her (she's bi) with me
>Best friend's GF leaves her the next day
>Best friend is crushed and gets super depressed
>Best friend finds out what happened a week later
>Best friend never wants to speak to me again
This was like a month ago and we haven't talked since. Before anyone says anything, I'm fully aware that I'm a complete scumbag. What do?
Fuck your best friend.
Find a new best friend because you no longer have that one
Not sure what you expected to happen really
I found out I have a small case of phimosis.
My doctor said I have two options: go in and circumcize myself, but the operation will make me lose more than half of the pleasure I feel during sex, or either I try to stretch it out, wash it regardless and deal with it, but with the risk that I may have dick cheese (didn't know it existed a thing until he told me) and be unable to clean myself properly.
I don't know what to do...either I'm a pure vessel for STDs or I won't enjoy sex whatsoever.
I have a girlfriend and she knows this, but said "it's...
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Why would you lose so much sensitivity? Also why wouldn't you be able to clean your dick?
>>16621156
Yanks don't know how to take care of themselves.
>>16621124
>but the operation will make me lose more than half of the pleasure I feel during sex
That's a meme.
Hey /adv/, I have a few questions. Recently I've decided to become one due to a lot of personal reasons I'd rather not go into. Basically, I've said "fuckit I need the cash, and I don't care".
So, as a femanon, how would you write an ad? How do you prove you're not a cop in disguise (if in those states)? How do I stay safe, but still be able to do this (and ensuring anonymity)? As well as other questions you think I should know.
I guess share your stories as well?
Pic related, mfw talking about this.
Shameless bump.
NYC? I can plug you in with some clients.
Some quick tips
Don't expect many clients without doing bbj
Start with lower prices to build an audience
Don't be a "robot", men respond to positivity and enthusiasm. It's a turn on.
Get tested regularly.
Not that I have any experience, but you could start an instagram account with to gain some popularity and help out with your publicity? More popular does mean more expensive in this game.
Need advice. was kinda planning (but didn't make real plans) to see significant other for new years/new years eve, turns out they're going away somewhere for a party (lasting 3 days or more) They'll probably be drinking, and will be sleeping in a cabin with a group of other people around their age, also drinking.
Am I right to be kind of suspicious? this person is bad with contact so I doubt ill hear from them for about 3 days and im already a little upset we couldn't see eachother on new years. I'll be hanging with another friend to distract...
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Super weird that they didn't ask you to go with them imo. How long have you been together?
Ye it's pretty much over, wouldn't expect much if anything of that relationship after the holidays are over.
If someone actually tells you that your partner will cheat that pretty much means everyone besides you already knew.
That being said this is also an important question.
>>16620971
>>16620971
They're going with family, and I guess it was probably a last minute "you should really come" thing because they did wanna see me on new years. 9 months now.
>>16620997
It wasn't a "they're cheating and I have evidence" kind of thing. This person is just a good friend and they know I have relationship problems.
Im pretty sure my partner hasn't actually cheated, its just this is a pretty good opportunity to cheat,...
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I was hide and seek with my pug then I put on a scary mask and hid behind a wall. When he cautiously came over I jumped out and shouted at him. he screamed like he was about to die, he turned around accidentally hit his head on the wall, he got dizzy and ran like he was drunk, then collapsed in the living room and took a shit. It was so gross the whole living room had the smell of his shit. I was so angry I slapped hiis face and picked up his turd with a paper towel and force fed it to him. I thought he would get grossed out by it and learn not to shit on the carpet, but he...
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What
So you scared your dog enough to have him shit himself, then you force it back on him?
You don't deserve animals.
Dogs eat their own shit all the time you fucktard.
>>16620918
Yeah but I was trying to entertain him not scaring him for the sake of scaring him
I'm Asian and I want to be white as I reckon that white girls are the most attractive (pic related). Almost none of us Asian girls are naturally hot without cosmetic surgery/make up.
As an asian guy, I don't understand why you asian girls always self-hate yourself. What you need to understand is attractive people date attractive people regardless of race because there are beautiful and ugly people in every race.
>>16620833
you are hot
>>16620847
this post win!
So its been 12 hours since i broke up with gf and its 4:46am, tried to get to sleep but every time i fall asleep I keep thinking my ex-gf is right next to me and wake up shaking and my legs and head go really hot, thinking about how much of a selfish slut she is
ps. drove past the guys house who shes cheating on me with and her car is there
Ive cut all contact,
how do I deal with this?
>>16620828
go get high as fuck, play some games fall to bed tired senseless.
It helps to talk with a friend or family member. Take some time for yourself too.
You did the right thing OP. Remember that.
>>16620828
Be mad.
Don't try and ignore your feels. Be mad.
Play a violent vidja game. Wallow in your anger. Soak it up. Embrace it. FEEL it.
When enough time has passed, you will feel something else. Maybe it'll be sadness. Maybe it will be acceptance or joy.
But if you avoid feeling your feels, you'll just feel anxiety. And ultimately, the feel you're avoiding in the first place.
I'm pretty embarrassed .to make a long story short, I'm pretty sure my older sister found out I use her panties to masturbate, or at least knows I take them . If she confronts me what do I say?
Wrong pic , not related sorry
Depends. Do you want to bang her?
>>16620827
Wouldn't mind that .
Why are there no entry level jobs anymore?
Why is everything either 8dollars/hr to be a barista
Or 3 years expirence to qualify for a real job?
How are you even suppose to know if you like a job before investing thousands of dollars in the training?
Why can't I just have a dad or uncle that will cut though all this red tape for me?
Why isn't this any easier at age 28?
>>16620715
What?
Not true. Found three entry level jobs with almost zero experience. Two are shit though.
>>16620715
Do you have a degree?
I recently started dating this girl. We've gone on a bunch of dates, had sex a bunch of times, and things are going well. Our relationship doesn't really have a label yet (we haven't discussed getting serious), but it looks like it's heading in that direction. The sex is pretty good, but she makes me wear a condom. After having sex without a condom for 2 years with an ex gf of mine (ended a few months ago), it's really hard to go back to the rubber. The experience just isn't as nearly enjoyable for me. Putting a rubber on sometimes literally is...
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Get a STD test and show her
>>16620728
I'd rather not go through that process to be honest.
>>16620702
interesting. I'd like to know more about this as well. Sex with a condom sucks bro i feel you.
My suggestion is try to ease her into it by getting her really worked up and just kind of doing it and seeing if she goes with it but don't push it.
you could talk to her about how you feel about using a condom. I mean what do you have to lose? Ask her what her issue with it is, be it STD, Contraceptive purposes, cleanliness or whatever.
Good luck
Hi /adv/ . To any older sisters , how would you feel if you found out your little brother has a sexual attraction to little girls ? This doesn't mean he's actually done anything .
>>16620620
I would sit him down and give him a nice gentle sloppy loving blowjob and leave my panties with him so he knows his big sister will always be there to take care of him
now kiss
>>16620620
Talking from personal experience, get help. Seek professional help. Tell someone you trust if you need to, but don't ignore it.
If/when you get caught with porn or whatever on your computer, it'll destroy your family and your life. Talking from personal experience. It would get to the point where your family, wife and children are relieved you're dead.
It's not a healthy attraction, so get help anon. You can do it. Best of luck.
How do you become un-desperate for women if you get no women?
>>16620615
get women
>>16620618
Desperate men get no women. It's like gravity.
>>16620749
Gravity always wins Lemon
Alright feminists I need advice.
How do I make sure my gf is safe when im not around? She has to use the buss to get to her job and its just full of human trash, she gets asked if she has a bf like once every other day. She tells them "yes, and hes in the army" this normally defuses things, but I still worry one of them might get grabby or something.
So besides genocide or helping every inner city poor person, what can I get her to make sure she doesn't get harrased?
Is it a gun? Cause that seems like over kill.
>>16620610
Have a bull escort her to work.
>>16620624
Kek, but really, i should just get her a gun or some bear mace right?
Niggers are shit people.
Gun is a huge responsibility and has the potential to do more harm than good. Get her a pepper-spray, instead.
how do you become interested in other people and learn how to enjoy socializing
>>16620578
Orgies
Look up rsdtyler on YouTube. Guy is a boss who started off as basically autistic but now is somewhat decent at socialising.
>>16620578
Learn the hard way like everybody else who has lived and died on this planet.
>tfw met a cute girl from here
>she is just as crazy as me and have things in common
>she doesn't start to reply as fast as she use to
>now worried she found other friends to be around with
I'm scared she might just ditched me for her other friends. This has happened in the past with other people. Is there a way to stop it?
>>16620561
Are you sure it was actually a girl?
>>16620571
Yes we have done voice chat.
>>16620575
she found more people to talk to
