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And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get...
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>>16622884
Wanna smash? I main Donkey Kong.
>>16622897
I'll be Ness
Girls, what are your thoughts on quiet and/or shy guys?
Anybody want advice... from the Tarot? Ask me anything, and I'll do a reading for you.
>please do NOT frame your question as Y/N
>please give as much context as possible, as that really helps inform my readings
What area of my life needs improvement the most?
>>16626229
I'll be a 24 year old, newly qualified doctor in the summer. However, I plan to have a family of 5 kids by the time I'm 34
What is the next 10 years likely to bring, in the family starting department?
Had two long 3+ year relationships previously, and plenty of one-nighters... I've always been more of a relationship guy though
It is my habit to do a big Celtic Cross sort of spread on the New Year
But I feel compelled to ask you for one, today
The next year is going to be very important in the course of my life. Success or failure will change me forever
What do you see?
Which body from these is most attractive to you girls?
>>16617116
Ottermode 100%
Skinny and skinnyfat are the second best
Builtfat
>>16617120>>16617122
so you don't even consider athletic?
Hey /adv/ I have had a lot of rage inside me that's been building up for a while. I slave away for hours in the gym, I have hobbies, I have friends. But no matter how hard I work out and use my rage for motivation, it just doesn't go away. The main cause is feminism in the west and what it's doing to my race in general. Even the girls from my highschool are so indoctrinated they just won't listen to reason. What can I do to calm down, /adv/? I don't/won't hurt anyone and only hurt my muscles so much that it's beyond painful. What can I do???
>>16624128
Have you considered receiving rough anal sex from an overweight hairy middle aged man?
>Even the girls from my highschool are so indoctrinated they just won't listen to reason
it looks like you are having rage because you try to argue with people
you probably spend a substantial amount of time reading content about feminism, racism, etc
a good solution is to avoid arguing, not in a defeated way, but by rising above and realizing that many people won't change their minds no matter how much you try
even if you can convince someone, alot of times the effort it takes is not worth it
>>16624137
No, I in fact wish they did not exist, my father is a strong man as well so I really don't like fat dudes, he's told me that even though his metabolism slowed down he still can stay in shape and the fat ones are making excuses. I'm slightly triggered now, NEXT
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the quality of this board is really going downhill
>>16621695
the quality of my life is going downhill and that's why I'm on 4chan O_O
>>16621690
The past month, I've stopped talking to all my friends. :| I have no desire to talk to them?
Where does desire come from??
Long story short,my friend let me use his moped for a couple of weeks,I moved states but left him the moped in my old roommates driveway and my roommate sold it without a title the same day I left,she also admitted it to him she did.
Can I be in any legal trouble for her stupidity??
>>16624589
ehhhh i would imagine not. especially if he agreed to that driveway as its pick up place. if your roommate is the real culprit well then they have no reason to come after you
>>16624610
Okay cause I sent him a message with the photo of the moped right before I got on the taxi and left and he just said it wasn't there the day after,and he sent me a screenshot that she did sell it without knowing of the title was needed and such,I Dont want to be thrown in jail for some dumbfucks choices,I also kept screenshots for it if it'll help
>>16624624
it will help, but if she already admitted to this its her he needs to press charges against. realistically he should be able to go to who they sold it to, make her give the money back and then show the title and take the moped.
if not he needs to press charges and such.
If you want to seem interesting, make the other person talk.
Be genuinely interested and ask questions.
Make the other person feel good about themselves. If they feel good about themselves, then they'll feel good about you.
>>16624469
So be genuine and ask questions?
>>16624483
Yeap! Everyone feels lonely sometimes, so take the first initiative to talk to someone and make their day.
>>16624498
Everyone feels lonely sometimes, huh. Looks like I'll have to be the one to initiate the conversation.
I really do not get along with my bf. I think he is immature, whiney, manic depressive and he makes my life pretty blah. The problem is we live together and I own all the furniture/cars. So it is a lot of stuff to move and I would have to move to my dad's house for a couple months which also seems lame. Advice?
>>16624297
>im so lazy I would rather just live with someone I don't like creating a toxic environment and relationship than moving a few boxes
Alrighty
Punch him in the face and kick him in the nutsack with golf shoes. Pee in his cereal too. Dump a bucket of ice water on him while he's sleeping.
Put nails under his car tires so he gets 4 flat tires the next time he tries to drive his car. Put sugar in his gas tank too.
Is there a way to escape
friendzone when you are a girl?
Blow them.
You can't make someone see you differently.
>>16624241
So you told him you would like to pursue a serious relationship with him and he told you he just wants to be friends?
Hi everyone !
Whenever everything is so perfect with my girlfirend, she is making up some stupid thing to create a fight for absolutely no reason !
Do you think it's normal ... ? What should i do ?
Many thanks
bitchslap her
Don't bitchslap her
>>16624063
You should take a steel chair, and hit her as hard as possible over the head.
Do you guys ever fantasise about revenge suicide? O mean killing yourself as a way to get revenge on your family for fucking you up so much?
>tfw in reality people won't think bad of your parents but instead feel bad for the for having a fucked up kid
You can't fucking win
Almost makes me want to kill myself twice as much
Tfw no girlfriend so adv won't pay attention to me
>it's all my family's fault i'm a faggot
>>16624167
>victim blaming
>we've favourite hobby
>BTW I'm a girl so you can all come save me now
>except I'm not
It is a scientifically proven fact that people who play guitar get laid 1.5 times more than any other instrument. I play piano and harmonica, and I don't know where that stands. I'm not that great on guitar yet, but do the femanons see musical ability as a plus? Am I trying too hard for no reason? I enjoy playing music, but I feel like my end goal just isn't worth it.
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>>16623941
Don't bother.
Just improve your image.
>>16623956
How do you mean?
>>16623941
>I feel like my end goal just inst worth it
its not. especially if ur not in highschool, college, or actively doing little performances somewhere.
when you are an adult you wont really get the chance to play guitar for someone until they are already invested enough in you that they can be in a place where you play guitar.
so you can start learning now if ur in highschool and be okay enough by college, but if you are in college you wont really have the chance...
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how do I tell my mum about recent suicide attempt?
>>16623909
"I'll try harder next time!" ?
>>16623909
unless its relevant, dont. but if you arent seeking any type of therapy or other mental health help, then its just you telling her something to make her worry and get attention.
"hi mom, i've been feeling depressed lately and went as far as attempting suicide, [tell her what you want her to do here]"
How much benadryl will help me sleep?
diphenhydramine aka benadryl is the same shit as all the other over the counter sleep aids
Take melatonin pills instead of benadryl and spend time out in the sun. As soon as the sun sets you'll be a walking dead. You can also watch the sun rise as an extra help to the melatonin pills; you can do very well without it but you might as well try it out.
>>16623886
Okay I'm aware wanna answer my question
Why do I need to argue with my bf? I don't like when all is perfect, how can I fix it?
>>16623868
I think you know the answer to that questions better than us, the anons.
>>16623901
If I'm asking I don't. Since 3 years I feel really in love when all is bad in my relationship. Now I'm with an other bf and the same thing is happening... I need to create problems..
I'm a fucking retard..
>>16623868
You sound like a horrid, childish bitch who doesn't deserve love.
