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How do I find out if my landlord enters my home when I am far from home, without him finding out I did?
I think he seriously breaches my space when I am away. It is important for him not to realize I did find out about the breaches.
Thanks /adv/.
I don't know, maybe like in the movies stick a hair between the door or a piece of tape
>>16604012
Amazon sells cameras that can be set to record on a USB card when there is any motion in the room.
I actually read some reviews of customers saying the same thing you are.
>>16604012
The lord of the manor can do as he sees fit. Perhaps rig a longbow to the door handle and when the lord of the manor opens it... zap.
Is it interesting that my coworker commented about hearing my heart beat when she hugged me?
We like to hug each other at work, even though we can't go out on a date since she's engaged, and she usually lays her head against my chest, since it's at her level (she's 5'2", I'm 6'1"), but just the other day she stayed with the hug a little longer, commenting about how she could hear my heart beating.
Should I take anything from this other than she just being a friend?
Possibly, yeah. Say, it's on the horizon.
No. She is set to be married and is probably the kind of girl who likes to be touchy feeling with her friends. Nothing can be deemed from this at all.
Besides you fucking idiots, she is your coworkers. How many times do we have to tell you dipshits to not even contemplate the idea of dating a coworker?
>>16604015
This. Don't fuck with yo coworkers.
If things go well that's swell, if things go poorly you can get ultrafucked.
feeling alone and horny, picrelated charges 50$ for 15min, no foreplay. Apparently 22 y-o, 5'0 95lbs
I've never been with a professional before... so I'd wear a rubber obviously. I'm affraid to catch something but then again I guess I could catch a disease from any random girl I bang
So did anyone from /adv/ ever purchase a prostitute ? thoughts ?
$50 for 15 minutes is outrageous.
Do you really think you can do all you want in 15 minutes anon?
Look around for a much better deal. Also 5'0 95 pounds is disgusting. Don't scrap at the bottom of the barrel when you can get so much better.
It isn't dangerous if you are wearing a condom and make sure you specify what you want.
>>serenity prayer tattooed on leg.
I don't know dude, that's.. kind of fucked up.
>>16604003
its typical normie shit
just like you
>knowing prayers
Hey all
I'm in a steady 4 year relationship and have nothing to complain about in that area. However, I'm getting really attracted to my sisters sister-in-law, and I know that she fancies me too, primarily because she gives me these really obvious looks all the time. I feel slightly uneasy about it, but still I return some of the signals. It's getting to the point where I think our families actually might notice whats going on...
I am happy being with my current girlfriend and do not want to mess that up. But I want to sort of return some signals that I fancy this girl too. Should I stop, or is it okay? She is single by the way. Is it unfair of me to return signals of attraction when I'm not inclined to actually let it escalate?
Or is it unfair of her to show interest in me, as she knows about my relationship?
Ah jeez, I know it's bad, but what I really want is to have them both...
... my dickhead that is, I must add
>>16603956
First of all, you are a faggot.
Second, break up with your current gf because you obviously don't respect her feelings since you " return some of the signal" and " fancy this girl" or whatever the fuck it means. She deserves better than you.
Third, might as well fuck that sister in law, ruin your life and your self respect.
You are trying to ruin a perfect relationship built on admiration and affection for the one you "fancy". Great job op.
I've been with my girlfriend for approaching 5 years. We got together in highschool, and we've both only ever seriously dated each other.
We are both loners. In highschool neither of us quite fit into our friend groups, and so once we got together we became incredibly close. We never did the traditional dating thing (dinner, flowers, anniversaries) because neither of us are into such a public display. In the last 5 years she has become my best friend.
For the last 4 years we have been living together away from our families and old friends to attend university. In that time neither of us have made any close friends, and we spend all of our time together (we both give each other space to do stuff alone, so it's not about that).
I'm afraid that we use each other as safety blankets. I feel as though I never had the sink-or-swim moment that comes with becoming an adult. We love each other a lot and get along well, but I know I'll regret only ever having dated one person and never truly growing into my own person.
I don't know what to do. Do I break her heart just because of my discontent or should I stay with the relationship I know works?
>>16603891
Be the one that prods both of you two into going outside your comfortable routine. That is, if you want to prosper in life and experience this idea you have about adulthood, then do it with her -- rather than abandoning her. What I mean to say is that instead of leaving her to do these things, why no initiate these things with her -- this could mean growth for yourself, her and the relationship you two have. And let me be clear, what you have will most likely never come again in your life; don't abandon someone so close to you when you could fix it another way.
>>16603891
>Do I break her heart just because of my discontent or should I stay with the relationship I know works?
The sad thing is that you will do the former but regret it on the basis that you didn't do the latter
But the thing is that you can't stay together and feel content
It's a lose-lose situation in the short to mid-term. Longer term you'll look back at the relationship and remember the good times, but be thankful that you were also somewhat free during your (no doubt) early 20s
Nothing anyone says tonight will change that outcome
>>16603896
THIS. What the hell OP, you're considering giving up something people only get to dream of for FOMO? So ungrateful.
hey. i have just one simple question.
where to find lasting, cheap clothes?
price range is around <50 euros.
>simple
>lasting AND cheap
Fuck off to /fa/ so that they can tell you to fuck off.
>>16603950
I did.
They did.
Best thread on /adv/ imo.
I love building stuff. I do it in my free time and have all of my own tools and a workshop in the shed in my parents' back yard.
Is there any way I can make a decent career out of this? I've heard carpentry work is scarce now that everything is made in factories, and construction tends to be seasonal with long periods of no pay.
Can someone please give me career advice? Thanks in advance.
>>16603850
I'm lucky I work at a shop with 60~ year old guys that know a ton about carpentry. So I have a ton of stuff I can learn.
Unless you can find a master carpenter to mentor you then you're shit-out-of-luck because you can't learn this stuff in books or on YouTube.
It's the second Christmas without my dad this year. It's taken a toll on my family, especially my mother and brothers. One brother moved away to escape from it, and the other has become a worse alcoholic. My mom has gone a little crazy without him. Even my sister in law cried this morning and said it didn't feel like Christmas without him.
The only reason we had a Christmas last year and this one is for my nieces, being aged six and three.
My boyfriend recently moved in with my family and I. We've had our troubles with him being dishonest about certain things. It has troubled me greatly.
Sometimes I get depressed about things at random times, but my boyfriend doesnt seem to realize when and how to deal with it or help me.
Tldr;
> how do I accept the loss of a parent and help my family?
> how do I talk to my boyfriend about how I feel about it? Without him thinking I'm upset because of him.
> how do I make holidays better without my dad around?
>>16603840
Bump again
>>16603840
Too broad, too many issues, we cannot advice you on such varied topics without more info and specifics.
Hey guys i just ordered a camera and it says the delivery is 'UPS Express (1-2 business days). Does this mean the item will reach me in 1-2 business days or simply dispatch in 1-2 business days?
>>16603837
This has nothing to do with advice faggot.
Fuck off.
Means after its shipped it'll arrive in 1-2 says depending on where it's coming from. Not on Sundays though.
>>16603875
theres no shipping this weekend or monday right? so i wont recieve it by wednesday?
So I didnt do very good in my first semester of school. I transferred into there and im not in good academic standing right now. Is it possible that they will dismiss me right away? I know no matter what im going to academic probation but for some reason i feel like im going to get dismissed.
This happened to me my freshman year, I was put on academic probation. Managed to turn it around next semester and all was well. I doubt they will kick you out after one bad semester.
>>16603836
I seriously doubt that just one bad semester is enough, unless you failed all of your classes or something, and even like that it'd be rare.
Still, two bad semesters, I've seen it plenty of times, so you need to get your shit together and turn your grades around man.
Girl I talk with has a crush on a friend of ours but he is taken but she still is crushing hard on him, everytime we all hangout I don't really want to go if they are both in the room because I feel like she will ignore everyone else in a sense to try and make him notice her a little more, she asked me am I coming to the gathering of our friends and I said no I can't but never gave a reason. I feel like she would only want me there just to distract the other people so she can sneak in and talk more with the other guy. Now I don't know if I am overthinking things but I honestly feel like she doesn't really want me to go there and is just using me as a distraction. Any input here?
>>16603800
Bump
>>16603869
That is no help at all gimmie more context
Is it weird to like date older men? Or married men? Like to have an actual preference for it?
>>16603765
There is an obvious moral gap between dating just older men and married men.
the stereotype is that girls who date older man usually have daddy issues
but other than that it's fine, just make sure you are not taking advantage of you
>>16603767
well, that's your morals. it's not like they're leaving their wives, so it's not the girls issue. but how big is too big an age gap?
Over the past couple years, I have been addicted to hiding my identity online. It's weird because I share a couple accounts online with my family--my wife and son.
I never troll or mess with anyone, but sometimes I'll lie about my age and name. I just want other people to like me. Because my wife and son share the same accounts with me, I often try to hide some of the wacky conversations I have with others online. I feel if they found out, they would be disappointed with me.
Another problem I have is skipping work. Many days when I'm supposed to be at work, I'll slip off and go home to use the internet. I clean churches for a living. I get all my work done, but I take breaks of leisure I guess you could say. But sometimes I'll leave my job for hours to come home and mess around online. If my work place found out, I might get in trouble.
I'm addicted to the internet. I don't want my wife and son to know about how I mess around online, because I worry they would hate me. Should I get help?
Thanks!
>>16603684
yes
How do we know you clean churches for a living and that you actually have a wife and son? Could've just made that up to hide yourself.
Get help, though.
College dropout of one semester here. I've sent 214 applications to entry level retail places without a single response. I don't put my college ed. on there obviously, but I can't find employment to get back on my feet. How do I deal with this?
Lie more, especially about experience
>>16603536
This, to be honest.
Lie, cheat, and steal your way into a position, Fuck everyone else before they fuck you, and be sure to do it hard and fast, no lube.
CAPITALISM IS GREAT!
If you are not receiving a single response you are doing something wrong. There is plenty of good blogs on resume and cv writing out there so get started on that and really put in effort. One starter is to always list duties as achievements. Blogs that go in-depth enough to tell you to do that will be of general great help so just get going. After having your cover letter and resume up to standard start studying interview techniques. Everything in the recruitment process is learnable so get to it. You will get jobs if you put in effort. Also sign up for volunteering ASAP. Any experience is good experience.
So how to accept my life with an average sized dick? 15cm and maybe 6cm when not errected. The real problem is that I'm 2m tall. My girlfriend always act like I have a nice dick and it hurts inside her pussy but whenever we watch porn and the guy has a huge dick she is surprised and her eyes are getting big. What do. Isn't there any way of getting it larger or whatever? I mean it is 2015
stop worrying about stupid shit
Wrap that shit with a piece of bologna next time to make it more girthy. She will be so pleased.
>>16603521
Why the fuck do you watch hardcore porn together, you faggot?
Stick to amateur porn you goddamn idiot where the dicks are as big as yours.
