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This is more of a sex question than anything, can a male explain as to why it's such a turn on to put fingers inside their girl's mouth?
My boyfriend stuck his fingers in my mouth when we were masturbating laying next to each other and like, instantly came all over us when I started softly licking and sucking on them
I'd be interested to understand the turn on too
>>16605485
It's only a turn on in most cases if they suck on it provocatively or something, and the same goes for eating bananas and other suggestive actions. It's the implication that your partner wants you that's sexy, unless a guy has a hand fetish. In that case I'd be more worried that you're dating Kira Yoshikage.
because it's reminiscent of sex
fingers = penis
mouth = vagina
let me get a rate senpai, this pic is freshly taken. I'd just like to know how fucked i am in life and what i can do to look better, thats it Rate plz
4/10
shave
get some sunlight and sleep more to get rid of darkness around eyes
boi u boutta be 6/10 right quick dats above average
You're a Russian queer. That's literally what you look like. You look retarded. Your nose is fucking massively wide. You got nigger lips. And your pale as shit. Go outside. Get real friends. And quit watching porn
This is sort of an urgent plea for honest advice.
I was on /b/ not to long ago and a random bunch of drop boxes were posted, I was being stupid and clicked most of them, most were 404 except a couple and they were full to the absolute brim with cp, i clicked on a few videos before I realized how absolutely fucked up the shit was. I was utterly disgusted, then immediately filled with fear.
I went to report the page but had left it, tried to go back to get the url and it was 404, some of the videos were titled and i'm fucking worried my ISP might monitor me...
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>>16605295
>Should I end my life? Im seriously considering suicide at this point
Wtf you don't even have anyone asking you about it. Talk about paranoia. You should probably figure that out.
You didn't save any, hell you didn't even watch them the whole way through. This is a one time thing. You're gonna be fine.
>>16605307
To be honest I watched multiple all the way through before I realized I completely fucked up. The few I saw only scratched the surface of what was there.
At first I was curious, but then absolutely disgusted, honestly.
You're right, I didn't save anything.
But ive read up on this sort of thing, and there are lists of video names, file names and shit in databases or ISPs which trigger notifications, im assuming the titles were the original ones, I have no clue, but im legitimately worried I...
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>>16605295
You're fine.
You have nothing on your computer.
Yes, it would be ideal for us to punish everyone who views child pornography. But, in practice, that would be ridiculous. The authorities are looking for people who produce, upload, otherwise distribute that kind of content. Not people who find it by accident.
Even if someone DID trace it back to you and attempt to punish you, and the powers that be decided to press charges, any lawyer could get you off scoff free.
Boyfriend and I want to be a power couple.
Anyone have any advice on how to dress/behave in order to appear like we have our lives together? Keep in mind that we're both uni students.
It's not going to happen right now. Get decent jobs once you graduate. What are you studying?
>>16605276
Go back to reddit
>>16605283
I'm in media, he's in chem engineering.
I need to make about $3000-$5000 between now and May, but my school schedule doesn't really allow for a job. What are my other options?
>sorry for the generic uninspired image
>>16605265
>my school schedule doesn't really allow for a job
Elaborate
bump
in same rut as OP, except while i do have a minimum low paying job, i'd love to know of more efficienct ways of making money without having a job that sucks up all my time
>>16605265
Might be able to get $1-2k in that amount of time by donating plasma. Other than that, some kind of part-time work is probably the best you can do if you want to stick to shit that's actually legal. As for jobs conflicting with your school schedule, it's really a matter of which you need more - money or sleep.
What do you need the money for? Just curious.
My boyfriend isn't the type to say sweet or sappy things like "I miss you" etc. He doesn't like cliche love songs and he hates social media PDA. Which is fair enough, I am just highlighting this to give you an idea of how he is.
I used to be very loving towards him and express things to him if either one of us went away or if I do something he loves without him, it doesn't feel the same, it feels like he should be there experiencing it with me or at least that's how I feel and so I tell him this.
The problem is that since he doesn't reciprocate the sentiment vocally, it has caused me to filter these things I used to say to him.
He now occasionally calls me cold or distant. The truth is that I love him more than I've loved anyone but I am not comfortable expressing it like I used to because he doesn't.
I am not pushing him away like he told me and I am not getting cold on him, not internally anyway, it just boils down to me feeling like an idiot if I say something like "It wasn't the same without you" and he'll reply with "well I will be there in a week" in kind of a stern way, or he will go silent.
He has never told me he missed me even though we have been apart quite a few times ranging from weeks to months.
If I tell him I miss him, he'll remind me there are x amount of days until we can be together, or something similar.
Does he... maybe not get that I am just loving on him? I am not looking for a solution to how I am feeling and I guess a bit of reciprocation would be nice too.
I already have told him this when he said I am colder towards him, but he seems to forget that it takes two to tango.
>mfw
>>16605205
Probably has a side-bitch
Saying something and expecting a static reaction is a bad habit, stop it
>>16605205
Yell at him about it. You're a woman. You can do that.
Do something nice like make him breakfast or some shit and when he doesn't reciprocate throw a fit that you are going 90 and he's only going 10 that you love him and just want to be loved back and all that shit you already told him. If he can't reciprocate and it makes u feel shitty then it probably won't work out
>>16605205
Your bf a chump.
Get with me. I get real sappy, if ya know what I mean ;^)
My girlfriend and I are tired of our shitty fashion sense. We're tired of being plain and boring.
>be me
>button-down plaid shirts, t-shirts, jeans
>be her
>long-sleeve shirts, button-down plaid shirts, t-shirts, jeans
She wants to look sexy, I wanna look fashionable. Where do we go?
/fa/
>>16605093
I went there, but it was just memes and shit. I'm talking outside 4chan.
>>16605086
She could go for classic vintage sexy, as in Dita von Teese. ModCloth is a good website for various vintage inspired styles, and as a plus, you can see other people wearing what you want to buy before purchasing. I've put together a few amazing outfits that way. As a guy, I don't know. Just don't go to /fa/, if you want to look like a straight, fashionable male.
how the fuck do i go from being a neet thats too scared to leave my home to a normal adult human being? this shit is so far beyond me its not even a little bit funny.
>a neet thats too scared to leave my home
The thing that no one wants to tell you:
Do everything you can to make you look physically more attractive. Clear up your skin, make your hair look nice, if your teeth are yellow whiten them, grow a good beard ONLY if you can, buy nice clothes (Zara is a nice place).
If I'm right and I probably am, you mostly don't like leaving the home because you have low self-esteem due to how you look, whether you want to admit it to yourself or not. Am I wrong?
Also lose weight if you're overweight. Just don't eat anything at all.
>>16605076
watch an anime called welcome to the NHK then get back to me
So on Christmas Eve I had a run in with an 8/10 MILF, and, to make a long story short, I ended up getting her number (I didn't even ask, she did).
She's a yoga instructor and I helped her take pics for her Instagram (which she later uploaded, so apparently I did a good job).The poses she did had me going wild....
Anyways she seemed really fond of me and was pretty flirtacious (touching me and shit like that). The problem is I'm 18 so I don't have experience with MILF's/cougars. I'd really like to seal the deal on this one and fuck the shit...
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Guys I found this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YHuvpdaZ_E
Pics?
>>16604841
Good on ya, bruh!
Slay dat dragon.
Pic related is one I want. What all can they do? It seems so fucking nifty and shiny.
>>16604779
Do you have an iphone?
>>16604804
Obvs
>>16604817
Then it'll do exactly what your phone does, and less. Smart watches don't offer much just yet, save your money and wait until they're actually useful
So , I like to write erotica fiction stories I guess they would be called?
>I suppose it was a mistake to tell my GF I did so , but I did mention it barely when we were on the subject of stuff like that .
> She wanted to see them ( cause some involved her) , but I insisted it wouldn't turn her on . Maybe she thought it was cute to , but today she snuck into my pc and read 'em. Next thing I know she's texting me , callinge a psycho and a sicko and threatened to call the police.
>...
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Depending on the content, you probably are a psycho and a sicko and need the police called on you.
If it's as fucked up as it must have been for her to say that, I'd just say you're fucked.
What were they about OP? This is important to tell if she's over reacting or if you really do need to talk.
How do you gain "confidence" in yourself when you are a grad student. I mean what am I supposed to be confident about such that I become a more attractive prospective boyfriend?
>>16604702
What does being a grad student have to do with anything?
>>16604708
Poor as shit, spend all your time working and your experiments still fail, feel dumb all the time due to the humbling complexity of our world... These are all generally things that chip away at your self-esteem
Bump 1/2
Ask a 26 year old law student home for winter break whose putting off real life for another 2 years...anything
Why the fuck would you put it off for two more years?
>>16604614
Because I have two more years of school
>>16604623
Why's it taking you so long?
Ask a 27 year old guy who's officially divorced his wife anything.
why did you divorce her?
How long did your marriage last?
How long did you date before getting married?
Should a guy marry?
My girlfriend said that if I say she's "art" then I'm misogynstic. Is this true?
Because I'm already getting vibes that she might have issues
Once I told my girlfriend she was the most beautiful song I'd ever danced to. She promptly rode my dick.
Gf sounds like a spaz, homie.
>>16604167
I can see what she's getting at, that you're implying she's an object....but I know you're not. She's just being a crazy feminist. Anyone who uses the term "misogyonistic" should be avoided.
She is not an object. She could be the inspiration of an artist that would have her sitting naked on a chair so she could paint her on a canvas, but she is not the canvas.
However, if the painting is pretty, everyone would be glad that she was the inspiration for the art, but the artist would be the one who is praised most.
If she inspires you to write poems, or make drawings of her, or if you feel sometimes that she is the prettiest girl you've ever seen, it's fine too, but keep in mind she is a person.
