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I went on a first date with a cute smart guy. I was wearing white leggings and wasn't feeling well but didn't want to cancel because he's going to another State for Christmas and wouldn't be back until after New Years. I reallyyy wanted to meet him! After dinner we were walking and my stomach made a loud sound. Poo came out and it showed on the back of my leggings. He was a real gentleman and walked me to my car and all. I'm really worried he won't want to see me agian?! Should I wait for him to text me first or thank him for the wonderful evening and apologize?
>>16597990
Thank him for the evening. Don't mention the poo directly, but mention "a certain problem" happened - he'll get what you mean, but you won't sound like a shitter.
You two will end up laughing about this episode.
>>16598004
I hope so! This hasnt happened before. I was nervous and not feeling well.
>>16598018
Don't worry.
But do mention you loved to spend the evening with him, otherwise you'll sound ungrateful with your silence.
/adv/, I need your help
>have gf of 9 months
>she has this really really cute friend who s also her best friend
>friend also has bf of 6 years
>skip to yesterday
>at other friend's house. it s just me, gf, her best friend and friend whose house we re in
>gf doesnt smoke 420 and her friend whose house we re in has to take a drug test
>her best friend...
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>>16597813
>I just also feel bad for doing this to the gf who I love
No you don't.
Not going to help out a cheating asshole. My advice is break up with your gf you obviously don't give a shit about and spare her the pain you're going to cause her.
>>16597839
this. I don't even know why guys like you want a gf for.
>qt just started working in my office
>I'm leaving in two days
How do I escalate in such a short amount of time? I only know her name and that's it
>>16597720
A rag soaked in chloroform and a dark alley. That's all you need.
>>16597720
That's perfect, actually. If she rejects you, you won't have to work around her. Talk to her a bunch in the next couple of days, nice general pleasantries. Not outright flirting, but nice conversation. On your last day, ask for her number so you can keep in touch. A week later give her a call and ask her on a date.
>>16597750
Thanks, that's pretty encouraging. Problem is she works in a different department, and her desk is basically in front of the boss's office.
How do I deal with not having any talents?
There is really nothing I'm good at. I can't draw or do art, I can't play any instruments despite years of trying to learn, I can't really do anything entertaining. I work as a web developer for my day job and other than that I pretty much just lift/exercise, run the occasional 5k. I don't read because there isn't a single book I've ever found that managed to hold my interest for more than a few pages (I've tried the classics, they're all dry as shit.)
I've been trying...
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>>16597482
maybe you could take up some kind of sport, be it basketball ,football, volleyball, whatever, there are possibilities for amateurs to train and to play in amateur - enthusiast level pretty much everywhere
Don't strike yourself down that fast, talent is a really abstract term in it's way, I doubt those kids that get sent to basketball practices since they are 5 are talanted in basketball, but they are damn good at it because of the work put into the development, same goes for all those musical instrument...
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>>16597482
get really good at League of Legends
>>16597501
I agree with what you said, but I think getting really good at martial arts might be good for OP because it is a one person deal. Yes, martial arts=getting beat up a lot, but that means you can take punches and hit back. It's really quite fun once you get good.
