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I'm dating a single mom (I know, I know), and I'm curious what people think of this. Two children, with two different Fathers. One is on child support, the other isn't. The one that is couldn't care less, the one that is care the world for the kid. I want him to be on child support as well because 1. I *think* it would protect me should things get ugly, and a court determines I'm a fatherly figure and have to pay child support cause the child sees me as a father figure (can't cause the father is in the picture, right?). 2. If we were to get married,...
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>>16626117
Bail bail bail bail bail bail bail.
Two kids from two fathers... That's a pretty red flag desu. And i'm a single mom myselfe.
What exactly is your question?
>>16626136
I'm scared, and want out. I'm babysitting right now and don't want to (she's at work, and I work from home). I just spent a lot of money on Christmas presents, and I just want to go to my house (the one I pay rent at), and go to sleep. Just a human asking another human for help, but this woman is so kind to me, and the sex is amazing, and all she talks about is family and getting married, and how great I am...
How can you tell if someone is a honest and caring person? I've tried to be close to 3 very different guys and in the end it ends up the same.
I am very upfront with them and say I have abandonment issues due to extreme parental abuse and I want to take it slow and protect myself from getting hurt. They accept it, act like it's fine and pull me in but then it gets too much for them anyway. And it's not like I do anything really bad. Like with my last one, he claims he stopped wanting to be with me when I was upset when he had no time for me, while posting...
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No anon, YOU are the one with the mental issue.
>Did I just come across guys who I don't click with/are too normal?
Pretty much.
>>16626123
That's what I said. I just don't understand how people can be so uncaring. If someone said that to me I would not promise the world and then bail over something minor.
Which girl should I fuck???
Or??
>implying you would have a chance with either, you autistic virgin
>>16625669
I would go with nope
Just gonna spit it out, no filler
>been baitin' since 11/12
>got gf at 18, fat and ugly, couldn't ever penetrate her
>by the time I got the condom on and I was ready, I wasn't feeling it anymore.
>realize waste of time trying to love someone you aren't physically attracted to.
>now I'm dating a new chick
>super cute, I'm actually into her body. I actually wanna...
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>>16625656
Condoms are shit and your body knows it
Get her to suck your dick until she is on birth control
How can I get my future boyfriend to touch me, my boobs and pussy all the time even in public when no ones looking?
I'm an adult woman and I want a bf... Who casually touches me and my body all the time even my pussy and blobs. I don't mean he has to be horny all the time. Sex is great but the intimacy of being touched by a cute guy who just wants the best for you and to make you feel loved and desired is great. Yep. Is that realistic
Also I'm pretty much always horny and not like pornstar horny where I want ***** in my holes 24/7 but just that I can...
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>>16625628
> I want ***** in my holes 24/7
You just tell him what you want
>>16625628
Grab his hand, rub yourself with it.
His dick will be diamonds.
Hey /adv/
long time no see
I bring you a problem with my female superior
>start new work a couple months ago
>meet my new superior
>10-15years older than me
she's pretty sexy desu, she's really fine
>we talk more than you'd usually talk with workmates etc etc get to know each other
>she's single
>ex-husband she has problems with
>sometimes...
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What's preferable: having a job but not having a relationship with a coworker who may but probably isn't interested in you, or having a relationship with a coworker but having no job and having to explain why you were fired (or a gap in your employment should you choose to lie) to future employers?
>>16625611
wouldn't get fired because of the relationship
but your point still stands, pretty easy actually
Lost my android phone and the location settings are turned off. I'm pretty sure I may have left it at a party but I'm no sure. What should I do?
>>16625600
Get hit by a drunk driver
Find a girl. Have her call your number, asking for light drugs like pot or adderall. If the guy on the other end says he doesn't have any but sounds thuggish, have the girl get flirty and ask who it is that's speaking. Flirt flirt flirt, and even go so far as to have her offer sex. She will then ask for his address. You now know where your phone is. Go there and threaten to call the cops.
If the person on the other end seems like a fine, upstanding person, just play it cool and have the girl say she's trying to get her boyfriend's phone back.
>>16625600
Go back and look for it?
Whats the best way to cut koke?
>>16625569
with a knife or sharp utensil
>>16625569
cum on it so it forms easy globs then roll it and cut it like playdoh
Vitamin b or baby laxatives. Or aderall if you really want to do em dirty
I'm thinking about buying some custom pom-poms. So, how many associations can be formed with
>2 colors
>3 colors
>4 colors
>6 colors
No other numbers are allowed in this context.
>>16625558
Do a factorial function
You should be able to solve this
>>16625564
I didn't mean different combinations. I mean types of colors that make you go "yeah, that reminds me of ___." I should've been clearer.
For example, red and green are Christmas, black and blue are bruises..
with 3 you can make lots of flags
blue and white for greece
blue and white for jews
blue and white for bavaria
lol
this is a stupid fucking thread, m8
>got out of LTR
>met girl on tinder
>first date at bar
>drink a bit, subject of drugs comes up
>she asks what I like
>opiods
>she says her friend gave her a whole bunch of extra strength tramadol
>invites me back to her house to do it together
>back at hers, we keep drinking, dom the whole stack...
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>>16626012
cont 2/2
>she kisses me at the train station and says "see you soon"
>don't text her
>she doesn't text me
>that was almost a month ago
>hung up on her for some odd reason, despite being with plenty of other girls before her, some much more attractive
>I think it was the way she cuddled me... I've never...
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>>16626020
Chicks just love to cuddle, man. Nothing more to it.
>>16626021
ok. That's fair... so it doesn't mean that she liked me?
I just kinda want to know what and why it all just went *poof* like that yknow? And if there's any hope... and what do if I still feel something for her
