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I can't stand my mother. I have no idea why.
>get annoyed pretty much the moment she talks
>always snapping at her or be attitude-y, hurting her feelings a lot
She is a ridiculous woman and has the mental maturity of a 10-year-old, but I'm the only person she has in her very miserable life. How do I be more patient?
I'm the same way. Lurking for advice.
I have a similar relationship with my mother op. the only difference may be that mine will purposely annoy me when she's bored.
In my years of experience I can tell you this, just don't give a damn. Think about how you want to spend your day before you blow up in her face. Do you want to have a chill day and not bicker about anything? Or would you rather spend the day with both of you being miserable?
It's a matter of choosing your battles.
>>16623756
>How do I be more patient?
By getting older than thirteen...
Seriously. I can't stand my mother either, but she's still family! So suck it up and treat her with the minimal amount of respect she deserves.
Me and my roommate have had a very long, on again off again attraction since we've known each other (about 12 years). We've never dated but we have fooled around a few times. We just never really synced up when we were really into the other.
She's in a very stable relationship now and I'm happy for her, but I've fallen pretty hard again. I don't really know how to handle this.
>>16623707
Easy, find yourself a girlfriend.
>>16623735
How do I set my mind to something?
I'm hyperstimulated by games and 4chan so unless I'm basically forced to do something(like work or go to uni) I never get my goals done, can anyone help me get in an action oriented mindset?
I'm tired of being the human embodiment of a slug.
medicate
>>16623688
Too poor.
>>16623682
>so unless I'm basically forced to do something(like work or go to uni) I never get my goals done
Easy- force yourself into doing something. No 4chan until you hit X waypoint. No dinner until you read 5 pages. No games until you have completed that section on code. Ect.
Also, if you feel like doing something, just do it. Don't do ANYTHING else first as you'll get distracted.
Against all better judgement my uncle gave my sister a puppy as a birthday present.
This happened because these past few months my mom and her were pretty hype about getting a dog after they spent a weekend taking care of said uncle's dogs, but now that there's one they seem to be bored with it already. All my sister is doing is taking pictures of it and texting people saying she has a dog now, and my mom isn't even near it. So naturally the responsability falls on to me. What the fuck do I do with it? I don't even like dogs. This is seriously the first...
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>>16623669
You literally leave it alone. It's not your dog. It was given to your sister.
If it dies, it's not your problem. It's her dog, not yours.
You keep taking care of it, it will become your responsibility whether you wanted it or not, and she gets the enjoyment of "owning" the dog.
Don't get attached to the dog, because when shit happens, she'll just say how UNCLE GAVE MEE THE DOG, NOT YOU, ITS MY DOG regardless of how much you took care of it because, obviously,...
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>>16623669
Also, I should mention that since your sister and mom have no problems to toilet train the dog, be ready for lots of yelling about the dog shitting in the house and be ready to FIRMLY tell them "This is not my dog. You clean it up. You already know I don't like dogs. If you don't want to take care of it, give it back to Uncle retard" and you absolve yourself of the matter.
>>16623705
>If it dies, it's not your problem
Yes it is
Poor thing has no fault it was given to a retard
And besides it was my problem the second it set foot in here
My mom obviously is expecting me to take care of it. Heck I'm expected to take care of my sister even.
ive been dating this girl for about two weeks. we broke up ,but she flirts with me how do i get her back.
There's no golden key to the heart of a 14 year old
don't be a dumbass
if she wanted to be in a relationship with you then she'd be in a relationship with you
>>16623671
should i move on
What do you do when you can't stand all your past friends, barely get along with your siblings, and are prone to extreme anxiety attacks? I can barely deal with my day to day problems, and my mom is very sick and I'm trying to help take care of her. I just feel exhausted and overwhelmed. Even after taking large breaks relaxing
>>16623652
Maybe you should try drinking heavily until you're so drunk you pass out and then choke to death on your vomit?
>>16623652
I'm on the verge of starting to fuck prostitutes, and eating strip club lunch, it is the only lifestyle I can see myself enjoying
Hollow physical pleasures with no prospect of social failure
>>16623663
Holy shit are you me? If I had more money I'd go to the strip club every week
what's the best method to have one night stands?
assume average looks and social skills
is it bars ? clubs ? tinder ? "dating" website?
I need your opinion on this
grindr
>>16623619
bath houses
There is a girl(my ex) I dated 3 years ago. I broke up with her because it wasn't working. We had different goals and we were starting to fight a lot. She's the only one I've known who's made me feel certain feelings. It's hard to explain but I'm sure a lot of you know what I'm talking about. It's like when she says something hurtful to me, it actually hurts.
I'm dating a girl right now. I like her a lot. We have a lot in common. We click real well. However, when she does something that should hurt me, it doesn't bother...
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I know that feel bro. Thats a bad feel bro.
>>16623609
You sort of miss her and have leftover feelings, possibly regrets. You also had an emotional connection by sharing the common regret. You have a lot in common with your current girl, but not as much common ground. Give it time with the new girl (at least a year) and let the past go with the old girl. You broke up for a reason.
>>16623609
Fuuuuck this feel in particular.
I know what you mean entirely. So far, there is no known cure. You just got to keep moving on.
I just fucked a hooker without condom and emptied my balls. Now my GF is horny as fuck but I just cannot get it erect. What are your tricks to get it hard again, /adv/?
hax.
>>16623596
1/10. Please apply yourself harder if you want to troll.
Okay guess I fucked it up.
things just petered out before they got off the ground.
How to get over a crush?
Bonus questions:
what is worse?
telling her that I had some feelings to get it out of the way?
or
acting like nothing happened to shield my ego ?
for fuck sake, how old are you? If you need this type of advice go read some cosmopolitan or shit like that. It doesn't matter how you react, you can probably say you love her with your dick out and laugh about it in 7 years. She was just a crush, not even a normal reciprocal relationship, don't polute the catalogue with shit posts like this.
>>16623977
not him/her but fuck you, this is 4chan. He's hurt and looking for advice/someone to talk to. I can make a post about whether I should finger my ass hole or not, it's fucking 4chan. wtf
>>16624032
maybe as a programmer my views are bad, but when I have a problem the first thing I do is Google it and usually find all the needed answers. If you Google how to get over your crush you'll find millions of good articles, much better than 4chan advices. If I don't find a good answer I write a question personally. maybe it's just my opinion about how stuff should work, whatever
Am I smoking these luckies the right way?
>>16623563
>Smoking
Ha. Fag. Enjoy your lung cancer you dense mother fucker.
>>16623584
Seconding this
>>16623563
>Niggerlipping it this badly
No, no you aren't.
Hey /adv/ Recently, I've need access to a past email of mine which is [email protected]
It's been hell trying to reset the password for this Gmail and honestly Idk what to do at this point. My friends suggested getting a hacker but that sounded silly.
BTW, google's recovery service is useless. Any ideas on what to do?
>>16623557
If the reset methods fail you're screwed. Google has crap customer service (read: NONE) and you won't be able to get back in. Make a new one.
>>16623583
Shit. Really? Well guess im screwed...
Tell me easy ways to make money without much effort
>>16623532
>make money without much effort
It doesn't work like that, OP.
>>16623536
What do you mean?
help me /adv/, i need to make $1000 by this week or i wont be able to stay in college, i supposedly had a discount due to my dad's job but turns out they didnt accept it and now i cant pay the enrollment fee for year 2016 if i still havent paid all of 2015. asking parents or anybody is not an option, theyre as poor as me basically
>>16623518
Take out a loan from the bank.
>>16623556
im a student, theres no way theyre gonna lend me the money
>>16623564
Where do you live where they won't let you take out a student loan?
Anyone know how to get a frozen spoon out of your ass? I stuck in there from the moist part touching my anus to the frozen metal kinda like in The Christmas Story.
>>16623509
jump in the shower, turn on the water, and get on your back. try and get the water in your ass. if you have a doucher or something ur set.
take a shower or bath? It'd get some warm water and steam up there at least
