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How do you stay hard after cumming
Is it possible to force it up through pure mental ability
Don't jerk off for a week.
Some guys probably can like porn stars. I can only do it when I'm super horny.
>tfw I'm naturally like this
>no women, just hookers
>all mention it
>one time, she starts daydreaming about it aloud
>"Imagine if you had a guy who was just hard all the time"
>still no gf
Torture
Hi /adv/.
Long story short. Felt really lonely, found a prostitute list, called her. Then went to her apartment, fucked her 2 times and got 2 blowjobs with condoms.
It was 3 days ago. I've been freaking out last 2 days, as I might've caught something. It was my first time with a prostitute.
To be exact, I get a little uncomfortable sensation and it burns in urethra, I think. No lesions, no discharge, no nothing. Just kind off uncomfortable. Can this be because of stress? After all, I put on the condom.
Jesus christ, never again. I feel like I've had a dirt bath
I've read on all the STD's and it seems I may have gonorrhea, but HOW? It doesn't spread through condoms.
Can someone help me out on this, please? I'm having trouble sleeping, as some diseases may still be on incubatory period.
>>16620817
Why did you post another thread?
>>16620817
>blowjobs with condoms
Lame as fuck
So I need to take some shit my girlfriend bought back to Walmart because we can't afford it with the bills we have to pay.
It's all electronics (games, controllers, and a PS4) and it all works, would I need an excuse to return this for a refund? If so what's a good excuse?
When did she buy it?
>>16620772
Excuse? The fuck?
You're doing a responsible thing here. Say you can't afford the shit and return it with pride.
Retarded girlfriends do retarded shit and you're left to clean it up so just get it over with and don't stress over it familio
>>16620772
A few days ago, the day after Christmas I think
How do I convince a loved one that my suicide is not their fault?
>>16620763
Give them a blowjob
Don't be gay though; there are very little things worth dying over
Make sure they're there to witness it and tell them right before you off yourself in front of them.
I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Bacon McDouble. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
Congrats on writing this if it wasn't copypasta
>>16620773
It's copypasta
>>16620742
Impressive bait. Mid quality. 5/10.
>be me
>poorfag
>uni i want to go to is 30k a yr
>financial aid calculator says I'm only going to get about 5k
>have really good grades and ACT
>wut do
Pic related
Go to schools in your own state
>>16620736
That is instate tuition cost
>>16620739
Shit... uh... file as an independent on FAFSA? Go to community college and then transfer?
I'm not sure what to do but my older boyfriend always tries to turn me on.
I love my bf but he is always horny always rubbing me down there, when in the car, when we're in movie theater in the back, and so on . he just always tries to get me to asleep with him by turning me on. We already do it very often I'm talking 2 times a day on average. Sometimes more but most of these times I have to fake orgasm so he gets off faster. You know how you adjust with your partner. Well I believe it's going too far as he wants to make me ready for him whenever he wants....
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>>16620651
this is some shitty bait
>>16620660
Huh?
me and my girlfriend have had an rocky relationship
our first few months dating she was a total bitch. after having enough of it i left her. she begged me back and said shell do better. she has. but the "honey moon" phase is over and she never really gave a decent explanation why she was so shitty. i later found out she was going on dates and flirting with dudes. i dont think she actually fucked anyone but i was always skeptical.
fast forward a year later were still together. but i never got over her being such a controlling monster so im starting to...
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Are you actually asking if there's a way to salvage your relationship?
>>16620586
yeah. are we just going to do what weve always done or is there a way to fix this. we get along on a lot of things. i mean there's a reason we were together in the first place. and sex with her is better than the other hoes
but man do we fight a lot. and shes uber clingy
>>16620580
You cheat on her relentlessly, and ask if there's hope for your relationship? You're the one who's pissed off? Seriously? You are one sad fucker, OP. There is NO hope.
Was using 4ch.be site and saw the phrase "image hash". What does image hash mean?
you upload a picture and the server skims though the image file and takes out little parts of it and messes around to create a manageable little string of characters that it compares to all the other hashes in a big list it keeps and if yours matches another it tells you to fuck off.
>>16620569
Idk my shit but I'm pretty sure it similar to MD5 or SHA or etc
Basically an algorithm is applied to a file that generates a code from the file/picture
This unique code is know as the hash
Different files have different hashs
However, if I have 2 of the same image, or 2 of the exact same file (ie, I copied it to another folder or etc)
They should have the same hash (since the algorithm acts the same way on it)
Thus, hashes can be used to check if duplicate images are being posted,...
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I live in a house with 3 other people and every time I want to get some games in on call of duty someone is always streaming a fucking movie or some stupid bull shit. I'm getting sick of having to stay up until 4 in the morning just so I can play some cod. Is their anything technical I can do to solve this?
you could grow up.
Technical not.
>>16620545
Rent your own place or get your own Internet.
virgin here who will most likely be losing his v-card it to the girl he wants to marry sometime this week.
Why am I so self conscious about my dick? Literally I'm not even worried about thrusting wrong, or cumming too fast, its just my dick. She lost her virginity to a guy that was bigger than I am. He was 7 and a half inches, I'm only 5.11 ish (I always say 6) inches.
She tells me its not a big deal, and that she's happy with my dick (she's seen pictures) but still, I'm extremely worried. I know that 5 to 5.5 is the average, and also there's...
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Grammar fail in original post. I don't want to marry her this week, I'm losing my virginity this week. Lol.
have your tried not having an ugly little dick?
Have you tried not being autistic?
You think im insulting you, but you just wrote a paragraph about your dick with exact measurements. Just fucking chill.
Im a 20 year old who is working 2 jobs, retail and fast food. Both jobs aren't stressful, easy actually, it's just the constant walking around that's killing me. Sometimes if im lucky my mother can drop me off/pick me up depending on what time i get off and if she's off. Both places are 3 - 3.5 miles and my feet has been killing me lately. I bought memory foam soles and sometimes, SOMETIMES, it negates the foot pains.
I only have $400 saved up. I will probably have a thousand mid January. I want to get a $1k to $1.5k car from Craigslist that is working...
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Wait longer, save up even more, and buy a car that actually works. The amount of money you'll spend fixing it up and the ongoing costs for it will not make it worth it.
Just for looking at it.
First of all, worksafe board. Secondly, google it. There are a million pages about this
strong urges to rip out my eyes very often
it's not BIID, i don't want to be handicapped
what the fuck is wrong with me?
WHY do you want to rip your eyes out?
>>16620525
no clue, just urges to scoop them out
well do it with pictures scooping ur eyes
Every time I go to hangout with people it ends up being a shitty time and a waste of money. I just want to stop hanging out with people cause of this, but at the same time I don't want to become a recluse with no friends. Anyone been in a similar situation?
>>16620462
>Every time I go to hangout with people it ends up being a shitty time and a waste of money
What makes you feel this way?
I feel the same way sometimes,but sometimes it's fun.maybe you're just hanging with the wrong people or in a bad mind set.
youre a social failure kill yourself
