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I don't know why I expected any useful advice, /adv/ is full of sissy ass betas and cucks who have never had a hint of adversity in their lives.

Here's a picture of a cat.

>>16623498
This is actually my first time visiting this board in my years on 4chan, I'm usually on /b/ or /x/, and from that experience I think if you take this question over to /x/ u might get more of a response, not for sure, but maybe....also I'd like to let u know ur stronger than u think and try ur best to accept and make peace with ur situation....I feel kinda like I'm probably saying stuff that you've already heard, but anyways keep ur head up bro and just handle everything one day at a time.

Let's say you were dying.

The way in which you described your symptoms means that most likely you would die from organ failure.

Generally when this happens the body releases an outrageous amount of dopamine. Those who have died and come back describe it as the most amazing experience theyve ever felt, making them feel at peace with not a care in the world.

So if you really are going to die, just know that your body won't let you realize it. So you will die peacefully.

Also go to a doctor...

Good luck buddy

>>16623494
Doing crack. Maybe you can become a dealer and sell to your parents. Like father like son. A family that hits the rock together stays together!

>>16623494

I live in los angeles off of 1300 a month.
thats 15600 a year.

considering moving costs (furniture and deposits and such) you should have no problem finding a place and living for a year if its not somewhere stupid like new york.

with that in mind, start applying for jobs IMMEDIATELY. you dont have to figure out your life so fast, but having cash coming into help pay the bills while you figure out your next step is ideal.

go to craigslist and apply for each and every entry level job you...
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>>16623484
Go to the bar and hit up a conversation with someone.

>>16623484

what are your interests?

>>16623484
>studying Japanese
>hates weeaboos
Wew lad.

>>/hm/

THINGS THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED

>>16623475
>>16623475

>i had it coming

sorry, sure it was a dick move, especially with what we know of pot today, btu the point remains that this guy knowingly did somethign illegal for his own benefit. you did not. you turned him in. he responded by raping you.

frankly im surprised you didnt pick up the tissue and go right to the fucking cops. all you did was prove that he deserved it imo.

>>16623462
yes.

Try a mail order service - a couple do actually work. But some don't so ask around for reviews and proceed with caution

>>16623421
>Smoking weed
Degenerate.

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Hang out where your dealer hung out, if you are lucky, your dealer's dealer may seek you out.

Be charismatic

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>>16623401
Get her on a couch, watching a lighted screen of some sort.
Snuggle.
If she likes it, use hands on her somewhere, such as stroking or massaging.

>>16623422
I was talking about how I can get into that stage, but thanks for the advice anyway.

Why would you start smoking again after the test? You know that if you got the job you'd probably be randomly tested anyway, right? Take this as an opportunity to quit

>>16623386
In my state, employers can only test after an accident or if they have reasonable suspicion. If they want to randomly test, they have to test like all their employees at the same time (to avoid ~discrimination~). So as long as I avoid accidents and didn't reek of pot when I arrive, I'd have been fine.

Also, not sure if I made it clear, but getting stoned makes me not consider suicide, so, uh... it's nice.

I love you. Is ok.

>>16623374
Kill yourself.

bit by bit

>>16623374
Suck their dick

>>16623351
Apply for a job.

>>16623366
Not just a job. Apply for all the jobs.

>>16623330
If the good job has a significantly higher pay, then I would leave the bad job. Pay would have to be over $5 more.

>>16623338
*$5/hr

It's crappy, but you still have to do it. If it's some entry-level retail or food service job, it's very unlikely to follow you, especially if you're diving straight into another job. Apologize profusely, realize they might not accept your apology, and then never look back.

>>16623313
Chew gum while they lift off.

>better chance of being struck by lightning then plane crashing
>you could just drink a lot before the flight
>take a lot of sleeping pills and knock the fuck out
>use music to de-stress yourself on flight
>bring a stressball to squeeze on
>keep yourself occupied with books, movies, music

>>16623318
I will try to do so
>>16623337
I know that from a statistical viewpoint worrying is dumb as fuck, but with all the stuff that you hear lately and coupled with the fact that tomorrow is new year's eve, I can't help it. And it's not even the first time that I take a plane dammit.

Our minds lie to us. I suffer from severe depression, there have been many times where I am talking to someone close about missing a certain point in my life and they recall to me that I was actually still depressed at that time.

If you have an already existing mental disorder take that into consideration. Our minds are extremely complicated and I would say most of the problems humanity faces are caused by lack of self-awareness and of the sub-conscious.

As I am approaching 25 now and my frontal cortex is almost fully developed it is becoming much easier for my...
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>invested 100€
>invested 100€ again
that's not what invested means. you spent
>What to do with my life?
professional gambler
>Should I kill myself?
probably

>>16623296
>Gambling
Degenerate.

Keep a cold compress (of just cold water on a cotton ball) on whenever you can. Likely it will heal, the damage caused by such oils isn't too bad, and the eye has a great healing capacity. Keep it not only closed, but blocking all light from it (so it won't burn any further), get some bandaging. See a doctor if after 3 days it's still bad, but it likely won't be. Just stop trying to see through this eye, avoid stressing it.

>>16623319
Would have helped yesterday, I'm passed that phase now, since there's no more pain or redness. Just a minor irritation and slightly disturbed vision. Just seeking reassurance it will completely heal.

>>16623354
It will, but even if your eye doesn't hurt anymore, you should still let it rest for a day or two. Get yourself an eyepatch and wish everyone a happy new YARRRR.