>>16625655
you chicken shit bastard, do something for fucks sake ANYTHING, SOMETHING

Suck his dick so he'll stop seeing your sister.

Honestly I'd kill him. No no one has to know who it was, just wear a fucking mask or something. Either that or threaten him with death if he says with your sister.

>>16625269
The obvious answer is to stop jacking it so much. I'm trying to do the same thing. Gonna try to hold off for the next few days then do it once a day/couple of days. The best thing to do is to remove yourself from situations/places that encourage the behavior. If the random lewd image posted on 4chan is enough to put you in the mood spend less time here. If you've got a bit more self-control than that, try getting up and doing something else when you get the urge to play pocket pool. Even if it's just...
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>>16625280
it's so fucking hard though, if I don't jerk off I literally cannot think straight, I get angry as fuck, and can't even focus on schoolwork which makes it that much harder to just stop

>>16625289
Kicking any habit is hard, but it's hardest at the start. If you can tough it out and keep your hands off the skin flute for a couple of weeks it'll get easier. I mean, no sugarcoating it, it's fucking hard to quit things like this, but short of professional help for a serious addiction you've really got to bite the bullet and be strict with yourself.
Things that help are breaking things down into smaller, more manageable steps, coming up with alternative things you can do when the urge to...
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>I've even heard from girls that I'm cute, but an asshole
Contrary to what you read around here, women don't want to date assholes. How about you improve yourself so you're not an asshole?

Thing is I'm nice to people, but people think I'm an asshole BECAUSE I joke about horrible things. I'd never try to hurt someone genuinely.

I personally try to live by the Patrice O'neal doctrine of living honestly and putting my own happiness first. But at the same time consider whether the people you are talking to are getting your humor. If not, then there's no point in saying the joke out loud. Just think it in your head, chuckle inwardly and move on.

>>16625264
>>16625264

TLDR;

> Sis in law woke up from me doing garbage early am
> I normally do this early when coming home from work
> On Holidays
> Out of habit, perform household duties
> She gets treated well here at my house
> I'm offended that she swore at me via text
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People are not themselves at all when they have had thier sleep disturbed.

Since she is moving out, keep this in the hard drive but don't forget it and simply move on.

This is not something worth bringing up. Just keep it in mind next time she needs your help.

>>16625264
You're in a shared living situation, however from what I see she is living in YOUR house. If she doesn't like the noise you make fuck her.

Anyhow, since she is your in-law and you're not trying to piss anybody off.. Maybe just remind her of all the things you do for her and that you would appreciate a little respect if you do happen to fuck up every once in a while. Closed mouths don't get fed.

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Why don't you ask her out on a date? You'll get your answer right away

>>16625259
I second this

>>16625259
I Hella want to, but her parents are really strict and that's why I've only hung out with her very few times

move out if you want girls to stay over

Obviously get your chill parents to hook up with each other.

The shit storm will create a useful diversion to fuck your girlfriend.

>>16625230
Basically this. I have strict parents who aren't okay with me staying over at my SO's, so we're just going to have to wait until I move out.

>>16625192
Get a 6 pack. The other 4 can sit outside.

If you guys text a lot, the frequency of texts will decrease. And the quality of the conversation will too. It'll just go to "Lol"/"okay." Maybe your texts will be ignored too.

>>16625187
Usually something traumatic or unfinished business will cause ghosts. Perhaps get a priest.

Second time I've heard this term 'ghost', must be a newer word. Anyway, yeah texting quality will decline. It's not like you can do anything about it.

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This is the book that the fucking asshole gave me.

>>16625171

Yeah, that's funny, do it

>>16625171
>My rich asshole father gave me a self help book for christmas.
It sounds like you should read it first.

>>16625143
Tall women are short men.

Height isn't really an issue to women who have substance and a personality.

You want an overly superficial, vapid woman then it is a huge issue for them.

So, different strokes for different folks.

>>16625087
FB birthday messages are annoying

>>16625087
The 30th was my daughters forat birthday. I got her a 100 dollar fucking Disney frozen theme cake home made from a local shop. Wanna talk shit and bitch? Im here.

>>16625087
Congrats on the bday, anon ;^)

You're probably young. Do it. It'll be eye-opening, and even better if you don't like it you will always have pharmacy to fall back on. Save money, change jobs. I had a teacher who was a former lawyer because she wasn't into lawyering anymore. People change careers all the time. What's the other country, wrt education credentials?

>>16625215
The other country is the states.

I'm not sure whether it would necessarily apply to you, but look into Teach for Australia, they visited my
university a few months ago trying to find talented students. They take recent graduates and current
students, so I don't know whether you fit the bill, but they certainly want passion.

>http://www.teachforaustralia.org/

Other than that, you could go for a masters of education or equivalent given that you are already a post grad.

As for "Is it worth it?", well that is certainly a hard question...
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If you're not equipped to take care of a dog give it to someone that will. Locked in a bathroom all day? Come on.

>>16625073
>>16625073
I workee in a high volume spay and neuter clinic up until two weeks ago. Heres my advice: research. In my town depending on where you live you can get surgery for animal for free because of a grant given to our organization my petsmart charities.
Tldr. Call shelters and high volume neuter clinics ask about grants. Dont go to a full service vet unless u are rich.
Btw surgery for a male large dog at a neuter clinic woildnt be but about 60 bucks

>>16625073

You have to actually train a dog, and walk it, and play with it and stuff. Take care of it. Your roommate obviously just had a dumb impulse and doesn't care enough to see it through. You should just call him out on this shit, straight up, and tell him that he should put the dog up for adoption if he's not going to put in any work

>>16625054
Lol I didnt meañ to say cuking up I meant fucking ip

Lol, that cracked me up. Anyway, you have to start out small. Crawl before you walk, and walk before you can run.

Can you just hold a casual conversation with a girl, the same you would with a friend? If not, thats where you need to start. Talk to girls without flirting, or any intention of sexual contact. Once you've gotten confident with that you can move on to seduction.

>>16625122
I'm ok with talking to girls. Sometimes I wish they were my little sister though. Honestly I feel like that's what they are missing to be a girl I would be REALLY interested in.

>>16625046

While I do find her physically attractive, I am legitimately interested in developing a strictly platonic friendship with this girl. I’m NOT trying to get with her, I love my fiancée and would never, NEVER do something so despicable to my fiancée. Despite the age difference, this girl is genuinely interesting to me (we have great conversations, have similar senses of humour and tastes) and I don’t want to be seen as trying to “take advantage” of a younger girl (by either her or my fiancée). On one...
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Talk to your fiancee first. Then invite the girl to a group event with some of your other female friends, your fiancee, or other coworkers.

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She has to be a part of your fiance's life and getting close to both of you... IF you really are wanting to be "just friends"...