>>16628314
I never even knew this phenomenon existed

>>16628314
Here's a helpful tip: kill yourself.

I don't... think is possible.

1. Live a full and rich life
2. Die of natural causes, having lived a life you can be proud of
3. ????
4. Profit

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>>16626791
oh look its this thread again jpg.

>>16626791

painless and easy doesnt generally come with accident. if your brave, this method is actually painless, you just dont imagine it as such.

>start sending texts to your friends about how excited you are for NYE
>make a big list at home about your new years resolutions
>go out and buy a six inch sub
>wait til the sun starts to set
>go to the top of the...
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At the end of the day, why not the morning after pill? It's not that expensive and you have no way of knowing at the moment if she will get pregnant from your accident. An easy case of better safe than sorry.

>>16628204
>blah blah blah pls help im 16 wat do

Morning after pill. Take no chances, have her swallow that shit and relax dawg.

>>16628211

this. there is no reason NOT to take the morning after pill, and while you are a wee bit stranded its not that hard to tell someone 'condom slipped, someone help me get morning after pills'.

google the morning after pill information and it will tell you exactly how long it can be of use to you. figure it out, get on google maps, look for pharmacys, and if not any nearby go make a trip. who cares if its a whole trip? better to lose a few hours of your new year than the rest of your life to a baby.

>>16626778
You could always try cutting up a plaster and sticking it on for a bit, if that's easier than holding a tissue to it

>>16626778
go to the drug store and get some styptic.

Are you pinching it hard enough? Also how long has it been now?

>>16626767

depends. do you have remotely anything good going on tonight? friends, a girl, anything? or will you just get hammered?

imo, if i could get paid to work tonight, i would. why not start the year off one step ahead of everyone else.

YOLO, do what makes you happy.

>>16626767
Fellow McDonalds employee here.

I'm early shift (5AM), and I work tomorrow as well. You always have the option to call out, but honestly, I don't think it's gonna be very busy, as many people are likely going out to get hammered as fuck. Although tomorrow morning may be a slightly different story. Drunk people apparently come to drive-thru overnight, so there's a good chance you'll have a laugh. I say keep the shift, man. It's gonna look bad on you anyway, calling out on a Holiday...
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>>16626755

>mind you it will have to be over text
>have
>literally no other way

no.

>>16626763
I rarely get to hang out with her because her parents are really strict and don't let her go out so yeah ._.

>>16626775

in which case you wouldnt be able to go on a date anyway. so why bother?

>>16626713
Guess she got tired of your retarded way of speaking

(2/?)
>just last week i gave up my bedroom at my dad's house to me sister and her 5 year old kid
>now when im at me dad's i sleep on a blow up mattress in the game room
> I moved all my shit to mum's cuz sister moved in
>now i have to move all my shit to dad's?
>junior fag has no idea on what to do

(3/3)
>me mum is fucking psychotic and bipolar
>i don't know exactly what to do
>living with mum is shitty
>same thing at me dad's

I really need some advice, bros.

Learn to be a better boyfriend.

>>16628152
I'll work on that...

>>16628150
Fuck all of her friends, all of them.

piss

>>16626683
Straight Jim Bean because you're too good for those uppity faggots drinking expensive whiskey that tastes like trash. Make sure to call them faggots too

>>16628133

>shes guilt tripping us
>what can we do

you can give in, or ignore her. you cant stop her from guilt tripping you other than by getting out of her vicinity. there isn't any advice here to make this easier on you. make a choice, and go.

all that being said, she isnt inherently wrong. until recently it was perfectly normal to live with your parents and one day just take over the house. people are so elitist now priorities are getting...
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>it really isn't much easier to live with her given her strict house rules, and i really want a chance to live on my own some day, but she's guilt tripping us pretty bad

That's hard. She is your mom, and decisions like these aren't easy but your situation is very real. First of all you are an adult (I assume) and have both the freedom to make decisions and own up to the consequences of them too. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too.

My contribution to your issue is... why does she get to set the house...
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>>16628149
>>16628192
thanks for your responses guys; i guess it has to do with culture... we're asian (korean specifically) and this is actually kind of the norm in korea. my mom will keep her position as the head of the house because of that until she gets senile...

the fact i'm dating my boyfriend makes things a bit more complicated. it's not that she bans dating, but she's very critical of my actions and of my boyfriend; like if she feels like i'm seeing him too often, she'll try to restrict me from seeing him (either by acting passive aggressive or otherwise an uncomfortable presence, or by finding ways to charge more money, or in ways to make me doubt he loves me) because she thinks i'm being "too easy".

she's very, VERY old school... and i'm not sure how much more i can take of it.

>>16626656
Just drop that load in her mouth like you know you want to.

>>16626656
We're not your doctors
go to your damn doctor!

If you really want to protect yourself from STI you should be wearing a condom even during oral. Otherwise you should be fine just with a condom. Lube can help prevent condom tearing and a little bit inside the condom can help it feel better for you. You seem like you're not used to using condoms anymore.

You can find the value of just about anything collectible by searching eBay for it, clicking "refine" and having it only show you sold items. take a few samples and hammer out an average to see how much they're selling for

if that doesn't work with stamps for whatever reason, then fuck, idk

>>16628110

this is the best advice really, but the hard part is knowing exactly what your stamp actually is. i inherited a LARGE as fuck stamp collection, and followed the online examples of how to find out its worth (most sites claim its about counting the perforations, but its not).

i eventually took it to a collector shop type place to get it appraised. I unfortunately learned that the entire collection was hella useless. three generations old and worth nothing.

>>16628114
>three generations old and worth nothing
Aren't old stamps very valuable?

>>16626619
>Would it be a huge problem if I told them to start hunting for a new roommate?

Man, what are you going to do when in another ten years or so, you have to go through a divorce? Man up.

>>16626619
just give them about a month's notice.

>>16626662
I'm probably gonna do that. Maybe through text since I can't seem to get all three of them in the same room.

>>16626654
Relationships are different. Especially if we're starting on the same level with getting a place together. I wouldn't feel like I'm upsetting the balance of something that the entire household is already comfortable with.

Plus, I wouldn't marry some trash who lives like a manchild.

>>16626598
You didn't play your cards right. You should have just sat with them. Being an autist isnt what failed you.

What fucked things up was roping a bunch of dudes in they weren't feeling at the time. You should definitely use this as a confidence booster, you got closer to getting laid than your friends without doing anything. Congrats; next time make it happen.

Live and learn.

I did this once, a girl invited me out for coffee, and I brought along a mutual friend. A friend that she hadn't seen in two or so years. I thought it would kind of break the silence. Lets just say that the coffee ended very abruptly and she left.

I guess the lesson is that you need to have to confidence to be comfortable in expressing yourself without the support of friends - It definitely shows a sign of weakness if they are included (when they really shouldn't be!)

:)

I love that star wars battlefront game. You should have stayed home and played it. Then you wouldn't have to make this thread

>>16626587
NOOOOOOPE, emo board is that way
>>>/r9k/

This is the normie board.

>>16626597
This guy's right, take your sobbing away from here and join the frogposters.