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Hey /adv/
Have I just been friendzoned forever
Is this tinder, have you just been friendzoned on tinder?
How is that friendzoned? Am I being b8ted?
>>16629028
It's messenger, with the new update it can look a little like tinder
how can I really clean my carpet?
It's not stained or anything, but it's kinda funky and I think it's what makes my bedroom smell gross
Of course I've vacuumed it, and I've used those baking soda carpet powders (I know they're bad for my vacuum), but it's still not really fresh
Short of renting one of those rug doctor things you see in the grocery store, What can I do?
Get some of those enzyme cleaners used for urine and such; you can find them at the pet store. Spray them on the carpet, then cover with a WARM, damp paper towl. Let sit for 24 hours.
You may want to look over your carpet with a blacklight, to see if there are any particularly bad stains from bodily fluids or anything. Once again, a pet store should carry one of these.
>>16626984
dont fuck with rug doctor. go to home depot or lowes and rent one of the bissel steam cleaners. i bought a house recently that had extremely funky carpet and that took proper care of it.
Hey guys, need some advice please.
Lost my virginity to my oldest friend on new years, I'm happy about it. I'm suspecting something will evolve between us soon which is what I am hoping. Any advice on how to steer it into that direction? I don't want to push her as she is pretty introverted..
But more importantly, I have an ex-girlfriend that I speak to a lot, we are close friends, we broke up late 2014. There has always been some tension between us but she lives in another state from me. I know deep down she will be hurt when I tell her, she needs to...
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don't tell her?
>>16628928
if she found out instead of me telling her, she might block me out of her life
>>16628905
Why does your ex need to know?
What do when texting a girl that you know and shit and she leaves your messages on read and won't answer?
>>16626975
Be more interesting.
Just don't try and text more and more looking for an answer. She doesn't show interest? You don't have to either.
>>16626990
Yeah but I just so sended some shit
hey guys i have used tor in the past but i need to be completely anonymous and secure so does anyone have any tips? I remember a pastebin a while back with lots of stuff to do.
also vpn recommendation? I haven't used one in several years.
thanks in advance
bumpeditytyyt. should I take this elsewhere?..
>>16627392
Yeah, like google
>>16626944
Install tails
Went out for the first time last night for NYE. Pulled a girl in for the kiss cause she was giving crazy signals. Kiss her and then kiss her some more. Says she wants to go to my place after. Arrange to meet at 3 but at like 2:30 her sister says she might not be able to make it because her dyke friend may not let her. Sees me and kisses me again. 3pm rolls by, I look for her. And shes nowhere to be found. Not even her sister or dyke friend could find her from what I saw. What happened?
Most likely she stumbled upon narnia, where she was met with turkish delish and chads over Jack Daniel's.
>>16628617
momentum may have been lost. i do this all the time. i get really worked up to the point im about to explode and then its like 'oh, we have to stay for another hour or two' then by then ive cooled off and am not in the least bit horny anymore, so i just go home and get some sleep, especially at 3 am.
She is in a relationship. Willing to kiss you, yes. Willing to go home with you if she has a chance to think about it? No.
What happens if you marry a clinger?
>>16626934
You get a devoted partner who sticks with you. Or the clinging lets up now that they've "won you". Or you get a vision of a tornado that will wipe out your hometown by the end of the week.
How are we supposed to know, exactly?
Marrying a clinger is not so bad. Divorcing a clinger, on the other hand, now there's some horror.
I'm guessing it's the same as being in a relationship with one.
How can I be tactful about my girlfriend's bad breath?
Convince her that you have a fetish for dental hygiene, and brushing your teeth together would be like foreplay for you
>>16626914
Its hard to smell her breath when her mouth is around your cock
>>16626926
But then ur dick gets cavities
I've been wondering, for a normal man, how long does it take for him to lose his erection after ejaculating? Sometimes, people word it in a way as if the man loses it pretty much instantly, like a baloon deflating, but I found that thought funny and discarded it, knowing it was probably not that fast.
However, I still don't know the answer. I am asking because I recently heard about some men being able to maintain erection after ejaculating. I heard that that skill is rare and nice. I also think that I might have it. I can maintain my erection for a minute or five...
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Gradually over the course of a minute
>>16626906
If you're talking about masturbation, it is a pretty different beast than sex. You might have a very different experience once you actually get down to it.
My bf gradually gets soft, maybe over the course of 2-4 minutes. If he stays inside me and we cuddle and kiss, he gets hard again after about 10 mins.
Would touching the crotch of a 5 year old for a few seconds while they are wearing shorts and you dont actually touch skin count as molestation , or just really creepy behavior ? Also would it be worth it to make amends , or just promise to yourslef to never do it again and keep quiet?
Turn yourself in to the police and get help. If you don't address the situation immediately in a proactive way, it will only get worse for you when you are held accountable later. That child is a ticking time bomb of accusation that will destroy your life.
>>16628417
its not quite molestation, but its inappropriate to say the least, and thats enough to count as molestation legally.
the question is whether or not they can really prove it per se. anyone who'se ever played with a kid knows its damn near impossible to get through the day without some sort of inappropriate touch happening. i have four nephews and neices and anytime i visit its like IM the one being molested cuz they climb all over you just want to horse around.
ergo, you could argue that you...
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>>16628423
That's really scary to turn yourself into the police...what if you just deny to your parents if they ask ?
What are your new year resolutions?
>>16626897
To not respond to shitty threads. I've still got a few hours (PST)
>>16626897
>keep constant Internet access
>make a tulpa
>get anime/manga more often
>video games moar
>learn how to use backtrack
>find good onions
>take care of body more often because :<
What race of women is the least feminist/most wife material, /adv/?
>>16628388
i too would like to know this. I would guess asian or middle eastern
The races that are most likely to not marry outside their race. The women you want are the ones who are under their father's tight grip, and you're dreaming if you think their father will let them marry a foreigner. The ones who will rebel against their father may well rebel against you.
>>16628402
im not sure where you got your intel from. interracial marriage is most popular among military men, who often pick up their wives overseas. its easy as fuck cuz they dont need to give their permission, they can just run off with whatever man they want.
all that being said, why do you need a specific race, OP? there my be fewer asian feminists, but that doesn't mean you cant find the perfect black or white wife. feminism is largely a localized thing, so even if we say 'its less found in asians'...
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can anyone shed some light on pairing a skull candy bluetooth headset to a PC with windows 10 Home Edition? Please help me, fuckers.
Make sure you have the newest drivers available for your Bluetooth chipset. You should be able to get the chipset information from your computer's manufacturer, the device manager or even a program like Speccy.
>>16626894
word. much appreciated, bro.
Make sure your PC even has Bluetooth for one
If you're using a USB adapter make sure it says "USB Adapter" in your devices, I've bought one before that gets autodetected as a printer accessory. Simple fix but annoying to do every time I plug it on a PC
Make sure the batteries in your headset are charged. Open up Pairing mode, however you do that and open up I think it was Connected Devices in the windows settings, or Bluetooth Devices
My fridge/freezer combination kitchen appliance is very old, and I have just discovered that it gets cold enough to freeze (Russian Standard) vodka. I'm frightfully sober and only managed to get a few drops from the bottle. Wat do?
>>16626850
Are you sure someone else didnt drink it and replace it with water?
>>16626850
turn down the freezer settings, its up too high.
>>16626852
I am sure, I live alone and do not entertain the possibility of visitors.
Ok, here is the deal.. My gf and I have been dating for 3 years now and she recently told me her parents are moving to Seattle (we both live in Texas) She is 20 and I'm 21 and well she asked me if I would come with her and we would rent a place together in Seattle which I would love to do buy unfortunately she doesn't understand that right now my parents are in a really bad spot and I cant just up and leave them.I'm helping them out with bills and their medical stuff..What do? I'm pretty sure we wouldnt be able to maintain a relationship that long distance...
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Why does she have to move? Why can't she stay in Texas?
>>16628382
Can you find a job to support both?
Why do you have to move? Why won't she stay?
I moved from Dallas to Seattle for work. Real, post graduate career work. It's expensive as fuck here, even with me making a good salary. You will not be able to afford it with whatever paltry fast food job the two of you end up with. Save yourself the grief and stay where you are.
