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There's this guy that wants nudes from me, and I want to fuck him, but at the same time, I don't want him to think I'm a slut.
What do?
>>16635213
Don't fuck him or send nudes if you don't want to be a slut?
>>16635213
>I don't send nudes. But don't worry, you'll see it all ;)
>>16635213
"I'd rather have you see it in person ;)"
Guy I've been dating recently told me he's a creationist and incredibly religious. I am not religious. Is it possible for this to work?
Odds are heavily against you.
If he's strong in his beliefs it's doubtful that it'll work in the long run. Think of how much you'll disagree in raising your kids. It would get to the point that you both resent each other and will adversely affect the kids too.
And he's a creationist? They tend to be pretty retarded anyway.
>Parents go on a cute trip
>Leave the house as a fucking mess
>Expect everything to be clean when they come home
How do you win?
Inb4 'move out'
I'm leaving in half a year but this shit is ruining the last few months I'm here
Then move out sooner.
Just because they're your parents doesn't mean they're perfectly reasonable. It is possible for unreasonable people to have reasonable kids. Count your blessings for not having turned out quite like them.
>>16635128
>im moving out but i refuse to clean the house a few times to get there.
you already know what you gotta do.
In the same boat as you. Moving out ASAP is the only thing we can do.
Unless you want to send them on a trip to Belize ;)
Should a fact that my gf has a vibrator bother me?
She told me that everything in bed is perfect and she even forgot that she has it (we had a joke about it when we were watching a movie where a vibrator was present in one scene).
>>16635028
No, it should not. Do you masturbate? Did you masturbate before meeting her?
So did she. This is a tool to help her do that, just like your hand is.
End of story, unless you are at her beck and call 24/7 to get her off.
She's cheating on you with a toy. Kill her.
>letting yourself be cucked by the vibrating jew
lmao... either u make her get rid of it... or u end ur life kid...
I have a choice to make (pic related).
There is a girl that I deeply care about and love. There are a lot of things that combine us, and the way it seems, she feels similiar and wants a relationship. No one can say how it will turn out, but it has to potential for a beautiful, prosperious and serious thing.
The problem is, that I don't have a lot of experiences with girls yet. Cheating is not an option for me. If I say yes to this relationship, then I do so full-hearted with all the implications that it brings.
However, this would mean that I jump...
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>>16635021
Do both.
I was a virgin before my gf of 2 years and while sometimes I wonder what it would have been like to see other girls, another part of me knows that this probably isn't forever and I'm really not missing out on shit. If anything I'll know more about relationships and working things out if we break up than if I had just floated through life maybe not even fucking random girls, who knows, but all I know is that right now I'm really happy. If I feel bored I watch porn, I really don't have a desire to cheat because she wants me and I want her
>>16635033
I don't want to cheat or be a dickhead
So I'm chatting to this hottie from okc and things are going well until he disappears for a few days due to being busy and what not, all cool. We exchange numbers and we text regularly for a few days and then I get radio silence after I send a text.
But it's on whatsapp and I can see that at first, the message never gets delivered, then after a day or so it is delivered but not read.
Then he reads the message and replied a day later apologising and saying he was thinking about me.
But now it's happened again, first the message never got...
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he's probably not very into you
>>16635023
But he started the conversation and keeps initiating it, and he never had to text me that first time when I gave him my number. It's just confusing. The way he talks to me when he IS talking implies he is... but the radio silence implies he isn't.
and he's also showing as "last online" aaaages ago, so it's like he's just not using whatsapp at all and then opening it to see I've sent him a message? IDK how whatsapp does notifications
Evening anons
I'm being friends with this guy and noticed he often just stops talking to me for a day or two. We live in a 2 different cities so can't meet irl that often so we message. Whatever he always messages me first but some days he doesn't at all or writes to me and doesn't reply to my message. When i ask him what was going on he just says nothing and that he was bored all day long etc.
I feel sometimes like he does it on purpose....maybe to give me a hint he doesn't want to talk anymore..
what do you think guys
He wouldn't message you if he didn't want to. If he doesn't reply it means that he was probably busy.
>>16634938
He's probably getting bored with the lack of face to face contact. I've had that with a guy once. He was so needy.
>>16634938
in doubt just copy him. and if he asks questions just ask this question back. His question will also apply to himself, since you copied him.
Ever since 2008 and getting out of college, I've been living in this quasi-parasitic life with my parents.
In the time since then, I've held jobs but not for very long. It turns out I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and Sluggish Cognitive Tempo. So what happens is that I end up being too slow for most employers.
Last fall, I decided to go back to school after I lost my last job to get training in a career where I can go at my own pace. I've gotten into a lot of debt as a result, but my mom is nice enough to keep me afloat.
My Dad however is...
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Do you receive welfare?
Perhaps it would make things easier.
There might be jobs not requiring a lot of thinking that you could hold. Janitor? Work on a farm or agriculture?
I hope that you can find a way to live happy.. Sorry i dont have an advice.
>>16634996
That's one of, if not the worst part.
I'm actually really bright, its why I was able to get through college.
A bright mind...in a shitty body. My soul is a literal prisoner.
Assuming I did apply to be a janitor or whatever, they might not hire me since I have a degree.
I tried going for SSI once, but it was such a pain to apply and I didn't even qualify. (Although, that was before I learned about the CFS and SCT)
>>16635062
If you were really bright you would know that "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and Sluggish Cognitive Tempo" is codeword for you need to eat better and exercise.
Hello.
I have gotten myself into a situation. I would appreciate some advice. Preferably without judgement, but eh.
Background:
I am a married man.
My relationship with my wife is struggling. We are not sexually involved with each other and haven't been for several years. We are trying to work things out. She has not been at all committed to this for the past few years. She is selfish and self-centred. We have drifted further and further apart as I lost motivation and started to make less of an effort: she has not been making an effort for a long time.
I...
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1. Stop masturbating, no matter how difficult this is. Take extreme measures if necessary.
2. Start masturbating to other things, not my friend. For example, porn.
3. Start masturbating to my wife, even if I don't find her attractive, in the hope that I condition myself to desire her again.
4. Some other option that I've not considered (please supply).
I am going to have one last try at making things work between me and my wife. We've talked. She says that she recognizes that we've lost whatever connection we used to have and will...
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get a fucking divorce and go have fun times with that other girl
say goodbye to all your money though.
>>16634885
all these options are counter productive. the issue isnt that you are masturbating. if it realyl was you'd just pull up some porn.
yo u and your wife are done. you made it sound like shes even cheated on you? if life would be too complicated to divorce then just cheat on her until you are ready.
Recently had a small injury on skin
How long will it take for this to heal up and disappear ?
Pic related
>>16634870
idk. why?
>>16634880
I just want to know how long do these things usually take to heal up and disappear
>>16634903
depends how deep. they dont look deep. they wont be there long. a week maybe? might have a faded scar for awhile.
Submissive men or dominant people please respond
My boyfriend is submissive and I'm only kind of dominant because I have confidence issues and am awkward. I can tell that he loves when I take charge and we have the best sex when I take what I want and tease him. In the beginning of our relationship we experimented with handcuffs on him and he loved it, even put his hands above his head sometimes without them just for the experience. Recently our sex has gone kind of vanilla but it's just because I'm too beta and clueless on how to be dominant. I've...
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Just making one bump and being more specific.
>he was a virgin before me
>he's always been submissive, likes when I take the lead
>I'm the one that orders for us, holds him/big spoon, generally act dominant socially as well
>likes to be spanked, butt stuff (I dislike doing to him honestly), being teased, being taunted/made to beg/call me ma'am or mistress
I just feel like I have the pieces and in theory kind of know what...
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>>16634838
I say this as a sub guy into mdlb, it sounds to me like you just arent cut out for it. Nothing wrong with that! If youre determined to make it work, maybe you can talk him into switching? If you wanna be more dom try and find another one to talk to, or look for inspiration online. Best of luck
>>16634929
Also Tumblr is a huge resource for this kind of thing, even if 4chan hates it
What are the consequences of not fapping?
>>16634703
>looking for reasons to justify his addiction.
>>16634713
Nah bruh I've been going for a year but heard I could get some type of cancer shit if i don't off the load frequently, that true?
>>16634746
Longest I've gone was 2 months and I started having real low energy after feeling so great for the initial month + so I stopped when the negatives outweighed the benefits, fapped, and got back to another streak and felt good. Idk how I'd feel after going that long but I'd worry about losing my sex drive (I have no scientific evidence to back this up though). That's the only thing I can think of.
My dad surprised me at Xmas by telling me he was going to buy me a new macbook pro.
I really need a new computer and I was thrilled at this offer. He talked about it for about 3 weeks and wanted to go to the mac store and pick it out when holiday shopping died down.
He stopped by yesterday and gave me a card with $400. I asked about going to pick out a computer and he acted like he had NO IDEA what I was talking about.
Then he said he would buy his girlfriend a new macbook pro and see if she would give me her old computer.
What the hell happened?
>>16634619
>What the hell happened?
You got $400
The hunger for pussy won, m8. Accept your father will never consider you a priority when it's all about getting his dick dipped, and move on.
>What the hell happened?
he brought up to his girlfriend that he would give you a macbook pro, she got jealous and started a fight with him
after being beaten up he agreed to give it to her instead
I've had a traumatizing event lately and now I can't feel any emotion at all. IIN?
I'm frustrated but not angry.
I'm depressed but not sad.
I'm always bored and I can't enjoy music.
>>16634617
You're becoming an adult, welcome to the rest of your life bud.
>>16634635
It should have happened a while ago, I'm 28 years old.
>>16634652
Being an adult is about the condition of your mind, not your body guy. Welcome to the club.
This is an awkward subject.
How to go around and tell my little sister to shave/wax/epilate her armpits?
Pic semi related.
There are a lot of reasons and complicated issues for our living circumstances.
So is there a way to open such embarrassing subject with her without her getting mad/upset?
>>16634532
Slap her in the head with your dick to knock her out, then pull out each individual hair with your teeth. If that doesn't work, grow some of your own hair and tell her to shave that nasty shit.
>>16634540 lmao
op just tell her its a natural part of life and you have to do it. its about hygiene.
>>16634532
buy a razor, hand it to her and tell her to shave because it's gross.
