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what are some good positions for a chubbyish girl to take nice sexy selfies to send her husband?
A diet
>>16635920
oh snap! lol
what if he's got a chubbs fetish or she is just being insecure?
Search the #chubby tag on instagram or that kind of sites and copy the position of the women there.
Hi /adv/. I'm 18 and am kind of conflicted with how I feel about girls. I'm not a fedora tipping neckbeard, I lift, and some people even say I look handsome, but I kind of feel like giving up on trying to find a gf/fwb. On the other hand though, I feel like I'm gonna look back 5 years from now and wonder why it was so difficult to get girls because it'll come so naturally to me. Is there any advice you can give me that helped you get girls to like you? I tried the whole be an asshole, approach girls, PUA shit but I'm kind of shy and it never works out...
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>>16635847
>it never works out
You're 18. You haven't exactly had a long time to try everything out. How many girls have you approached in you life? Keep trying.
>18
>give up
Chill the fuck out senpai. You're so young bruv
Give it time, you're still young.
We all walk different paths in life, not at the same time necessarly, walk yours and never give up despite setbacks.
Ok, so i know this is most likely going to end with trolling but here goes.
I am getting married in just under 2 months (early march) and we still owe ~ $10k on all the shit...
Some background:
I work full time and make ~1300 p/w
She works full time and makes ~3500 p/m
We have a little boy that requieres daycare so we can work full time... we have already sent all the rsvps and n shit im back at work on the 4th of jan and so is she.
Basically i need adv on how to make extra $ :/ i know it seems like we will jave more than enough $ earned in that time but we...
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>>16635824
What is p? Pence?
>>16635855
P/w = per week
P/m = per month
Bump in hopes of adv
>noticed some dude's name on my girlfriend's phone's chat log several months ago
>saw it again by chance some months later
>don't see it for a bit
>see it again today
I swear a saw a heart but maybe I'm being paranoid. I trust my girlfriend. Do I just ignore this?
Was he in her phone as boy?
>>16635800
Be more suspicous if she has textme or something like that with an alternate number
>>16635827
Doesn't matter. if it was some dude she doesn't care about and is just bothering her from time to time, he shouldn't be in her contacts at all. It should just be a phone number at the top.
Sipping my green tea and eating cookies, I am snuggled inside safe and sound, with my shades drawn. However, outside is not the prettiest place in the world.
This is my first night in my new place, alone in the ghetto.
8:40pm: The train went by. Not as loud as I'd expected.
8:45pm: I keep hearing occasional thuds, followed by howling laughter, screaming, and shouting, in the distance.
> tfw you just want to chill out and not have it turn into fukken The Purge
>>16635788
i know a guy in a similar situation
it's tough being alone i know how that feels
out of curiosity what kinda stuff you got in there?
>>16635788
I live there too because I am unwed and had a baby with a cook.
What area?
t least you missed all the gunshots on the new years lol
>>16635788
People always ask if we are feds or witness protection not understanding why a young white family would live amongst them.
Which I get you might think our wealthy families would chip in $600 a month so we could live with our newborn baby in a safer area.
> nigga drinking tea? Da fuck??
Kek kek kek
Spend time on adv to feel distracted
So I have been seeing a girl for the past year, it started off purely sexual but then I realized I really do like her. We talk basically everyday, know each other's friends, and know these weird quirks that you learn about a person. However, she told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship because it is obligations even though she claims to not want to have sex with anyone else. We have literally never been on a date besides when I bring her to my fraternity's date functions, not even for something simple like coffee. She says that she wants the option...
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She can never trust you ever again, the fact you slept with someone else puts throws this relationship out the window. She probably talks to her friends and they probably tell her to ditch you but she might be holding out thinking that this strained relationship is savageable.
Honestly I think you need to move on to a much more healthier relationship where you can't say what you want because the relationship will implode. Honestly you are walking on eggshells anon and it is not healthy mentally and emotionally.
>>16635810
Some of her friends tell her to end things and some of them tell her to never let me go.
I know this is completely fucking toxic but I literally can't let her go. We tried not talking for a week and it ended with both of us being miserable and having sex.
She breaks down and cries all the time when she is with me saying that she wishes she could commit to a relationship and that she wants me to be her boyfriend. I'm terrified one day she is going to ignore me the way she did in the past...
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>>16635785
Jesus Christ kid. How in the fuck do you manage to type all that shit out without realizing how fucking stupid your situation is. The only value a relationship has is what both people get out of it. If you're both happy with the way things are now, you stay, if you want something more and she doesn't, then you leave. It really is that fucking simple.
Hey /adv/
Nothing I do can stop me from constantly being enraged. People notice and avoid me. What should I do?
>>16635633
channel it for good
be a warrior for Valhalla!
I'm not mad at anyone in particular. Just the way the world is and what's happened to me and my family. I can't calm down or enjoy life. I'm always mad
>>16635633
Try to learn to stop being a paranoid NEET aspie fuck. Jesus christ, OP.
You're like 12, right?
>be me in USA
>gf is in dubai UAE
>shows me her nudes after 1 month of no showing (mmm shave pussy)
>ask when she shaved
>she says a couple days ago she trimmed
Should I worry?
>>16635631
>me: being you
>getting cucked by rich arabs
>wondering if i should worry
if she was planning on sending those nudes, then she probably shaved it for you
if it was something "spontaneous" then yes, you should worry
I always shave even if i wasn't planning on having sex. I just got so used to it when i was in a relationship that i can't stand having a hairy pussy.
Is there any realistic way of making friends and obtaining a normal social life if you're a friendless hermit in your mid-20s who missed out on the socialization and networking experience that most people your age have?
Yes, I was able to build up a friend base essentially from scratch after life circumstances made it so I couldn't hang out with anyone for two years or so.
If you have an out-of-the-house job, you can start there. I also recommend finding ways to network using the hobbies that you have. If you don't have any hobbies, try things out until you find something you enjoy and start from there.
The internet is also a good place to meet people. You may not be able to meet them in real life but it's still a social connection and most definitely better than nothing.
>>16635424
Yeah, its called getting out of your comfort zone and just throwing yourself out there.
>>16635459
This is the most stupid meaningless kind of ''advice'' you'll ever see on /adv/. It means literally nothing.
Hello.
/adv/ please tell me how to stop being shy and creepy around the guy I like, I just want to be able to look at him in the eyes and smile, but every time I try to do that, my breathing speeds up and I can't do anything.
To illustrate my situation
>23 year old kv, already gave up on ever losing it but this guy is showing interest in me
>not ugly, just a depressed shut in during my youth
>got my first job last year an met him there
I think he likes me but...
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Best line from a so-so movie:
"“You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.”"
i'm a dude with probably a similar past to you.
I can say everything changed for me one day when I was 23 and met a girl, over the course of about a year fell for her, actively gathered myself, and put myself completely out there to her.
It resulted in the briefest of moments of absolute bliss (my first kiss) and later...
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>>16635396
>The problem is that I stare at him too long and I stalk him a lot, with just his name I got his address, age, social media, contact numbers, job history, etc. I also changed my job schedule and supervisor to match his. I also dream about him almost every night.
creepy.
what makes you think he likes you? what kind of interest is he showing?
you could ask him if he wants to have a drink after work.
>>16635420
Thanks for the words, I'm too insecure, I don't want him to look at my face up close and in good lighting, I want to shape up my body, improve my skin and then maybe smile at him.
>>16635436
He also stated at me and sometimes, like today, he slows down his pace to match mine walking towards the train and waits in my station.
But maybe it is my imagination, but I saw him looking back at me several times while he was walking. And I swear this...
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>it's a drink shitloads of coffee, have lots of junkfood, waste all time on 4chan and youtube, do the bare minimum, and become wildly optimistic in the evening about my ability to do shitloads of work tomorrow and achieve my potential and give up coffee and junk food episode
>it's approximately episode 200 since I graduated from university
at least you have a degree
>>16635338
i had that for awhile. the trick is to make a list of things you want to change, then do only one big one and a few little ones a month.
for instance, dont wake up early tomorrow, eat only healthy, clean the whole house, apply for jobs, and go to the gym.
instead, focus the first month on regulating your sleep schedule, and just eating healthy.
then february is job hunt and working out.
march is cleaning the house (one part at a time) and quitting coffee.
>>16635351
Oh yeah, I do have concrete goals for the mediujm term (programming books) but lately I constantly change my mind over what productivity system to use.
Schedule everything? Zero schedule? How many hours of work every week? Do multiple things each day or one thing every day?
>Pic not related
What are some of the best safe sex tools I can pick up as far as brands and durability go.
Things like condoms, female condoms, denture dams, lunes, and everything in between.
Also, good discrete websites to order from? I currently use Literotica.
>>16635310
*Lubes
Not lunes lol
>>16635310
Well, what do you want specifically?
Why worry about someone you live with seeing something when you can just go into a drug store or sex shop or something?
Why do you need so much BS just to get laid?
>>16635607
Not worried about who sees my stuff, but I'm not always home to pick up ordered packages and they get dropped off at the post office-I just don't want a really obvious label on the cover of it is all.
As far as the other stuff goes, I've recently become more sexually active and am just looking for good products for both myself and partner that are fun and won't break or are cheaply made. I swing more on the by side, so I love to both give BJs and eat girls out, bit I've had bad experiences...
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tl;dr: How to tactfully propose sex-only to a girl I'm messaging?
I've met a girl on Tinder who is just barely above the minimal attractiveness threshold. I still have her a chance since personality matters a lot to me, but unfortunately above that it turns out we really don't have much in common. So she's in the barely-fuckable zone, but not in the dating zone by any means.
I figured I'd just let this conversation die, but it's been 3 weeks and she keeps reinitiating it. I'm usually only for romantic-type relationships, but since...
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is that her?
Hang out with her IRL and when the timing is right tell her you're not interested in anything serious.
Kudos to you for not leading her on.
>>16635325
What if he changes his mind later and she moved on emotionally? Oh, the drama.
My girlfriend, who I'm moving in with in a month, just got really pissed off because I gave another girl a compliment because I liked another girls hair. She says you shouldn't compliment other girls in front of your own. Since when can you not be fucking nice in front of your SO?
Since 401 AD. That's when the law was passed. It's very old.
She's right. learn2tact
Have a threesome with her. That was code you had to decode.
>>16635272
>16635272
>since when
since a while ago. its actually a more traditional point of view. i agree though your girlfriend should not gte mad about you complimenting hair. you werent flirty or just like 'thats hot' were you?
Hey /adv/, what's the cheapest, easiest and least painful way to kill myself. I don't want my family finding the body either.
>>16635251
those 4 things are contradictory. can maybe get 2 out of 4.
imo the closest you will get is going out into the woods and jumping off of a cliff. that or taking a helium tank into the woods and doing the exit bag thing there. not sure hwo cheap a helium tank is. idk why you are worried about price not like you have to save for anything.
gunshot to the head in the woods helps also.
>>16635251
If they don't find your body it's going to haunt them for the rest of their lives you prick. You need to make it look like an accident.
>>16635259
You can do this by "accidentally electrocuting yourself". I guess. Not painless by any means but if you're successful you won't have long to regret it. Also think about that, even if the process takes like 5 seconds tops, 5 seconds can seem like a long time when you're in pain or you're you know, dying. Lots of time to regret your decision. Frankly my advice is to stop being a faggot and admit you need help. Selfish ass.
