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Best and worst things about your significant other
>very genuinely sweet and loving and accepting
>occasionally gets irrationally pissed off and sometimes doesn't manage anger well
>>16629847
>incredibly intelligent, hard working and stable
>occasionally bad at communicating what's wrong, and locks up instead, or bottles it up until it's a way bigger issue at all once
>>16629847
>smart, funny, nice and pretty much the my personal ideal in terms of looks
>a bit too shy
>>16629847
> sensible, she sees the good in every thing
> she gets bored really fast, and I have to jump around and bring her to new places all the time
Is it wrong for me to be disgusted with the idea of my boyfriend smoking weed? I don't know why I am, but I feel sick to my stomach about it. Am I being dumb?
>>16625376
No, pot smokers will defend themselves to the death but in reality its a dirty, smelly, disgusting and degenerate habit
I dont like when girls smoke cigerettes or do hard drugs so there is nothing wrong with it if thats your opinion.
>>16625380
Thank you. Does it really make people smell bad? He's never smoked it before, but he wants to. We planned on going out that night, but there's no fucking way if he smells like shit because of it.
I was dumped by my girlfriend. And I am trying to get her back, I don't know what all info you guys would need but I'll answer any questions, I just need advice on what to do about getting back with her. We have dated for 10 months, she might be pregnant, she's on nexplanon so neither of us knows yet. Anyway, tell me if you need more info, but thanks for any advice. Pic related, it's us with our daughter. Oh she did say she wanted to force it to work if she is pregnant.
Sigh. Why don't you start with the relevant info.
>How old are each of you
>When and how did you meet
>Where are each of you living right now
>How involved have you been with your daughter, what have you done to care for her?
>Why did she dump you?
Just any help at all would be great. We broke up on the 29th.
Pregnant with another child? Man you guys need to learn family planning. And why did she dump you? Who pays for your daughter's upkeep?
Licensed Clinical Psychologist here. I'm bored, its cold as hell here, I'll probably be drinking soon. Ask me things that don't identify me personally and don't involve dream interpretation.
Fair warning: "seek treatment" is going to be a pretty common response.
Pic unrelated.
>>16631493
Couldnt stay hard for my last girl friend. But only for PiV. Stayed hard for everything else.
What are the chances that I still have this problem.
Ive cut out porn since.
what the fuck do you say to people when they're depressed and they react extremely negatively (basically bitching and moaning) to every single idea/thought/opportunity/etc.
>>16631523
Moderate. If the problem was jerking off too often I can't imagine how a blowjob or a hand job would be different from PiV.
Anyone here lonely? Talk about it.
I am. I get the feeling that some girls actually like me since they laugh at my jokes and random ones will approach me out of nowher and what not but none of them interest me and even if they did. I don't have the balls to ask them.
>>16630229
Same here. But when I do, they just ignore me! Drives me nuts! Which is what they want, I guess. But..but...I can't wrap my mind around it. WHy?
>>16630229
Yeah. People are open to me too, but there's no good way to bridge the gap. Most people already have a fair amount of friends from school or work. Fuck this NEET bullshit.
>>16630234
You make female friends, then you ask them on a date and they refuse?
Do girl's actually like sucking dick?
Yes.
>>16630096
It makes me really wet. I love the sounds he makes.
>>16630096
Yes. I love giving oral sex more than receiving it.
So why did your New Year's Eve fucking suck?
my friend had me and others over at his for a little get together. was going pretty good but most of people left early. being single can be shit too.
>>16629614
hey i had a great time
>>16629614
Because I'm getting old and new years holds less and less importance to me
>GF: "my best friend kissed like every guy at the party, lol"
>Me: "what a slut"
Now my GF is super pissed at me.
What's the lesson here? I don't like the idea that I can't be myself with my gf and say what's honestly on my mind.
Maybe I'm being a dumbass. Red pill me /adv/!
>>16629108
You did nothing, OP. That chick is a slut and sluts should be burned alive.
>>16629108
Obviously the lesson is to not date sluts.
![male-and-female-relationship-sign[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GvV9avD.jpg "male-and-female-relationship-sign[1]")
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.
>Frog
Also piss off.
Guys, what do you think about women who approach you in social settings? How would you like a woman to initiate conversation with you?
>>16628396
Women approach me all the time or give me cues to talk to them. It's so obvious. I have them buy me a drink. Works almost every time. You don't have to say much. Just look like youre available
>>16628396
"Thanks God she's taking the initiative"!
Last one got archived...
My ex said to give her time, I wait for a reply every day. I don't want to send anything because I feel like a total loser. I just want to be friends with my best friend again.
I'm happy for the first time in a few days
>so horny it hurts
>too depressed and heartbroken to fap
Has anyone ever heard of depersonalization?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization
It keeps happening to me, maybe once every week or two.
Any advice from anyone who's had it or knew someone who did?
That's some scary shit OP.
yeah i have ptsd and spend time feeling like this
its gonna be ok
go to therapy
Think happy thoughts and avoid looking through telescopes
How can I burn face fat quickly?
>Be me 21
>Have a pretty bad double chin
>Grow a beard to cover it since I am embarrased
>Everyone says the beard is ugly and needs to go but I can't shave since I think my double chin is worse.
What are some good things I can do to get rid of my double chin and face fat in general.
>>16631403
You can't target body fat. You'll just have to be less fat in general.
Go to >>>/fit/ read the sticky.
>>16631403
If you're just looking to get rid of a double chin you can wear a helmut or hat with a chin strap. It can be part of your new 2016 look. Diet and exercise are for betas.
Should I bother with girls on dating sites that do this sort of shit? How do you even continue a dropped conversation? She messaged ME first, why the fuck do I have to hold up the conversation?
>I only messaged you for a hook up
>>16631396
>how do I date vapid whores
Is it for you is the question.
>>16631399
Oh shit you can read.
I need some motivation to ask a girl out and stop being a bitch,pic not related
Ask your dick, he'll know the answer.
JESUS HATES A PUSSY
JUST DO IT FAGGOT
you'll hate yourself for waiting too long and doing nothing
http://216.2.135.112//rdkosD3NZ0cHEl4IJLvprU4nbYKgv7bKCncdbpYk4X
Got the link in an email. Don't want to click it. I don't trust it an neither should you. Need help figuring out though.
I'm not sure I understand, what needs to be figured out?
