Get cucked. You will remember the feelings you get and it will turn you off of it.

Stop watching porn.
Start working out and try to work on your confidence.

>>16629343
>stop watching porn
I REALLY can't do that.

How can I work on my confidence? I'm already pretty fit.

You should try to improve what you can improve.
> I'm shorter than average
How tall are you? Shorter than the average girl? If you aren't, there's basically no problem.

>Skinny no muscle.
Why don't you exercise?

>Incredibly pale.
I like pale skin, and I adore it on guys.

>Hair that looks good and bad.
Go and get a cut that suits your face. Ask your friends' girlfriends for advice, if you need it.

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>>16629306
Alcohol helps remove the barriers between what you're thinking and what you're saying. Just one or two drinks should do it.
This should be how you get to know her, not the only way you can interact with her, you don't want to end up like that Indian guy from The Big Bang Theory.
Once you get to know her and you're more comfortable with her, you shouldn't need the alcohol.

/sci/ is actually pretty non cancet

Fraud, analytics, go for a CPA, data informatics, big data analytics.

CPA would be the big fucking feather in the cap, OP. I'd also go and poke around /biz/ for additional feedback

economics is hella ambiguous. most of it is useless sociology and redundant in data analytics. from your photo looks like you might be into economic history/macroeconomic theory, in which case I'd recommend you look into working for the DOL or a similar government agency.

Join a club and talk to people. If you're shy just be yourself and power through it.

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>>16629204
Join a club related to your interests

Find jebus and join a monastery.

>>16629194
Piss off a girl good enough and she will chop ur dick off. Almost happened to me. GL, anon

>>16629194
any doctor would be willing to arrange a vasectomy or chemical castration for you if you asked. However I should warn you that sexual urges come from hormones produced in the brain, not the testes, so doing that won't actually make you asexual.

Sorry m8 but you're stuck with that caveman brain.

>>16629182
Either apologize or go with it. Ask her striaght how she feels. You can't change what happened so freaking out about it won't help. Stop the drama and go ask her. If you're really that close to her you can still make it work and be friends.

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>>16629182
>like a fucking normie

you fucked up bro.

desu clubs aren't really that fun. The one's I've been too are a bit like high school -- they're really cliquey and everyone's trying to show off and act like they're some shit in order to get laid.

If you don't walk in with some friends, nobody's going to want to talk to you. You'll probably get alot of weird looks, at the least.

Find a laid back bar instead. Sit at the counter, and grab a drink. Strike up a conversation with the bartender and if becomes interesting, somebody else might pipe in. Boom. You've got...
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>>16629245
>find a bar

I don't drink alcohol and usually have nothing in common with people who go to bars, though.

>>16629286
Then your just going to a club to dance?

Tinnnitus maybe. See a doctor.

>>16629146
Water in your ear. Bend your head horizontally, put a finger in your ear and move it around until it stops.

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>>16629146
If it is bothering you too much, see a doctor.

I usually try to keep myselfe busy with grooming, cleaning up, running errands, watch netflix. stuff like that. I guess it's normal to be nervous and even rather cute. My bf just straight up told me he's was nervous on our first date and he told me he's still a bit ancious everytime we meet but that it's gone the second we actually see each other. I think that's absolutely adorable! The girl will probably be nervous too, so no harm done.

idk about that but almost no women are actually 34DD, it's one of the most common sizes worn by women in the US who have been lied to about bra sizes

if you love those tatas, please direct her to reddit.com/r/abrathatfits so she can be comfy

Oh shit opie, you said "34DDs" and I thought it might be a new gaming console or something. And then I thought "what does this have to do with a butterfinger bar?"

P.S follow that guy's advice. Bras are a pain in the ass. Can be very painful. I'm not sure how bigger tittied women pull it off, shopping for and wearing bras. For littler tittied people like me, I just throw on a sports bra

Do you like her butt? Has she let you lick her boobs? Why do you predominantly like boobs and not ass?

>>16629143
She's got them both. She's Japanese and I didn't think natural tits could get that big so she sortve hit me as a rare catch.

Don't get me wrong, the girl and I are very compatible. But if she had no T&A, I'd probably be less inclined to put up with the inevitable relationship bullshit.

That'd be so dope if those were real.

>>16629100
Its called a palpatation its an irregular heart beat alot of people have it to some sort or intermitant arithmia if high blood pressure you should see a doc.. they will most likely put you on beatblockers ..

>>16629102
My wife is like that pic bro ..maybe 15 lb. Heavier tho ;)

>>16629110
**beta blockers lol

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Tragically, you're outgrowing the show.

You're binge watching one of the most glacially slow paced and braindead cartoons in history
Even if you've got nostalgia for it it's not surprising that it'd get on your nerves. You just watched 205 episodes of that shit, I mean jesus.
Dragonball's much better to actually watch if you have nostalgia, it's not as.. well.. stupid as DBZ

>>16629064
Perhaps it could have a deeper meaning. Maybe you feel as if there is something in your life that you were'nt given credit for. The Mr.Satan situation could be triggering something in your subconscious.

>>16629030
>You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the internet? Think again fucker!

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>>16629030
This thread again...

maybe one day this site will be deleted all together

it's a fucking addiction and this site's deletion can't come soon enough

>>16629026
what was the excuse?
You should apologize and ask if she might be able to celebrate the new year with you some time soon? You don't have to celebrate it on the very first day :) just celebrate the new year in general. Take her out to get some chai latte or coffee or whatever makes her heart figuratively melt.