>>16640505
Hurry up and read some poorly written fanfiction. Nothing is more pure than the fantasies of virgins.

>>16640505

The fuck is the difference? You gonna dim the lights and light a few candles?

>>16640522
I dont even know the difference
I just know we havent done it
I dont know if he ever has he was more of a pump n dump or fuck another guys girl type before we met

He pretty much just fucks me as in pounds it out until he cums with no fireplay no kissing no sensuality

Start listening to your mother, you little shit.

lmao
put of lock on the panel so she cant access it.

If you're outright ignoring your mother, the best solution is to stop.

What's your most preferred type of 4chan post?

The troll?
The honest answerer?
The memer?
The "I'm a girl don't hit on me silly boys?"
The "8 paragraphs just to describe her hair"?
The "comes out of nowhere?"

I want to be as entertaining as possible, but sometimes I get disappointed when nobody responds to posts I worked hard on.

>>16640399
I would like to know how to make myself forget that rob schneiders wife gave my bf a boner.
How do i move past th3 hurt?

>>16640399

Why did you want to kill yourself? How old were you on each attempt?

Why Honduras? If I wanted to volunteer in Honduras for a year, what is my first step?

>>16640312
>OP wants his undivided attention every minute.

RUN FOR THE HILLS!

>>16640327
I'm quite a jealous person, but I don't think I need attention every.fucking.minute.
Wanted to tell by that, that I got the start, but don't know wat to do

Keep your shoelaces loose. When one of them becomes untied, be like "aw, geez." Now, press your cleavage together and bend over to tie your shoe as if you like nothing better than to have your face pointing toward the ground with your butt in the air. If he makes a comment, rape him. If he doesn't make a comment, start the conversation leading to your rape this way: "I'm not sure my birth control is working. Can you check?"

Remember to breathe heavily. Godspeed!

>>16640297
Anything legal is acceptable, hence, legal.

>>16640297
just state the age difference and stop acting like a bitch.

>>16640300
Legal =/= not creepy.

>>16640286
Let it go.

>>16640291
That's what I'm thinking. However, I'm curious why she would give out her number, and continue to respond to me if she's not even mildly interested.

>>16640304

Wait so have you texted her yet?

Skip the movie, take her to do something that's actually fun: sports, ballroom dancing, orgy. Also, when those awkward silent moments come, just look at her and rape her with your eyes. No need to look away like a poopshitter. You're the man, be a man, you don't need no woman telling you where to look.

I forgot to ask, will I have to pay for her shit or nah? I'd rather not, I'm a student lol

Dude I was in the same boat last year. Just relax and have fun. A first date is just so you can see if you like hanging out with that person. The outcomes are you both have fun and want to do it again, or you find out she isn't for you.

The date doesn't need to be perfect. and don't expect anything further than talking. just focus on having a good time.

>4 months
>Dropping "I love you's"

Are you retarded OP? Its possible it takes her more than 4 months to decide if she really loves someone or not.

Dude, she was drunk. Drinking fucks with people's memories, and it does it in different ways for different people. It is entirely plausible that she really doesn't remember the incident.

>>16640185
My ex dropped it like 3 weeks in. LL I shoulda seen the signs there.

Either way OP you are making a molehile out of ant hill

Just a bump

Don't ask these girls what you're doing wrong, they're trying to let you down easy. Ask a friend, or even a family member, "hey, why do you suppose I can't get a girl?" I mean, to me it sounds like you might be a whiny doucher, but maybe you're different in real life. Maybe you're boring? Maybe you're socially inept? Maybe you can't hold a conversation? Try to be more specific than "Everything went all wrong. What am I doing wrong?" That's not productive.

> How do you dress?
> Do you go to a good stylist or barber?
> Do you work out? How in shape are you?
> How old are you?

They smell the desperation on you. Possibly how you answer the questions above could be contributing. If you are trawling through gutter trash and cant get a second date then generally your desperation and or your attitude and demeanour is turning them off.

My advice. Find an asian massage parlor near you that does...
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Go drink a beer in bar

>>16640120

thanks for the tip. But I feel like that's not a sustainable long term strategy.

>>16640260
you're wrong.

>>16640076
All you need is a chloroform soaked rag. Apply to her face until she passes out, do your van business, toss her onto a curb, drive away.

Easy peasy.

>>16640085
Forgot to mention I want it to be consensual. I really like this gal a lot.

>have you ever had sex in a van?

Depends on your rapport with her

why are you in love with this boring guy

>>16640071
You should have said something back.

Maybe he enjoys the attention, and/or can't make up his mind, and/or wants to keep you "on the backburner" or somehow "around".

There's this old female friend of mine who was kind of really into me and I into her, but it never led anywhere - nothing was ever realized - but I somehow still thought of her as somehow "mine" or "there" even after I got into another relationship, and all up until she got into a relationship.

I recently met her at a party with her guy and it just felt weird to me in spite of it all....
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Probably both.

But you'll never know unless you try. Just don't expect everything to magically fall into place. You often have to try and try again to get what you want, or even figure out what you might want.

How many days in a row are you going to make this thread?

>>16639948
No. I've never been comfortable in life. Being uncomfortable is the only thing I find familiar, so that's what I go back to time after time.

>>16639911
Spend more time with them anon, not too difficult.

>>16639911
Sell your kid, maybe keep the wife. Gaming is so much more important.

Unless you have a job playing, reviewing, or making video games, it is just a waste of time. If your wife was watching TV all the time and called it "her passion" but never paid attention to her kids, how would you feel?

Video games are fun after a long day of work, but if you play them longer than you have a conversation with your wife and child you have a problem. A game is an entertainment luxury that will get you no where. No problem with playing them, but don't spend hours a day playing.

Maybe make it a weekend thing or set a time limit.

Don't feel terrible. You are not s horrible person. Your feelings are very normal and understandable. It's not like you're lusting after your ex (which WOULD definitely be inappropriate) you're just having trouble getting over how shitty she was to you.

Have you spoken to your current girlfriend about what happened with your ex, about these feelings you have about the situation? I bet she'd be a great shoulder to lean on.

This goes two ways: 1. you continue to keep ties cut with your girlfriend and hope these angry feelings go away over...
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Your feelings are real man. You gotta have em.

My advice to you: find someone who you CAN talk to about the situation with your ex. Lowest tier: journaling, writing. Low tier: trusted friend. Higher tier: professional counselors.

Whether or not you should mention it to your current? Eh, I'd advise against that unless she's super mature and understanding. Human beings get jealous over silly stuff, it's normal.

You don't need "closure" with your ex, you need to be able to put your feelings into words in depth, explore and experience...
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>>16639840
I'm afraid to bring it up because our relationship is still very new.