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Tips for staying awake? I need to turn my sleeping schedule back to normal.
>>16762883
Willpower.
Turn on conservative talk radio. That works for me because it makes me mad, which makes me unable to sleep.
keep your mind busy with something, coffee also works, dick sucking marathon, you get the idea
I need advice. which one do i bang?
>>16762752
The loneliest one, who wants it the most.
>>16762752
Since you don't actually care about them, all. Why would you not?
>>16762757
>women
>lonely
kek
Is it weird if I don't kiss a girl goodnight after the first date?
Seems like a weird question but people are having sex on the first date nowadays and I dunno how common that is being a sperg.
>>16762692
As long as you both enjoyed your date, no, it's not wrong to not kiss your date goodnight. If you didn't even give her a peck, that's when it's a little odd.
>people are having sex on the first date nowadays
That's a myth, serious relationships don't usually start with sex on the first date.
>>16762692
Depends on the vibe.
Always hug when you begin the date.
If she keeps talking while looking in your eyes and away and back again she wants you to kiss her. Just go for it mid sentence. Grab her hips and kiss her, she will close her eyes, look up, and tilt her head.
>>16762702
>If you didn't even give her a peck, that's when it's a little odd.
I only hugged her. How badly did I fuck up?
>>16762711
>Always hug when you begin the date.
I only hugged her at the end. I fucked up badly.
Don't know if this would be more appropriately posted on /mu/, but here goes.
How do I enjoy normie music? I don't have no life, I go out to places with other people. It's just whenever I do, they always play Taylor Swift or whatever else they like. I always end up sulking in the car or standing around on my phone. Is there a way to not do this?
>pic related, I'm between a 2 and 3 on the chart
Level 6. Fuck mainstream.
>>16762617
I'm level four and it hurts my autism that there is no classic blues, country, funk, or jazz subgenres on there but there are a bunch of retard genres. I'd also like tho know who the fuck thinks jazz is entry level.
>>16762617
Sorry, >>16762636 didn't answer the prompt.
You don't enjoy it, you endure it. You can't get basic listeners to enjoy more complex or harder to listen to music. Most people don't have an ear for it and simply enjoy melodies and lyrics. They want something with easily digested lyrics and a backing track that a non-musician can memorize. That's why pop music has such simple backing tracks. If you play music or are a more active listener...
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What do you do if you get suicidally depressed so often that you can't manage to function as a normal person, and aren't willing to tell that to anybody because you're afraid they'll overreact?
I want to manage like everyone else, but can only move forward in short spurts before I get bogged down again.
>>16762579
had the same thing for years, even as a little kid i wished i would have never existed even though i always a many friends and a carrying family
i didnt care about anything for a really long time, always hoping one day i would just end it
stopped carrying so much that i didnt care about depression anymore
just understand that you probably will never live the "normal" live, but rather find a thing you love and focus on it
dont care about what others think, just live life
>>16762624
It's not about feeling normal, per se, just being able to function: I can't manage to do anything for long before depression sees an end to it: can't hold any job for longer than a few months, can barely handle college (as a 25 year old), and can't get myself to exercise to help myself (I'm not fat or skellington though, just decent shape).
I'm worried I'll eventually hero myself or end up in a lunatic house if I don't stop having this problem so constantly.
You go to your closest jewish psy and ask for meds.
Only take third gen btw, the other will make you go limp eventually
Hey /adv/, I'm about to lose my friend to some douchebag, she's a 10/10, and we've been pretty good friends for about a year and a half now. She know's I like her, and I'm not really sure if she likes me back. I could honestly care less about her dating someone if he wasn't a little punk and an asshole to my friends. Should I just let her go and see her get hurt or do something? He can easily beat my ass if we fight.
You don't own her, so you have no right to dictate who she dates, kiddo.
>>16762574
> I could honestly care less about her dating someone if he wasn't a little punk and an asshole to my friends. Should I just let her go and see her get hurt or do something?
Did you even fucking read the post? Dumbass.
>>16762582
>you have no right to dictate who she dates
>who she dates
>who
I'm pretty sure you're the dumbass here.
My mom gets mad at me alot due to small things, not normal mad like I just killed someone mad and starts saying I never do anything, I go to the gym on Thursda,Church classes on Wednesday, and boy scouts on Tuesday. On top of that I take all honors and ap classes and get honor roll all year every year. What do I do to get out of this problem.
deport her to argentina
>>16762534
>argentina
I need serious help.
>>16762538
Nigga have you ever been deported to Argentina? Shits a bitch to get back
When I am with people of my gender I am usually very outgoing, extroverted, funny, and charismatic, and people usually like me. However, when I am with grils, I turn into the most boring pos they've ever seen. Like when I am with men, I can make them hysterical, but I can't even keep a fucking conversation for more than 5 minutes with girls. It's not even that I'm freaking out when talking to them, I'm not that autistic. My personality simply changes.
I think it is because most of my humor is very dark, crass, sarcastic, and ironic. Maybe I am...
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>>16762471
Comfort increases with time. Sorry but you're going to need to handcuff yourself to your target until your personality shines through
How old are you?
I am dating a guy. I want to do something nice for him on Valentine's Day. Problem is, I've only known him since December of last year. I would like guy's opinions on this because I feel gifts for men are the most difficult and I'm very peculiar with what I will gift.
Also general Valentine's Day Gift advice thread for those who would like help as well!
I have a few ideas for my future boyfriend but they're all bringing dilemmas.
Idea 1: Alcohol and alcohol accessories. He likes to drink socially and so this would be a great...
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Everyone likes a bottle of baileys, tastes great with coffee.
>>16762459
What kind of alcohol is it? Is it expensive? Does it scream "oh yeah this girl is super thoughtful for Valentine's day, I found a keeper"
>>16762469
It's a sweet, creamy liqueur: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baileys_Irish_Cream
But like you said, he might not like it. Maybe you could ask one of his friends what he likes to drink.
How about some cologne?
How do you know when you've made a girl cum? In porn they scream and flail around and stuff but the girl I'm with tells me I always make her cum and even though she breathes heavy and stuff I can't really tell. She'll then take my hand or head away getting me to stop going so hard. I mean obviously porn isn't real but how do I know if she's actually cuming, and not just saying I am to make me happy or something?
You don't, so it's a great time to stop caring about it. Focus more on whether she's enjoying everything that went on up to that point. Encourage her to give you ideas about stuff to try together. Orgasm is important but there are simpler and more numerous things to focus on instead.
>>16762295
You can feel their vagina tightening if you make them cum, thats why my gf said because i always make her cum
it's different for every girl. My current girlfriend cums like five times every time we do it but I can never fucking tell when it happens. I've had exes that couldn't come very easily, but when it happened the fucking walls fell down.
If you can't tell, ask to make sure.
You guys need to be more happy with your lives. Name at least one great thing that has happened to you or something you did that you loved
>>16762287
Hillary won Iowa
I'm so lonely
>>16762287
I once accidentally masturbated.
I want to be bullied so bad, idk why I just wanna be bullied.
>>16762199
You're gay
You smell weird
You're a whore
>>16762212
Ouch anon, cut me real deep
>>16762199
You cockmongling jizz-gargler, wasting valuable catalog space! Kill yourself.
My friends never invite me to anything when there are girls involved, or at least, girls that aren't in our most immediate group of friends.
A great example of this is last weekend. I live 2 hours away, but every few weeks I come back up. I asked what everyone is doing that night, no response. Then 5 hours later, I get a text in our group message of pictures of them with girls having fun... and also snaps. They were at my friends house partying.
One time we were supposed to all go out to bars, they invited me the night before and I asked if I could come because...
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>One of my friends in this group is my best friend, so should I ask him about what the truth is?
yes.
>>16762105
>being this dependent on other people
Doomed to fail.
>>16762105
ur not being paranoid. you know you arent being invited its a thing.
i feel your pain too. one year my friends threw a christmas party and it was a great time. the next day on facebook i see they had a SECOND christmas party literally exactly the same except i wasnt invited, literally the only one not invited, AND they traded presents.
Hey Chans! im a middle eastern guy who's about to finish his collage , my country have an obligate military service so i have to have a to join the army for 12 months , my country is at war with isis and a lot of my friends now fighting in the front lines , my country leaders are so fucking stupid use stratiges from 50's and ww2 while isis are more advanced and have more western weapons , so any advise to make it in these 12 months and survive?
i would be thankful for you anons ! :)
Don't be a hero. Simple as that.
Hey kebab!
if you play accordion, you can just expat and live in my apartment. I need more squeezeboxes to annoy my upstairs neighbors.
>>16762138
Well I'm not kebab actually, our favorite dish is falafel so you guess the country
I'm 19 and I want to move out.
It's not because of family issues or whatever, but I just want to live alone and be independent. Is this a bad idea though?
Am I missing something crucial that I might lack that would cause me to move back in with my parents?
I have like 6000€ on my bank account atm.
I just moved out from my parent's house a month ago with some friends, and as long as you have a few month's rent and enough to feed yourself, you should be perfectly fine
>>16762052
I would advise to get a job before you do it
But at the end of the day it's up to you, it's your life, do whatever you want because you only get one life so you may as well take risks and live big. If people tell you otherwise it's probably because they're jealous and too scared to take risks themselves.
Be a fucking man. Get a job and move out of your parents' place. Doesn't matter if you have roommates or not.
If you want to live on your own, then fucking do it. But most importantly, just move out.
